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Song Parodies ->Authors -> Phil Alexander

A bio? I'm not sure that you really want to read my biography, do you? Well, in case anyone is that interested, here is what I wrote On my Bio. All absolutely 100% true, honest. Just like that last sentence.

It's a scary thought that I've been writing parodies here at amiright for ten years or more, and in that time have racked up over a thousand parodies. And not just writing, I've been playing them, too: in the last few years, I have performed over 250 different parodies and original songs.

When I've done some thinking, I might put a bit more info in here.. like forthcoming gigs, that sort of thing. Come and say "hello" on Facebook


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Song Parodies -> Recordings

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Parody TitleOriginal SongOriginal PerformerSubmitted
Take This Job And Stick ItTake It To The LimitThe Eagles2006-04-14
I've Got Body HairI've Been EverywhereJohnny Cash2007-03-05
The Splitting of the FellowshipI Am So ProudGilbert and Sullivan2007-04-19
My Way (The Blair Version)My WayFrank Sinatra2007-05-02
In The ICU AgainWhen Will I See You AgainThe Three Degrees2007-06-28
It's SmallNONENONE2007-09-22
Dumbledore's GayRunaround SueDion2007-10-30
Hey Claire, It's SylarHey There, DelilahPlain White Ts2007-12-23
(Used to be a) RockstarRockstarNickelback2008-06-23
CorruptionPollutionTom Lehrer2008-08-13
Dido Dies?The BoxerSimon and Garfunkel2010-04-02
Al Qaeda LeaderPurple People EaterSheb Woolley2011-06-27
A National Anthem for CheddarLand of Hope and GloryEdward Elgar2012-05-14
Pole Dancing for JesusThe First Cut is the DeepestRod Stewart2012-10-15
Total Eclipse of the StarksTotal Eclipse of the HeartBonnie Tyler2013-06-15
I Want To Make Love To You So BadlyNONENONE2015-12-30


Song Parodies -> Lyrics

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Parody TitleOriginal TitlePerformerSubmitted
ThunderthighsWonderwallOasis2001-09-23
Taj Mahal TundooriHotel CaliforniaThe Eagles2001-10-17
Counting in FloridaMarching Through GeorgiaTraditional2001-10-17
Oh S**tWitch DoctorDavid Seville2001-10-19
O.S.A.M.A.D.I.S.C.O.Ottawan2001-10-23
RetchReachS-Club 72001-11-01
Sitting in the Dock in the HagueSitting on the Dock of the BayOtis Redding2001-11-04
I Will SurviveI Will SurviveGloria Gaynor2001-12-05
I've Got a Little ListI've Got A Little ListGilbert and Sullivan (the Mikado)2001-12-11
Hit The ProzacHit The Road JackRay Charles2001-12-20
-gina In Your HandChina In Your HandT'Pau2001-12-20
When Upgrading WindowsWhen I'm Cleaning WindowsGeorge Formby2001-12-20
DisobedienceDisobedienceA.A.Milne2002-01-07
The AssassinThe GamblerKenny Rogers2002-01-24
BoyzonePoisonAlice Cooper2002-01-24
Salad Bloody SaladSabbath Bloody SabbathBlack Sabbath2002-01-29
The Snoop Snoop SongThe Shoop Shoop SongBetty Everett2002-02-03
Poultry In MotionPoetry in MotionBobby Vee2002-02-06
Thank God It Isn't Christmas Every DayI Wish It Could Be Christmas Every DayWizzard2002-02-07
Gypsies Tramps and ThievesGypsies Tramps and ThievesCher2002-02-14
A Very Modern Major-GeneralThe Major-General's SongGilbert and Sullivan2002-02-14
A Plea For The Spice Girls To Get Back TogetherBallad of John and YokoThe Beatles2002-02-19
A Little Stressed TonightWonderful TonightEric Clapton2002-02-19
Shite Said FredRight Said FredBernard Cribbins2002-02-25
The FilmstarThe BoxerSimon and Garfunkel2002-03-03
The Reverend Tony BlairJerusalemWilliam Blake2002-03-03
Orcsie TelvesMaresy DotesTraditional2002-03-03
Are You Drinking TonightAre You Lonesome TonightElvis Presley2002-03-05
Prayed For Me All Night LongYou Shook Me All Night LongAC/DC2002-03-07
I Hate Britney SpearsI Love Rock and RollJoan Jett and the Blackhearts2002-03-12
Diarrhoea StreamingCalifornia DreamingMamas and Papas2002-03-17
Little PigLittle ChildThe Beatles2002-04-04
Hot DogHot StuffDonna Summer2002-04-04
Puff the Tragic Drag ActPuff the Magic DragonPeter Paul and Mary2002-04-14
Tasteless BeersWasted YearsIron Maiden2002-04-14
Ann WiddecombeThe Wicker ManIron Maiden2002-04-17
Where The Fly SucksAriel's Song (Where the bee sucks)Will Shakespeare2002-04-22
I Will Drink Until I SpewI Was Made For Loving YouKiss2002-04-24
Goody You LoseGoody Two ShoesAdam Ant2002-04-28
The Final CountdownThe Final CountdownEurope2002-05-20
Goodbye To Rome AntsGoodbye To RomanceOzzy Osbourne2002-06-06
I Wanna Be Like YouI Wanna Be Like YouKing Louie/Jungle Book2002-06-10
Porn in the USABorn in the USABruce Springsteen2002-06-17
GravityTragedyBee Gees2002-06-26
Parody CityParadise CityGuns and Roses2002-06-26
Tokin' in the BathroomSmokin' in the Boys RoomMotley Crue2002-06-26
Because I Can FlyBecause I Got HighAfroman2002-06-26
Drive A White VanRide A White SwanT-Rex2002-06-28
Whoever You AreWhatever You WantStatus Quo2002-06-28
Derek and CliveAmerican PieDon McLean2002-07-02
Andersen ConsultingThe Duke of Plaza-ToroGilbert and Sullivan2002-07-04
Crispy Aromatic DuckUnder The BridgeRed Hot Chilli Peppers2002-07-09
Squish My ZitsBallroom BlitzSweet2002-07-15
RevengeStairway to HeavenLed Zeppelin2002-07-15
CrapBadMichael Jackson2002-07-17
Bad FeelingTime Of Your LifeGreen Day2002-07-17
Big BillsBig BallsAC/DC2002-07-19
Crazy KnightsCrazy NightsKiss2002-07-19
Out In The FieldsOut In The FieldsGary Moore/Thin Lizzy2002-07-19
Allergic to CatsAddicted to LoveRobert Palmer2002-07-23
SOBSOSAbba2002-07-24
The Nostalgic SongThe Logical SongSupertramp2002-07-26
While My Guitar's Being TunedWhile My Guitar Gently WeepsBeatles2002-07-29
(OK, so she's a) DogNagJoan Jett and the Blackhearts2002-07-30
Bare CelebritiesBear NecessitiesThe Jungle Book2002-08-05
You, Get Your Votes OutWho Let The Dogs OutBaha Men2002-08-08
The Ballad of Shrek and FionaThe Ballad of John and YokoThe Beatles2002-08-12
Half A BrainHalf A HeartH and Claire2002-08-13
Go and Get StuffedWhen The Going Gets ToughBilly Ocean2002-08-15
(Don't) Bomb IraqBarbara AnnBeach Boys2002-09-02
MS OdditySpace OddityDavid Bowie2002-09-12
You Took the Herb Right Out of My MouthYou Took the Words Right Out of My MouthMeat Loaf2002-09-24
Rotten Old DalmatianRock and Roll DamnationAC/DC2002-09-27
PortalooWaterlooAbba2002-09-27
Gravy TrainCrazy TrainOzzy Osbourne2002-10-01
Everything I ThrowEverytime You Go AwayPaul Young2002-10-04
She's a Liverpool GnomeIn My Liverpool HomeTraditional2002-10-10
The Profit SongThe Prophet SongQueen2002-10-11
Shitty Shitty RemakesChitty Chitty Bang BangDick van Dyke et al2002-10-18
I Only Want The Thing To BootI Only Want To Be With YouThe Tourists2002-10-18
Another EgoAnother EarthquakeAaron Carter2002-10-18
You've Got To Rig A Bank Sheet Or TwoYou'e Got To Pick A Pocket Or TwoFagin et al2002-10-22
Script for a Jest In HereScript for a Jester's TearMarillion2002-10-24
Headlines In The Sun (the memoir of Puff the Tragic Drag Act)Seasons In The SunTerry Jacks2002-10-25
Angus DeaytonRuby TuesdayRolling Stones2002-11-01
You'll Never Get A LoanYou'll Never Walk AloneGerry and the Pacemakers2002-11-06
TomorrowTomorrowAnnie2002-11-06
Stoneage ScumbagTeenage DirtbagWheatus2002-11-12
Bad ConstipationBad ReputationJoan Jett2002-11-14
Going out with a WeredoeHolding out for a HeroBonnie Tyler2002-11-14
Sixteen BunsSixteen TonsTenessee Ernie Ford2002-11-15
PHBTNTAD/DC2002-11-15
PortilloWillow Tit WillowGilbert and Sullivan2002-11-20
Now You Decline MeNow You Remind MeNickelback2002-11-26
Cheapy-cheapy seat-seats (or the troubles of booking with a budget airline)Chirpy Chirpy Cheep CheepMiddle of the Road2002-11-28
(Mammaries) The Way They Were(Memories) The Way We WereBarbara Streisand2002-11-28
Sound of Sirens (A Blues Brothers Tribute)Sound of SilenceSimon and Garfunkel2002-11-29
QuakeFameIrene Cara2002-12-05
Disobedient ChildDeadringer for LoveMeatloaf2002-12-10
We Freak Kings (A tribute to the Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers)We Three KingsTraditional2002-12-11
Wet ChristmasWhite ChristmasBing Crosby2002-12-17
DHCPYMCAVillage People2002-12-19
Get Me And My EgoLet Me Entertain YouRobbie Williams2002-12-19
I Saw Mommy Hitting Santa ClausI Saw Mommy Kissing Santa ClausJimmy Boyd2002-12-31
Pot NoodlePop MusicM2003-01-07
Frodo and SamJack and DianeJohn Cougar Mellencamp2003-01-14
Dear BuffyDear PrudenceThe Beatles2003-01-16
Whole Lotta BuffyWhole Lotta RosieAC/DC2003-01-16
Make It SoLet It BeThe Beatles2003-01-17
Does Your Mother KnowDoes Your Mother KnowAbba2003-01-17
Test My Program One More TimeHit Me Baby One More TimeBritney Spears2003-01-23
OOPS, the Programmer's FriendOops, I Did It AgainBritney Spears2003-01-24
Latex ToiSk8er BoiAvril Lavigne2003-01-28
Effing SnowLet It SnowVaughan Monroe2003-01-31
Mr OsbourneMr CrowleyOzzy Osbourne2003-02-06
Saddam Hussain and OBLMademoiselle D'ArmentieresTraditional2003-02-06
Another Prick in the LordsAnother Brick in the Wall (Parts I, II and III)Pink Floyd2003-02-12
ChemistryYesterdayThe Beatles2003-02-14
Baddie of ChoiceWeapon of ChoiceFatboy Slim2003-02-25
A Few of his Ninety-Three PartsA Few of My Favourite ThingsMaria (Sound of Music)2003-02-27
Walken in BatmanWalking on SunshineKatrina and the Waves2003-02-27
ResolutionRevolutionThe Beatles2003-03-06
With Little Help From The FrenchWith A Little Help From My FriendsThe Beatles2003-03-06
HypocrisyTragedyBee Gees2003-03-06
Spirit in the BarSpirit in the SkyNorman Greenbaum2003-03-12
Santa Claus's Trousesrs Are BrownSanta Claus is Coming To TownTraditional2003-03-17
Smells Like Methylated SpiritSmells Like Teen SpiritNirvana2003-03-24
Knock and WaitKnock on WoodOtis Redding2003-03-25
Kiss Me HardyKiss Me DeadlyLita Ford2003-03-25
Thing on the RoadKing of the RoadRoger Miller2003-03-26
Go Strider, Orcs Must DieGhost Riders in the SkyFrankie Laine2003-04-02
FnarrDenisBlondie2003-04-04
George and SaddamJack and DianeJohn Cougar Mellencamp2003-04-04
My Preciouss Lies Over EregionMy Bonnie Lies Over The OceanTraditional2003-04-07
Americans Went In Two By TwoThe Animals Went In Two By TwoTraditional2003-04-08
A Techie's LotA Policeman's LotGilbert And Sullivan (Pirates of Penzance)2003-04-11
I Love ScoobieI Love To BoogieT-Rex2003-04-15
LubricatedComplicatedAvril Lavigne2003-04-17
Who's NextWho's NextTom Lehrer2003-04-22
It Really Was OsamaIt Really Was A WoozleWinnie The Pooh2003-04-23
BoadiceaJingle BellsTraditional2003-04-23
Sensibly DumbComfortably NumbPink Floyd2003-04-24
We're Not Gonna Fake ItWe're Not Gonna Take ItTwisted Sister2003-04-29
All Breasts Big And BountifulAll Things Bright And BeautifulTraditional2003-04-29
If I Were The Dark LordIf I Were A Rich ManZero Mostel (Fiddler on the Roof)2003-05-01
At The CountIn The BathFlanders and Swann2003-05-02
ZolaLolaThe Kinks2003-05-07
Strike Me Smite MeBend Me Shape MeAmerican Breed2003-05-08
Acid Trip MachineYellow SubmarineThe Beatles2003-05-08
Smut!Help!The Beatles2003-05-09
The Oldest PC In TownThe Oldest Swinger In TownO'Leary & The Bards2003-05-09
Real Crap WizzardPinball WizardThe Who2003-05-15
Time It Is A-ChangingTimes They Are A-ChangingBob Dylan2003-05-16
Old AgeCocaineEric Clapton2003-05-20
The Ash TrayThe Ash GroveTraditional Welsh2003-05-20
Quiddich Is StupidWe Are The ChampionsQueen2003-05-22
Another Bastard SpammerMaxwell's Silver HammerThe Beatles2003-05-28
I'm Not A Total WankerUna Paloma BlancaGeorge Baker2003-05-28
Dear Lord and Father of MankindDear Lord and Father of MankindTraditional2003-06-02
Mary Jane (Rollin' another reefer)Proud Mary (Rollin' on down the river)Creedence Clearwater Revival2003-06-03
Fridge Odour Troubled WalterBridge Over Troubled WaterSimon and Garfunkel2003-06-03
House with the Rising DampHouse of the Rising SunThe Animals2003-06-05
Always Lick on the White Side of the StampAlways Look on the Bright Side of LifeEric Idle (Monty Python's Life of Brian)2003-06-05
The City of New OrleansThe City of New OrleansSteve Goodman2003-06-06
The Genome SongThe Galaxy SongMonty Python (The Meaning of Life)2003-06-10
Try ContraceptionMy GenerationThe Who2003-06-13
Let's Join The EuroThe Time WarpRichard O'Brien2003-06-13
Bell-Bottomed FlaresFat Bottomed GirlsQueen2003-06-19
Piggy Miss PiggyWillow Tit WillowGilbert and Sullivan2003-06-19
Too Late For LunchToo Late For LoveDef Leppard2003-06-26
N-Dimensional SpaceWindmills of your MindDusty Springfield2003-06-28
It Sounds Like Bullshit To MeSave All Your Kisses For MeBrotherhood of Man2003-07-01
Kev Bloody WilsonBorn Again PisstankKevin Bloody Wilson2003-07-04
It's Late (The Dead Parrot Sketch)It's LateQueen2003-07-08
Isengardian OrcsCalifornia GirlsBeach Boys2003-07-10
Piss LagerDream EvilDio2003-07-12
I Can't Find The Freezer AnymoreI Can't Fight This Feeling AnymoreREO Speedwagon2003-07-15
If I Wrote The SongsIf I'm Not The OneDaniel Bedingfield2003-07-15
Mend My PCUnder The SeaThe Little Mermaid - Sebastian2003-07-17
Immune to MadonnaHakuna MatataTimon and Pumbaa (from The Lion King)2003-07-31
Supergluehasstuckmyfingers-notagoodprognosisSupercalifragilisticexpialidociousJulie Andrews (Mary Poppins)2003-07-31
The Business Analyst's SongThe Major-General's SongGilbert and Sullivan2003-08-05
Phil Neville Went Down To PorscheThe Devil Went Down To GeorgiaCharlie Daniels Band2003-08-07
My Brain Is... (Still Hazy)My Name Is... (Slim Shady)Eminem2003-08-13
Killer RayCabaretLiza Minelli2003-09-04
The Nosferatu SongThe Hippopotamus SongFlanders and Swann2003-09-04
Frisky in the BarWhiskey in the JarThin Lizzy2003-09-12
Ring QuestingStar TrekkingThe Firm2003-09-16
Saddam the PsychopathNellie the ElephantToy Dolls2003-09-17
A Roomful of MonkeysA Spoonful of SugarMary Poppins2003-09-18
Don't Read The SunHere Comes the SunThe Beatles2003-09-19
Twelve days of BroadbandTwelve days of ChristmasTraditional2003-09-20
Underground LooRunaround SueDion2003-09-22
Brain Glops Keep Fallin' From My HeadRaindrops Keep Fallin' On My HeadBJ Thomas2003-09-24
No Possible Doubt WhateverNo Possible Doubt WhateverGilbert and Sullivan (The Gondoliers)2003-09-24
The Vet SongThe Jet SongStephen Sondheim (West Side Story)2003-09-24
Shut Down the ServerWaltzing MatildaTraditional2003-09-25
Rum Rum RumFun Fun FunThe Beach Boys2003-09-26
Three-Fingered SaluteA Four-Legged FriendRoy Rogers2003-09-27
Homerian RhapsodyBohemian RhapsodyQueen2003-09-30
No, It's SnotYes It IsThe Beatles2003-10-02
Carrot's In The ThongRiders on the StormThe Doors2003-10-03
Has Anybody Seen Mike Rotch?Has Anybody Seen Our Ship?Noel Coward2003-10-08
ColeopteraCome TogetherThe Beatles2003-10-09
The Battle Hymn of the AtheistThe Battle Hymn of the RepublicTraditional2003-10-09
The Battle Hymn of the RepublicansThe Battle Hymn of the RepublicTraditional2003-10-09
I Went to the OperaLa Donna e MobileVerdi (Rigoletto)2003-10-10
The President SongThe Lumberjack SongMonty Python2003-10-14
The Little Dumber DroidThe Little Drummer BoyTraditional2003-10-14
'Time For Bed' Said ZebedeeTimes They Are A-ChangingBob Dylan2003-10-16
One Would Rather Like To Be KingI Just Can't Wait To Be KingSimba (The Lion King)2003-10-18
Lady Has Been ClampedLady Is A TrampFrank Sinatra2003-10-18
When I'm On AdventuresWhen I'm Cleaning WindowsGeorge Formby2003-10-20
(Tell Me Why) I Don't Like Volvos(Tell Me Why) I Don't Like MondaysBoomtown Rats2003-10-22
I'll Take The Piss Out Of YouI Get A Kick Out Of YouFrank Sinatra2003-10-24
Mango and GallianoMambo ItalianoDean Martin2003-10-24
Two Minutes To Midnight (The Cinderella Version)Two Minutes To MidnightIron Maiden2003-10-26
He's A UserI'm A LoserThe Beatles2003-10-29
Dear UsersDear PrudenceThe Beatles2003-10-30
Michael Howard - Tory Leader?Purple People EaterSheb Woolley2003-11-04
'PostropheYesterdayThe Beatles2003-11-04
Play You Some RainbowCry You A RainbowDee Snider2003-11-04
Infected BallDreamer's BallQueen2003-11-04
EnterprizeProud MaryCreedence Clearwater Revival2003-11-07
Holy KnightsCrazy NightsKiss2003-11-07
Apostrophes contd. - A Few of the Difficult BitsA Few of my Favourite ThingsMaria (Sound of Music)2003-11-07
I Want To Hold Your BLEEP!I Want To Hold Your HandThe Beatles2003-11-11
You Got Another Chin ComingYou Got Another Thing ComingJudas Priest2003-11-11
Be Our GuestBe Our GuestBeauty and the Beast (Jerry Orbach and Angela Lansbury)2003-11-12
Revelations - Tabloid StyleRevelationsIron Maiden2003-11-13
String up the LawyersBeer for my HorsesToby Keith and Willie Nelson2003-11-18
First Row Transition MetalBridge Over Troubled WaterSimon and Garfunkel2003-11-19
Iron ManIron ManBlack Sabbath2003-11-20
Drinking BeerRunning FreeIron Maiden2003-11-20
Stupid Love SongsSilly Love SongsPaul McCartney and Wings2003-11-21
Box of RosesBed of RosesBon Jovi2003-11-21
Fondle 'er - The Madonna and Britney SongThe WandererStatus Quo2003-11-22
Rambo #4Mambo #5Lou Bega2003-11-22
How Much Is That Horny Little BimboHow Much Is That Doggie In The WindowPatti Page2003-12-02
Burning With My LiteonSleeping With The Light OnBusted2003-12-03
No más de Cervezas (No More Beers)Como Estais Amigos (No More Tears)Iron Maiden2003-12-04
How Do I Spell Thee? Let Me Count The WaysHow Do I Love Thee? Let Me Count The WaysElizabeth Barrett Browning2003-12-05
Cashing in on Christmas - Understand?Walking in a Winter WonderlandTraditional2003-12-09
RingwraithWrathchildIron Maiden2003-12-10
SarumanDelilahTom Jones2003-12-12
I've Caught A VirusI've Got A FeelingThe Beatles2003-12-12
Brute Force and IgnoranceMad Dogs and EnglishmenNoel Coward2003-12-14
Crocodile On The Christmas TreeRockin' Around The Christmas TreeBrenda Lee2003-12-16
Shooting TsarsShooting StarBad Company2003-12-17
I Made a Tangerine FlanMr Tambourine ManBob Dylan2003-12-19
We Will Rock Climb / We're Wearing CramponsWe Will Rock You / We Are The ChampionsQueen2003-12-22
Smokin' a QuarterSmoke on the WaterDeep Purple2003-12-23
I Hate Christmas TimeHere Comes Santa ClausGene Autry2004-01-02
Dove TurdsLove HurtsNazareth2004-01-03
Mr BeanKiller QueenQueen2004-01-08
My WayMy WayFrank Sinatra2004-01-08
In 2k ROMDa Do Ron RonThe Crystals2004-01-09
Seventh Piece of PieSeven Seas of RhyeQueen2004-01-09
What's a Pixie For?When I'm 64The Beatles2004-01-10
The DentistThe TrooperIron Maiden2004-01-10
On the LooOnly YouYazoo2004-01-13
The Farting PolicemanThe Laughing PolicemanTraditional2004-01-14
God Help The QueenGod Save The QueenTraditional2004-01-16
In The NavelIn The NavyThe Village People2004-01-19
Mild Kind of ShiteWild Side of LifeStatus Quo2004-01-20
Over the EightI'm Henry VIII I AmHerman's Hermits2004-01-21
Enema of FateI'm Henry VIII, I AmHerman's Hermits2004-01-21
Smoking Weed, Sniffing GlueKnowing Me, Knowing YouAbba2004-01-22
Cream OnDream OnAerosmith2004-01-23
De Blogged and Ruddig DoseThe Long and Winding RoadThe Beatles2004-01-26
Find My Lambs For Myself (The Bo Peep Song)Keep Your Hands To YourselfGeorgia Satellites2004-01-27
Venereal CrabsodyBohemian RhapsodyQueen2004-01-28
Amsterdam Stag DazeParisienne WalkwaysThin Lizzy2004-01-29
Talking CrapThe JackAC/DC2004-01-30
Where Has All My Data Gone?Where Have All The Flowers Gone?The Kingston Trio2004-02-02
There's A Hole In My DataThere's A Hole In My BucketTraditional2004-02-02
Pun, Pun, PunFun, Fun, FunThe Beach Boys2004-02-03
(Janet put your) Bun AwayRunawayBon Jovi2004-02-11
Haiku, Haiku, Haiku, Haiku, HaikuI Do, I Do, I Do, I Do, I DoAbba2004-02-12
MyDoom, MyDoom, MyDoom, MyDoom, MyDoomI Do, I Do, I Do, I Do, I DoAbba2004-02-12
50 Ways To Download Porno50 Ways To Leave Your LoverPaul Simon2004-02-13
Minnie The MoosieMinnie The MoocherCab Calloway2004-02-17
The Eurosceptic TangoThe Masochism TangoTom Lehrer2004-02-18
We Can't Lurk AnymoreWe Don't Talk AnymoreCliff Richard2004-02-19
Farting in the Wind (Goodby Howard Dean)Candle in the Wind (Goodbye Norma Jean)Bernie Taupin/Elton John2004-02-19
Bush Gets Up My NoseSmoke Gets In Your EyesThe Platters2004-02-19
The Report of the Iraq Survey TeamTwelve Days of ChristmasTraditional2004-02-19
Hey Boy RacerHey Big SpenderShirley Bassey2004-02-20
Yesterday's 'PutersYesterday's PapersRolling Stones2004-02-20
Bush Gets Up My Nose - ReloadedSmoke Gets In Your EyesThe Platters2004-02-20
Bad SedimentBad MedicineBon Jovi2004-02-26
Madame CholetThe Ace of SpadesMotörhead2004-03-02
Element the EighthHenry the EighthHerman's Hermits2004-03-03
You Dork, You DorkNew York, New YorkFrank Sinatra2004-03-08
Lost In FranceLost In FranceBonnie Tyler2004-03-17
Nauseous Queasy FeelingPeaceful Easy FeelingThe Eagles2004-03-23
We're Not In HoveI'm Not In Love10CC2004-03-25
****in' RobinRockin' RobinMichael Jackson2004-03-26
Food, Prepackaged FoodFood, Glorious FoodOliver2004-03-28
Dad, PeregrinBad MedicineBon Jovi2004-03-28
Why Do They All Go Together When They Go?We Will All Go Together When We GoTom Lehrer2004-03-28
Orthanc FightsSummer NightsThe cast from Grease2004-04-12
Should I Pray 'cause You Should KnowShould I Stay or Should I GoThe Undertones2004-04-14
Maybe It's All BullshitThank You For The MusicAbba2004-04-17
Point out the PlanetsBrush Up Your ShakespeareCole Porter (Kiss Me Kate)2004-04-20
Plagiarism Ho!Desolation RowBob Dylan2004-04-27
Sweet PlebisciteSweet TransvestiteTim Curry (Frank N Furter)2004-04-29
Redneck MotelHeartbreak HotelElvis2004-05-02
Maggie Thatcher's Loony Right-Wing BandSergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club BandThe Beatles2004-05-05
Thank You 'ArrySanctuaryIron Maiden2004-05-05
Mcdonalds TakeawayHernando's HideawayArchie Bleyer (The Pajama Game)2004-05-06
A Few Of My Favourite PranksA Few Of My Favourite ThingsMaria (The Sound of Music)2004-05-11
Musing on the Tragedy of Tony BlairBeing for the Benefit of Mr KiteThe Beatles2004-05-11
Move That BiddyDo Wah DiddyManfred Mann2004-05-13
Egg Fried RiceThree Blind MiceTraditional2004-05-14
Mad SpoonerismBad Moon RisingCreedence Clearwater Revival2004-05-17
BrainfartDaydreamLovin' Spoonful2004-05-19
Wu Tang ClanSharp Dressed ManZZ Top2004-05-21
A Few Of Your Bicycle ChecksA Few Of My Favourite ThingsMaria (Sound of Music)2004-05-24
Brownian MotionEleanor RigbyThe Beatles2004-05-25
GreaseGreaseFranki Valli2004-05-25
What To Wear On MarsLife on MarsDavid Bowie2004-05-26
Right HowlerNight ProwlerAC/DC2004-05-27
Jesus Loves The Little Children?Jesus Loves The Little ChildrenHymn2004-05-27
Parody Writers' Photo Thread21st Century Schizoid ManKing Crimson2004-05-28
XenophobiaRock of AgesDef Leppard2004-05-28
The Spammers Who Tell Me I'll WinThe Flowers That Bloom In The SpringGilbert and Sullivan (The Mikado)2004-05-29
Adieu Ron RonDa Do Ron RonThe Crystals2004-06-07
In VegasInvadersIron Maiden2004-06-08
Don't Bring Me Down (I'm allergic to feathers)Don't Bring Me DownELO2004-06-10
The Cat's In The FlatThe Cat In The HatDr Seuss2004-06-10
Goin' In The BinBlowin' In The WindBob Dylan2004-06-11
Remember HobbitonRemember TomorrowIron Maiden2004-06-11
He Ain't Heavy (He is helium)He Ain't Heavy (He's My Brother)The Hollies2004-06-14
Tree-HuggingSpace TruckingDeep Purple2004-06-15
Related to BudAddicted To LoveRobert Palmer2004-06-15
Dr Robert (Dylan)Dr RobertThe Beatles2004-06-17
Feng Shui BluesBlue Suede ShoesElvis Presley2004-06-17
The Weapon Of Bold Knight Sir FarqharlotThe Wreck of the Edmund FitzgeraldGordon Lightfoot2004-06-18
Always Evasion to MeAlways a Woman To MeBilly Joel2004-06-22
Floosie with an UziSuper Mega FuglyKevin Bloody Wilson2004-06-24
Give The Ref An Eye TestWe're Not Gonna Take ItTwisted Sister2004-06-25
Crap in the KettleCat's in the CradleHarry Chapin2004-06-29
BeaverFeverElla Fitzgerald2004-06-30
I Saw Her Standing HairI Saw Her Standing ThereThe Beatles2004-07-01
Oh, Car AlarmO TannenbaumTraditional2004-07-03
ImagineImagineJohn Lennon2004-07-05
I'll Be Pinging Your ComputerShe'll Be Coming Round The MountainTraditional2004-07-06
Say No More Naughty WordsTake Me Home, Country RoadsJohn Denver2004-07-08
Packin' a Double-D BraBack in the USSRThe Beatles2004-07-12
Maybe, MadonnaLady MadonnaThe Beatles2004-07-12
I'm Getting LeglessI am the WalrusThe Beatles2004-07-13
Alto Get Her NowAll Together NowThe Beatles2004-07-14
SUVTNTAC/DC2004-07-15
BlackadderBrown SugarThe Rolling Stones2004-07-16
Shit Power!GoldfingerShirley Bassey2004-07-17
Stand On Your ManStand By Your ManTammy Wynette2004-07-26
Song of the MonthHerod's SongAndrew Lloyd Webber2004-07-26
MicrosoftBaker StreetGerry Rafferty2004-07-27
I'm A CuckooCoz I Luv YouSlade2004-07-28
McDonalds WaiterPaperback WriterThe Beatles2004-07-30
The Lost Votes Scheme SongThe Muppet Show Theme SongThe Muppets2004-07-30
Vampire BluesSummertime BluesEddie Cochran2004-07-31
Re-laying the PatioWoman From TokyoDeep Purple2004-08-09
An Undergraduate's DilemmaStuck in the Middle with YouStealer's Wheel2004-08-10
Act FatuouslyAct NaturallyThe Beatles2004-08-12
A Nude on the NewsA Day in the LifeThe Beatles2004-08-17
Michael the Right-Wing VampireRudolph the Red-Nosed ReindeerTraditional2004-08-17
Drinking In A BarSwinging On A StarBing Crosby2004-08-19
A Policeman's JobA Policeman's LotGilbert and Sullivan2004-08-20
Bart Fake TonightHeartache TonightThe Eagles2004-08-21
An Easyjet Advertisement?Herod's SongAndrew Lloyd Weber2004-08-30
GrumpJumpVan Halen2004-08-31
Pretty Fly (For a byte guy)Pretty Fly (For a white guy)The Offspring2004-08-31
Maybe It's Because I'm A Geek As WellMaybe It's Because I'm A LondonerTraditional2004-09-01
Have a TequilaHava NagilaTraditional2004-09-02
It's 'e.g.'Let It BeThe Beatles2004-09-03
# SignHash PipeWeezer2004-09-03
Who Wants To Breathe The Martian Air?Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?Cole Porter (High Society)2004-09-06
My Net ConnectionMy GenerationThe Who2004-09-07
AnagramPiano ManBilly Joel2004-09-11
When You've Spent All Our PayWhen You Are Old And GreyTom Lehrer2004-09-15
Drug Test Ye Winning AthletesGod Rest Ye Merry, GentlemenTraditional2004-09-17
Lady Di, Madonna, Britney, Cher and ElvisThere's A Guy Works Down the Chip Shop Swears He'sKirsty MacColl2004-09-18
Bad GrammarSledgehammerPeter Gabriel2004-09-23
Read My LipsBe Our GuestBeauty and the Beast (Jerry Orbach and Angela Lansbury)2004-09-23
Packin' a New SLRBack in the USSRThe Beatles2004-09-25
Jumbo Liar (On my Bio)Jumbalaya (On the Bayou)Hank Williams2004-09-27
Take Me Off Your Spam ListWe're Not Gonna Take ItTwisted Sister2004-09-28
War on TerrorSound of SilenceSimon and Garfunkel2004-09-29
Odd-ball ReligionOl' Time ReligionTraditional2004-09-30
Ketchup on your CornflakesTears on my PillowLittle Anthony and The Imperials2004-10-04
When You're Trying To Fight (the Election Song)When You're Lying Awake (the Nightmare Song)Gilbert and Sullivan2004-10-05
All F****d UpAll Shook UpElvis2004-10-07
Tell Me DILIGAF?My Boy LollipopMillie Small2004-10-13
See Your ChestBe Our GuestDisney2004-10-16
Periodic Table: Group 7 - the HalogensScarborough FairTraditional2004-10-19
Former Mr UniverseMaster of the UniverseHawkwind2004-10-21
A Lamer Shade of FlameA Whiter Shade of PaleProcol Harum2004-10-25
If I Had a Hummer (song of the Republican Redneck)If I Had a HammerPete Seeger2004-10-25
Pie-EyedRawhideThe Blues Brothers2004-10-25
Michael Know Typos GaloreMichael Row The Boat AshoreTraditional2004-10-25
Huge BasiliskSmooth CriminalAlien Ant Farm2004-10-26
Dubya BushBig Bad JohnTennessee Ernie Ford2004-10-27
SleepyheadMotörheadMotörhead2004-10-27
Medical ScienceBad Moon RisingCreedence Clearwater Revival2004-10-28
If I Cannot Lead The Party Then I'll GoI Don't Want To Spoil The Party So I'll GoThe Beatles2004-10-28
Three Hunnerd TonsSixteen TonsTennessee Ernie Ford2004-10-28
Sounds Like Disembodied SpiritSmells Like Teen SpiritNirvana2004-10-29
Help Me Make It Through The FlightHelp Me Make It Through The NightKris Kristofferson2004-11-04
Collywobble PoodlePolly-wolly-doodleTraditional2004-11-05
Hackety HackYakety YakThe Coasters2004-11-08
If There Really Was A GodIf I Only Had A BrainWizard of Oz - The Scarecrow2004-11-08
J-Lo's RackJailhouse RockElvis2004-11-09
A Waste of MoneyA Taste of HoneyThe Beatles2004-11-12
One More Minute In BedOne More River To CrossTraditional2004-11-15
You Only Die OnceYou Only Live TwiceNancy Sinatra2004-11-16
Condoleeza RiceCalifornia GirlsThe Beach Boys2004-11-18
What A Face I Saw In CheesesWhat A Friend I Have In JesusTraditional Hymn2004-11-18
It's CoproliteThe IsraelitesDesmond Dekker and the Aces2004-11-19
100 Years of L'Entente CordialeLa MarseillaiseTraditional French2004-11-20
100 years of Cordial Intent... for Franglais speakLa MarseillaiseTraditional French2004-11-20
All I Want For Christmas Is HughAll I Want For Christmas Is YouMariah Carey2004-11-22
I RewiredI'm So TiredThe Beatles2004-11-23
An Amiright Christmas CarolA Christmas CarolTom Lehrer2004-11-23
Somewhat Under The WeatherSomewhere Over The RainbowJudy Garland2004-11-25
50 Ways To Write That Program50 Ways To Leave Your LoverPaul Simon2004-11-26
Flush 1HushDeep Purple2004-11-27
Flush 2HushDeep Purple2004-11-27
Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Bite From A Sun-dried ZucItsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka-Dot BikiniBrian Hyland2004-11-29
I See KittiesI Feel PrettyWest Side Story2004-11-30
The Last Bus to EalingPeaceful Easy FeelingThe Eagles2004-12-05
The Ende of DaysAuld Lang SyneTraditional2004-12-05
Only a Tory MPAlways a Woman To MeBilly Joel2004-12-09
Granny, ManPiano ManBilly Joel2004-12-09
Professor LupinSomething StupidFrank and Nancy Sinatra2004-12-10
Happy X-Mas (Mess All Over)Happy Christmas (War Is Over)John Lennon2004-12-10
The Bush and Cheney Theme SongThe Dukes of Hazzard Theme SongWaylon Jennings2004-12-11
Quiet ChristmasWhite ChristmasBing Crosby2004-12-11
Since You Been BlondeSince You Been GoneRainbow2004-12-14
Dihydrogen MonoxideNineteenth Nervous BreakdownThe Rolling Stones2004-12-16
Have Yourself A Pagan Sort Of ChristmasHave Yourself A Merry Little ChristmasJudy Garland2004-12-17
Gandalf the Grey-Robed WizardRudolph the Red-Nosed ReindeerGene Autry2004-12-20
Marry that DateCarry that WeightThe Beatles2004-12-22
ThrowawayRunawayBon Jovi2004-12-22
Saint Nick Nicked for Knicker-NickingMy Bonnie Lies Over The OceanTraditional2004-12-23
Twelve Days of Christmas SpiritTwelve Days of ChristmasTraditional2004-12-29
Please Game Show Host ManPlease Mr PostmanThe Carpenters2005-01-05
Eat Your LunchSave Your LoveRenee and Renato2005-01-08
Thank you for the PresentThank you for the MusicAbba2005-01-09
Ecstatic In DragThe Vatican RagTom Lehrer2005-01-11
What Do You Think You Are Bidding For On eBay?Who Do You Think You Are Kidding, Mr Hitler?Bud Flanagan2005-01-11
Men In BlackMen In TightsCast of Robin Hood: Men In Tights2005-01-13
He Came In In A Nazi CostumeShe Came In Through The Bathroom WindowThe Beatles2005-01-14
Ramadan with the TalibanHannukah in Santa MonicaTom Lehrer2005-01-18
FailureLaylaDerek and the Dominos2005-01-21
I Think I've Deleted The InternetMy Bonnie Lies Over The OceanTraditional2005-01-22
Think (GWB's Second Inauguration Speech)ThinkAretha Franklin2005-01-24
Shoot... SpeakToot SweetsCast of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang2005-01-31
YHVHMy WayFrank Sinatra2005-02-03
Ear I Grow AgainHere I Go AgainWhitesnake2005-02-05
Strangers in the Night... Bang!Strangers in the NightFrank Sinatra2005-02-08
Blazing PaddlesBlazing SaddlesJohn Morris/Mel Brooks2005-02-08
GnatGnuFlanders and Swann2005-02-09
Mother-In-LawBreakin' The LawJudas Priest2005-02-15
Springtime for Bush and AmericaSpringtime for Hitler and GermanyCast of The Producers2005-02-20
CamillaThrillerMichael Jackson2005-02-22
Smell Come Through The Plug-HoleWelcome to the JungleGuns and Roses2005-02-25
Messing With Your BrainNovember RainGuns and Roses2005-02-25
Now It's So TinyHow You Remind MeNickelback2005-02-28
Dido Dies?The BoxerSimon and Garfunkel2005-03-02
Look at me, Charles KennedyLook at me, I'm Sandra DeeStockard Channing2005-03-04
Sniffin' The GloveAddicted to LoveRobert Palmer2005-03-10
The Radioisotope SongThe Philosopher's SongMonty Python2005-03-11
Headache TonightHeartache TonightThe Eagles2005-03-12
Whale Meat AgainWe'll Meet AgainVera Lynn2005-03-14
Crime! Criminals!Chim ChiminyDick Van Dyke2005-03-16
Jerry AdamsDoll on a Music Box/Truly ScrumptiousJulie Andrews/Dick van Dyke2005-03-17
Binary's Your Mac's Back EndDiamond's Are A Girl's Best FriendMarilyn Monroe2005-03-18
So Go To HellSo Long, FarewellThe von Trapp Family (Sound of Music)2005-03-21
Zero-GRefugeeTom Petty and the Heartbreakers2005-03-23
TransvestitillationCalifornicationRed Hot Chili Peppers2005-03-24
ArmadilloAmarilloTony Christie2005-03-27
Playing with MyselfDancing with MyselfBilly Idol2005-03-29
The Angel and the CarpenterThe Walrus and the CarpenterLewis Carroll2005-04-12
The President's SongThe Major-General's SongGilbert and Sullivan2005-04-14
Gonna Take Off Her BraGonna Make You A StarDavid Essex2005-04-15
Knockin' on Heaven's DoorKnockin' on Heaven's DoorBob Dylan2005-04-22
Pope! Goes The ConclavePop! Goes The WeaselTraditional2005-04-22
M25Devil Gate DriveSuzi Quatro2005-04-23
UDPTNTAC/DC2005-04-29
Bills Bills BillsGirls Girls GirlsSailor2005-04-30
I'm So Tired (of politicians)I'm So TiredThe Beatles2005-05-02
I'm a DD-CupI'm A Little TeapotTraditional2005-05-03
Quotes in Cod LatinNights in White SatinThe Moody Blues2005-05-09
You Can't Buy A Dildo In TexasThe Last DanceThe Goodies2005-05-10
The ChainThe ChainFleetwood Mac2005-05-13
I Love TblisiI Love To BoogieT Rex2005-05-16
Look It Up: One Hit On GoogleWake Me Up Before You Go-goWham2005-05-16
Old Macdonald Wrote In COld Macdonald Had A FarmTraditional2005-05-16
Glue Your ToupéeGo Your Own WayFleetwood Mac2005-05-17
The Dysfunctional Election Spam SongRevolutionThe Beatles2005-05-18
I Get A Prick Out Of YouI Get A Kick Out Of YouFrank Sinatra2005-05-19
Round To DeliverStand and Deliver!Adam and the Ants2005-05-20
The RavingThe RavenEdgar Allan Poe2005-05-23
You're Never Coming In Without A TieYou're Never Fully Dressed Without A SmileHarry Connick Jr2005-05-25
DrivaphoneDicktaphoneKevin Bloody Wilson2005-05-27
Chitty Chitty Bang BangDiamonds are ForeverShirley Bassey2005-05-31
Three Cheers For JeanThree Cheers For PoohA.A. Milne2005-06-01
Desecrated Follower of SatanDedicated Follower of FashionThe Kinks2005-06-02
The Simpsons' PrayerThe Lord's PrayerTraditional2005-06-02
Whites That I've Sat InNights in White SatinThe Moody Blues2005-06-03
Anthropomorphic DeathLocomotive BreathJethro Tull2005-06-07
Mornington CrescentStairway to HeavenLed Zeppelin2005-06-09
The Techie's PrayerThe Lord's PrayerTraditional2005-06-10
Ol' Roy's Cowboy HousebuildersFat Sam's Grand Slam SpeakeasyBugsy Malone Soundtrack2005-06-11
CorruptionPollutionTom Lehrer2005-06-19
Error 40Blaze of GloryBon Jovi2005-06-19
Totally Revolted by YouHopelessly Devoted to YouOlivia Newton-John2005-06-20
Me Own ShampooMe Ol' BambooDick Van Dyke2005-06-21
Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (An amiright t-shirt)Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (A man after midnight)Abba2005-06-22
6939Queen2005-06-24
A Rash of CaterpillarsTeddy Bears' PicnicTraditional2005-06-25
Hanging from a LamppostLeaning on a LamppostGeorge Formby2005-06-28
Vogon PoetryHere I Go AgainWhitesnake2005-06-29
Massive Scottish HaggisMaxwell's Silver HammerThe Beatles2005-07-05
The Laws of ScienceThe Sound of SilenceSimon and Garfunkel2005-07-05
Olympic Games In LondonStreets of LondonRalph McTell2005-07-06
Eat a Fajita, Burrito, TortillaDance a Cachucha, Fandango, BoleroGilbert and Sullivan2005-07-07
Too ****ing StupidWorking Class HeroJohn Lennon2005-07-08
All Go To HellBat Out Of HellMeat Loaf2005-07-11
Killing Children (Wanton murder)Merry Christmas (War is Over)John Lennon2005-07-14
Full of Smut and PornoThe Duke of Plaza-ToroGilbert and Sullivan2005-07-15
A Parodista, IA Wandering Minstrel, IGilbert and Sullivan2005-07-21
Up The KhyberIn the NavyVillage People2005-07-30
PennilessPenny LaneThe Beatles2005-08-02
Who's Next (Conservative Leadership Contest)Who's NextTom Leher2005-08-08
Sesame StreetBaker StreetGerry Rafferty2005-08-09
Nigerian SpamAmerican PieDon McLean2005-08-10
YtterbyYesterdayThe Beatles2005-08-11
Abu QatadrAbracadabraSteve Miller Band2005-08-12
Totally Fissed as a PartTotal Eclipse of the HeartBonnie Tyler2005-08-17
I Shot The TouristI Shot The SherrifEric Clapton2005-08-19
Grow a Little Goatee BeardSpread a Little HappinessSting (from Brimstone & Treacle)2005-08-22
Osama B LCruella De VilDisney (101 Dalmatians)2005-08-23
Snot RagHot StuffDonna Summer2005-09-01
Building on Flood PlainWalking on SunshineKatrina and the Waves2005-09-05
See My Baby DriveSee My Baby JiveWizzard2005-09-06
Stream of ConsciousnessAcross the UniverseThe Beatles2005-09-07
Heed MeFeed MeAudrey and Seymour (Little Shop of Horrors)2005-09-08
No IntToRealRun To The HillsIron Maiden2005-09-14
Click Every ButtonClimb Every MountainJulie Andrews2005-09-15
That Wasn't A Fart, oh S**T, I've DiarrhoeaHow Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria?Sound of Music2005-09-15
The 555 MedleyVariousVarious2005-09-19
We've Gone and Won The AshesWe're Off To See The WizardCast of The Wizard of Oz2005-09-20
The Travails Of Reading The QuranThe Ballad of John and YokoThe Beatles2005-09-22
Hail the Invisible Pink UnicornBehold The Lord High ExecutionerGilbert and Sullivan (The Mikado)2005-09-23
Too Much SnotToo Darn HotCole Porter2005-09-26
I Am An Acolyte Of The Invisible Pink UnicornThe Major-General's SongGilbert and Sullivan2005-09-27
Bleep! Old BirdsFeed The BirdsJulie Andrews (Mary Poppins)2005-09-29
You Vivisected A BunnyYou Never Give Me Your MoneyThe Beatles2005-09-29
I'm A VictimI'm A LoserThe Beatles2005-10-01
Fat FreddyBlack BettyRam Jam2005-10-01
The Iraqi Democracy SongThe Major-General's SongGilbert and Sullivan2005-10-05
The Devil Went Down To SpringfieldThe Devil Went Down To GeorgiaCharlie Daniels Band2005-10-10
A Policeman's JobA Policeman's LotGilbert and Sullivan2005-10-11
MemoryYesterdayThe Beatles2005-10-12
He's Got the Whole World In His StrandsHe's Got the Whole World In His HandsTraditional Hymn2005-10-13
BrandySandyJohn Travolta2005-10-14
I Voted For MalcolmI Got It From AgnesTom Lehrer2005-10-18
I Ain't Been Ham-uh-letYou Ain't Seen Nothin' YetBachmann Turner Overdrive2005-10-19
Godfather, GodfatherMatchmaker, MatchmakerFiddler on the Roof2005-10-21
What's In A KidneyEleanor RigbyThe Beatles2005-10-24
Meeting the RingwraithCabaretLiza Minelli2005-10-24
Whenever I'm Getting LaidWhenever I Feel AfraidThe King and I2005-10-25
Et Tu BruteNo Milk TodayHerman's Hermits2005-10-26
Knight, Leave HerNight FeverThe Bee Gees2005-10-27
Ain't His GloveTainted LoveSoft Cell2005-10-28
Ontogeny Recapitulates PhylogenyYesterdayThe Beatles2005-10-31
Walkabout PhoneRunaround SueDion2005-11-01
(Another Blunkett) Peccadillo(Is this the way to) AmarilloTony Christie2005-11-02
NosferatuDesperadoThe Eagles2005-11-03
DrivewayMy WayFrank Sinatra2005-11-04
Less BravadoDesperadoThe Eagles2005-11-07
Welcome to the ShireKing Herod's SongHerod (Jesus Christ Superstar)2005-11-08
The Emergency Call Waiting SongTwelve Days of ChristmasTraditional2005-11-09
The Euro-ArmyThe Folk Song ArmyTom Lehrer2005-11-10
Her Anatomy's Flat, SportTie Me Kangaroo Down, SportRolf Harris2005-11-11
If You See...Let It BeThe Beatles2005-11-13
The Splitting of the FellowshipI Am So ProudGilbert and Sullivan (The Mikado)2005-11-15
He's Here is HuThree Cheers for PoohA.A.Milne2005-11-16
Guantanamo BayBotany BayTraditional2005-11-18
An Actor's DilemmaTo Be, Or Not To BeShakespeare (Hamlet)2005-11-22
I'm Reviewing The State Of PensionsI'm Reviewing The SituationFagin (From Oliver)2005-11-30
The Ten CommandmentsTwelve Days of ChristmasTraditional2005-12-02
BlottoJelloSpaff / Robert Lund2005-12-05
Dad and Mommy kidnapped Santa ClausI Saw Mommy Kissing Santa ClausJimmy Boyd2005-12-09
Johnny set a trap for Santa ClausI Saw Mommy Kissing Santa ClausJimmy Boyd2005-12-09
The Oil Depot Fire of '05Stairway to HeavenLed Zeppelin2005-12-13
Bought A Gnome For ChristmasI'll Be Home For ChristmasBing Crosby2005-12-14
Rudolph the (Radioactive) Red-Nosed ReindeerRudolph the Red-Nosed ReindeerGene Autry2005-12-15
The GamerThe GamblerKenny Rogers2005-12-16
I'm In DebtBe Our GuestDisney (Beauty and the Beast)2005-12-17
Moe! A BeerDo Re MeCast of The Sound of Music2005-12-19
The Mickey and Minnie Divorce Song (Feelin' Goofy)The 57th Street Bridge Song (Feelin' Groovy)Simon and Garfunkel2005-12-21
Hamster's ParadiseGangsta's ParadiseCoolio2005-12-23
Mr DIY ManMr Tambourine ManBob Dylan2006-01-02
With Me Bit O' Pepperoni In Me HandWith My Little Ukulele In My HandGeorge Formby2006-01-05
The British Pint O' BeerThe British GrenadiersTraditional2006-01-06
Rubik's Cube: It Gave Me RSI And TendonitisSupercalifragilisticexpialidociousMary Poppins2006-01-07
The Turkey SongThe Chicken SongSpitting Image: Philip Pope, Rob Grant and Doug Na2006-01-10
I Can See That It's DiedI Believe I Can FlyR Kelly2006-01-12
Mr Creosote's SongHerod's SongCast of Jesus Christ Superstar2006-01-16
I Hunt GuacamoleI Love Rock n RollJoan Jett and the Blackhearts2006-01-17
Galloway, The Missing MPMacavity, The Mystery CatTS Eliot2006-01-19
Purple BaizePurple HazeJimi Hendrix2006-01-23
The Baggins Who Carries The RingThe Flowers That Bloom In The SpringGilbert and Sullivan (The Mikado)2006-01-27
Time To Get Rid Of YouAin't No Pleasin' YouChas n Dave2006-02-03
I Know An Old Pervert Who French-Kissed A FrogI Know An Old Lady Who Swallowed A FlyBurl Ives2006-02-03
Abusive To StaffAddicted To LoveRobert Palmer2006-02-07
I Don't Like SundaesI Don't Like MondaysThe Boomtown Rats2006-02-08
Addicted To OilAddicted To LoveRobert Palmer2006-02-08
Parodies We WriteStrangers In The NightFrank Sinatra2006-02-09
David CameronThe WandererStatus Quo2006-02-12
Oh, PHBO Christmas TreeTraditional2006-02-13
Didn't Grope Yo' MamaGimme Hope, JoannaEddy Grant2006-02-15
The Lawyer-Hunting SongThe Hunting SongTom Kehrer2006-02-16
Last Night I Watched Fu ManchuI Got My Mind Set On YouGeorge Harrison2006-02-17
The TumblerThe GamblerKenny Rogers2006-02-21
Weapons of Mass DestructionRudolph the Red-Nosed ReindeerGene Autry2006-02-23
Cat's On The KeyboardCat's In The CradleHarry Chapin2006-03-07
I Predict A Riot ('cause of some cartoons)I Predict A RiotKaiser Chiefs2006-03-08
The MRSA SongThe Major-General's SongGilbert and Sullivan2006-03-16
Box With a Cat InNights in White SatinThe Moody Blues2006-03-17
All Your FaultAll That JazzCatherine Zeta Jones (from Chicago)2006-03-23
Life In The Daft LaneLife In The Fast LaneThe Eagles2006-03-28
Eight MPGEight Days A WeekThe Beatles2006-03-29
Now I'm Sixty-FourWhen I'm Sixty-FourThe Beatles2006-03-29
eBayMy WayFrank Sinatra2006-03-30
Met's Top PolicemanDeath Watch BeetleEric Alexander2006-04-01
Bizarre Mangled StammerThe Star Spangled BannerFrancis Scott Key2006-04-03
That's My AimThat's My GoalShayne Ward2006-04-04
The Demise of CommunismThe Red FlagTraditional2006-04-06
Take This Job And Stick ItTake It To The LimitThe Eagles2006-04-11
Superstitious MindsSuspicious MindsElvis Presley2006-04-19
Why Don't We Stew Another ToadWhy Don't We Do It In The RoadThe Beatles2006-04-24
TruveloAngeloBrotherhood of Man2006-04-27
Walter's Done For The WorldWhat A Wonderful WorldLouis Armstrong2006-04-28
Foursomes Do It For MePour Some Sugar On MeDef Leppard2006-04-29
Battle Hymn of the Church of Ultimate Naked TruthThe Battle Hymn of the RepublicTraditional2006-05-01
The Lambeff TalkThe Lambeth WalkMe and My Girl2006-05-04
Undead By The BiteBlinded By The LightManfred Mann2006-05-10
Just a Hick TeenOnly SixteenSam Cooke2006-05-14
Arthur DentPenny LaneThe Beatles2006-05-17
Hard Rock EurovisionHard Rock HallelujahLordi2006-05-22
Helped Me Mate It With The KnightHelp Me Make It Through The NightKris Kristofferson2006-05-23
Make Me Up 'Til The Gender BendsWake Me Up When September EndsGreen Day2006-06-03
Avian FluSummertime BluesEddie Cochrane2006-06-08
I Didn't Fart You LiarWe Didn't Start The FireBilly Joel2006-06-09
Blow Me Bleedin' Self Up?(Self-Immolation Anxiety)Get A Bleedin' Move On (Self-Preservation Society)Michael Caine (The Italian Job)2006-06-20
Twenty-Four PintsThese Foolish ThingsFrank Sinatra2006-06-29
Three Lions (England's Coming Home)Three Lions (Football's Coming Home)Skinner, Baddiel and the Lighning Seeds2006-07-04
You Can't Think ThatYou Can't Do ThatThe Beatles2006-07-05
Stairway to HeavenStairway to HeavenLed Zeppelin2006-07-10
RonaldoFernandoAbba2006-07-13
I Ain't Got InternetYou Ain't Seen Nothing YetBachmann Turner Overdrive2006-09-20
40My WayFrank Sinatra2006-10-04
Muslim Rent-a-MobThe Urban SpacemanBonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band2006-10-27
BoredBadMichael Jackson2006-10-27
Under The KnifeUnder The SeaDisney (The Little Mermaid)2006-10-27
I've Got A Little ListI've Got A Little ListGilbert and Sullivan2006-10-27
I've Only Got A Three Inch ToolI Only Want To Be With YouThe Tourists2006-10-30
More Than An Ape, Not Yet A HumanI'm Not A Girl, Not Yet A WomanBritney Spears2006-10-31
Subconsciously WrongComfortably NumbPink Floyd2006-11-07
Greensleeves (The Runny Nose Song)GreensleevesHenry VIII (Allegedly)2006-11-09
Donny's No GoodJohnny B GoodeChuck Berry2006-11-13
Song of the Parasite (Feed on Me)Lean On MeBill Withers2006-11-15
Oh Bother, I'm Nearly SixtyI Wanna Go Back To DixieTom Lehrer2006-11-17
Fry Me A BaboonFly Me To The MoonFrank Sinatra2006-11-20
I Ain't Going To The VetYou Ain't Seen Nothing YetBachman Turner Overdrive2006-11-22
My Way (The Blair version)My WayFrank Sinatra2006-11-30
Santa Claus Is Going To JailSanta Claus Is Coming To TownTraditional2006-12-05
My Way - Or ElseHighway To HellACDC2006-12-07
My GuyMy GuyMary Wells2006-12-08
I'm Gonna Vote (500 Ones)I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)The Proclaimers2006-12-09
Boozing and SmokingWaltzing MatildaTraditional2006-12-12
The Walmart BurglaryWinter WonderlandFelix Bernard2006-12-15
Ex-Wife Number FiveMambo Number 5Lou Bega2006-12-18
Santa Claus Is Dumbing It DownSanta Claus Is Coming To TownTraditional2006-12-21
Merry Christmas, Smelly BodyMerry Christmas EverybodySlade2006-12-23
I Got A Pot Of Chocolate For ChristmasI Want A Hippopotamus For ChristmasGayla Peevey2006-12-27
I'm RoundI'm DownThe Beatles2006-12-28
Your RoundI'm DownThe Beatles2006-12-28
Snoggin' DobbyRockin' RobinThe Jackson Five2007-01-04
Another Leaves In DisgustAnother One Bites The DustQueen2007-01-06
The JugglerThe GamblerKenny Rogers2007-01-08
Cricket OutsideTicket To RideThe Beatles2007-01-10
A Metaphysical Investigation into Decision-MakingA Spoonful of SugarMary Poppins2007-01-12
The CBN 700 ClubThe Castleford Ladies Magical CircleJake Thackray2007-01-17
Stega-Bronto-Brachylopho-AnodontosaurusSupercalifragilisticexpialidociousMary Poppins2007-01-18
No Good At DancingDon't Feel Like DancingScissor Sisters2007-01-25
Fight 'Gainst The Might of YahwehFight For Your Right To PartyThe Beastie Boys2007-02-01
JigglybytesThe IsraelitesDesmond Dekker2007-02-02
Everything ShowsAnything GoesCole Porter2007-02-08
Bring a SpannerSing HosannaTraditional2007-02-15
Thieving From A Jet PlaneLeaving On A Jet PlaneJohn Denver2007-02-17
When Iran Gets An A-BombWhen A Man Loves A WomanPercy Sledge2007-02-20
I Wanna Upgrade To VistaI Wanna Go Back To DixieTom Lehrer2007-02-21
Nailing Jelly To The WallSipping Cider Through A StrawTraditional2007-02-22
A Comment on Intelligent DesignThe Battle Hymn of the RepublicTraditional2007-02-23
FarragoFernandoAbba2007-02-24
Crappy Modern ArtAchy Breaky HeartBilly Ray Cyrus2007-02-28
Quackety QuackYakety YakThe Coasters2007-03-01
Yellow BirdYellow BirdHarry Belafonte2007-03-03
I've Got Body HairI've Been EverywhereJohnny Cash2007-03-05
(How did you) Get So Ugly OvernightHelp Me Make It Through The NightKris Kristofferson2007-03-07
The Nutritionist's SongThe Major-General's SongGilbert and Sullivan2007-03-09
ArmageddonAmarilloTony Christie2007-03-16
If There Only Were A TrainIf I Only Had A BrainWizard of Oz2007-03-20
Hamster MunchMonster MashBonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band2007-03-27
Boring is the Budget of Gordon BrownBeing for the Benefit of Mr KiteThe Beatles2007-03-30
Whatever Happened To My Arse?Whatever Happened To My Part?Spamalot - The Lady Of The Lake2007-04-18
The 100th Let It Be ParodyLet It BeThe Beatles2007-04-21
Prime Minister TonyDear Officer KrupkeStephen Sondheim (West Side Story)2007-04-24
Al Qaeda's GoalsCalifornia GirlsThe Beach Boys2007-04-26
Schtumm! They're Going To Get YouSomewhere Over The RainbowDorothy (from The Wizard of Oz)2007-04-26
Sod It, Hobbit!Damn It, Janet!Brad and Janet2007-05-05
New Labour Dream (Gordon is a-Coming)Wonderful Dream (Holidays are Coming)Melanie Thornton2007-05-11
Be JayBad DayDaniel Powter2007-05-13
Free TitsBeat ItMichael Jackson2007-05-18
If There's Violence & You Hate It(Blame the Games)If You're Happy And You Know It (Clap Your Hands)Traditional2007-05-20
Paris Hilton's Going To JailSanta Claus Is Coming To TownTraditional2007-05-22
If I Only Had A Brain (Paris Hilton version)If I Only Had A BrainThe Scarecrow (Wizard of Oz)2007-06-10
The Paris That Sits In Her CellThe Flowers That Bloom In The SpringGilbert and Sullivan (The Mikado)2007-06-11
Four-way: Three Women, and MeAlways A Woman To MeBilly Joel2007-06-14
Rational Government WeekNational Brotherhood WeekTom Lehrer2007-06-21
Big BrotherMy BrotherTerry Scott2007-06-24
Boozy-Woozy Floozie Ho (From Clacton-On-Sea)Boogie-Woogie Bugle BoyThe Andrews Sisters2007-07-01
Come On Luke, Join The Dark Side Of The ForceAlways Look On The Bright Side Of LifeEric Idle2007-07-04
Khomeini TonightComedy TonightSondheim2007-07-08
Medication NowDesolation RowBob Dylan2007-07-11
Addicted To PiesTicket To RideThe Beatles2007-07-25
If It's Trying To Sell Viagra (Then It's Spam)If You're Happy And You Know It (Clap Your Hands)Traditional2007-08-05
A-S-S-H-O-L-ED-I-V-O-R-C-ETammy Wynette2007-08-12
(I Ain't Got No) Inspiration(I Can't Get No) SatisfactionThe Rolling Stones2007-08-14
Ruth KellyGrace KellyMika2007-08-15
Tucking 'em InBuckingham GreenWeen2007-08-21
Bleah! Birthday BoyHey Birthday BoySpaff.com2007-08-22
Drinking In The StreetDancing In The StreetDavid Bowie and Mick Jagger2007-08-29
Larry CraigPenny LaneThe Beatles2007-08-30
Be Prepared (The Scar Scouts Version)Be PreparedScar & Hyaenas - Lion King2007-09-01
FagNagJoan Jett and the Blackhearts2007-09-04
BowdlerizedYesterdayThe Beatles2007-09-06
When I'm Cleaning Windowsâ„¢When I'm Cleaning WindowsGeorge Formby2007-09-06
Pet RatGet BackThe Beatles2007-09-12
404YesterdayThe Beatles2007-09-13
404My Oh MySlade2007-09-18
As I Was Surfing, Here And ThereAs I Was Going Up The StairTraditional2007-09-18
Buy My Black PudBye Bye BlackbirdEtta James2007-09-23
Thank God I'm An AtheistThank God I'm A Country BoyJohn Denver2007-09-27
The Flanker's SongThe Winker's Song (Misprint)Ivor Biggun2007-09-28
The Fundamentalist's SongThe Major-General's SongGilbert and Sullivan2007-09-30
Whistles 'Cause She's DireWhistle For The ChoirThe Fratellis2007-10-03
Bum Hair, Lycra in DaygloSomewhere Over The RainbowJudy Garland2007-10-07
Take The Piss Out Of Me (Ming's Farewell)Save Your Kisses For MeBrotherhood of Man2007-10-16
John Paul's On FireGreat Balls of FireJerry Lee Lewis2007-10-17
Posted It On YouTubeHeard It On The GrapevineMarvin Gaye2007-10-18
Ovens In Me LairLove Is In The AirJohn Paul Young2007-10-23
Carbon Is A Greenhouse GasDiamonds Are A Girl's Best FriendMarilyn Monroe2007-10-24
Hi Natasha, Hello Gregor (Letter from California)Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah (A Letter from Camp)Allan Sherman2007-10-26
Dumbledore's Gay?Runaround SueDion2007-10-31
MonopolyDr SteinHelloween2007-11-02
Beagle Tai ChiEagle Fly FreeHelloween2007-11-04
Song of the Fridge Penguin ScepticHerod's SongCast of Jesus Christ Superstar2007-11-05
The Techies Of PC WorldThe Wreck Of The Edmund FitzgeraldGordon Lightfoot2007-11-13
That's Bad PornoThat's AmoreDean Martin2007-11-18
Me Ears Are Like IceThe IsraelitesDesmond Dekker2007-11-21
Move Over (Alistair) DarlingMove Over DarlingDoris Day2007-11-26
Hey Claire, It's SylarHey There DelilahPlain White Ts2007-11-27
Ron Paul RallyLong Tall SallyLittle Richard2007-11-28
A Teddy Bear Called MohammedTeddy Bears' PicnicTraditional2007-11-28
The Bad Habits Of Yours TrulyThe Ballad of John and YokoThe Beatles2007-12-02
Jesus In A BunSeasons In The SunTerry Jacks2007-12-03
I'm ErectBe Our GuestDisney2007-12-04
Twas The Morning Of ChristmasTwas The Night Before ChristmasTraditional2007-12-10
Heaven Knows I'm Fashionable NowHeaven Knows I'm Miserable NowThe Smiths2007-12-31
Someday My Prints Will MatchSomeday My Prince Will ComeDisney2008-01-02
Crank A Fella's SockRockafeller SkankFatboy Slim2008-01-15
All I Want In Bond Films Is QAll I Want For Christmas Is YouMariah Carey2008-01-20
Slayin' A KnightStayin' AliveBee Gees2008-01-28
Dang! You Feel Like A WookieMan! I Feel Like A WomanShania Twain2008-01-28
McCainCocaineEric Clapton2008-02-05
H2O Has H-BondsEvery Rose Has Its ThornPoison2008-02-10
Henry's Nose...Every Rose Has Its ThornPoison2008-02-11
Why Do We Have A Problem With ShariaHow Do You Solve A Problem Like MariaSound of Music2008-02-17
There's No Plan TwoMe Ol' BambooDick van Dyke2008-02-19
You Cannot Throw A PartyYou Won't Succeed On BroadwayKing Arthur, Sir Robin and the cast of Spamalot2008-02-21
PyongyangCocaineEric Clapton2008-02-27
Help!Help!The Beatles2008-03-03
My Fundamentalist ThingsMy Favourite ThingsJulie Andrews2008-03-05
AlkanesCocaineEric Clapton2008-03-06
Icky Yucky Sticky Crappy Seriously Pooey NappyItsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka-Dot BikiniBrian Hyland2008-03-07
Free Falling (The Bear Stearns Share Price)Free FallingTom Petty2008-03-17
A Typical ManAn Innocent ManBilly Joel2008-03-18
The Greenback PartyThe Folk Song ArmyTom Lehrer2008-03-27
Arthur C Clarke's A WriterWe Didn't Start The FireBilly Joel2008-03-31
Sarcozy In The UKAnarchy in the UKThe Sex Pistols2008-04-01
Elmer Fudd on GoogleThank You For The MusicAbba2008-04-02
Hot RodHot StuffDonna Summer2008-04-03
Software Pirates Sony BMGSergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club BandThe Beatles2008-04-06
I'm Not A NaziI'm Not In Love10cc2008-04-07
She Misspeak, He Miss-PokeOb-la Di Ob-la DaThe Beatles2008-04-09
Another Bunfight's A MustAnother One Bites The DustQueen2008-04-18
Hooray HenryDo Wah DiddyManfred Mann2008-04-23
Parisienne Wa?kwaysParisienne WalkwaysThin Lizzy2008-04-30
I BelieveI BelieveNot The Nine O'Clock News2008-05-06
Conway's SongAnnie's SongJohn Denver2008-05-07
The Night Santa Talked DirtyThe Night Santa Went CrazyWeird Al Yankovic2008-05-19
Algebra is Useless (Theme from M*A*T*H)Suicide Is Painless (Theme from M*A*S*H)Theme Songs2008-05-22
Diluvian PieAmerican PieDon McLean2008-05-27
Piled Higher and DeeperThe First Cut is the DeepestRod Stewart2008-06-03
Tranny's SongAnnie's SongJohn Denver2008-06-05
Not Spongebob SquarepantsGoodbye To RomanceOzzy Osbourne2008-06-10
Mail Them All When The Rapture ComesWake Me Up When September EndsGreen Day2008-06-18
(Used to be a) RockstarRockstarNickelback2008-06-22
Another Kid Up The DuffAnother Brick In The Wall (Part 2)Pink Floyd2008-06-26
Chelsea TractorChelsea DaggerThe Fratellis2008-07-06
Jesus Set In Stone With a Hard-OnLucy In The Sky With DiamondsThe Beatles2008-07-07
Fannie MaeMaggie MayThe Beatles2008-07-14
Are You Ready For The RaptureShe'll Be Coming Round The MountainTraditional2008-07-15
Brush Up Your ScriptureBrush Up Your ShakespeareCole Porter2008-08-04
Marching Through Georgia (2008)Marching Through GeorgiaHenry Clay Work2008-08-12
Big BrotherMy BrotherTerry Scott2008-09-21
Could You Ever See McCainHave You Ever Seen The RainCreedence Clearwater Revival2008-10-03
Plumber-Man JoeBungalow BillThe Beatles2008-10-17
Tina FeyLet It BeThe Beatles2008-10-22
Whatever Became Of DubyaWhatever Became Of HubertTom Lehrer2008-10-27
**** Sarah PalinAlways A WomanBilly Joel2008-10-27
El Condor Pasa (US Election '08)El Condor PasaSimon & Garfunkel2008-10-27
The Maverick SongThe Lumberjack SongMonty Python2008-11-03
I'm Not DelusionalIt's Not UnusualTom Jones2008-11-19
Gee Barack ObamaGee Officer KrupkeCast of West Side Story2008-11-24
The Story of the Three Little PigsAnother Brick In The Wall (Parts 1, 2 and 3)Pink Floyd2008-12-03
Vista MachineSilver MachineHawkwind2008-12-12
I Do Not Want Christmas At AllAll I Want For Christmas Is YouMariah Carey2008-12-14
Insidious Sound of BrainwashingO Little Town of BethlehemTraditional2008-12-23
Porn in the USABorn in the USABruce Springsteen2009-01-11
Camp ObamaCamp GranadaAllan Sherman2009-01-29
Eight Babies - Eek!Eight Days A WeekThe Beatles2009-02-09
InsimianatedComplicatedAvril Lavigne2009-02-17
I'm Attending A Class In AerobicsIt's The End Of The World And We Know ItREM2009-03-03
**** Gordon BrownSweet Georgia BrownLouis Armstrong2009-03-08
LeilaLaylaDerek And The Dominos2009-03-15
I've Got A Little List (of new features for the new version)I've Got A Little ListGilbert & Sullivan2009-03-20
Three-WayMy WayFrank Sinatra2009-04-12
50 Ways To Leave High Wycombe50 Ways To Leave Your LoverPaul Simon2009-04-22
Blame It On ObamaBlame It On The BoogieThe Jackson Five2009-04-23
Only "Flu"Only YouYazoo2009-04-29
The Banker's SongThe Winker's Song (Misprint)Ivor Biggun2009-05-05
MP's ExpenseMercedes BenzJanis Joplin2009-05-13
(I'm an MP) 500 Pounds(I'm Gonna Be) 500 MilesThe Proclaimers2009-05-17
Play Fair DelilahHey There DelilahPlain White Ts2009-05-25
Goodbye Hazel BlearsCandle In The Wind (Goodbye Norma Jean)Elton John2009-06-07
Falsies BrunhildeWaltzing MatildaTraditional Australian2009-06-09
Snuffed ItBeat ItMichael Jackson2009-06-25
The House of the Writhing NunsThe House of the Rising SunThe Animals2009-07-09
The Perils of Overdosing on Kaolin and MorphineWithout YouHarry Nilsson2009-07-12
I Got The Swine-Avian FluI Got My Mind Set On YouGeorge Harrison2009-07-16
Grumpy, Happy, Dopey, Sneezy, Bashful, Doc and Sleaz-, oops SleepyItsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka-dot BikiniBrian Hyland2009-07-21
Toker FacePoker FaceLady GaGa2009-07-28
Dear DiaryDear PrudenceThe Beatles2009-08-04
Slack Plastic WomanBlack Magic WomanSantana2009-08-11
Whining Scouser From LiverpoolLong Haired Lover From LiverpoolJimmy Osmond2009-08-25
I Only Want To Be A JewI Only Want To Be With YouThe Tourists2009-09-01
Google Is GodBreaking The LawJudas Priest2009-09-07
Y-FrontsMy GuyMary Wells2009-09-10
A Farewell To The Bush AdministrationBe Our GuestDisney Songs2009-09-13
TLAYesterdayThe Beatles2009-09-15
There's Never Been A Punk RockerI Wish I Was A Punk RockerSandi Thom2009-09-16
Another VoteAnother GirlThe Beatles2009-09-22
My Bum Has Got A Bomb InThe Sun Has Got His Hat OnCast of Me and My Girl2009-09-30
Your Mother's Unsightly BustAnother One Bites The DustQueen2009-10-04
Ahmadinejad Is A JewAll I Want For Christmas Is YouMariah Carey2009-10-07
Wrong On The InternetBorn in the USABruce Springsteen2009-10-08
To Whom The Mud SticksFor Whom The Bell TollsJohn Donne2009-10-13
**** MeCall MeBlondie2009-10-22
BNPLet It BeThe Beatles2009-10-25
Inedible YouInflatable YouTim Minchin2009-10-28
Don't Sack Nutt, You PlonkerDon't Look Back In AngerOasis2009-11-02
Alan JohnsonGeorge MurphyTom Lehrer2009-11-04
Al Qaeda LeaderPurple People EaterSheb Wooley2009-11-09
Miss CaliforniaDaydream BelieverThe Monkees2009-11-12
Porn, Porn, PornFun, Fun, FunThe Beach Boys2009-11-24
I Want A RockI Wanna RockTwisted Sister2009-11-30
Bye Bye DubaiBye Bye BabyBay City Rollers2009-12-06
NescaféLet It BeThe Beatles2009-12-08
Condom PackCanvas BagTim Minchin2009-12-14
Zit On My FaceSit On My FaceMonty Python2009-12-16
Creationist Kent Hovind's Doctoral DissertationSupercalifragilisticexpialidociousMary Poppins Soundtrack2010-01-05
Grit The RoadsDeck The HallsTraditional2010-01-05
Effing Snow (Reprise)Let It SnowDean Martin2010-01-13
Homeopathy WorksTie Me Kangaroo DownRolf Harris2010-01-19
Office SlagCanvas BagTim Minchin2010-01-20
The Twat In The HatThe Cat In The HatDr Seuss2010-01-27
Blue PillI WillThe Beatles2010-02-04
Making Plans For LibelMaking Plans For NigelXTC2010-02-21
Libel is the Rich Man's FriendDiamonds are a Girl's Best FriendMarilyn Monroe2010-02-21
Hallelujah.. ishHallelujahMiscellaneous2010-03-09
The Devil Went To The VaticanThe Devil Went Down To GeorgiaCharlie Daniels Band2010-03-16
50 Ways To Banish Satan50 Ways To Leave Your LoverPaul Simon2010-03-17
**** The PopeRock The BoatHues Corporation2010-04-11
Homoeopathy WeekNational Brotherhood WeekTom Lehrer2010-04-13
Dr MyhillDr RobertThe Beatles2010-04-21
Commie-Fascist-Socialist-Marxist-TotalitarianSupercalifragilisticexpialidociousMary Poppins Soundtrack2010-04-26
Love Me TenderLove Me TenderElvis Presley2010-05-04
Buy My CDUnder the SeaDisney - The Little Mermaid2010-05-13
The Song of our New Political AgeThe Major-General's SongGilbert & Sullivan2010-05-17
The Things One Has To Do To Pick Up GirlsA Few of my Favourite ThingsJulie Andrews2010-05-18
Coalition DreamingCalifornia DreamingMamas and Papas2010-05-26
The TwittererThe WandererDion and the Belmonts2010-06-09
(Busking on the) Gaza StripJailhouse RockElvis Presley2010-06-17
The StrikerThe SoldierRupert Brooke2010-06-23
Bad Restaurant (Slime on my Knife)Good Riddance (Time of your Life)Green Day2010-06-25
Our World Cup Folly BluesMy Melancholy BluesQueen2010-06-28
Are You Being DamnedTheme TuneAre You Being Served2010-06-30
PilesStyleMiscellaneous2010-07-07
ZSheCharles Aznavour2010-07-12
Dismembering A ZombieRemember You're A WombleThe Wombles2010-07-14
Hopelessly Exploded Too SoonHopelessly Devoted To YouOlivia Newton-John2010-07-20
Teenage PricksTeenage KicksThe Undertones2010-08-02
Don't Get Your Cock OutBeauty School DropoutFrankie Avalon2010-08-10
Dissing YouMissing YouJohn Waite2010-08-12
Asterix the Sell-OutChip ShopKirsty MacColl2010-08-20
Molly Malone.. revisitedMolly MaloneTraditional2010-09-01
On KazooOnly YouYazoo2010-09-10
Sympathy for the PopeSympathy for the DevilThe Rolling Stones2010-09-13
TweedleEd and TweedleDaveTweedledum and TweedledeeLewis Carroll2010-09-22
PPELet It BeThe Beatles2010-09-29
New GenerationMy GenerationThe Who2010-09-29
They're SmartiesWe're ArtistsThe Antipoet2010-10-05
Bad Case of Child Abuse (Holy Father)Bad Case of Loving You (Doctor Doctor)Robert Palmer2010-10-13
The Ann Widdecombe TangoThe Masochism TangoTom Lehrer2010-10-28
Forgotten WordsFat Bottomed GirlsQueen2010-11-10
I'm Bored (of all this royal wedding sh.. er.. stuff)I'm YoursJason Mraz2010-11-29
So AshamedPenny LaneThe Beatles2010-12-01
Blatter, Sepp BlatterWillow Tit WillowGilbert & Sullivan2010-12-06
BagelsAngelsRobbie Williams2011-01-25
WombleThe WandererDion and the Belmonts2011-02-07
Goodbye To DonutsGoodbye To RomanceOzzy Osbourne2011-02-24
Please Think of the ChildrenThe First Cut is the DeepestRod Stewart2011-03-07
Ain't No ...........Ain't No SunshineBill Withers2011-03-09
The Battle Hymn of the On-line DebaterThe Battle Hymn of the RepublicTraditional2011-03-10
LSDYesterdayThe Beatles2011-03-15
STDYesterdayThe Beatles2011-03-16
I've Made An Airfix Model of a Supermarine HarrierThe Major-General's SongGilbert and Sullivan2011-03-18
Epigram for the Limited Extended EditionEpigram for the Rings of PowerJRR Tolkein2011-03-22
Pole Dancing for JesusThe First Cut is the DeepestRod Stewart2011-03-25
iPhone ManIron ManBlack Sabbath2011-04-01
Justin BieberFoxy CopperThe Antipoet2011-04-04
Nuggets, Quorn NuggetsWillow, Tit WillowGilbert & Sullivan2011-04-05
Big BangBig Bad JohnJimmy Dean2011-04-07
ViagraDelilahTom Jones2011-04-21
Manna To FallHammer to FallQueen2011-05-03
Big Fat DongBig Bad JohnJimmy Dean2011-05-06
The Free Ai Weiwei SongThe Lion Sleeps Tonight (Wimoweh)The Tokens2011-05-12
Another Post on your WallAnother Brick in the Wall (Part 2)Pink Floyd2011-05-13
Super-duper gagging order sleb-rity injunctionSupercalifragilisticexpialidociousMary Poppins Soundtrack2011-05-16
It's Rule 34I've Been EverywhereJohnny Cash2011-05-19
FIFAFeverPeggy Lee2011-06-06
Taliban PornRunaround SueDion and the Belmonts2011-06-07
Point and Laugh (at Sarah Palin)Deck The HallsTraditional2011-06-07
Dayglo (The Tour de France Song)Day-O (The Banana Boat Song)Harry Belafonte2011-06-13
I'm So DrunkI'm So TiredThe Beatles2011-06-24
You Fill In Your CensusAnnie's SongJohn Denver2011-06-27
I Will Be President (The Michelle Bachmann Campaign Song)You Ain't Seen Nothing YetBachmann Turner Overdrive2011-06-28
The Vatican TweetsThe Vatican RagTom Lehrer2011-06-30
Tweetin' PontiffRockin' RobinThe Jackson Five2011-06-30
A Song for the Rings of PowerOne for the Morning GloryTraditional2011-07-01
news.vaYMCAVillage People2011-07-04
The Girl with GonorrhoeaThe Girl from IpanemaAstrud Gilberto and Stan Getz2011-07-05
The Scandal of Phones and HackingThe Ballad of John and YokoThe Beatles2011-07-08
Twin Core Twin Core Little PhoneTwinkle Twinkle Little StarTraditional2011-07-18
Sneak (The Gollum Song)CreepRadiohead2011-07-26
Why, Oh Why (The Daily Mail reader's song)My Oh MySlade2011-08-03
The Circle of BlameThe Circle of LifeThe Lion King Soundtrack2011-08-08
London's BurningLondon's BurningTraditional2011-08-09
Stupid brainless f***ing twits whose actions are atrociousSupercalifragilisticexpialidociousCast of Mary Poppins2011-08-11
JihadRehabAmy Winehouse2011-08-31
The Good SongThe Good BookTim Minchin2011-09-02
I Twisted Earl (misprint)I Kissed a GirlKaty Perry2011-09-06
*That* Kind of WomanAlways a WomanBilly Joel2011-09-08
Thick Mad NadBig Bad JohnJimmy Dean2011-09-12
Bachmann Tea PartyBoston Tea PartyThe Sensational Alex Harvey Band2011-09-19
Feeling.. er..Feeling GoodMuse2011-09-20
Badger Cull Butchery TrialMagical Mystery TourThe Beatles2011-09-21
Living DeadLiving DollCliff Richard2011-09-21
DecadeCocaineEric Clapton2011-09-23
The Children Who Listen To TimThe Flowers That Bloom in the SpringGilbert & Sullivan2011-09-29
Isn't It Buggy?Isn't She Lovely?Stevie Wonder2011-09-30
Prattling of the ParodistBattle Hymn of the RepublicTraditional2011-10-03
Anything We KnowAnyone We KnowThe Antipoet2011-10-04
The WiFi in Church PrayerThe Lord's PrayerTraditional2011-10-05
Being from the Evidence of Mr PikeBeing for the Benefit of Mr KiteThe Beatles2011-11-02
UreaMariaWest Side Story Soundtrack2011-12-02
Crashing Out Of The EuroHolding Out For A HeroBonnie Tyler2011-12-05
Officially DicklessMerry Christmas EverybodySlade2011-12-29
Battle Hymn of the Republicans 2012Battle Hymn of the RepublicTraditional2012-01-05
Happy Birthday (You've Got Older)Happy Christmas (War is Over)John Lennon2012-01-11
DevolutionRevolutionThe Beatles2012-01-13
All Bunged UpAll Shook UpElvis Presley2012-02-01
A Song for the Diamond JubileeSuperman (It's Not Easy)Five For Fighting2012-02-03
That Chord's Not RightSweet Child O' MineGuns n Roses2012-02-06
Porn to be FiledBorn to be WildSteppenwolf2012-02-29
It's the ZeitgeistMr BrightsideThe Killers2012-03-12
The Pontiff's SongThe Major-General's SongGilbert & Sullivan2012-03-13
Conference CallWidecombe FairTraditional2012-03-15
Psychic SallyMustang SallyWilson Pickett2012-03-20
Love My BlenderLove Me TenderElvis Presley2012-04-04
Measles Outbreak in LiverpoolLong Haired Lover from LiverpoolJimmy Osmond2012-04-19
Barack Hussain ObamaRudolf the Red-nosed ReindeerGene Autry2012-04-23
NCPLet It BeThe Beatles2012-05-22
Who are the "Music Publishing Rights Collecting Society"?The Major-General's SongGilbert & Sullivan2012-05-24
Cheap Jokes 'Bout Yo' MamaSweet Home AlabamaLynyrd Skynyrd2012-05-25
If I Should Diet, Think Only This Of CheeseIf I Should Die, Think Only This Of MeRupert Brooke2012-05-31
Darling, You're Not Fat, You're CuddlyWhere Do You Go To My Lovely?Peter Sarstedt2012-06-06
Hello (My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die)HelloLionel Richie2012-06-12
I Bought a Flux Capacitor on eBayI Want A Hippopotamus for ChristmasGayla Peevey2012-06-15
Song for the Campaign for Real TimeI Feel FineThe Beatles2012-07-04
Pick SnotTiK ToKKe$ha2012-07-05
Ripping Off PoetsHanging With PoetsThe Antipoet2012-07-10
You Will Not Solve A MurderYou Won't Succeed On BroadwayKing Arthur, Sir Robin and the cast of Spamalot2012-07-12
Don’t Put Your Daughter on the Game, Mrs WorthingtonDon't Put Your Daughter on the Stage, Mrs WorthingNoel Coward2012-07-18
Stuck in a Dilbert CartoonStuck in the Middle with YouStealers Wheel2012-07-25
I'm LongYour SongElton John2012-08-14
Todd Akin's SongHerod's SongHerod (from Jesus Christ Superstar)2012-08-21
Talking to a ChairLiving on a PrayerBon Jovi2012-09-06
Bad Medicine (The Homoeopathy Song)Bad MedicineBon Jovi2012-09-18
D&DTNTAC/DC2012-09-21
The Colonoscopy SongIf You WannaThe Vaccines2012-09-24
/Censored/Seasons in the SunTerry Jacks2012-10-04
Manky Skanky TartAchy Breaky HeartBilly Ray Cyrus2012-10-09
Facebook MeRescue MeFontella Bass2012-10-11
RomneybotLollipopThe Chordettes2012-10-12
You Shall Not PassDon't Bring Me DownELO2012-10-15
eBay SongMoney SongMonty Python2012-10-17
Dead Ex-kiddie Fondler is SavileDedicated Follower of FashionThe Kinks2012-10-29
Silly Sally BercowChitty Chitty Bang BangDick Van Dyke2012-11-22
Bye Bye RomneyBye Bye BabyBay City Rollers2012-11-22
XXX-Factor X-Factor Parody ParodyX-Factor ParodyJollyboat2012-11-27
The Real Dim LadyThe Real Slim ShadyEminem2012-11-30
I'm Beginning To Get Pissed Off By ChristmasIt's Beginning To Look A Lot Like ChristmasTraditional2012-12-25
Crocodile's CockCrocodile RockElton John2013-01-04
Winds Me Up - Shut Her UpBuild Me Up ButtercupThe Foundations2013-01-15
Let's Do ITLet's Do ItVarious2013-01-15
A Spoonful of ShergarA Spoonful of SugarMary Poppins Soundtrack2013-01-17
The Model of Modern IntelligentsiaThe Major-General's SongGilbert & Sullivan2013-01-21
All My MoneyAll My LovingThe Beatles2013-01-28
Witchcraft BelieverDaydream BelieverThe Monkees2013-02-01
Chris "Scab" HuhneBig Bad JohnJimmy Dean2013-02-05
Shit Creek SurvivorDaydream BelieverThe Monkees2013-02-26
I Just Think You're A ****I Just Can't Get EnoughDepeche Mode2013-02-27
(I want a VDU) EverywhereEverywhereFleetwood Mac2013-03-05
Vicki and ChrisJack and DianeJohn Cougar Mellencamp2013-03-18
Gonzo PornGolden BrownThe Stranglers2013-03-19
Mordor RisingBad Moon RisingCreedence Clearwater Revival2013-03-21
Always Just Orc-Bait To MeAlways A Woman To MeBilly Joel2013-03-21
*-*-*-*L-O-V-ENat King Cole2013-03-26
All Grown UpAll Shook UpElvis Presley2013-04-30
Dacre is a Real Bell-EndDiamonds are a Girl's Best FriendMarilyn Monroe2013-04-30
A New English Folk SongAn Old English Folk SongBob Saget2013-05-06
I'm The Tweeting SpacemanI'm The Urban SpacemanBonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band2013-05-15
YesterdayYesterdayThe Beatles2013-05-20
Swivel-Eyed LoonsRunaround SueDion2013-05-22
Total Eclipse of the StarksTotal Eclipse of the HeartBonnie Tyler2013-06-05
Who's Next (Game of Thrones version)Who's NextTom Lehrer2013-06-07
I'm Not A GirlAnother GirlThe Beatles2013-06-10
I'm Bored (Royal Reportage Reprise)I'm YoursJason Mraz2013-06-25
Here Comes The SonHere Comes The SunThe Beatles2013-07-24
Don't Pay Back To WongaDon't Look Back In AngerOasis2013-07-26
You're Beginning To Look A Lot Like TerroristsIt's Beginning to Look a Lot Like ChristmasVarious2013-08-06
CainCocaineEric Clapton2013-08-09
Will He Stay or Will He GoShould I Stay or Should I GoThe Clash2013-08-20
Wriggle While You TwerkWhistle While You WorkSnow White2013-08-30
I Will Survive (LARPing)I Will SurviveGloria Gaynor2013-09-30
Lady in Red (the prequel)Lady in RedChris de Burgh2013-09-30
99 Problems, Football Manager's Lament99 ProblemsJay-Z2013-09-30
(Not) Lazy, he's DeadLady In RedChris de Burgh2013-10-22
Low JeansJoleneDolly Parton2013-11-01
I'm Not Going NakedWe're Not Gonna Take ItTwisted Sister2013-11-25
Rudolf the Red-Nosed AT-ATRudolf the Red-Nosed ReindeerGene Autry2013-12-17
Have Yourself A Petty, Bitchy ChristmasHave Yourself A Merry Little ChristmasJudy Garland2013-12-24
Day Trip To MordorDay Trip To BangorFiddler's Dram2013-12-27
Ho-Body GnomeNobody HomePink Floyd2014-01-06
Chris ChristieThe Jean GenieDavid Bowie2014-01-13
Deck the House (with LED lights)Deck the HallsTraditional2014-01-14
I Wanna Be Like You (Pekingese Song)I Wanna Be Like You (King Louie's Song)Phil Harris / Jungle Book2014-01-14
I'm Blaming GaysIt's Raining MenThe Weather Girls2014-01-23
Every Cloud Has Its ThornEvery Rose Has Its ThornPoison2014-02-10
Crap in my BeardTracks of my TearsThe Miracles2014-02-11
I've FartedWe're ArtistsThe Antipoet2014-02-17
I Am A Former Kiddie Star, Now A Hormonal TeenagerThe Major-General's SongGilbert & Sullivan2014-02-24
Wrecking BallsWrecking BallMiley Cyrus2014-02-28
Hell, NoHelloLionel Richie2014-03-10
If You Parody This SongIf You're Happy And You Know ItTraditional2014-03-12
Livin' La Vida LannisterLivin' La Vida LocaRicky Martin2014-03-13
Dogshit on a Shoe (Goodbye Freddie Phelps)Candle in the Wind (Goodbye Norma Jean)Elton John2014-03-24
Embracing the SuckAddicted to LoveRobert Palmer2014-04-23
Making ColeslawBreaking the LawJudas Priest2014-04-28
Leviticus, it's Batshit CrazyLydia, The Tattooed LadyGroucho Marx2014-04-30
CleganeCocaineEric Clapton2014-05-05
One Again! One Again!On Again! On Again!Jake Thackray2014-05-06
Channel-HoppingCherrypickingThe Caution Horses2014-05-29
Long Tall LatteLong Tall SallyLittle Richard2014-06-02
Diplomatic GeniusDaydream BelieverThe Monkees2014-06-06
GötzeGertchaChas n Dave2014-07-16
'Twas A JestBe Our GuestDisney Songs2014-07-17
The CensorThe GeneralSiegfried Sassoon2014-07-29
59th Operation Yewtree Arrest Song (Feelin' Groupies)59th Street Bridge Song (Feelin' Groovy)Simon & Garfunkel2014-08-21
Shooting GunsStealing FoodJay Foreman2014-08-27
Ice Bucket ChallengeBlack Magic WomanSantana2014-08-29
What Next?Who's Next?Tom Lehrer2014-09-05
Voting 1sStealing FoodJay Foreman2014-09-08
There's a guy works down the corner shop's in ISISChip ShopKirsty MacColl2014-09-15
Pizza In The FreezerPeaceful Easy FeelingThe Eagles2014-09-18
Happy Birthday To You (Curmudgeon's Mix)Happy Birthday To YouTraditional2014-09-24
(Legal) ParodyYesterdayThe Beatles2014-09-30
Don't Let's Be Beastly To The MuslimsDon't Let's Be Beastly To The GermansNoel Coward2014-10-01
959 to 5Dolly Parton2014-10-16
UKIP Calypso - a parodyUKIP CalypsoMike Read2014-10-23
Money for Nothing - Homoeopathy VersionMoney for NothingDire Straits2014-11-12
I've Only Got A Beef With YOUI Only Want To Be With YouDusty Springfield2014-11-20
It Makes A Fella Proud To Fight For ISISIt Makes A Fella Proud To Be A SoldierTom Lehrer2014-11-24
ALL IN UPPER CASEAll About That BassMeghan Trainor2014-11-27
STI Problems (and an itchy bum)99 ProblemsJay-Z2014-12-18
Twits Vote For The UKIPTiptoe Through The TulipsTiny Tim2014-12-30
Episode VIIStairway to HeavenLed Zeppelin2015-01-07
Getting OldLet It GoIdina Menzel2015-01-14
n d.p. of piSeven Seas of RhyeQueen2015-01-15
Coalition Double FeatureScience Fiction Double FeatureRichard O'Brien2015-02-19
Vote Me! For UKIPTime WarpRichard O'Brien and the cast of RHPS2015-02-19
Impeach ObamaReturn to SenderElvis Presley2015-02-24
VladBadMichael Jackson2015-02-24
Talking to a ChairLivin' On A PrayerBon Jovi2015-03-09
Talk In ValyrianWalk Like an EgyptianThe Bangles2015-03-19
CabernetCabaretLiza Minelli2015-03-20
I ObjectBe Our GuestBeauty and the Beast (Jerry Orbach and Angela Lans2015-03-23
TrendingSailingRod Stewart2015-03-27
The Satnav SongTotal Eclipse of the HeartBonnie Tyler2015-04-16
I'm Richard III I AmI'm Henry VIII I AmHerman's Hermits2015-05-21
Sepp BlatterMy BrotherTerry Scott2015-06-05
Goat Riders In DisguiseGhost Riders In The SkyJohnny Cash2015-06-09
I Used To Love Her (When I'd Had Tequila)I Used To Love HerGuns n Roses2015-06-18
The FlyererThe WandererDion and the Belmonts2015-06-25
Glastonburian RhapsodyBohemian RhapsodyKanye West2015-07-06
Joe RootJoleneDolly Parton2015-07-09
Starvin' In The Third WorldRockin' In The Free WorldNeil Young2015-07-16
RepublicanRevolutionThe Beatles2015-08-21
It's So SadI'm So TiredThe Beatles2015-08-27
Market CrashMonster MashBobby "Boris" Pickett2015-09-25
The Kop Want KloppThe Cat Came BackVarious2015-10-07
Mr GrowleyMr CrowleyOzzy Osbourne2015-10-13
Shane Macgowan's TeethBette Davis EyesKim Carnes2015-11-19
Ferret in a BrothelMessage In A BottleThe Police2015-11-25
Donald for PresidentNellie the ElephantToy Dolls2015-11-30
Lettings Agent ManSecret Agent ManJohnny Rivers2015-12-17
SyriaLydia The Tattooed LadyGroucho Marx2016-01-21
Born In The USA (..as Trump finally admits)Born In The USABruce Springsteen2016-09-19
HillaryPrince AliDisney's Aladdin2016-10-04
Welease WogerPlease Release MeEngelbert Humperdinck2016-10-05
The Ballad of Barry And Freda Election 2016The Ballad of Barry And Freda (aka Let's Do It)Victoria Wood2016-11-03
Hillary Rodham ClintonRudolf the Red-Nosed ReindeerGene Autry2016-11-14
Reviewing The Situation (of Brexit)Reviewing The SituationFagin (from Oliver)2016-12-12
Draining the SwampBreaking the LawJudas Priest2017-01-06