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It's a scary thought that I've been writing parodies here at amiright for five years or more, and in that time have racked up over 700 parodies. Which means that there are more parodies here than any sensible person will ever want to waste their time looking through. So I've made life a little easier, by extracting some of the highlights:

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Song Parodies -> Recordings

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Parody Title	Original Song	Original Performer	Submitted
The Business Analyst's Song	The Major-General's Song	Gilbert and Sullivan	2004-07-28
The Genome Song	The Galaxy Song	Eric Idle	2004-10-09
Another Bastard Spammer	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	The Beatles	2005-01-03
The Devil Went Down to Springfield	The Devil Went Down to Georgia	Charlie Daniels Band	2005-10-17
The Gamer	The Gambler	Kenny Rogers	2006-02-06
Take This Job And Stick It	Take It To The Limit	The Eagles	2006-04-14
BJ	Bad Day	Daniel Powter	2006-12-18
Stega-Bronto-Brachylopho-Anodontosaurus	Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious	Mary Poppins	2007-02-22
Mend My PC	Under the Sea	Sebastian (from The Little Mermaid)	2007-02-28
I've Got Body Hair	I've Been Everywhere	Johnny Cash	2007-03-05
The Splitting of the Fellowship	I Am So Proud	Gilbert and Sullivan	2007-04-19
My Way (The Blair Version)	My Way	Frank Sinatra	2007-05-02
In The ICU Again	When Will I See You Again	The Three Degrees	2007-06-28
I've Got Body Hair	I've Been Everywhere	Johnny Cash	2007-07-18
A.S.S.H.O.L.E	D.I.V.O.R.C.E	Tammy Wynette	2007-08-13
When I'm Cleaning Windowsâ„¢	When I'm Cleaning Windows	George Formby	2007-09-14
It's Small	NONE	NONE	2007-09-22
Dumbledore's Gay	Runaround Sue	Dion	2007-10-30
Hey Claire, It's Sylar	Hey There, Delilah	Plain White Ts	2007-12-23

Song Parodies -> Lyrics

P stands for Pacing, F stands for How Funny, and O is for Overall Score.

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Parody Title	Original Title	Performer	Submitted	P	F	O	H
Thunderthighs	Wonderwall	Oasis	2001-09-23	3.6	3.7	3.6	106
Taj Mahal Tundoori	Hotel California	The Eagles	2001-10-17	4.7	4.8	4.8	106
Counting in Florida	Marching Through Georgia	Traditional	2001-10-17	4.2	4.3	4.2	71
Oh S**t	Witch Doctor	David Seville	2001-10-19	3.9	4.0	4.0	107
O.S.A.M.A.	D.I.S.C.O.	Ottawan	2001-10-23	3.1	3.6	3.4	77
Retch	Reach	S-Club 7	2001-11-01	4.4	4.2	4.1	108
Sitting in the Dock in the Hague	Sitting on the Dock of the Bay	Otis Redding	2001-11-04	3.2	3.2	3.2	102
I Will Survive	I Will Survive	Gloria Gaynor	2001-12-06	4.3	4.7	4.6	335
I've Got a Little List	I've Got A Little List	Gilbert and Sullivan (the Mikado)	2001-12-12	4.9	4.6	4.8	468
Hit The Prozac	Hit The Road Jack	Ray Charles	2001-12-21	4.4	4.3	4.4	189
-gina In Your Hand	China In Your Hand	T'Pau	2001-12-21	3.2	3.2	3.3	140
When Upgrading Windows	When I'm Cleaning Windows	George Formby	2001-12-21	4.6	4.7	4.7	235
Disobedience	Disobedience	A.A.Milne	2002-01-08	4.4	3.9	4.1	271
The Assassin	The Gambler	Kenny Rogers	2002-01-25	4.1	3.4	3.8	124
Boyzone	Poison	Alice Cooper	2002-01-25	4.8	4.8	4.6	102
Salad Bloody Salad	Sabbath Bloody Sabbath	Black Sabbath	2002-01-30	3.6	4.2	4.1	75
The Snoop Snoop Song	The Shoop Shoop Song	Betty Everett	2002-02-04	5.0	5.0	5.0	364
Poultry In Motion	Poetry in Motion	Bobby Vee	2002-02-07	4.7	4.3	4.7	103
Thank God It Isn't Christmas Every Day	I Wish It Could Be Christmas Every Day	Wizzard	2002-02-08	3.8	3.7	3.7	132
Gypsies Tramps and Thieves	Gypsies Tramps and Thieves	Cher	2002-02-15	3.7	3.7	4.0	137
A Very Modern Major-General	The Major-General's Song	Gilbert and Sullivan	2002-02-15	4.7	4.4	4.5	577
A Plea For The Spice Girls To Get Back Together	Ballad of John and Yoko	The Beatles	2002-02-20	4.0	4.0	4.0	120
A Little Stressed Tonight	Wonderful Tonight	Eric Clapton	2002-02-20	4.1	3.9	3.9	116
Shite Said Fred	Right Said Fred	Bernard Cribbins	2002-02-26	3.8	4.3	4.0	216
The Filmstar	The Boxer	Simon and Garfunkel	2002-03-04	4.5	4.4	4.5	72
The Reverend Tony Blair	Jerusalem	William Blake	2002-03-04	4.1	3.8	3.9	63
Orcsie Telves	Maresy Dotes	Traditional	2002-03-04	4.5	4.3	4.0	82
Are You Drinking Tonight	Are You Lonesome Tonight	Elvis Presley	2002-03-06	4.0	4.0	4.0	471
Prayed For Me All Night Long	You Shook Me All Night Long	AC/DC	2002-03-08	4.4	3.7	4.2	160
I Hate Britney Spears	I Love Rock and Roll	Joan Jett and the Blackhearts	2002-03-13	3.7	3.9	3.8	1204
Diarrhoea Streaming	California Dreaming	Mamas and Papas	2002-03-18	4.5	4.3	4.3	340
Little Pig	Little Child	The Beatles	2002-04-05	4.6	3.4	4.0	186
Hot Dog	Hot Stuff	Donna Summer	2002-04-05	3.8	3.1	3.1	99
Puff the Tragic Drag Act	Puff the Magic Dragon	Peter Paul and Mary	2002-04-15	4.4	4.3	4.3	201
Tasteless Beers	Wasted Years	Iron Maiden	2002-04-15	3.6	3.9	3.8	67
Ann Widdecombe	The Wicker Man	Iron Maiden	2002-04-18	4.5	4.9	4.7	112
Where The Fly Sucks	Ariel's Song (Where the bee sucks)	Will Shakespeare	2002-04-23	3.3	3.0	3.1	90
I Will Drink Until I Spew	I Was Made For Loving You	Kiss	2002-04-25	3.2	4.2	3.9	151
Goody You Lose	Goody Two Shoes	Adam Ant	2002-04-29	3.3	2.6	2.9	89
The Final Countdown	The Final Countdown	Europe	2002-05-20	3.7	4.1	3.7	637
Goodbye To Rome Ants	Goodbye To Romance	Ozzy Osbourne	2002-06-06	4.0	4.8	4.6	110
I Wanna Be Like You	I Wanna Be Like You	King Louie/Jungle Book	2002-06-10	4.0	4.2	4.0	169
Porn in the USA	Born in the USA	Bruce Springsteen	2002-06-17	4.2	4.2	4.2	328
Gravity	Tragedy	Bee Gees	2002-06-26	4.2	4.3	4.3	76
Parody City	Paradise City	Guns and Roses	2002-06-26	3.8	3.7	4.1	113
Tokin' in the Bathroom	Smokin' in the Boys Room	Motley Crue	2002-06-26	4.9	4.9	4.9	163
Because I Can Fly	Because I Got High	Afroman	2002-06-26	4.7	4.5	4.4	103
Drive A White Van	Ride A White Swan	T-Rex	2002-06-28	4.8	5.0	5.0	112
Whoever You Are	Whatever You Want	Status Quo	2002-06-28	4.0	3.0	3.2	63
Derek and Clive	American Pie	Don McLean	2002-07-02	4.3	4.4	4.4	262
Andersen Consulting	The Duke of Plaza-Toro	Gilbert and Sullivan	2002-07-04	4.4	4.6	4.4	147
Crispy Aromatic Duck	Under The Bridge	Red Hot Chilli Peppers	2002-07-09	3.4	4.1	4.0	203
Squish My Zits	Ballroom Blitz	Sweet	2002-07-15	4.8	5.0	5.0	134
Revenge	Stairway to Heaven	Led Zeppelin	2002-07-15	3.6	4.0	3.8	86
Crap	Bad	Michael Jackson	2002-07-17	4.7	4.6	4.6	102
Bad Feeling	Time Of Your Life	Green Day	2002-07-17	3.5	3.7	3.7	128
Big Bills	Big Balls	AC/DC	2002-07-19	4.7	4.7	4.7	133
Crazy Knights	Crazy Nights	Kiss	2002-07-19	4.4	4.4	4.4	111
Out In The Fields	Out In The Fields	Gary Moore/Thin Lizzy	2002-07-19	5.0	5.0	5.0	110
Allergic to Cats	Addicted to Love	Robert Palmer	2002-07-23	4.6	4.7	4.7	104
SOB	SOS	Abba	2002-07-24	4.5	4.5	4.5	123
The Nostalgic Song	The Logical Song	Supertramp	2002-07-26	4.8	4.8	4.8	151
While My Guitar's Being Tuned	While My Guitar Gently Weeps	Beatles	2002-07-29	4.5	4.6	4.6	159
(OK, so she's a) Dog	Nag	Joan Jett and the Blackhearts	2002-07-30	4.5	4.4	4.6	142
Bare Celebrities	Bear Necessities	The Jungle Book	2002-08-05	4.5	4.7	4.6	426
You, Get Your Votes Out	Who Let The Dogs Out	Baha Men	2002-08-08	3.6	3.8	3.8	69
The Ballad of Shrek and Fiona	The Ballad of John and Yoko	The Beatles	2002-08-12	3.9	4.0	4.2	302
Half A Brain	Half A Heart	H and Claire	2002-08-13	3.0	3.0	3.0	56
Go and Get Stuffed	When The Going Gets Tough	Billy Ocean	2002-08-15	4.0	3.8	4.0	123
(Don't) Bomb Iraq	Barbara Ann	Beach Boys	2002-09-02	4.4	3.8	3.9	144
MS Oddity	Space Oddity	David Bowie	2002-09-12	4.8	4.8	4.8	69
You Took the Herb Right Out of My Mouth	You Took the Words Right Out of My Mouth	Meat Loaf	2002-09-24	4.9	4.9	4.9	82
Rotten Old Dalmatian	Rock and Roll Damnation	AC/DC	2002-09-27	4.7	4.7	4.7	102
Portaloo	Waterloo	Abba	2002-09-27	4.4	4.7	4.6	145
Gravy Train	Crazy Train	Ozzy Osbourne	2002-10-01	3.4	3.4	3.2	213
Everything I Throw	Everytime You Go Away	Paul Young	2002-10-04	4.4	4.0	4.0	107
She's a Liverpool Gnome	In My Liverpool Home	Traditional	2002-10-10	2.9	2.9	2.9	412
The Profit Song	The Prophet Song	Queen	2002-10-11	4.7	3.8	4.3	59
Shitty Shitty Remakes	Chitty Chitty Bang Bang	Dick van Dyke et al	2002-10-18	4.1	3.9	3.9	452
I Only Want The Thing To Boot	I Only Want To Be With You	The Tourists	2002-10-18	4.9	5.0	4.9	89
Another Ego	Another Earthquake	Aaron Carter	2002-10-18	4.0	3.9	3.9	69
You've Got To Rig A Bank Sheet Or Two	You'e Got To Pick A Pocket Or Two	Fagin et al	2002-10-22	4.1	3.6	3.9	97
Script for a Jest In Here	Script for a Jester's Tear	Marillion	2002-10-24	4.6	4.0	4.5	82
Headlines In The Sun (the memoir of Puff the Tragic Drag Act)	Seasons In The Sun	Terry Jacks	2002-10-25	4.8	4.4	4.6	82
Angus Deayton	Ruby Tuesday	Rolling Stones	2002-11-01	4.1	3.9	4.0	75
You'll Never Get A Loan	You'll Never Walk Alone	Gerry and the Pacemakers	2002-11-06	4.6	4.1	3.8	198
Tomorrow	Tomorrow	Annie	2002-11-06	3.1	3.6	3.5	89
Stoneage Scumbag	Teenage Dirtbag	Wheatus	2002-11-12	3.5	2.8	3.2	71
Bad Constipation	Bad Reputation	Joan Jett	2002-11-14	3.4	3.7	3.4	161
Going out with a Weredoe	Holding out for a Hero	Bonnie Tyler	2002-11-14	4.3	3.9	4.0	79
Sixteen Buns	Sixteen Tons	Tenessee Ernie Ford	2002-11-15	3.9	4.1	4.1	90
PHB	TNT	AD/DC	2002-11-15	4.6	4.2	4.4	82
Portillo	Willow Tit Willow	Gilbert and Sullivan	2002-11-20	4.2	4.7	4.8	121
Now You Decline Me	Now You Remind Me	Nickelback	2002-11-26	3.8	3.9	3.8	64
Cheapy-cheapy seat-seats (or the troubles of booking with a budget airline)	Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep	Middle of the Road	2002-11-28	5.0	5.0	5.0	112
(Mammaries) The Way They Were	(Memories) The Way We Were	Barbara Streisand	2002-11-28	4.6	4.5	4.5	200
Sound of Sirens (A Blues Brothers Tribute)	Sound of Silence	Simon and Garfunkel	2002-11-29	4.6	4.7	4.6	153
Quake	Fame	Irene Cara	2002-12-05	4.4	4.0	4.2	81
Disobedient Child	Deadringer for Love	Meatloaf	2002-12-10	4.2	3.4	3.6	179
We Freak Kings (A tribute to the Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers)	We Three Kings	Traditional	2002-12-11	4.6	4.8	4.7	424
Wet Christmas	White Christmas	Bing Crosby	2002-12-17	4.3	2.9	3.1	121
DHCP	YMCA	Village People	2002-12-19	4.9	4.9	4.9	166
Get Me And My Ego	Let Me Entertain You	Robbie Williams	2002-12-19	4.2	4.3	4.4	121
I Saw Mommy Hitting Santa Claus	I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus	Jimmy Boyd	2002-12-31	4.4	4.6	4.4	236
Pot Noodle	Pop Music	M	2003-01-07	4.1	4.1	4.2	566
Frodo and Sam	Jack and Diane	John Cougar Mellencamp	2003-01-14	4.2	4.3	4.3	212
Dear Buffy	Dear Prudence	The Beatles	2003-01-16	4.4	3.9	4.1	79
Whole Lotta Buffy	Whole Lotta Rosie	AC/DC	2003-01-16	3.8	3.7	3.7	134
Make It So	Let It Be	The Beatles	2003-01-17	4.2	4.4	4.4	92
Does Your Mother Know	Does Your Mother Know	Abba	2003-01-17	4.4	4.2	4.2	92
Test My Program One More Time	Hit Me Baby One More Time	Britney Spears	2003-01-23	3.9	3.9	4.0	175
OOPS, the Programmer's Friend	Oops, I Did It Again	Britney Spears	2003-01-24	3.7	3.8	3.8	150
Latex Toi	Sk8er Boi	Avril Lavigne	2003-01-28	4.5	4.8	4.8	95
Effing Snow	Let It Snow	Vaughan Monroe	2003-01-31	4.1	4.5	4.5	234
Mr Osbourne	Mr Crowley	Ozzy Osbourne	2003-02-06	4.1	3.7	3.9	73
Saddam Hussain and OBL	Mademoiselle D'Armentieres	Traditional	2003-02-06	3.7	3.3	3.6	227
Another Prick in the Lords	Another Brick in the Wall (Parts I, II and III)	Pink Floyd	2003-02-12	4.4	4.0	4.3	80
Chemistry	Yesterday	The Beatles	2003-02-14	4.3	4.3	4.1	507
Baddie of Choice	Weapon of Choice	Fatboy Slim	2003-02-25	3.8	3.5	3.8	108
A Few of his Ninety-Three Parts	A Few of My Favourite Things	Maria (Sound of Music)	2003-02-27	4.6	4.5	4.5	144
Walken in Batman	Walking on Sunshine	Katrina and the Waves	2003-02-27	4.1	3.8	3.7	151
Resolution	Revolution	The Beatles	2003-03-06	4.3	4.3	4.3	63
With Little Help From The French	With A Little Help From My Friends	The Beatles	2003-03-06	3.9	4.4	4.4	90
Hypocrisy	Tragedy	Bee Gees	2003-03-06	4.2	4.1	4.2	67
Spirit in the Bar	Spirit in the Sky	Norman Greenbaum	2003-03-12	4.4	4.5	4.5	96
Santa Claus's Trousesrs Are Brown	Santa Claus is Coming To Town	Traditional	2003-03-17	4.0	3.9	4.1	1169
Smells Like Methylated Spirit	Smells Like Teen Spirit	Nirvana	2003-03-24	4.4	4.4	4.5	122
Knock and Wait	Knock on Wood	Otis Redding	2003-03-25	4.0	3.8	4.0	55
Kiss Me Hardy	Kiss Me Deadly	Lita Ford	2003-03-25	3.9	3.9	3.9	106
Thing on the Road	King of the Road	Roger Miller	2003-03-26	4.3	4.5	4.5	241
Go Strider, Orcs Must Die	Ghost Riders in the Sky	Frankie Laine	2003-04-02	4.3	4.3	4.3	142
Fnarr	Denis	Blondie	2003-04-04	4.2	4.0	4.2	137
George and Saddam	Jack and Diane	John Cougar Mellencamp	2003-04-04	4.1	4.0	4.0	72
My Preciouss Lies Over Eregion	My Bonnie Lies Over The Ocean	Traditional	2003-04-07	4.5	4.5	4.6	168
Americans Went In Two By Two	The Animals Went In Two By Two	Traditional	2003-04-08	3.6	3.7	3.9	2258
A Techie's Lot	A Policeman's Lot	Gilbert And Sullivan (Pirates of Penzance)	2003-04-11	4.7	4.7	4.8	255
I Love Scoobie	I Love To Boogie	T-Rex	2003-04-15	4.5	4.2	4.1	190
Lubricated	Complicated	Avril Lavigne	2003-04-17	4.5	4.6	4.6	209
Who's Next	Who's Next	Tom Lehrer	2003-04-22	3.7	4.4	4.1	139
It Really Was Osama	It Really Was A Woozle	Winnie The Pooh	2003-04-23	4.2	4.2	4.2	90
Boadicea	Jingle Bells	Traditional	2003-04-23	4.6	4.3	4.5	133
Sensibly Dumb	Comfortably Numb	Pink Floyd	2003-04-24	4.7	3.9	4.5	66
We're Not Gonna Fake It	We're Not Gonna Take It	Twisted Sister	2003-04-29	4.0	4.0	4.0	149
All Breasts Big And Bountiful	All Things Bright And Beautiful	Traditional	2003-04-29	4.5	4.3	4.4	374
If I Were The Dark Lord	If I Were A Rich Man	Zero Mostel (Fiddler on the Roof)	2003-05-01	4.3	4.3	4.3	143
At The Count	In The Bath	Flanders and Swann	2003-05-02	4.0	4.0	4.0	85
Zola	Lola	The Kinks	2003-05-07	4.8	4.6	4.7	171
Strike Me Smite Me	Bend Me Shape Me	American Breed	2003-05-08	4.3	4.2	4.3	118
Acid Trip Machine	Yellow Submarine	The Beatles	2003-05-08	4.5	4.1	4.1	167
Smut!	Help!	The Beatles	2003-05-09	4.6	4.4	4.4	78
The Oldest PC In Town	The Oldest Swinger In Town	O'Leary & The Bards	2003-05-09	4.7	4.7	4.7	289
Real Crap Wizzard	Pinball Wizard	The Who	2003-05-15	4.0	3.7	3.7	99
Time It Is A-Changing	Times They Are A-Changing	Bob Dylan	2003-05-16	4.7	4.5	4.5	69
Old Age	Cocaine	Eric Clapton	2003-05-20	5.0	5.0	5.0	323
The Ash Tray	The Ash Grove	Traditional Welsh	2003-05-20	5.0	5.0	5.0	127
Quiddich Is Stupid	We Are The Champions	Queen	2003-05-22	4.8	5.0	4.8	101
Another Bastard Spammer	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	The Beatles	2003-05-28	4.2	4.4	4.4	107
I'm Not A Total Wanker	Una Paloma Blanca	George Baker	2003-05-28	3.5	3.0	3.5	118
Dear Lord and Father of Mankind	Dear Lord and Father of Mankind	Traditional	2003-06-02	3.6	3.3	3.0	177
Mary Jane (Rollin' another reefer)	Proud Mary (Rollin' on down the river)	Creedence Clearwater Revival	2003-06-03	1.0	1.0	1.0	308
Fridge Odour Troubled Walter	Bridge Over Troubled Water	Simon and Garfunkel	2003-06-03	3.3	3.3	3.3	127
House with the Rising Damp	House of the Rising Sun	The Animals	2003-06-05	5.0	5.0	5.0	109
Always Lick on the White Side of the Stamp	Always Look on the Bright Side of Life	Eric Idle (Monty Python's Life of Brian)	2003-06-05	4.7	4.6	4.7	148
The City of New Orleans	The City of New Orleans	Steve Goodman	2003-06-06	4.0	3.9	4.1	228
The Genome Song	The Galaxy Song	Monty Python (The Meaning of Life)	2003-06-10	4.6	4.4	4.7	408
Try Contraception	My Generation	The Who	2003-06-13	5.0	4.8	4.8	204
Let's Join The Euro	The Time Warp	Richard O'Brien	2003-06-13	4.0	5.0	5.0	109
Bell-Bottomed Flares	Fat Bottomed Girls	Queen	2003-06-19	3.3	3.3	3.3	298
Piggy Miss Piggy	Willow Tit Willow	Gilbert and Sullivan	2003-06-19	5.0	4.0	4.2	457
Too Late For Lunch	Too Late For Love	Def Leppard	2003-06-26	5.0	5.0	5.0	72
N-Dimensional Space	Windmills of your Mind	Dusty Springfield	2003-06-28	4.7	4.8	4.7	275
It Sounds Like Bullshit To Me	Save All Your Kisses For Me	Brotherhood of Man	2003-07-01	4.0	4.0	4.0	213
Kev Bloody Wilson	Born Again Pisstank	Kevin Bloody Wilson	2003-07-04	4.0	4.0	4.0	348
It's Late (The Dead Parrot Sketch)	It's Late	Queen	2003-07-08	3.8	3.5	3.8	261
Isengardian Orcs	California Girls	Beach Boys	2003-07-10	No Votes			64
Piss Lager	Dream Evil	Dio	2003-07-12	4.3	4.7	4.3	154
I Can't Find The Freezer Anymore	I Can't Fight This Feeling Anymore	REO Speedwagon	2003-07-15	5.0	5.0	5.0	309
If I Wrote The Songs	If I'm Not The One	Daniel Bedingfield	2003-07-15	No Votes			84
Mend My PC	Under The Sea	The Little Mermaid - Sebastian	2003-07-17	4.8	4.8	4.8	264
Immune to Madonna	Hakuna Matata	Timon and Pumbaa (from The Lion King)	2003-07-31	4.8	4.5	4.8	118
Supergluehasstuckmyfingers-notagoodprognosis	Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious	Julie Andrews (Mary Poppins)	2003-07-31	4.7	5.0	5.0	94
The Business Analyst's Song	The Major-General's Song	Gilbert and Sullivan	2003-08-05	4.5	4.3	4.5	489
Phil Neville Went Down To Porsche	The Devil Went Down To Georgia	Charlie Daniels Band	2003-08-07	4.3	4.4	4.3	396
My Brain Is... (Still Hazy)	My Name Is... (Slim Shady)	Eminem	2003-08-13	No Votes			164
Killer Ray	Cabaret	Liza Minelli	2003-09-04	5.0	5.0	5.0	76
The Nosferatu Song	The Hippopotamus Song	Flanders and Swann	2003-09-04	5.0	5.0	5.0	113
Frisky in the Bar	Whiskey in the Jar	Thin Lizzy	2003-09-12	5.0	5.0	5.0	85
Ring Questing	Star Trekking	The Firm	2003-09-16	3.6	4.4	4.6	181
Saddam the Psychopath	Nellie the Elephant	Toy Dolls	2003-09-17	4.0	4.7	5.0	129
A Roomful of Monkeys	A Spoonful of Sugar	Mary Poppins	2003-09-18	4.9	4.9	4.9	95
Don't Read The Sun	Here Comes the Sun	The Beatles	2003-09-19	4.0	3.6	3.6	129
Twelve days of Broadband	Twelve days of Christmas	Traditional	2003-09-20	No Votes			124
Underground Loo	Runaround Sue	Dion	2003-09-22	4.4	4.4	4.4	83
Brain Glops Keep Fallin' From My Head	Raindrops Keep Fallin' On My Head	BJ Thomas	2003-09-24	5.0	5.0	5.0	126
No Possible Doubt Whatever	No Possible Doubt Whatever	Gilbert and Sullivan (The Gondoliers)	2003-09-24	5.0	5.0	5.0	75
The Vet Song	The Jet Song	Stephen Sondheim (West Side Story)	2003-09-24	5.0	5.0	5.0	154
Shut Down the Server	Waltzing Matilda	Traditional	2003-09-25	5.0	5.0	5.0	162
Rum Rum Rum	Fun Fun Fun	The Beach Boys	2003-09-26	3.0	3.0	3.0	270
Three-Fingered Salute	A Four-Legged Friend	Roy Rogers	2003-09-27	4.8	5.0	4.8	143
Homerian Rhapsody	Bohemian Rhapsody	Queen	2003-09-30	4.3	4.3	4.3	210
No, It's Snot	Yes It Is	The Beatles	2003-10-02	3.0	3.0	3.0	63
Carrot's In The Thong	Riders on the Storm	The Doors	2003-10-03	5.0	4.2	4.6	149
Has Anybody Seen Mike Rotch?	Has Anybody Seen Our Ship?	Noel Coward	2003-10-08	3.8	3.8	3.8	291
Coleoptera	Come Together	The Beatles	2003-10-09	5.0	5.0	5.0	304
The Battle Hymn of the Atheist	The Battle Hymn of the Republic	Traditional	2003-10-09	4.1	4.3	4.3	393
The Battle Hymn of the Republicans	The Battle Hymn of the Republic	Traditional	2003-10-09	2.8	2.2	2.5	227
I Went to the Opera	La Donna e Mobile	Verdi (Rigoletto)	2003-10-10	4.0	4.0	3.5	162
The President Song	The Lumberjack Song	Monty Python	2003-10-14	4.9	5.0	4.9	132
The Little Dumber Droid	The Little Drummer Boy	Traditional	2003-10-14	4.0	4.0	4.0	150
'Time For Bed' Said Zebedee	Times They Are A-Changing	Bob Dylan	2003-10-16	4.2	4.3	4.3	543
One Would Rather Like To Be King	I Just Can't Wait To Be King	Simba (The Lion King)	2003-10-18	No Votes			133
Lady Has Been Clamped	Lady Is A Tramp	Frank Sinatra	2003-10-18	No Votes			106
When I'm On Adventures	When I'm Cleaning Windows	George Formby	2003-10-20	3.2	4.0	3.5	119
(Tell Me Why) I Don't Like Volvos	(Tell Me Why) I Don't Like Mondays	Boomtown Rats	2003-10-22	4.1	4.1	4.1	327
I'll Take The Piss Out Of You	I Get A Kick Out Of You	Frank Sinatra	2003-10-24	5.0	5.0	5.0	340
Mango and Galliano	Mambo Italiano	Dean Martin	2003-10-24	No Votes			243
Two Minutes To Midnight (The Cinderella Version)	Two Minutes To Midnight	Iron Maiden	2003-10-26	5.0	3.7	5.0	209
He's A User	I'm A Loser	The Beatles	2003-10-29	4.5	3.5	4.0	92
Dear Users	Dear Prudence	The Beatles	2003-10-30	5.0	5.0	5.0	59
Michael Howard - Tory Leader?	Purple People Eater	Sheb Woolley	2003-11-04	2.5	2.5	2.5	71
'Postrophe	Yesterday	The Beatles	2003-11-04	4.6	4.7	4.8	220
Play You Some Rainbow	Cry You A Rainbow	Dee Snider	2003-11-04	No Votes			76
Infected Ball	Dreamer's Ball	Queen	2003-11-04	3.0	3.0	3.0	58
Enterprize	Proud Mary	Creedence Clearwater Revival	2003-11-07	5.0	5.0	5.0	96
Holy Knights	Crazy Nights	Kiss	2003-11-07	No Votes			72
Apostrophes contd. - A Few of the Difficult Bits	A Few of my Favourite Things	Maria (Sound of Music)	2003-11-07	4.6	4.5	4.8	281
I Want To Hold Your BLEEP!	I Want To Hold Your Hand	The Beatles	2003-11-11	1.0	1.0	1.0	100
You Got Another Chin Coming	You Got Another Thing Coming	Judas Priest	2003-11-11	No Votes			173
Be Our Guest	Be Our Guest	Beauty and the Beast (Jerry Orbach and Angela Lansbury)	2003-11-12	3.1	3.2	3.1	302
Revelations - Tabloid Style	Revelations	Iron Maiden	2003-11-13	1.0	1.0	1.0	64
String up the Lawyers	Beer for my Horses	Toby Keith and Willie Nelson	2003-11-18	4.0	3.8	4.0	89
First Row Transition Metal	Bridge Over Troubled Water	Simon and Garfunkel	2003-11-19	4.0	4.0	4.0	493
Iron Man	Iron Man	Black Sabbath	2003-11-20	3.7	3.7	3.9	929
Drinking Beer	Running Free	Iron Maiden	2003-11-20	3.0	3.5	3.0	305
Stupid Love Songs	Silly Love Songs	Paul McCartney and Wings	2003-11-21	2.6	2.8	2.8	573
Box of Roses	Bed of Roses	Bon Jovi	2003-11-21	3.0	3.0	3.0	92
Fondle 'er - The Madonna and Britney Song	The Wanderer	Status Quo	2003-11-22	5.0	4.7	4.7	155
Rambo #4	Mambo #5	Lou Bega	2003-11-22	4.7	5.0	5.0	433
How Much Is That Horny Little Bimbo	How Much Is That Doggie In The Window	Patti Page	2003-12-02	4.7	4.0	4.4	151
Burning With My Liteon	Sleeping With The Light On	Busted	2003-12-03	1.0	3.0	5.0	145
No más de Cervezas (No More Beers)	Como Estais Amigos (No More Tears)	Iron Maiden	2003-12-04	No Votes			78
How Do I Spell Thee? Let Me Count The Ways	How Do I Love Thee? Let Me Count The Ways	Elizabeth Barrett Browning	2003-12-05	3.3	3.7	3.3	261
Cashing in on Christmas - Understand?	Walking in a Winter Wonderland	Traditional	2003-12-09	4.0	4.0	3.9	132
Ringwraith	Wrathchild	Iron Maiden	2003-12-10	No Votes			85
Saruman	Delilah	Tom Jones	2003-12-12	No Votes			85
I've Caught A Virus	I've Got A Feeling	The Beatles	2003-12-12	No Votes			94
Brute Force and Ignorance	Mad Dogs and Englishmen	Noel Coward	2003-12-14	5.0	4.5	4.5	107
Crocodile On The Christmas Tree	Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree	Brenda Lee	2003-12-16	No Votes			132
Shooting Tsars	Shooting Star	Bad Company	2003-12-17	5.0	4.8	4.8	76
I Made a Tangerine Flan	Mr Tambourine Man	Bob Dylan	2003-12-19	3.0	3.0	3.0	127
We Will Rock Climb / We're Wearing Crampons	We Will Rock You / We Are The Champions	Queen	2003-12-22	4.8	5.0	5.0	227
Smokin' a Quarter	Smoke on the Water	Deep Purple	2003-12-23	5.0	5.0	5.0	59
I Hate Christmas Time	Here Comes Santa Claus	Gene Autry	2004-01-02	5.0	5.0	5.0	165
Dove Turds	Love Hurts	Nazareth	2004-01-03	5.0	5.0	5.0	54
Mr Bean	Killer Queen	Queen	2004-01-08	4.9	4.9	4.9	888
My Way	My Way	Frank Sinatra	2004-01-08	5.0	5.0	5.0	293
In 2k ROM	Da Do Ron Ron	The Crystals	2004-01-09	No Votes			72
Seventh Piece of Pie	Seven Seas of Rhye	Queen	2004-01-09	2.0	3.0	2.0	61
What's a Pixie For?	When I'm 64	The Beatles	2004-01-10	5.0	5.0	5.0	78
The Dentist	The Trooper	Iron Maiden	2004-01-10	4.7	4.5	4.5	201
On the Loo	Only You	Yazoo	2004-01-13	5.0	5.0	5.0	83
The Farting Policeman	The Laughing Policeman	Traditional	2004-01-14	3.6	3.7	3.9	469
God Help The Queen	God Save The Queen	Traditional	2004-01-16	4.3	4.3	4.0	283
In The Navel	In The Navy	The Village People	2004-01-19	No Votes			105
Mild Kind of Shite	Wild Side of Life	Status Quo	2004-01-20	3.0	1.0	2.0	57
Over the Eight	I'm Henry VIII I Am	Herman's Hermits	2004-01-21	No Votes			259
Enema of Fate	I'm Henry VIII, I Am	Herman's Hermits	2004-01-21	5.0	5.0	5.0	72
Smoking Weed, Sniffing Glue	Knowing Me, Knowing You	Abba	2004-01-22	4.3	5.0	4.3	428
Cream On	Dream On	Aerosmith	2004-01-23	4.5	5.0	4.5	175
De Blogged and Ruddig Dose	The Long and Winding Road	The Beatles	2004-01-26	No Votes			65
Find My Lambs For Myself (The Bo Peep Song)	Keep Your Hands To Yourself	Georgia Satellites	2004-01-27	4.8	4.8	4.8	242
Venereal Crabsody	Bohemian Rhapsody	Queen	2004-01-28	4.8	4.9	5.0	138
Amsterdam Stag Daze	Parisienne Walkways	Thin Lizzy	2004-01-29	No Votes			108
Talking Crap	The Jack	AC/DC	2004-01-30	No Votes			109
Where Has All My Data Gone?	Where Have All The Flowers Gone?	The Kingston Trio	2004-02-02	5.0	3.0	3.0	81
There's A Hole In My Data	There's A Hole In My Bucket	Traditional	2004-02-02	4.1	3.6	3.8	343
Pun, Pun, Pun	Fun, Fun, Fun	The Beach Boys	2004-02-03	No Votes			330
Don't Let's Be Beastly To The Muslims	Don't Let's Be Beastly to the Germans	Noel Coward	2004-02-05	4.1	4.1	4.2	419
(Janet put your) Bun Away	Runaway	Bon Jovi	2004-02-11	3.0	3.0	3.0	67
Haiku, Haiku, Haiku, Haiku, Haiku	I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do	Abba	2004-02-12	5.0	4.5	4.8	134
MyDoom, MyDoom, MyDoom, MyDoom, MyDoom	I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do	Abba	2004-02-12	4.0	4.0	4.0	65
50 Ways To Download Porno	50 Ways To Leave Your Lover	Paul Simon	2004-02-13	3.4	3.6	3.8	429
Minnie The Moosie	Minnie The Moocher	Cab Calloway	2004-02-17	No Votes			119
The Eurosceptic Tango	The Masochism Tango	Tom Lehrer	2004-02-18	5.0	5.0	5.0	66
We Can't Lurk Anymore	We Don't Talk Anymore	Cliff Richard	2004-02-19	4.0	4.0	4.0	118
Farting in the Wind (Goodby Howard Dean)	Candle in the Wind (Goodbye Norma Jean)	Bernie Taupin/Elton John	2004-02-19	5.0	5.0	4.5	190
Bush Gets Up My Nose	Smoke Gets In Your Eyes	The Platters	2004-02-19	5.0	5.0	5.0	117
The Report of the Iraq Survey Team	Twelve Days of Christmas	Traditional	2004-02-19	5.0	5.0	5.0	96
Hey Boy Racer	Hey Big Spender	Shirley Bassey	2004-02-20	No Votes			133
Yesterday's 'Puters	Yesterday's Papers	Rolling Stones	2004-02-20	No Votes			64
Bush Gets Up My Nose - Reloaded	Smoke Gets In Your Eyes	The Platters	2004-02-20	5.0	5.0	5.0	176
Bad Sediment	Bad Medicine	Bon Jovi	2004-02-26	4.5	5.0	5.0	78
Madame Cholet	The Ace of Spades	Motörhead	2004-03-02	5.0	5.0	5.0	194
Element the Eighth	Henry the Eighth	Herman's Hermits	2004-03-03	4.6	4.4	4.1	1077
You Dork, You Dork	New York, New York	Frank Sinatra	2004-03-08	5.0	4.6	4.7	350
Lost In France	Lost In France	Bonnie Tyler	2004-03-17	5.0	5.0	5.0	101
Nauseous Queasy Feeling	Peaceful Easy Feeling	The Eagles	2004-03-23	5.0	4.0	5.0	100
We're Not In Hove	I'm Not In Love	10CC	2004-03-25	5.0	5.0	5.0	87
****in' Robin	Rockin' Robin	Michael Jackson	2004-03-26	5.0	5.0	5.0	109
Food, Prepackaged Food	Food, Glorious Food	Oliver	2004-03-28	5.0	5.0	5.0	262
Dad, Peregrin	Bad Medicine	Bon Jovi	2004-03-28	5.0	5.0	5.0	75
Why Do They All Go Together When They Go?	We Will All Go Together When We Go	Tom Lehrer	2004-03-28	4.7	4.7	4.7	146
Orthanc Fights	Summer Nights	The cast from Grease	2004-04-12	5.0	4.5	5.0	134
Should I Pray 'cause You Should Know	Should I Stay or Should I Go	The Undertones	2004-04-14	4.8	4.8	4.8	134
Maybe It's All Bullshit	Thank You For The Music	Abba	2004-04-17	3.0	3.0	3.0	272
Point out the Planets	Brush Up Your Shakespeare	Cole Porter (Kiss Me Kate)	2004-04-20	No Votes			195
Plagiarism Ho!	Desolation Row	Bob Dylan	2004-04-27	4.0	4.0	4.0	196
Sweet Plebiscite	Sweet Transvestite	Tim Curry (Frank N Furter)	2004-04-29	5.0	5.0	5.0	73
Redneck Motel	Heartbreak Hotel	Elvis	2004-05-02	1.0	1.0	1.0	190
Maggie Thatcher's Loony Right-Wing Band	Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band	The Beatles	2004-05-05	4.5	4.5	4.5	186
Thank You 'Arry	Sanctuary	Iron Maiden	2004-05-05	5.0	5.0	5.0	62
Mcdonalds Takeaway	Hernando's Hideaway	Archie Bleyer (The Pajama Game)	2004-05-06	4.4	4.2	4.2	181
A Few Of My Favourite Pranks	A Few Of My Favourite Things	Maria (The Sound of Music)	2004-05-11	4.5	4.4	4.5	416
Musing on the Tragedy of Tony Blair	Being for the Benefit of Mr Kite	The Beatles	2004-05-11	3.8	3.8	3.8	64
Move That Biddy	Do Wah Diddy	Manfred Mann	2004-05-13	5.0	5.0	5.0	113
Egg Fried Rice	Three Blind Mice	Traditional	2004-05-14	4.7	4.7	4.5	258
Mad Spoonerism	Bad Moon Rising	Creedence Clearwater Revival	2004-05-17	5.0	5.0	5.0	132
Brainfart	Daydream	Lovin' Spoonful	2004-05-19	5.0	5.0	5.0	88
Wu Tang Clan	Sharp Dressed Man	ZZ Top	2004-05-21	3.6	3.0	3.8	162
A Few Of Your Bicycle Checks	A Few Of My Favourite Things	Maria (Sound of Music)	2004-05-24	3.7	3.7	3.7	121
Brownian Motion	Eleanor Rigby	The Beatles	2004-05-25	4.0	4.2	4.2	303
Grease	Grease	Franki Valli	2004-05-25	No Votes			234
What To Wear On Mars	Life on Mars	David Bowie	2004-05-26	1.0	1.0	1.0	64
Right Howler	Night Prowler	AC/DC	2004-05-27	4.7	4.2	4.3	60
Jesus Loves The Little Children?	Jesus Loves The Little Children	Hymn	2004-05-27	2.6	2.3	2.3	689
Parody Writers' Photo Thread	21st Century Schizoid Man	King Crimson	2004-05-28	5.0	5.0	5.0	107
Xenophobia	Rock of Ages	Def Leppard	2004-05-28	4.4	4.2	4.3	107
The Spammers Who Tell Me I'll Win	The Flowers That Bloom In The Spring	Gilbert and Sullivan (The Mikado)	2004-05-29	5.0	4.5	4.5	69
Adieu Ron Ron	Da Do Ron Ron	The Crystals	2004-06-07	4.2	4.2	4.2	185
In Vegas	Invaders	Iron Maiden	2004-06-08	4.0	5.0	5.0	56
Don't Bring Me Down (I'm allergic to feathers)	Don't Bring Me Down	ELO	2004-06-10	4.7	4.2	4.5	202
The Cat's In The Flat	The Cat In The Hat	Dr Seuss	2004-06-10	4.2	4.2	4.2	636
Goin' In The Bin	Blowin' In The Wind	Bob Dylan	2004-06-11	4.5	4.5	4.5	91
Remember Hobbiton	Remember Tomorrow	Iron Maiden	2004-06-11	5.0	5.0	5.0	58
He Ain't Heavy (He is helium)	He Ain't Heavy (He's My Brother)	The Hollies	2004-06-14	3.0	3.0	3.0	99
Tree-Hugging	Space Trucking	Deep Purple	2004-06-15	5.0	4.0	4.0	151
Related to Bud	Addicted To Love	Robert Palmer	2004-06-15	5.0	5.0	5.0	61
Dr Robert (Dylan)	Dr Robert	The Beatles	2004-06-17	5.0	5.0	5.0	141
Feng Shui Blues	Blue Suede Shoes	Elvis Presley	2004-06-17	4.5	5.0	5.0	75
The Weapon Of Bold Knight Sir Farqharlot	The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald	Gordon Lightfoot	2004-06-18	4.9	5.0	5.0	210
Always Evasion to Me	Always a Woman To Me	Billy Joel	2004-06-22	5.0	5.0	5.0	68
Floosie with an Uzi	Super Mega Fugly	Kevin Bloody Wilson	2004-06-24	3.6	3.7	3.6	211
Give The Ref An Eye Test	We're Not Gonna Take It	Twisted Sister	2004-06-25	5.0	5.0	5.0	76
Crap in the Kettle	Cat's in the Cradle	Harry Chapin	2004-06-29	2.0	2.7	2.3	377
Beaver	Fever	Ella Fitzgerald	2004-06-30	5.0	5.0	5.0	295
I Saw Her Standing Hair	I Saw Her Standing There	The Beatles	2004-07-01	No Votes			84
Oh, Car Alarm	O Tannenbaum	Traditional	2004-07-03	3.5	3.0	3.2	160
Imagine	Imagine	John Lennon	2004-07-05	4.1	4.0	4.0	133
I'll Be Pinging Your Computer	She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain	Traditional	2004-07-06	5.0	5.0	5.0	152
Say No More Naughty Words	Take Me Home, Country Roads	John Denver	2004-07-08	4.4	4.3	4.3	705
Packin' a Double-D Bra	Back in the USSR	The Beatles	2004-07-12	4.0	4.5	4.0	224
Maybe, Madonna	Lady Madonna	The Beatles	2004-07-12	4.0	4.0	4.0	184
I'm Getting Legless	I am the Walrus	The Beatles	2004-07-13	No Votes			83
Alto Get Her Now	All Together Now	The Beatles	2004-07-14	5.0	5.0	5.0	68
SUV	TNT	AC/DC	2004-07-15	5.0	5.0	5.0	75
Blackadder	Brown Sugar	The Rolling Stones	2004-07-16	5.0	5.0	5.0	115
Shit Power!	Goldfinger	Shirley Bassey	2004-07-17	3.8	3.2	3.2	77
Stand On Your Man	Stand By Your Man	Tammy Wynette	2004-07-26	3.5	5.0	4.5	149
Song of the Month	Herod's Song	Andrew Lloyd Webber	2004-07-26	5.0	5.0	5.0	79
Microsoft	Baker Street	Gerry Rafferty	2004-07-27	4.0	4.0	4.0	77
I'm A Cuckoo	Coz I Luv You	Slade	2004-07-28	5.0	5.0	5.0	106
McDonalds Waiter	Paperback Writer	The Beatles	2004-07-30	4.8	4.9	4.9	201
The Lost Votes Scheme Song	The Muppet Show Theme Song	The Muppets	2004-07-30	4.6	4.6	4.6	152
Vampire Blues	Summertime Blues	Eddie Cochran	2004-07-31	5.0	5.0	5.0	70
Re-laying the Patio	Woman From Tokyo	Deep Purple	2004-08-09	5.0	5.0	5.0	61
An Undergraduate's Dilemma	Stuck in the Middle with You	Stealer's Wheel	2004-08-10	4.9	4.9	5.0	63
Act Fatuously	Act Naturally	The Beatles	2004-08-12	5.0	5.0	5.0	86
A Nude on the News	A Day in the Life	The Beatles	2004-08-17	4.9	4.8	4.9	160
Michael the Right-Wing Vampire	Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer	Traditional	2004-08-17	4.5	4.5	4.5	72
Drinking In A Bar	Swinging On A Star	Bing Crosby	2004-08-19	4.8	4.9	4.8	127
A Policeman's Job	A Policeman's Lot	Gilbert and Sullivan	2004-08-20	4.8	4.7	4.7	342
Bart Fake Tonight	Heartache Tonight	The Eagles	2004-08-21	5.0	5.0	5.0	93
An Easyjet Advertisement?	Herod's Song	Andrew Lloyd Weber	2004-08-30	4.0	4.0	4.0	155
Grump	Jump	Van Halen	2004-08-31	4.9	4.9	4.9	66
Pretty Fly (For a byte guy)	Pretty Fly (For a white guy)	The Offspring	2004-08-31	4.5	4.4	4.4	204
Maybe It's Because I'm A Geek As Well	Maybe It's Because I'm A Londoner	Traditional	2004-09-01	4.3	4.1	4.0	293
Have a Tequila	Hava Nagila	Traditional	2004-09-02	4.3	4.2	4.1	361
It's 'e.g.'	Let It Be	The Beatles	2004-09-03	5.0	5.0	5.0	108
# Sign	Hash Pipe	Weezer	2004-09-03	4.1	4.0	4.0	79
Who Wants To Breathe The Martian Air?	Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?	Cole Porter (High Society)	2004-09-06	5.0	5.0	5.0	99
My Net Connection	My Generation	The Who	2004-09-07	5.0	5.0	5.0	68
Anagram	Piano Man	Billy Joel	2004-09-11	5.0	4.9	4.9	161
When You've Spent All Our Pay	When You Are Old And Grey	Tom Lehrer	2004-09-15	4.7	5.0	5.0	68
Drug Test Ye Winning Athletes	God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen	Traditional	2004-09-17	4.9	4.7	4.8	215
Lady Di, Madonna, Britney, Cher and Elvis	There's A Guy Works Down the Chip Shop Swears He's	Kirsty MacColl	2004-09-18	4.7	4.7	4.7	230
Bad Grammar	Sledgehammer	Peter Gabriel	2004-09-23	4.9	4.9	4.9	305
Read My Lips	Be Our Guest	Beauty and the Beast (Jerry Orbach and Angela Lansbury)	2004-09-23	4.8	4.7	4.7	238
Packin' a New SLR	Back in the USSR	The Beatles	2004-09-25	5.0	5.0	5.0	61
Jumbo Liar (On my Bio)	Jumbalaya (On the Bayou)	Hank Williams	2004-09-27	4.8	4.8	4.8	239
Take Me Off Your Spam List	We're Not Gonna Take It	Twisted Sister	2004-09-28	5.0	5.0	5.0	89
War on Terror	Sound of Silence	Simon and Garfunkel	2004-09-29	4.4	4.2	4.5	84
Odd-ball Religion	Ol' Time Religion	Traditional	2004-09-30	5.0	4.6	4.6	154
Ketchup on your Cornflakes	Tears on my Pillow	Little Anthony and The Imperials	2004-10-04	5.0	5.0	5.0	232
When You're Trying To Fight (the Election Song)	When You're Lying Awake (the Nightmare Song)	Gilbert and Sullivan	2004-10-05	4.6	4.6	4.7	250
All F****d Up	All Shook Up	Elvis	2004-10-07	4.8	4.6	4.8	128
Tell Me DILIGAF?	My Boy Lollipop	Millie Small	2004-10-13	5.0	5.0	5.0	194
See Your Chest	Be Our Guest	Disney	2004-10-16	4.4	4.5	4.5	220
Periodic Table: Group 7 - the Halogens	Scarborough Fair	Traditional	2004-10-19	3.2	3.2	3.7	1181
Former Mr Universe	Master of the Universe	Hawkwind	2004-10-21	4.8	4.7	4.7	119
A Lamer Shade of Flame	A Whiter Shade of Pale	Procol Harum	2004-10-25	4.2	4.0	4.0	99
If I Had a Hummer (song of the Republican Redneck)	If I Had a Hammer	Pete Seeger	2004-10-25	4.3	4.2	4.2	602
Pie-Eyed	Rawhide	The Blues Brothers	2004-10-25	4.6	4.6	4.6	162
Michael Know Typos Galore	Michael Row The Boat Ashore	Traditional	2004-10-25	4.9	4.6	4.8	141
Huge Basilisk	Smooth Criminal	Alien Ant Farm	2004-10-26	5.0	4.7	4.9	153
Dubya Bush	Big Bad John	Tennessee Ernie Ford	2004-10-27	4.9	4.5	4.5	83
Sleepyhead	Motörhead	Motörhead	2004-10-27	5.0	5.0	5.0	82
Medical Science	Bad Moon Rising	Creedence Clearwater Revival	2004-10-28	5.0	4.6	4.7	180
If I Cannot Lead The Party Then I'll Go	I Don't Want To Spoil The Party So I'll Go	The Beatles	2004-10-28	4.8	5.0	5.0	64
Three Hunnerd Tons	Sixteen Tons	Tennessee Ernie Ford	2004-10-28	5.0	4.5	4.5	62
Sounds Like Disembodied Spirit	Smells Like Teen Spirit	Nirvana	2004-10-29	3.5	3.5	3.5	116
Help Me Make It Through The Flight	Help Me Make It Through The Night	Kris Kristofferson	2004-11-04	5.0	5.0	5.0	109
Collywobble Poodle	Polly-wolly-doodle	Traditional	2004-11-05	5.0	5.0	5.0	175
Hackety Hack	Yakety Yak	The Coasters	2004-11-08	4.8	4.7	4.7	143
If There Really Was A God	If I Only Had A Brain	Wizard of Oz - The Scarecrow	2004-11-08	4.6	4.6	4.6	192
J-Lo's Rack	Jailhouse Rock	Elvis	2004-11-09	5.0	4.8	4.8	131
A Waste of Money	A Taste of Honey	The Beatles	2004-11-12	4.8	4.5	4.5	89
One More Minute In Bed	One More River To Cross	Traditional	2004-11-15	5.0	4.2	4.2	105
You Only Die Once	You Only Live Twice	Nancy Sinatra	2004-11-16	4.8	4.8	4.8	104
Condoleeza Rice	California Girls	The Beach Boys	2004-11-18	4.5	4.5	4.6	130
What A Face I Saw In Cheeses	What A Friend I Have In Jesus	Traditional Hymn	2004-11-18	4.5	4.6	4.5	203
It's Coprolite	The Israelites	Desmond Dekker and the Aces	2004-11-19	4.9	5.0	5.0	83
100 Years of L'Entente Cordiale	La Marseillaise	Traditional French	2004-11-20	4.3	4.3	4.3	143
100 years of Cordial Intent... for Franglais speak	La Marseillaise	Traditional French	2004-11-20	5.0	5.0	5.0	165
All I Want For Christmas Is Hugh	All I Want For Christmas Is You	Mariah Carey	2004-11-22	3.7	3.8	3.9	149
I Rewired	I'm So Tired	The Beatles	2004-11-23	5.0	5.0	5.0	69
An Amiright Christmas Carol	A Christmas Carol	Tom Lehrer	2004-11-23	4.2	4.2	4.1	1393
Somewhat Under The Weather	Somewhere Over The Rainbow	Judy Garland	2004-11-25	5.0	5.0	5.0	75
50 Ways To Write That Program	50 Ways To Leave Your Lover	Paul Simon	2004-11-26	4.6	4.6	4.6	247
Flush 1	Hush	Deep Purple	2004-11-27	4.8	3.7	3.7	98
Flush 2	Hush	Deep Purple	2004-11-27	5.0	4.9	5.0	60
Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Bite From A Sun-dried Zuc	Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka-Dot Bikini	Brian Hyland	2004-11-29	4.7	4.6	4.6	370
I See Kitties	I Feel Pretty	West Side Story	2004-11-30	4.5	4.6	4.6	99
The Last Bus to Ealing	Peaceful Easy Feeling	The Eagles	2004-12-05	4.8	4.8	4.8	105
The Ende of Days	Auld Lang Syne	Traditional	2004-12-05	5.0	4.9	4.9	87
Only a Tory MP	Always a Woman To Me	Billy Joel	2004-12-09	4.5	4.1	4.2	85
Granny, Man	Piano Man	Billy Joel	2004-12-09	4.5	4.4	4.4	211
Professor Lupin	Something Stupid	Frank and Nancy Sinatra	2004-12-10	4.7	4.8	4.8	155
Happy X-Mas (Mess All Over)	Happy Christmas (War Is Over)	John Lennon	2004-12-10	4.7	4.6	4.5	79
The Bush and Cheney Theme Song	The Dukes of Hazzard Theme Song	Waylon Jennings	2004-12-11	3.9	3.6	3.6	233
Quiet Christmas	White Christmas	Bing Crosby	2004-12-11	4.5	4.7	4.6	185
Since You Been Blonde	Since You Been Gone	Rainbow	2004-12-14	4.5	4.5	4.5	132
Dihydrogen Monoxide	Nineteenth Nervous Breakdown	The Rolling Stones	2004-12-16	4.3	4.4	4.4	224
Have Yourself A Pagan Sort Of Christmas	Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas	Judy Garland	2004-12-17	4.3	4.0	4.1	210
Gandalf the Grey-Robed Wizard	Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer	Gene Autry	2004-12-20	4.8	4.8	4.9	156
Marry that Date	Carry that Weight	The Beatles	2004-12-22	4.0	4.0	4.0	75
Throwaway	Runaway	Bon Jovi	2004-12-22	5.0	5.0	5.0	60
Saint Nick Nicked for Knicker-Nicking	My Bonnie Lies Over The Ocean	Traditional	2004-12-23	4.7	5.0	5.0	119
Twelve Days of Christmas Spirit	Twelve Days of Christmas	Traditional	2004-12-29	4.8	5.0	4.9	1280
Please Game Show Host Man	Please Mr Postman	The Carpenters	2005-01-05	5.0	5.0	5.0	114
Eat Your Lunch	Save Your Love	Renee and Renato	2005-01-08	4.1	4.3	4.1	177
Thank you for the Present	Thank you for the Music	Abba	2005-01-09	4.8	5.0	5.0	176
Ecstatic In Drag	The Vatican Rag	Tom Lehrer	2005-01-11	4.7	4.7	4.7	128
What Do You Think You Are Bidding For On eBay?	Who Do You Think You Are Kidding, Mr Hitler?	Bud Flanagan	2005-01-11	5.0	4.9	5.0	98
Men In Black	Men In Tights	Cast of Robin Hood: Men In Tights	2005-01-13	4.1	3.9	4.0	674
He Came In In A Nazi Costume	She Came In Through The Bathroom Window	The Beatles	2005-01-14	4.8	4.6	4.7	101
Ramadan with the Taliban	Hannukah in Santa Monica	Tom Lehrer	2005-01-18	4.2	4.2	4.2	305
Failure	Layla	Derek and the Dominos	2005-01-21	4.3	4.0	4.0	126
I Think I've Deleted The Internet	My Bonnie Lies Over The Ocean	Traditional	2005-01-22	4.6	4.9	4.9	103
Think (GWB's Second Inauguration Speech)	Think	Aretha Franklin	2005-01-24	4.6	4.2	4.4	66
Shoot... Speak	Toot Sweets	Cast of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang	2005-01-31	3.8	3.8	3.8	62
YHVH	My Way	Frank Sinatra	2005-02-03	4.8	4.7	4.7	110
Ear I Grow Again	Here I Go Again	Whitesnake	2005-02-05	4.3	4.2	4.2	384
Strangers in the Night... Bang!	Strangers in the Night	Frank Sinatra	2005-02-08	5.0	4.9	4.9	222
Blazing Paddles	Blazing Saddles	John Morris/Mel Brooks	2005-02-08	4.1	3.9	4.0	162
Gnat	Gnu	Flanders and Swann	2005-02-09	4.1	4.1	4.3	101
Mother-In-Law	Breakin' The Law	Judas Priest	2005-02-15	4.5	4.2	4.3	466
Springtime for Bush and America	Springtime for Hitler and Germany	Cast of The Producers	2005-02-20	4.0	4.1	4.2	176
Camilla	Thriller	Michael Jackson	2005-02-22	4.4	4.6	4.6	110
Smell Come Through The Plug-Hole	Welcome to the Jungle	Guns and Roses	2005-02-25	4.5	4.3	4.4	160
Messing With Your Brain	November Rain	Guns and Roses	2005-02-25	4.4	4.6	4.6	154
Now It's So Tiny	How You Remind Me	Nickelback	2005-02-28	3.8	4.4	4.3	85
Dido Dies?	The Boxer	Simon and Garfunkel	2005-03-02	4.4	4.5	4.5	254
Look at me, Charles Kennedy	Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee	Stockard Channing	2005-03-04	5.0	5.0	5.0	80
Sniffin' The Glove	Addicted to Love	Robert Palmer	2005-03-10	5.0	5.0	5.0	77
The Radioisotope Song	The Philosopher's Song	Monty Python	2005-03-11	4.0	4.2	4.2	129
Headache Tonight	Heartache Tonight	The Eagles	2005-03-12	4.6	4.6	4.8	115
Whale Meat Again	We'll Meet Again	Vera Lynn	2005-03-14	4.1	4.2	3.9	192
Crime! Criminals!	Chim Chiminy	Dick Van Dyke	2005-03-16	4.1	4.1	4.1	123
Jerry Adams	Doll on a Music Box/Truly Scrumptious	Julie Andrews/Dick van Dyke	2005-03-17	3.0	3.0	3.0	174
Binary's Your Mac's Back End	Diamond's Are A Girl's Best Friend	Marilyn Monroe	2005-03-18	5.0	5.0	5.0	104
So Go To Hell	So Long, Farewell	The von Trapp Family (Sound of Music)	2005-03-21	4.5	4.7	4.6	140
Zero-G	Refugee	Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers	2005-03-23	5.0	5.0	5.0	57
Transvestitillation	Californication	Red Hot Chili Peppers	2005-03-24	4.5	4.5	4.5	63
Armadillo	Amarillo	Tony Christie	2005-03-27	4.6	4.9	4.8	202
Playing with Myself	Dancing with Myself	Billy Idol	2005-03-29	4.8	4.8	4.8	177
The Angel and the Carpenter	The Walrus and the Carpenter	Lewis Carroll	2005-04-12	5.0	4.7	4.9	93
The President's Song	The Major-General's Song	Gilbert and Sullivan	2005-04-14	4.4	4.4	4.4	1119
Gonna Take Off Her Bra	Gonna Make You A Star	David Essex	2005-04-15	5.0	5.0	5.0	222
Knockin' on Heaven's Door	Knockin' on Heaven's Door	Bob Dylan	2005-04-22	5.0	4.5	4.6	163
Pope! Goes The Conclave	Pop! Goes The Weasel	Traditional	2005-04-22	4.7	4.8	4.9	148
M25	Devil Gate Drive	Suzi Quatro	2005-04-23	4.0	3.0	3.4	89
UDP	TNT	AC/DC	2005-04-29	5.0	4.3	4.3	61
Bills Bills Bills	Girls Girls Girls	Sailor	2005-04-30	5.0	5.0	5.0	123
I'm So Tired (of politicians)	I'm So Tired	The Beatles	2005-05-02	4.7	4.8	4.8	90
I'm a DD-Cup	I'm A Little Teapot	Traditional	2005-05-03	4.6	4.7	4.6	416
Quotes in Cod Latin	Nights in White Satin	The Moody Blues	2005-05-09	4.5	4.8	4.8	986
You Can't Buy A Dildo In Texas	The Last Dance	The Goodies	2005-05-10	5.0	5.0	5.0	221
The Chain	The Chain	Fleetwood Mac	2005-05-13	4.4	4.4	4.4	70
I Love Tblisi	I Love To Boogie	T Rex	2005-05-16	3.0	5.0	4.8	92
Look It Up: One Hit On Google	Wake Me Up Before You Go-go	Wham	2005-05-16	5.0	5.0	5.0	170
Old Macdonald Wrote In C	Old Macdonald Had A Farm	Traditional	2005-05-16	5.0	5.0	5.0	206
Glue Your Toupée	Go Your Own Way	Fleetwood Mac	2005-05-17	5.0	5.0	5.0	68
The Dysfunctional Election Spam Song	Revolution	The Beatles	2005-05-18	5.0	4.0	4.5	136
I Get A Prick Out Of You	I Get A Kick Out Of You	Frank Sinatra	2005-05-19	5.0	5.0	5.0	83
Round To Deliver	Stand and Deliver!	Adam and the Ants	2005-05-20	4.5	4.5	4.5	94
The Raving	The Raven	Edgar Allan Poe	2005-05-23	5.0	5.0	5.0	184
You're Never Coming In Without A Tie	You're Never Fully Dressed Without A Smile	Harry Connick Jr	2005-05-25	4.7	4.6	4.7	65
Drivaphone	Dicktaphone	Kevin Bloody Wilson	2005-05-27	5.0	5.0	5.0	115
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang	Diamonds are Forever	Shirley Bassey	2005-05-31	5.0	5.0	5.0	334
Three Cheers For Jean	Three Cheers For Pooh	A.A. Milne	2005-06-01	5.0	5.0	5.0	102
Desecrated Follower of Satan	Dedicated Follower of Fashion	The Kinks	2005-06-02	4.9	4.8	4.8	130
The Simpsons' Prayer	The Lord's Prayer	Traditional	2005-06-02	4.9	4.8	4.9	352
Whites That I've Sat In	Nights in White Satin	The Moody Blues	2005-06-03	5.0	5.0	5.0	79
Anthropomorphic Death	Locomotive Breath	Jethro Tull	2005-06-07	4.4	4.1	4.3	89
Mornington Crescent	Stairway to Heaven	Led Zeppelin	2005-06-09	5.0	5.0	5.0	95
The Techie's Prayer	The Lord's Prayer	Traditional	2005-06-10	5.0	5.0	5.0	181
Ol' Roy's Cowboy Housebuilders	Fat Sam's Grand Slam Speakeasy	Bugsy Malone Soundtrack	2005-06-11	4.2	4.2	4.5	83
Corruption	Pollution	Tom Lehrer	2005-06-19	4.2	4.2	4.2	298
Error 40	Blaze of Glory	Bon Jovi	2005-06-19	4.2	4.5	4.4	129
Totally Revolted by You	Hopelessly Devoted to You	Olivia Newton-John	2005-06-20	4.6	4.4	4.4	72
Me Own Shampoo	Me Ol' Bamboo	Dick Van Dyke	2005-06-21	4.6	4.5	4.6	218
Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (An amiright t-shirt)	Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (A man after midnight)	Abba	2005-06-22	4.8	4.6	4.6	95
69	39	Queen	2005-06-24	4.4	4.3	4.6	122
A Rash of Caterpillars	Teddy Bears' Picnic	Traditional	2005-06-25	4.7	5.0	5.0	133
Hanging from a Lamppost	Leaning on a Lamppost	George Formby	2005-06-28	4.6	4.6	4.7	239
Vogon Poetry	Here I Go Again	Whitesnake	2005-06-29	5.0	5.0	5.0	155
Massive Scottish Haggis	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	The Beatles	2005-07-05	5.0	4.9	4.7	206
The Laws of Science	The Sound of Silence	Simon and Garfunkel	2005-07-05	4.6	4.6	4.6	100
Olympic Games In London	Streets of London	Ralph McTell	2005-07-06	4.8	5.0	5.0	92
Eat a Fajita, Burrito, Tortilla	Dance a Cachucha, Fandango, Bolero	Gilbert and Sullivan	2005-07-07	5.0	4.8	5.0	193
Too ****ing Stupid	Working Class Hero	John Lennon	2005-07-08	4.9	4.8	4.9	80
All Go To Hell	Bat Out Of Hell	Meat Loaf	2005-07-11	4.8	4.5	4.5	114
Killing Children (Wanton murder)	Merry Christmas (War is Over)	John Lennon	2005-07-14	4.8	3.5	4.7	122
Full of Smut and Porno	The Duke of Plaza-Toro	Gilbert and Sullivan	2005-07-15	4.4	4.4	4.4	176
A Parodista, I	A Wandering Minstrel, I	Gilbert and Sullivan	2005-07-21	5.0	5.0	5.0	192
Up The Khyber	In the Navy	Village People	2005-07-30	4.8	4.5	4.8	217
Penniless	Penny Lane	The Beatles	2005-08-02	5.0	5.0	5.0	78
Who's Next (Conservative Leadership Contest)	Who's Next	Tom Leher	2005-08-08	5.0	4.7	4.7	112
Sesame Street	Baker Street	Gerry Rafferty	2005-08-09	4.7	4.6	4.6	277
Nigerian Spam	American Pie	Don McLean	2005-08-10	4.9	4.9	4.9	198
Ytterby	Yesterday	The Beatles	2005-08-11	4.7	4.7	4.7	164
Abu Qatadr	Abracadabra	Steve Miller Band	2005-08-12	4.6	4.2	4.6	81
Totally Fissed as a Part	Total Eclipse of the Heart	Bonnie Tyler	2005-08-17	5.0	5.0	5.0	151
I Shot The Tourist	I Shot The Sherrif	Eric Clapton	2005-08-19	4.4	4.2	4.4	248
Grow a Little Goatee Beard	Spread a Little Happiness	Sting (from Brimstone & Treacle)	2005-08-22	3.5	5.0	5.0	131
Osama B L	Cruella De Vil	Disney (101 Dalmatians)	2005-08-23	4.6	4.5	4.6	101
Snot Rag	Hot Stuff	Donna Summer	2005-09-01	5.0	5.0	5.0	167
Building on Flood Plain	Walking on Sunshine	Katrina and the Waves	2005-09-05	4.9	4.8	4.9	106
See My Baby Drive	See My Baby Jive	Wizzard	2005-09-06	5.0	5.0	5.0	177
Stream of Consciousness	Across the Universe	The Beatles	2005-09-07	5.0	5.0	5.0	146
Heed Me	Feed Me	Audrey and Seymour (Little Shop of Horrors)	2005-09-08	5.0	5.0	5.0	107
No IntToReal	Run To The Hills	Iron Maiden	2005-09-14	4.5	4.5	4.8	151
Click Every Button	Climb Every Mountain	Julie Andrews	2005-09-15	4.8	4.5	4.6	99
That Wasn't A Fart, oh S**T, I've Diarrhoea	How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria?	Sound of Music	2005-09-15	4.2	4.2	4.2	213
The 555 Medley	Various	Various	2005-09-19	5.0	5.0	5.0	89
We've Gone and Won The Ashes	We're Off To See The Wizard	Cast of The Wizard of Oz	2005-09-20	5.0	4.5	4.7	101
The Travails Of Reading The Quran	The Ballad of John and Yoko	The Beatles	2005-09-22	4.6	4.8	4.8	111
Hail the Invisible Pink Unicorn	Behold The Lord High Executioner	Gilbert and Sullivan (The Mikado)