Song Parodies ->Authors -> Phil Alexander
A bio? I'm not sure that you really want to read my biography, do you? Well, in case anyone is that interested, here is what I wrote On my Bio. All absolutely 100% true, honest. Just like that last sentence.It's a scary thought that I've been writing parodies here at amiright for five years or more, and in that time have racked up over 700 parodies. Which means that there are more parodies here than any sensible person will ever want to waste their time looking through. So I've made life a little easier, by extracting some of the highlights:
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| Parody Title | Original Song | Original Performer | Submitted |
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| The Business Analyst's Song | The Major-General's Song | Gilbert and Sullivan | 2004-07-28 |
| The Genome Song | The Galaxy Song | Eric Idle | 2004-10-09 |
| Another Bastard Spammer | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | The Beatles | 2005-01-03 |
| The Devil Went Down to Springfield | The Devil Went Down to Georgia | Charlie Daniels Band | 2005-10-17 |
| The Gamer | The Gambler | Kenny Rogers | 2006-02-06 |
| Take This Job And Stick It | Take It To The Limit | The Eagles | 2006-04-14 |
| BJ | Bad Day | Daniel Powter | 2006-12-18 |
| Stega-Bronto-Brachylopho-Anodontosaurus | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Mary Poppins | 2007-02-22 |
| Mend My PC | Under the Sea | Sebastian (from The Little Mermaid) | 2007-02-28 |
| I've Got Body Hair | I've Been Everywhere | Johnny Cash | 2007-03-05 |
| The Splitting of the Fellowship | I Am So Proud | Gilbert and Sullivan | 2007-04-19 |
| My Way (The Blair Version) | My Way | Frank Sinatra | 2007-05-02 |
| In The ICU Again | When Will I See You Again | The Three Degrees | 2007-06-28 |
| It's Small | NONE | NONE | 2007-09-22 |
| Dumbledore's Gay | Runaround Sue | Dion | 2007-10-30 |
| Hey Claire, It's Sylar | Hey There, Delilah | Plain White Ts | 2007-12-23 |
| (Used to be a) Rockstar | Rockstar | Nickelback | 2008-06-24 |
| Corruption | Pollution | Tom Lehrer | 2008-08-14 |
Song Parodies -> Lyrics
P stands for Pacing, F stands for How Funny, and O is for Overall Score.
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| Parody Title | Original Title | Performer | Submitted | P | F | O | H |
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| Thunderthighs | Wonderwall | Oasis | 3.6 | 3.7 | 3.6 | 294 | |
| Taj Mahal Tundoori | Hotel California | The Eagles | 4.7 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 277 | |
| Counting in Florida | Marching Through Georgia | Traditional | 4.2 | 4.3 | 4.2 | 240 | |
| Oh S**t | Witch Doctor | David Seville | 3.9 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 284 | |
| O.S.A.M.A. | D.I.S.C.O. | Ottawan | 3.1 | 3.6 | 3.4 | 239 | |
| Retch | Reach | S-Club 7 | 4.4 | 4.2 | 4.1 | 265 | |
| Sitting in the Dock in the Hague | Sitting on the Dock of the Bay | Otis Redding | 3.4 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 385 | |
| I Will Survive | I Will Survive | Gloria Gaynor | 4.3 | 4.7 | 4.6 | 1182 | |
| I've Got a Little List | I've Got A Little List | Gilbert and Sullivan (the Mikado) | 4.8 | 4.6 | 4.7 | 1290 | |
| Hit The Prozac | Hit The Road Jack | Ray Charles | 4.4 | 4.3 | 4.4 | 507 | |
| -gina In Your Hand | China In Your Hand | T'Pau | 3.2 | 3.2 | 3.3 | 416 | |
| When Upgrading Windows | When I'm Cleaning Windows | George Formby | 4.6 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 580 | |
| Disobedience | Disobedience | A.A.Milne | 4.4 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 773 | |
| The Assassin | The Gambler | Kenny Rogers | 4.1 | 3.4 | 3.8 | 319 | |
| Boyzone | Poison | Alice Cooper | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.6 | 304 | |
| Salad Bloody Salad | Sabbath Bloody Sabbath | Black Sabbath | 3.6 | 4.2 | 4.1 | 228 | |
| The Snoop Snoop Song | The Shoop Shoop Song | Betty Everett | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 731 | |
| Poultry In Motion | Poetry in Motion | Bobby Vee | 4.7 | 4.3 | 4.7 | 326 | |
| Thank God It Isn't Christmas Every Day | I Wish It Could Be Christmas Every Day | Wizzard | 3.8 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 355 | |
| Gypsies Tramps and Thieves | Gypsies Tramps and Thieves | Cher | 3.0 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 415 | |
| A Very Modern Major-General | The Major-General's Song | Gilbert and Sullivan | 4.7 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 1317 | |
| A Plea For The Spice Girls To Get Back Together | Ballad of John and Yoko | The Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 267 | |
| A Little Stressed Tonight | Wonderful Tonight | Eric Clapton | 4.1 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 281 | |
| Shite Said Fred | Right Said Fred | Bernard Cribbins | 3.8 | 4.3 | 4.0 | 485 | |
| The Filmstar | The Boxer | Simon and Garfunkel | 4.5 | 4.4 | 4.5 | 216 | |
| The Reverend Tony Blair | Jerusalem | William Blake | 4.1 | 3.8 | 3.9 | 223 | |
| Orcsie Telves | Maresy Dotes | Traditional | 4.5 | 4.3 | 4.0 | 252 | |
| Are You Drinking Tonight | Are You Lonesome Tonight | Elvis Presley | 4.0 | 4.1 | 4.0 | 1190 | |
| Prayed For Me All Night Long | You Shook Me All Night Long | AC/DC | 4.4 | 3.7 | 4.2 | 500 | |
| I Hate Britney Spears | I Love Rock and Roll | Joan Jett and the Blackhearts | 3.7 | 3.9 | 3.8 | 2481 | |
| Diarrhoea Streaming | California Dreaming | Mamas and Papas | 4.5 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 765 | |
| Little Pig | Little Child | The Beatles | 4.6 | 3.4 | 4.0 | 533 | |
| Hot Dog | Hot Stuff | Donna Summer | 3.8 | 3.1 | 3.1 | 275 | |
| Puff the Tragic Drag Act | Puff the Magic Dragon | Peter Paul and Mary | 4.4 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 539 | |
| Tasteless Beers | Wasted Years | Iron Maiden | 3.6 | 3.9 | 3.8 | 220 | |
| Ann Widdecombe | The Wicker Man | Iron Maiden | 4.5 | 4.9 | 4.7 | 315 | |
| Where The Fly Sucks | Ariel's Song (Where the bee sucks) | Will Shakespeare | 3.1 | 2.9 | 2.9 | 268 | |
| I Will Drink Until I Spew | I Was Made For Loving You | Kiss | 3.2 | 4.2 | 3.9 | 398 | |
| Goody You Lose | Goody Two Shoes | Adam Ant | 3.3 | 2.6 | 2.9 | 250 | |
| The Final Countdown | The Final Countdown | Europe | 3.8 | 4.2 | 3.9 | 1201 | |
| Goodbye To Rome Ants | Goodbye To Romance | Ozzy Osbourne | 4.0 | 4.8 | 4.6 | 342 | |
| I Wanna Be Like You | I Wanna Be Like You | King Louie/Jungle Book | 4.0 | 4.2 | 4.0 | 451 | |
| Porn in the USA | Born in the USA | Bruce Springsteen | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 891 | |
| Gravity | Tragedy | Bee Gees | 4.2 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 249 | |
| Parody City | Paradise City | Guns and Roses | 3.8 | 3.7 | 4.1 | 331 | |
| Tokin' in the Bathroom | Smokin' in the Boys Room | Motley Crue | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 478 | |
| Because I Can Fly | Because I Got High | Afroman | 4.7 | 4.5 | 4.4 | 279 | |
| Drive A White Van | Ride A White Swan | T-Rex | 4.8 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 373 | |
| Whoever You Are | Whatever You Want | Status Quo | 4.0 | 3.0 | 3.2 | 226 | |
| Derek and Clive | American Pie | Don McLean | 4.3 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 621 | |
| Andersen Consulting | The Duke of Plaza-Toro | Gilbert and Sullivan | 4.4 | 4.6 | 4.4 | 459 | |
| Crispy Aromatic Duck | Under The Bridge | Red Hot Chilli Peppers | 3.4 | 4.1 | 4.0 | 483 | |
| Squish My Zits | Ballroom Blitz | Sweet | 4.8 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 363 | |
| Revenge | Stairway to Heaven | Led Zeppelin | 3.6 | 4.0 | 3.8 | 283 | |
| Crap | Bad | Michael Jackson | 4.7 | 4.6 | 4.7 | 311 | |
| Bad Feeling | Time Of Your Life | Green Day | 3.5 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 374 | |
| Big Bills | Big Balls | AC/DC | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 333 | |
| Crazy Knights | Crazy Nights | Kiss | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 289 | |
| Out In The Fields | Out In The Fields | Gary Moore/Thin Lizzy | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 314 | |
| Allergic to Cats | Addicted to Love | Robert Palmer | 4.6 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 275 | |
| SOB | SOS | Abba | 4.2 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 582 | |
| The Nostalgic Song | The Logical Song | Supertramp | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 433 | |
| While My Guitar's Being Tuned | While My Guitar Gently Weeps | Beatles | 4.5 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 374 | |
| (OK, so she's a) Dog | Nag | Joan Jett and the Blackhearts | 4.5 | 4.4 | 4.6 | 376 | |
| Bare Celebrities | Bear Necessities | The Jungle Book | 4.5 | 4.7 | 4.6 | 1055 | |
| You, Get Your Votes Out | Who Let The Dogs Out | Baha Men | 3.6 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 226 | |
| The Ballad of Shrek and Fiona | The Ballad of John and Yoko | The Beatles | 4.0 | 4.1 | 4.3 | 728 | |
| Half A Brain | Half A Heart | H and Claire | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 192 | |
| Go and Get Stuffed | When The Going Gets Tough | Billy Ocean | 4.0 | 3.8 | 4.0 | 382 | |
| (Don't) Bomb Iraq | Barbara Ann | Beach Boys | 4.3 | 3.7 | 3.8 | 313 | |
| MS Oddity | Space Oddity | David Bowie | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 228 | |
| You Took the Herb Right Out of My Mouth | You Took the Words Right Out of My Mouth | Meat Loaf | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 251 | |
| Rotten Old Dalmatian | Rock and Roll Damnation | AC/DC | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 302 | |
| Portaloo | Waterloo | Abba | 4.4 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 443 | |
| Gravy Train | Crazy Train | Ozzy Osbourne | 3.2 | 3.2 | 3.1 | 607 | |
| Everything I Throw | Everytime You Go Away | Paul Young | 4.4 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 324 | |
| She's a Liverpool Gnome | In My Liverpool Home | Traditional | 2.9 | 2.9 | 2.9 | 970 | |
| The Profit Song | The Prophet Song | Queen | 4.7 | 3.8 | 4.3 | 215 | |
| Shitty Shitty Remakes | Chitty Chitty Bang Bang | Dick van Dyke et al | 4.1 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 1212 | |
| I Only Want The Thing To Boot | I Only Want To Be With You | The Tourists | 4.9 | 5.0 | 4.9 | 245 | |
| Another Ego | Another Earthquake | Aaron Carter | 3.9 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 221 | |
| You've Got To Rig A Bank Sheet Or Two | You'e Got To Pick A Pocket Or Two | Fagin et al | 4.2 | 3.6 | 3.9 | 260 | |
| Script for a Jest In Here | Script for a Jester's Tear | Marillion | 4.6 | 4.0 | 4.5 | 239 | |
| Headlines In The Sun (the memoir of Puff the Tragic Drag Act) | Seasons In The Sun | Terry Jacks | 4.8 | 4.4 | 4.6 | 224 | |
| Angus Deayton | Ruby Tuesday | Rolling Stones | 4.1 | 3.9 | 4.0 | 217 | |
| You'll Never Get A Loan | You'll Never Walk Alone | Gerry and the Pacemakers | 4.4 | 3.9 | 3.8 | 595 | |
| Tomorrow | Tomorrow | Annie | 3.1 | 3.6 | 3.5 | 293 | |
| Stoneage Scumbag | Teenage Dirtbag | Wheatus | 3.5 | 2.8 | 3.2 | 212 | |
| Bad Constipation | Bad Reputation | Joan Jett | 3.4 | 3.7 | 3.4 | 488 | |
| Going out with a Weredoe | Holding out for a Hero | Bonnie Tyler | 4.3 | 3.9 | 4.0 | 242 | |
| Sixteen Buns | Sixteen Tons | Tenessee Ernie Ford | 3.9 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 253 | |
| PHB | TNT | AD/DC | 4.6 | 4.2 | 4.4 | 255 | |
| Portillo | Willow Tit Willow | Gilbert and Sullivan | 4.2 | 4.7 | 4.8 | 342 | |
| Now You Decline Me | Now You Remind Me | Nickelback | 3.8 | 3.9 | 3.8 | 208 | |
| Cheapy-cheapy seat-seats (or the troubles of booking with a budget airline) | Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep | Middle of the Road | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 313 | |
| (Mammaries) The Way They Were | (Memories) The Way We Were | Barbara Streisand | 4.6 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 548 | |
| Sound of Sirens (A Blues Brothers Tribute) | Sound of Silence | Simon and Garfunkel | 4.6 | 4.7 | 4.6 | 424 | |
| Quake | Fame | Irene Cara | 4.4 | 4.0 | 4.2 | 247 | |
| Disobedient Child | Deadringer for Love | Meatloaf | 4.2 | 3.4 | 3.6 | 426 | |
| We Freak Kings (A tribute to the Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers) | We Three Kings | Traditional | 4.6 | 4.8 | 4.7 | 1110 | |
| Wet Christmas | White Christmas | Bing Crosby | 4.3 | 2.9 | 3.1 | 331 | |
| DHCP | YMCA | Village People | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 354 | |
| Get Me And My Ego | Let Me Entertain You | Robbie Williams | 4.2 | 4.3 | 4.4 | 304 | |
| I Saw Mommy Hitting Santa Claus | I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus | Jimmy Boyd | 4.4 | 4.6 | 4.4 | 555 | |
| Pot Noodle | Pop Music | M | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.2 | 1968 | |
| Frodo and Sam | Jack and Diane | John Cougar Mellencamp | 4.2 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 553 | |
| Dear Buffy | Dear Prudence | The Beatles | 4.4 | 3.9 | 4.1 | 213 | |
| Whole Lotta Buffy | Whole Lotta Rosie | AC/DC | 3.8 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 308 | |
| Make It So | Let It Be | The Beatles | 4.2 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 255 | |
| Does Your Mother Know | Does Your Mother Know | Abba | 4.4 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 309 | |
| Test My Program One More Time | Hit Me Baby One More Time | Britney Spears | 3.9 | 3.9 | 4.0 | 362 | |
| OOPS, the Programmer's Friend | Oops, I Did It Again | Britney Spears | 3.7 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 401 | |
| Latex Toi | Sk8er Boi | Avril Lavigne | 4.5 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 251 | |
| Effing Snow | Let It Snow | Vaughan Monroe | 4.2 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 642 | |
| Mr Osbourne | Mr Crowley | Ozzy Osbourne | 4.1 | 3.7 | 3.9 | 256 | |
| Saddam Hussain and OBL | Mademoiselle D'Armentieres | Traditional | 3.7 | 3.3 | 3.6 | 614 | |
| Another Prick in the Lords | Another Brick in the Wall (Parts I, II and III) | Pink Floyd | 4.4 | 4.0 | 4.3 | 235 | |
| Chemistry | Yesterday | The Beatles | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.2 | 1444 | |
| Baddie of Choice | Weapon of Choice | Fatboy Slim | 3.8 | 3.5 | 3.8 | 264 | |
| A Few of his Ninety-Three Parts | A Few of My Favourite Things | Maria (Sound of Music) | 4.6 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 365 | |
| Walken in Batman | Walking on Sunshine | Katrina and the Waves | 4.1 | 3.8 | 3.7 | 396 | |
| Resolution | Revolution | The Beatles | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 191 | |
| With Little Help From The French | With A Little Help From My Friends | The Beatles | 3.9 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 244 | |
| Hypocrisy | Tragedy | Bee Gees | 4.2 | 4.1 | 4.2 | 201 | |
| Spirit in the Bar | Spirit in the Sky | Norman Greenbaum | 4.4 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 246 | |
| Santa Claus's Trousesrs Are Brown | Santa Claus is Coming To Town | Traditional | 4.0 | 3.9 | 4.1 | 1782 | |
| Smells Like Methylated Spirit | Smells Like Teen Spirit | Nirvana | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.5 | 297 | |
| Knock and Wait | Knock on Wood | Otis Redding | 4.0 | 3.8 | 4.0 | 212 | |
| Kiss Me Hardy | Kiss Me Deadly | Lita Ford | 3.9 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 258 | |
| Thing on the Road | King of the Road | Roger Miller | 4.3 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 643 | |
| Go Strider, Orcs Must Die | Ghost Riders in the Sky | Frankie Laine | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 469 | |
| Fnarr | Denis | Blondie | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.2 | 317 | |
| George and Saddam | Jack and Diane | John Cougar Mellencamp | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 219 | |
| My Preciouss Lies Over Eregion | My Bonnie Lies Over The Ocean | Traditional | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.6 | 412 | |
| Americans Went In Two By Two | The Animals Went In Two By Two | Traditional | 3.6 | 3.8 | 3.9 | 4618 | |
| A Techie's Lot | A Policeman's Lot | Gilbert And Sullivan (Pirates of Penzance) | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.8 | 587 | |
| I Love Scoobie | I Love To Boogie | T-Rex | 4.5 | 4.2 | 4.1 | 428 | |
| Lubricated | Complicated | Avril Lavigne | 4.5 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 412 | |
| Who's Next | Who's Next | Tom Lehrer | 3.7 | 4.4 | 4.1 | 348 | |
| It Really Was Osama | It Really Was A Woozle | Winnie The Pooh | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 250 | |
| Boadicea | Jingle Bells | Traditional | 4.4 | 4.1 | 4.2 | 333 | |
| Sensibly Dumb | Comfortably Numb | Pink Floyd | 4.7 | 3.9 | 4.5 | 203 | |
| We're Not Gonna Fake It | We're Not Gonna Take It | Twisted Sister | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 429 | |
| All Breasts Big And Bountiful | All Things Bright And Beautiful | Traditional | 4.5 | 4.3 | 4.4 | 878 | |
| If I Were The Dark Lord | If I Were A Rich Man | Zero Mostel (Fiddler on the Roof) | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 317 | |
| At The Count | In The Bath | Flanders and Swann | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 269 | |
| Zola | Lola | The Kinks | 4.8 | 4.6 | 4.7 | 496 | |
| Strike Me Smite Me | Bend Me Shape Me | American Breed | 4.3 | 4.1 | 4.3 | 393 | |
| Acid Trip Machine | Yellow Submarine | The Beatles | 4.5 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 413 | |
| Smut! | Help! | The Beatles | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.4 | 245 | |
| The Oldest PC In Town | The Oldest Swinger In Town | O'Leary & The Bards | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 667 | |
| Real Crap Wizzard | Pinball Wizard | The Who | 4.0 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 267 | |
| Time It Is A-Changing | Times They Are A-Changing | Bob Dylan | 4.7 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 235 | |
| Old Age | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 1040 | |
| The Ash Tray | The Ash Grove | Traditional Welsh | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 315 | |
| Quiddich Is Stupid | We Are The Champions | Queen | 4.8 | 5.0 | 4.8 | 238 | |
| Another Bastard Spammer | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | The Beatles | 4.2 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 288 | |
| I'm Not A Total Wanker | Una Paloma Blanca | George Baker | 4.0 | 3.3 | 3.7 | 288 | |
| Dear Lord and Father of Mankind | Dear Lord and Father of Mankind | Traditional | 3.6 | 3.2 | 3.1 | 424 | |
| Mary Jane (Rollin' another reefer) | Proud Mary (Rollin' on down the river) | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 730 | |
| Fridge Odour Troubled Walter | Bridge Over Troubled Water | Simon and Garfunkel | 3.3 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 279 | |
| House with the Rising Damp | House of the Rising Sun | The Animals | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 337 | |
| Always Lick on the White Side of the Stamp | Always Look on the Bright Side of Life | Eric Idle (Monty Python's Life of Brian) | 4.7 | 4.6 | 4.7 | 357 | |
| The City of New Orleans | The City of New Orleans | Steve Goodman | 4.0 | 3.9 | 4.1 | 558 | |
| The Genome Song | The Galaxy Song | Monty Python (The Meaning of Life) | 4.5 | 4.4 | 4.6 | 901 | |
| Try Contraception | My Generation | The Who | 4.9 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 621 | |
| Let's Join The Euro | The Time Warp | Richard O'Brien | 4.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 261 | |
| Bell-Bottomed Flares | Fat Bottomed Girls | Queen | 3.3 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 603 | |
| Piggy Miss Piggy | Willow Tit Willow | Gilbert and Sullivan | 5.0 | 4.2 | 4.5 | 1090 | |
| Too Late For Lunch | Too Late For Love | Def Leppard | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 225 | |
| N-Dimensional Space | Windmills of your Mind | Dusty Springfield | 4.7 | 4.8 | 4.7 | 623 | |
| It Sounds Like Bullshit To Me | Save All Your Kisses For Me | Brotherhood of Man | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 519 | |
| Kev Bloody Wilson | Born Again Pisstank | Kevin Bloody Wilson | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 843 | |
| It's Late (The Dead Parrot Sketch) | It's Late | Queen | 3.8 | 3.5 | 3.8 | 650 | |
| Isengardian Orcs | California Girls | Beach Boys | No Votes | 206 | |||
| Piss Lager | Dream Evil | Dio | 4.5 | 4.8 | 4.5 | 391 | |
| I Can't Find The Freezer Anymore | I Can't Fight This Feeling Anymore | REO Speedwagon | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 648 | |
| If I Wrote The Songs | If I'm Not The One | Daniel Bedingfield | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 233 | |
| Mend My PC | Under The Sea | The Little Mermaid - Sebastian | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 530 | |
| Immune to Madonna | Hakuna Matata | Timon and Pumbaa (from The Lion King) | 4.8 | 4.6 | 4.8 | 281 | |
| Supergluehasstuckmyfingers-notagoodprognosis | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Julie Andrews (Mary Poppins) | 4.7 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 309 | |
| The Business Analyst's Song | The Major-General's Song | Gilbert and Sullivan | 4.5 | 4.3 | 4.5 | 1316 | |
| Phil Neville Went Down To Porsche | The Devil Went Down To Georgia | Charlie Daniels Band | 4.3 | 4.4 | 4.3 | 910 | |
| My Brain Is... (Still Hazy) | My Name Is... (Slim Shady) | Eminem | No Votes | 517 | |||
| Killer Ray | Cabaret | Liza Minelli | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 226 | |
| The Nosferatu Song | The Hippopotamus Song | Flanders and Swann | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 311 | |
| Frisky in the Bar | Whiskey in the Jar | Thin Lizzy | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 250 | |
| Ring Questing | Star Trekking | The Firm | 3.6 | 4.4 | 4.6 | 509 | |
| Saddam the Psychopath | Nellie the Elephant | Toy Dolls | 4.0 | 4.7 | 5.0 | 326 | |
| A Roomful of Monkeys | A Spoonful of Sugar | Mary Poppins | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 268 | |
| Don't Read The Sun | Here Comes the Sun | The Beatles | 3.3 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 387 | |
| Twelve days of Broadband | Twelve days of Christmas | Traditional | No Votes | 291 | |||
| Underground Loo | Runaround Sue | Dion | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 249 | |
| Brain Glops Keep Fallin' From My Head | Raindrops Keep Fallin' On My Head | BJ Thomas | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 373 | |
| No Possible Doubt Whatever | No Possible Doubt Whatever | Gilbert and Sullivan (The Gondoliers) | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 234 | |
| The Vet Song | The Jet Song | Stephen Sondheim (West Side Story) | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 567 | |
| Shut Down the Server | Waltzing Matilda | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 330 | |
| Rum Rum Rum | Fun Fun Fun | The Beach Boys | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 758 | |
| Three-Fingered Salute | A Four-Legged Friend | Roy Rogers | 4.8 | 5.0 | 4.8 | 402 | |
| Homerian Rhapsody | Bohemian Rhapsody | Queen | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 531 | |
| No, It's Snot | Yes It Is | The Beatles | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 217 | |
| Carrot's In The Thong | Riders on the Storm | The Doors | 5.0 | 4.2 | 4.6 | 389 | |
| Has Anybody Seen Mike Rotch? | Has Anybody Seen Our Ship? | Noel Coward | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 663 | |
| Coleoptera | Come Together | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 683 | |
| The Battle Hymn of the Atheist | The Battle Hymn of the Republic | Traditional | 4.1 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 3204 | |
| The Battle Hymn of the Republicans | The Battle Hymn of the Republic | Traditional | 2.8 | 2.2 | 2.5 | 681 | |
| I Went to the Opera | La Donna e Mobile | Verdi (Rigoletto) | 4.0 | 4.0 | 3.5 | 473 | |
| The President Song | The Lumberjack Song | Monty Python | 4.9 | 5.0 | 4.9 | 395 | |
| The Little Dumber Droid | The Little Drummer Boy | Traditional | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 305 | |
| 'Time For Bed' Said Zebedee | Times They Are A-Changing | Bob Dylan | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 1492 | |
| One Would Rather Like To Be King | I Just Can't Wait To Be King | Simba (The Lion King) | No Votes | 367 | |||
| Lady Has Been Clamped | Lady Is A Tramp | Frank Sinatra | No Votes | 266 | |||
| When I'm On Adventures | When I'm Cleaning Windows | George Formby | 3.2 | 4.0 | 3.5 | 278 | |
| (Tell Me Why) I Don't Like Volvos | (Tell Me Why) I Don't Like Mondays | Boomtown Rats | 3.9 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 1028 | |
| I'll Take The Piss Out Of You | I Get A Kick Out Of You | Frank Sinatra | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 932 | |
| Mango and Galliano | Mambo Italiano | Dean Martin | No Votes | 633 | |||
| Two Minutes To Midnight (The Cinderella Version) | Two Minutes To Midnight | Iron Maiden | 4.8 | 3.8 | 4.8 | 503 | |
| He's A User | I'm A Loser | The Beatles | 4.5 | 3.5 | 4.0 | 270 | |
| Dear Users | Dear Prudence | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 205 | |
| Michael Howard - Tory Leader? | Purple People Eater | Sheb Woolley | 2.5 | 2.5 | 2.5 | 235 | |
| 'Postrophe | Yesterday | The Beatles | 4.6 | 4.7 | 4.8 | 492 | |
| Play You Some Rainbow | Cry You A Rainbow | Dee Snider | No Votes | 227 | |||
| Infected Ball | Dreamer's Ball | Queen | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 187 | |
| Enterprize | Proud Mary | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 299 | |
| Holy Knights | Crazy Nights | Kiss | No Votes | 217 | |||
| Apostrophes contd. - A Few of the Difficult Bits | A Few of my Favourite Things | Maria (Sound of Music) | 4.2 | 4.1 | 4.3 | 897 | |
| I Want To Hold Your BLEEP! | I Want To Hold Your Hand | The Beatles | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 255 | |
| You Got Another Chin Coming | You Got Another Thing Coming | Judas Priest | No Votes | 466 | |||
| Be Our Guest | Be Our Guest | Beauty and the Beast (Jerry Orbach and Angela Lansbury) | 3.1 | 3.2 | 3.1 | 762 | |
| Revelations - Tabloid Style | Revelations | Iron Maiden | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 210 | |
| String up the Lawyers | Beer for my Horses | Toby Keith and Willie Nelson | 4.0 | 3.8 | 4.0 | 236 | |
| First Row Transition Metal | Bridge Over Troubled Water | Simon and Garfunkel | 3.7 | 3.5 | 3.7 | 1219 | |
| Iron Man | Iron Man | Black Sabbath | 3.6 | 3.4 | 3.7 | 2209 | |
| Drinking Beer | Running Free | Iron Maiden | 3.0 | 3.3 | 3.0 | 718 | |
| Stupid Love Songs | Silly Love Songs | Paul McCartney and Wings | 2.6 | 2.8 | 2.8 | 1428 | |
| Box of Roses | Bed of Roses | Bon Jovi | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 262 | |
| Fondle 'er - The Madonna and Britney Song | The Wanderer | Status Quo | 5.0 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 423 | |
| Rambo #4 | Mambo #5 | Lou Bega | 4.7 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 987 | |
| How Much Is That Horny Little Bimbo | How Much Is That Doggie In The Window | Patti Page | 4.7 | 4.0 | 4.4 | 417 | |
| Burning With My Liteon | Sleeping With The Light On | Busted | 1.0 | 3.0 | 5.0 | 297 | |
| No más de Cervezas (No More Beers) | Como Estais Amigos (No More Tears) | Iron Maiden | No Votes | 220 | |||
| How Do I Spell Thee? Let Me Count The Ways | How Do I Love Thee? Let Me Count The Ways | Elizabeth Barrett Browning | 3.8 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 730 | |
| Cashing in on Christmas - Understand? | Walking in a Winter Wonderland | Traditional | 4.0 | 4.0 | 3.9 | 348 | |
| Ringwraith | Wrathchild | Iron Maiden | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 225 | |
| Saruman | Delilah | Tom Jones | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 234 | |
| I've Caught A Virus | I've Got A Feeling | The Beatles | No Votes | 256 | |||
| Brute Force and Ignorance | Mad Dogs and Englishmen | Noel Coward | 5.0 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 267 | |
| Crocodile On The Christmas Tree | Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree | Brenda Lee | No Votes | 301 | |||
| Shooting Tsars | Shooting Star | Bad Company | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 214 | |
| I Made a Tangerine Flan | Mr Tambourine Man | Bob Dylan | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 348 | |
| We Will Rock Climb / We're Wearing Crampons | We Will Rock You / We Are The Champions | Queen | 4.8 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 645 | |
| Smokin' a Quarter | Smoke on the Water | Deep Purple | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 210 | |
| I Hate Christmas Time | Here Comes Santa Claus | Gene Autry | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 533 | |
| Dove Turds | Love Hurts | Nazareth | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 193 | |
| Mr Bean | Killer Queen | Queen | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 1739 | |
| My Way | My Way | Frank Sinatra | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 685 | |
| In 2k ROM | Da Do Ron Ron | The Crystals | No Votes | 224 | |||
| Seventh Piece of Pie | Seven Seas of Rhye | Queen | 2.0 | 3.0 | 2.0 | 206 | |
| What's a Pixie For? | When I'm 64 | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 225 | |
| The Dentist | The Trooper | Iron Maiden | 4.8 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 482 | |
| On the Loo | Only You | Yazoo | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 249 | |
| The Farting Policeman | The Laughing Policeman | Traditional | 3.6 | 3.7 | 3.9 | 958 | |
| God Help The Queen | God Save The Queen | Traditional | 4.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 646 | |
| In The Navel | In The Navy | The Village People | No Votes | 278 | |||
| Mild Kind of Shite | Wild Side of Life | Status Quo | 3.0 | 1.0 | 2.0 | 214 | |
| Over the Eight | I'm Henry VIII I Am | Herman's Hermits | No Votes | 484 | |||
| Enema of Fate | I'm Henry VIII, I Am | Herman's Hermits | 4.5 | 5.0 | 4.5 | 234 | |
| Smoking Weed, Sniffing Glue | Knowing Me, Knowing You | Abba | 4.3 | 5.0 | 4.4 | 1001 | |
| Cream On | Dream On | Aerosmith | 4.5 | 5.0 | 4.5 | 374 | |
| De Blogged and Ruddig Dose | The Long and Winding Road | The Beatles | No Votes | 202 | |||
| Find My Lambs For Myself (The Bo Peep Song) | Keep Your Hands To Yourself | Georgia Satellites | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 620 | |
| Venereal Crabsody | Bohemian Rhapsody | Queen | 4.8 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 354 | |
| Amsterdam Stag Daze | Parisienne Walkways | Thin Lizzy | No Votes | 300 | |||
| Talking Crap | The Jack | AC/DC | No Votes | 348 | |||
| Where Has All My Data Gone? | Where Have All The Flowers Gone? | The Kingston Trio | 5.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 248 | |
| There's A Hole In My Data | There's A Hole In My Bucket | Traditional | 3.9 | 3.3 | 3.6 | 976 | |
| Pun, Pun, Pun | Fun, Fun, Fun | The Beach Boys | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1385 | |
| Don't Let's Be Beastly To The Muslims | Don't Let's Be Beastly to the Germans | Noel Coward | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.2 | 1089 | |
| (Janet put your) Bun Away | Runaway | Bon Jovi | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 193 | |
| Haiku, Haiku, Haiku, Haiku, Haiku | I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do | Abba | 4.2 | 3.8 | 4.0 | 453 | |
| MyDoom, MyDoom, MyDoom, MyDoom, MyDoom | I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do | Abba | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 219 | |
| 50 Ways To Download Porno | 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover | Paul Simon | 3.4 | 3.6 | 3.8 | 1074 | |
| Minnie The Moosie | Minnie The Moocher | Cab Calloway | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 292 | |
| The Eurosceptic Tango | The Masochism Tango | Tom Lehrer | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 227 | |
| We Can't Lurk Anymore | We Don't Talk Anymore | Cliff Richard | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 345 | |
| Farting in the Wind (Goodby Howard Dean) | Candle in the Wind (Goodbye Norma Jean) | Bernie Taupin/Elton John | 5.0 | 5.0 | 4.5 | 510 | |
| Bush Gets Up My Nose | Smoke Gets In Your Eyes | The Platters | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 272 | |
| The Report of the Iraq Survey Team | Twelve Days of Christmas | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 226 | |
| Hey Boy Racer | Hey Big Spender | Shirley Bassey | No Votes | 376 | |||
| Yesterday's 'Puters | Yesterday's Papers | Rolling Stones | No Votes | 197 | |||
| Bush Gets Up My Nose - Reloaded | Smoke Gets In Your Eyes | The Platters | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 392 | |
| Bad Sediment | Bad Medicine | Bon Jovi | 4.5 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 228 | |
| Madame Cholet | The Ace of Spades | Motörhead | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 545 | |
| Element the Eighth | Henry the Eighth | Herman's Hermits | 4.6 | 4.4 | 4.2 | 1919 | |
| You Dork, You Dork | New York, New York | Frank Sinatra | 5.0 | 4.6 | 4.7 | 559 | |
| Lost In France | Lost In France | Bonnie Tyler | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 336 | |
| Nauseous Queasy Feeling | Peaceful Easy Feeling | The Eagles | 5.0 | 4.0 | 5.0 | 241 | |
| We're Not In Hove | I'm Not In Love | 10CC | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 245 | |
| ****in' Robin | Rockin' Robin | Michael Jackson | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 281 | |
| Food, Prepackaged Food | Food, Glorious Food | Oliver | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 574 | |
| Dad, Peregrin | Bad Medicine | Bon Jovi | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 260 | |
| Why Do They All Go Together When They Go? | We Will All Go Together When We Go | Tom Lehrer | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 342 | |
| Orthanc Fights | Summer Nights | The cast from Grease | 5.0 | 4.7 | 5.0 | 363 | |
| Should I Pray 'cause You Should Know | Should I Stay or Should I Go | The Undertones | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 328 | |
| Maybe It's All Bullshit | Thank You For The Music | Abba | 3.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 781 | |
| Point out the Planets | Brush Up Your Shakespeare | Cole Porter (Kiss Me Kate) | No Votes | 403 | |||
| Plagiarism Ho! | Desolation Row | Bob Dylan | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 599 | |
| Sweet Plebiscite | Sweet Transvestite | Tim Curry (Frank N Furter) | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 214 | |
| Redneck Motel | Heartbreak Hotel | Elvis | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 470 | |
| Maggie Thatcher's Loony Right-Wing Band | Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band | The Beatles | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 643 | |
| Thank You 'Arry | Sanctuary | Iron Maiden | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 211 | |
| Mcdonalds Takeaway | Hernando's Hideaway | Archie Bleyer (The Pajama Game) | 4.4 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 422 | |
| A Few Of My Favourite Pranks | A Few Of My Favourite Things | Maria (The Sound of Music) | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 1097 | |
| Musing on the Tragedy of Tony Blair | Being for the Benefit of Mr Kite | The Beatles | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 198 | |
| Move That Biddy | Do Wah Diddy | Manfred Mann | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 297 | |
| Egg Fried Rice | Three Blind Mice | Traditional | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.5 | 674 | |
| Mad Spoonerism | Bad Moon Rising | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 298 | |
| Brainfart | Daydream | Lovin' Spoonful | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 236 | |
| Wu Tang Clan | Sharp Dressed Man | ZZ Top | 3.6 | 3.0 | 3.8 | 379 | |
| A Few Of Your Bicycle Checks | A Few Of My Favourite Things | Maria (Sound of Music) | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 381 | |
| Brownian Motion | Eleanor Rigby | The Beatles | 4.0 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 654 | |
| Grease | Grease | Franki Valli | No Votes | 500 | |||
| What To Wear On Mars | Life on Mars | David Bowie | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 202 | |
| Right Howler | Night Prowler | AC/DC | 4.7 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 203 | |
| Jesus Loves The Little Children? | Jesus Loves The Little Children | Hymn | 2.5 | 2.2 | 2.2 | 1963 | |
| Parody Writers' Photo Thread | 21st Century Schizoid Man | King Crimson | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 323 | |
| Xenophobia | Rock of Ages | Def Leppard | 4.4 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 301 | |
| The Spammers Who Tell Me I'll Win | The Flowers That Bloom In The Spring | Gilbert and Sullivan (The Mikado) | 4.7 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 231 | |
| Adieu Ron Ron | Da Do Ron Ron | The Crystals | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 445 | |
| In Vegas | Invaders | Iron Maiden | 4.5 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 188 | |
| Don't Bring Me Down (I'm allergic to feathers) | Don't Bring Me Down | ELO | 4.7 | 4.2 | 4.5 | 504 | |
| The Cat's In The Flat | The Cat In The Hat | Dr Seuss | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 1424 | |
| Goin' In The Bin | Blowin' In The Wind | Bob Dylan | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 234 | |
| Remember Hobbiton | Remember Tomorrow | Iron Maiden | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 205 | |
| He Ain't Heavy (He is helium) | He Ain't Heavy (He's My Brother) | The Hollies | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 246 | |
| Tree-Hugging | Space Trucking | Deep Purple | 5.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 388 | |
| Related to Bud | Addicted To Love | Robert Palmer | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 199 | |
| Dr Robert (Dylan) | Dr Robert | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 374 | |
| Feng Shui Blues | Blue Suede Shoes | Elvis Presley | 4.5 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 220 | |
| The Weapon Of Bold Knight Sir Farqharlot | The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | 4.9 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 500 | |
| Always Evasion to Me | Always a Woman To Me | Billy Joel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 203 | |
| Floosie with an Uzi | Super Mega Fugly | Kevin Bloody Wilson | 3.6 | 3.8 | 3.6 | 456 | |
| Give The Ref An Eye Test | We're Not Gonna Take It | Twisted Sister | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 212 | |
| Crap in the Kettle | Cat's in the Cradle | Harry Chapin | 2.0 | 2.7 | 2.3 | 794 | |
| Beaver | Fever | Ella Fitzgerald | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 780 | |
| I Saw Her Standing Hair | I Saw Her Standing There | The Beatles | No Votes | 235 | |||
| Oh, Car Alarm | O Tannenbaum | Traditional | 3.5 | 3.0 | 3.2 | 360 | |
| Imagine | Imagine | John Lennon | 4.2 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 463 | |
| I'll Be Pinging Your Computer | She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 297 | |
| Say No More Naughty Words | Take Me Home, Country Roads | John Denver | 4.5 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 1639 | |
| Packin' a Double-D Bra | Back in the USSR | The Beatles | 4.3 | 4.7 | 4.3 | 569 | |
| Maybe, Madonna | Lady Madonna | The Beatles | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 497 | |
| I'm Getting Legless | I am the Walrus | The Beatles | No Votes | 253 | |||
| Alto Get Her Now | All Together Now | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 213 | |
| SUV | TNT | AC/DC | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 224 | |
| Blackadder | Brown Sugar | The Rolling Stones | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 308 | |
| Shit Power! | Goldfinger | Shirley Bassey | 3.8 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 216 | |
| Stand On Your Man | Stand By Your Man | Tammy Wynette | 4.0 | 5.0 | 4.7 | 404 | |
| Song of the Month | Herod's Song | Andrew Lloyd Webber | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 217 | |
| Microsoft | Baker Street | Gerry Rafferty | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 221 | |
| I'm A Cuckoo | Coz I Luv You | Slade | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 269 | |
| McDonalds Waiter | Paperback Writer | The Beatles | 4.8 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 487 | |
| The Lost Votes Scheme Song | The Muppet Show Theme Song | The Muppets | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 458 | |
| Vampire Blues | Summertime Blues | Eddie Cochran | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 223 | |
| Re-laying the Patio | Woman From Tokyo | Deep Purple | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 193 | |
| An Undergraduate's Dilemma | Stuck in the Middle with You | Stealer's Wheel | 4.9 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 202 | |
| Act Fatuously | Act Naturally | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 243 | |
| A Nude on the News | A Day in the Life | The Beatles | 4.9 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 351 | |
| Michael the Right-Wing Vampire | Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer | Traditional | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 210 | |
| Drinking In A Bar | Swinging On A Star | Bing Crosby | 4.8 | 4.9 | 4.8 | 451 | |
| A Policeman's Job | A Policeman's Lot | Gilbert and Sullivan | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 927 | |
| Bart Fake Tonight | Heartache Tonight | The Eagles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 245 | |
| An Easyjet Advertisement? | Herod's Song | Andrew Lloyd Weber | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 454 | |
| Grump | Jump | Van Halen | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 208 | |
| Pretty Fly (For a byte guy) | Pretty Fly (For a white guy) | The Offspring | 4.5 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 490 | |
| Maybe It's Because I'm A Geek As Well | Maybe It's Because I'm A Londoner | Traditional | 4.3 | 4.1 | 4.0 | 605 | |
| Have a Tequila | Hava Nagila | Traditional | 4.3 | 4.2 | 4.1 | 871 | |
| It's 'e.g.' | Let It Be | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 253 | |
| # Sign | Hash Pipe | Weezer | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 219 | |
| Who Wants To Breathe The Martian Air? | Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? | Cole Porter (High Society) | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 312 | |
| My Net Connection | My Generation | The Who | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 205 | |
| Anagram | Piano Man | Billy Joel | 5.0 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 405 | |
| When You've Spent All Our Pay | When You Are Old And Grey | Tom Lehrer | 4.7 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 218 | |
| Drug Test Ye Winning Athletes | God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen | Traditional | 4.9 | 4.7 | 4.8 | 500 | |
| Lady Di, Madonna, Britney, Cher and Elvis | There's A Guy Works Down the Chip Shop Swears He's | Kirsty MacColl | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 567 | |
| Bad Grammar | Sledgehammer | Peter Gabriel | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 713 | |
| Read My Lips | Be Our Guest | Beauty and the Beast (Jerry Orbach and Angela Lansbury) | 4.8 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 596 | |
| Packin' a New SLR | Back in the USSR | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 206 | |
| Jumbo Liar (On my Bio) | Jumbalaya (On the Bayou) | Hank Williams | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 605 | |
| Take Me Off Your Spam List | We're Not Gonna Take It | Twisted Sister | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 213 | |
| War on Terror | Sound of Silence | Simon and Garfunkel | 4.4 | 4.2 | 4.5 | 223 | |
| Odd-ball Religion | Ol' Time Religion | Traditional | 5.0 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 402 | |
| Ketchup on your Cornflakes | Tears on my Pillow | Little Anthony and The Imperials | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 605 | |
| When You're Trying To Fight (the Election Song) | When You're Lying Awake (the Nightmare Song) | Gilbert and Sullivan | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.7 | 711 | |
| All F****d Up | All Shook Up | Elvis | 4.8 | 4.7 | 4.8 | 346 | |
| Tell Me DILIGAF? | My Boy Lollipop | Millie Small | 4.7 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 498 | |
| See Your Chest | Be Our Guest | Disney | 4.4 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 517 | |
| Periodic Table: Group 7 - the Halogens | Scarborough Fair | Traditional | 3.3 | 3.3 | 3.7 | 2633 | |
| Former Mr Universe | Master of the Universe | Hawkwind | 4.8 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 332 | |
| A Lamer Shade of Flame | A Whiter Shade of Pale | Procol Harum | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 292 | |
| If I Had a Hummer (song of the Republican Redneck) | If I Had a Hammer | Pete Seeger | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 1308 | |
| Pie-Eyed | Rawhide | The Blues Brothers | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 340 | |
| Michael Know Typos Galore | Michael Row The Boat Ashore | Traditional | 4.9 | 4.6 | 4.8 | 392 | |
| Huge Basilisk | Smooth Criminal | Alien Ant Farm | 5.0 | 4.7 | 4.9 | 327 | |
| Dubya Bush | Big Bad John | Tennessee Ernie Ford | 4.9 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 268 | |
| Sleepyhead | Motörhead | Motörhead | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 231 | |
| Medical Science | Bad Moon Rising | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 5.0 | 4.6 | 4.7 | 511 | |
| If I Cannot Lead The Party Then I'll Go | I Don't Want To Spoil The Party So I'll Go | The Beatles | 4.8 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 204 | |
| Three Hunnerd Tons | Sixteen Tons | Tennessee Ernie Ford | 5.0 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 227 | |
| Sounds Like Disembodied Spirit | Smells Like Teen Spirit | Nirvana | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 308 | |
| Help Me Make It Through The Flight | Help Me Make It Through The Night | Kris Kristofferson | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 257 | |
| Collywobble Poodle | Polly-wolly-doodle | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 392 | |
| Hackety Hack | Yakety Yak | The Coasters | 4.9 | 4.6 | 4.7 | 365 | |
| If There Really Was A God | If I Only Had A Brain | Wizard of Oz - The Scarecrow | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 465 | |
| J-Lo's Rack | Jailhouse Rock | Elvis | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 303 | |
| A Waste of Money | A Taste of Honey | The Beatles | 4.8 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 244 | |
| One More Minute In Bed | One More River To Cross | Traditional | 5.0 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 360 | |
| You Only Die Once | You Only Live Twice | Nancy Sinatra | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 234 | |
| Condoleeza Rice | California Girls | The Beach Boys | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.6 | 296 | |
| What A Face I Saw In Cheeses | What A Friend I Have In Jesus | Traditional Hymn | 4.5 | 4.6 | 4.5 | 569 | |
| It's Coprolite | The Israelites | Desmond Dekker and the Aces | 4.9 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 256 | |
| 100 Years of L'Entente Cordiale | La Marseillaise | Traditional French | 3.9 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 386 | |
| 100 years of Cordial Intent... for Franglais speak | La Marseillaise | Traditional French | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 424 | |
| All I Want For Christmas Is Hugh | All I Want For Christmas Is You | Mariah Carey | 3.7 | 3.8 | 3.9 | 324 | |
| I Rewired | I'm So Tired | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 195 | |
| An Amiright Christmas Carol | A Christmas Carol | Tom Lehrer | 4.3 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 2034 | |
| Somewhat Under The Weather | Somewhere Over The Rainbow | Judy Garland | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 216 | |
| 50 Ways To Write That Program | 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover | Paul Simon | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 588 | |
| Flush 1 | Hush | Deep Purple | 4.8 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 229 | |
| Flush 2 | Hush | Deep Purple | 5.0 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 194 | |
| Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Bite From A Sun-dried Zuc | Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka-Dot Bikini | Brian Hyland | 4.7 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 889 | |
| I See Kitties | I Feel Pretty | West Side Story | 4.5 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 253 | |
| The Last Bus to Ealing | Peaceful Easy Feeling | The Eagles | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 328 | |
| The Ende of Days | Auld Lang Syne | Traditional | 5.0 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 265 | |
| Only a Tory MP | Always a Woman To Me | Billy Joel | 4.5 | 4.1 | 4.2 | 232 | |
| Granny, Man | Piano Man | Billy Joel | 4.5 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 493 | |
| Professor Lupin | Something Stupid | Frank and Nancy Sinatra | 4.4 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 431 | |
| Happy X-Mas (Mess All Over) | Happy Christmas (War Is Over) | John Lennon | 4.7 | 4.6 | 4.5 | 226 | |
| The Bush and Cheney Theme Song | The Dukes of Hazzard Theme Song | Waylon Jennings | 3.9 | 3.6 | 3.6 | 537 | |
| Quiet Christmas | White Christmas | Bing Crosby | 4.5 | 4.7 | 4.6 | 336 | |
| Since You Been Blonde | Since You Been Gone | Rainbow | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 362 | |
| Dihydrogen Monoxide | Nineteenth Nervous Breakdown | The Rolling Stones | 4.3 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 577 | |
| Have Yourself A Pagan Sort Of Christmas | Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas | Judy Garland | 4.3 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 526 | |
| Gandalf the Grey-Robed Wizard | Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer | Gene Autry | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 360 | |
| Marry that Date | Carry that Weight | The Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 209 | |
| Throwaway | Runaway | Bon Jovi | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 195 | |
| Saint Nick Nicked for Knicker-Nicking | My Bonnie Lies Over The Ocean | Traditional | 4.7 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 270 | |
| Twelve Days of Christmas Spirit | Twelve Days of Christmas | Traditional | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4338 | |
| Please Game Show Host Man | Please Mr Postman | The Carpenters | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 286 | |
| Eat Your Lunch | Save Your Love | Renee and Renato | 4.2 | 4.3 | 4.2 | 399 | |
| Thank you for the Present | Thank you for the Music | Abba | 4.8 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 515 | |
| Ecstatic In Drag | The Vatican Rag | Tom Lehrer | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 399 | |
| What Do You Think You Are Bidding For On eBay? | Who Do You Think You Are Kidding, Mr Hitler? | Bud Flanagan | 5.0 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 327 | |
| Men In Black | Men In Tights | Cast of Robin Hood: Men In Tights | 4.1 | 3.9 | 4.0 | 1252 | |
| He Came In In A Nazi Costume | She Came In Through The Bathroom Window | The Beatles | 4.8 | 4.6 | 4.7 | 243 | |
| Ramadan with the Taliban | Hannukah in Santa Monica | Tom Lehrer | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 671 | |
| Failure | Layla | Derek and the Dominos | 4.4 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 446 | |
| I Think I've Deleted The Internet | My Bonnie Lies Over The Ocean | Traditional | 4.6 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 248 | |
| Think (GWB's Second Inauguration Speech) | Think | Aretha Franklin | 4.6 | 4.2 | 4.4 | 228 | |
| Shoot... Speak | Toot Sweets | Cast of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 213 | |
| YHVH | My Way | Frank Sinatra | 4.8 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 330 | |
| Ear I Grow Again | Here I Go Again | Whitesnake | 4.3 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 707 | |
| Strangers in the Night... Bang! | Strangers in the Night | Frank Sinatra | 5.0 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 584 | |
| Blazing Paddles | Blazing Saddles | John Morris/Mel Brooks | 4.1 | 3.9 | 4.0 | 384 | |
| Gnat | Gnu | Flanders and Swann | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.3 | 271 | |
| Mother-In-Law | Breakin' The Law | Judas Priest | 4.3 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 1394 | |
| Springtime for Bush and America | Springtime for Hitler and Germany | Cast of The Producers | 4.0 | 4.1 | 4.2 | 435 | |
| Camilla | Thriller | Michael Jackson | 4.4 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 273 | |
| Smell Come Through The Plug-Hole | Welcome to the Jungle | Guns and Roses | 4.5 | 4.3 | 4.4 | 453 | |
| Messing With Your Brain | November Rain | Guns and Roses | 4.5 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 483 | |
| Now It's So Tiny | How You Remind Me | Nickelback | 3.8 | 4.4 | 4.3 | 221 | |
| Dido Dies? | The Boxer | Simon and Garfunkel | 4.3 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 647 | |
| Look at me, Charles Kennedy | Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee | Stockard Channing | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 237 | |
| Sniffin' The Glove | Addicted to Love | Robert Palmer | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 207 | |
| The Radioisotope Song | The Philosopher's Song | Monty Python | 3.9 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 326 | |
| Headache Tonight | Heartache Tonight | The Eagles | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.8 | 438 | |
| Whale Meat Again | We'll Meet Again | Vera Lynn | 4.1 | 4.2 | 3.9 | 649 | |
| Crime! Criminals! | Chim Chiminy | Dick Van Dyke | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 309 | |
| Jerry Adams | Doll on a Music Box/Truly Scrumptious | Julie Andrews/Dick van Dyke | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 409 | |
| Binary's Your Mac's Back End | Diamond's Are A Girl's Best Friend | Marilyn Monroe | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 271 | |
| So Go To Hell | So Long, Farewell | The von Trapp Family (Sound of Music) | 4.5 | 4.7 | 4.6 | 327 | |
| Zero-G | Refugee | Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 193 | |
| Transvestitillation | Californication | Red Hot Chili Peppers | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 204 | |
| Armadillo | Amarillo | Tony Christie | 4.6 | 4.9 | 4.8 | 547 | |
| Playing with Myself | Dancing with Myself | Billy Idol | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 723 | |
| The Angel and the Carpenter | The Walrus and the Carpenter | Lewis Carroll | 5.0 | 4.7 | 4.9 | 307 | |
| The President's Song | The Major-General's Song | Gilbert and Sullivan | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 2411 | |
| Gonna Take Off Her Bra | Gonna Make You A Star | David Essex | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 424 | |
| Knockin' on Heaven's Door | Knockin' on Heaven's Door | Bob Dylan | 5.0 | 4.5 | 4.6 | 486 | |
| Pope! Goes The Conclave | Pop! Goes The Weasel | Traditional | 4.7 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 401 | |
| M25 | Devil Gate Drive | Suzi Quatro | 4.2 | 3.3 | 3.7 | 242 | |
| UDP | TNT | AC/DC | 5.0 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 210 | |
| Bills Bills Bills | Girls Girls Girls | Sailor | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 317 | |
| I'm So Tired (of politicians) | I'm So Tired | The Beatles | 4.7 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 233 | |
| I'm a DD-Cup | I'm A Little Teapot | Traditional | 4.6 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 885 | |
| Quotes in Cod Latin | Nights in White Satin | The Moody Blues | 4.5 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 2005 | |
| You Can't Buy A Dildo In Texas | The Last Dance | The Goodies | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 563 | |
| The Chain | The Chain | Fleetwood Mac | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 209 | |
| I Love Tblisi | I Love To Boogie | T Rex | 3.0 | 5.0 | 4.8 | 262 | |
| Look It Up: One Hit On Google | Wake Me Up Before You Go-go | Wham | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 463 | |
| Old Macdonald Wrote In C | Old Macdonald Had A Farm | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 682 | |
| Glue Your Toupée | Go Your Own Way | Fleetwood Mac | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 253 | |
| The Dysfunctional Election Spam Song | Revolution | The Beatles | 5.0 | 4.0 | 4.5 | 386 | |
| I Get A Prick Out Of You | I Get A Kick Out Of You | Frank Sinatra | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 241 | |
| Round To Deliver | Stand and Deliver! | Adam and the Ants | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 258 | |
| The Raving | The Raven | Edgar Allan Poe | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 508 | |
| You're Never Coming In Without A Tie | You're Never Fully Dressed Without A Smile | Harry Connick Jr | 4.7 | 4.6 | 4.7 | 224 | |
| Drivaphone | Dicktaphone | Kevin Bloody Wilson | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 286 | |
| Chitty Chitty Bang Bang | Diamonds are Forever | Shirley Bassey | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 945 | |
| Three Cheers For Jean | Three Cheers For Pooh | A.A. Milne | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 261 | |
| Desecrated Follower of Satan | Dedicated Follower of Fashion | The Kinks | 4.9 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 347 | |
| The Simpsons' Prayer | The Lord's Prayer | Traditional | 4.9 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 1058 | |
| Whites That I've Sat In | Nights in White Satin | The Moody Blues | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 218 | |
| Anthropomorphic Death | Locomotive Breath | Jethro Tull | 4.4 | 4.1 | 4.3 | 248 | |
| Mornington Crescent | Stairway to Heaven | Led Zeppelin | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 247 | |
| The Techie's Prayer | The Lord's Prayer | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 418 | |
| Ol' Roy's Cowboy Housebuilders | Fat Sam's Grand Slam Speakeasy | Bugsy Malone Soundtrack | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.5 | 230 | |
| Corruption | Pollution | Tom Lehrer | 3.9 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 965 | |
| Error 40 | Blaze of Glory | Bon Jovi | 4.2 | 4.5 | 4.4 | 282 | |
| Totally Revolted by You | Hopelessly Devoted to You | Olivia Newton-John | 4.6 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 252 | |
| Me Own Shampoo | Me Ol' Bamboo | Dick Van Dyke | 4.6 | 4.5 | 4.6 | 518 | |
| Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (An amiright t-shirt) | Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (A man after midnight) | Abba | 4.8 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 266 | |
| 69 | 39 | Queen | 4.4 | 4.3 | 4.6 | 305 | |
| A Rash of Caterpillars | Teddy Bears' Picnic | Traditional | 4.7 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 298 | |
| Hanging from a Lamppost | Leaning on a Lamppost | George Formby | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.7 | 650 | |
| Vogon Poetry | Here I Go Again | Whitesnake | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 359 | |
| Massive Scottish Haggis | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | The Beatles | 5.0 | 4.9 | 4.7 | 606 | |
| The Laws of Science | The Sound of Silence | Simon and Garfunkel | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 262 | |
| Olympic Games In London | Streets of London | Ralph McTell | 4.8 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 258 | |
| Eat a Fajita, Burrito, Tortilla | Dance a Cachucha, Fandango, Bolero | Gilbert and Sullivan | 5.0 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 635 | |
| Too ****ing Stupid | Working Class Hero | John Lennon | 4.9 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 244 | |
| All Go To Hell | Bat Out Of Hell | Meat Loaf | 4.8 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 274 | |
| Killing Children (Wanton murder) | Merry Christmas (War is Over) | John Lennon | 4.8 | 3.6 | 4.7 | 401 | |
| Full of Smut and Porno | The Duke of Plaza-Toro | Gilbert and Sullivan | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 623 | |
| A Parodista, I | A Wandering Minstrel, I | Gilbert and Sullivan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 477 | |
| Up The Khyber | In the Navy | Village People | 4.8 | 4.5 | 4.8 | 560 | |
| Penniless | Penny Lane | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 207 | |
| Who's Next (Conservative Leadership Contest) | Who's Next | Tom Leher | 5.0 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 272 | |
| Sesame Street | Baker Street | Gerry Rafferty | 4.7 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 613 | |
| Nigerian Spam | American Pie | Don McLean | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 548 | |
| Ytterby | Yesterday | The Beatles | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 456 | |
| Abu Qatadr | Abracadabra | Steve Miller Band | 4.6 | 4.2 | 4.6 | 236 | |
| Totally Fissed as a Part | Total Eclipse of the Heart | Bonnie Tyler | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 435 | |
| I Shot The Tourist | I Shot The Sherrif | Eric Clapton | 4.4 | 4.2 | 4.4 | 522 | |
| Grow a Little Goatee Beard | Spread a Little Happiness | Sting (from Brimstone & Treacle) | 3.5 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 453 | |
| Osama B L | Cruella De Vil | Disney (101 Dalmatians) | 4.6 | 4.5 | 4.6 | 252 | |
| Snot Rag | Hot Stuff | Donna Summer | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 474 | |
| Building on Flood Plain | Walking on Sunshine | Katrina and the Waves | 4.9 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 272 | |
| See My Baby Drive | See My Baby Jive | Wizzard | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 477 | |
| Stream of Consciousness | Across the Universe | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 314 | |
| Heed Me | Feed Me | Audrey and Seymour (Little Shop of Horrors) | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 267 | |
| No IntToReal | Run To The Hills | Iron Maiden | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.7 | 339 | |
| Click Every Button | Climb Every Mountain | Julie Andrews | 4.8 | 4.5 | 4.6 | 284 | |
| That Wasn't A Fart, oh S**T, I've Diarrhoea | How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria? | Sound of Music | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 558 | |
| The 555 Medley | Various | Various | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 217 | |
| We've Gone and Won The Ashes | We're Off To See The Wizard | Cast of The Wizard of Oz | 5.0 | 4.5 | 4.7 | 295 | |
| The Travails Of Reading The Quran | The Ballad of John and Yoko | The Beatles | 4.6 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 288 | |
| Hail the Invisible Pink Unicorn | Behold The Lord High Executioner | Gilbert and Sullivan (The Mikado) | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 519 | |
| Too Much Snot | Too Darn Hot | Cole Porter | 4.8 | 4.7 | 4.8 | 309 | |
| I Am An Acolyte Of The Invisible Pink Unicorn | The Major-General's Song | Gilbert and Sullivan | 4.4 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 616 | |
| Bleep! Old Birds | Feed The Birds | Julie Andrews (Mary Poppins) | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 254 | |
| You Vivisected A Bunny | You Never Give Me Your Money | The Beatles | 5.0 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 195 | |
| I'm A Victim | I'm A Loser | The Beatles | 4.8 | 4.6 | 4.8 | 230 | |
| Fat Freddy | Black Betty | Ram Jam | 4.3 | 3.6 | 3.9 | 473 | |
| The Iraqi Democracy Song | The Major-General's Song | Gilbert and Sullivan | 4.5 | 4.7 | 4.6 | 570 | |
| The Devil Went Down To Springfield | The Devil Went Down To Georgia | Charlie Daniels Band | 4.7 | 5.0 | 4.9 | 442 | |
| A Policeman's Job | A Policeman's Lot | Gilbert and Sullivan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 729 | |
| Memory | Yesterday | The Beatles | 4.6 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 227 | |
| He's Got the Whole World In His Strands | He's Got the Whole World In His Hands | Traditional Hymn | 3.8 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 449 | |
| Brandy | Sandy | John Travolta | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 321 | |
| I Voted For Malcolm | I Got It From Agnes | Tom Lehrer | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 222 | |
| I Ain't Been Ham-uh-let | You Ain't Seen Nothin' Yet | Bachmann Turner Overdrive | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 335 | |
| Godfather, Godfather | Matchmaker, Matchmaker | Fiddler on the Roof | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 1075 | |
| What's In A Kidney | Eleanor Rigby | The Beatles | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.7 | 963 | |
| Meeting the Ringwraith | Cabaret | Liza Minelli | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 294 | |
| Whenever I'm Getting Laid | Whenever I Feel Afraid | The King and I | 4.3 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 767 | |
| Et Tu Brute | No Milk Today | Herman's Hermits | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 252 | |
| Knight, Leave Her | Night Fever | The Bee Gees | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 216 | |
| Ain't His Glove | Tainted Love | Soft Cell | 4.6 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 298 | |
| Ontogeny Recapitulates Phylogeny | Yesterday | The Beatles | 4.6 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 475 | |
| Walkabout Phone | Runaround Sue | Dion | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 332 | |
| (Another Blunkett) Peccadillo | (Is this the way to) Amarillo | Tony Christie | 4.8 | 4.7 | 4.8 | 265 | |
| Nosferatu | Desperado | The Eagles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 238 | |
| Driveway | My Way | Frank Sinatra | 4.8 | 4.9 | 4.8 | 449 | |
| Less Bravado | Desperado | The Eagles | 4.9 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 210 | |
| Welcome to the Shire | King Herod's Song | Herod (Jesus Christ Superstar) | 4.3 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 255 | |
| The Emergency Call Waiting Song | Twelve Days of Christmas | Traditional | 4.4 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 509 | |
| The Euro-Army | The Folk Song Army | Tom Lehrer | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 337 | |
| Her Anatomy's Flat, Sport | Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport | Rolf Harris | 4.5 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 361 | |
| If You See... | Let It Be | The Beatles | 5.0 | 4.4 | 4.6 | 268 | |
| The Splitting of the Fellowship | I Am So Proud | Gilbert and Sullivan (The Mikado) | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 381 | |
| He's Here is Hu | Three Cheers for Pooh | A.A.Milne | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 247 | |
| Guantanamo Bay | Botany Bay | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 488 | |
| An Actor's Dilemma | To Be, Or Not To Be | Shakespeare (Hamlet) | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 775 | |
| I'm Reviewing The State Of Pensions | I'm Reviewing The Situation | Fagin (From Oliver) | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 390 | |
| The Ten Commandments | Twelve Days of Christmas | Traditional | 4.2 | 3.9 | 4.0 | 1700 | |
| Blotto | Jello | Spaff / Robert Lund | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 207 | |
| Dad and Mommy kidnapped Santa Claus | I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus | Jimmy Boyd | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 291 | |
| Johnny set a trap for Santa Claus | I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus | Jimmy Boyd | 4.8 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 232 | |
| The Oil Depot Fire of '05 | Stairway to Heaven | Led Zeppelin | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 191 | |
| Bought A Gnome For Christmas | I'll Be Home For Christmas | Bing Crosby | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 259 | |
| Rudolph the (Radioactive) Red-Nosed Reindeer | Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer | Gene Autry | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 1634 | |
| The Gamer | The Gambler | Kenny Rogers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 292 | |
| I'm In Debt | Be Our Guest | Disney (Beauty and the Beast) | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.1 | 941 | |
| Moe! A Beer | Do Re Me | Cast of The Sound of Music | 4.4 | 4.7 | 4.6 | 871 | |
| The Mickey and Minnie Divorce Song (Feelin' Goofy) | The 57th Street Bridge Song (Feelin' Groovy) | Simon and Garfunkel | 4.2 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 849 | |
| Hamster's Paradise | Gangsta's Paradise | Coolio | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.8 | 643 | |
| Mr DIY Man | Mr Tambourine Man | Bob Dylan | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 353 | |
| With Me Bit O' Pepperoni In Me Hand | With My Little Ukulele In My Hand | George Formby | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 287 | |
| The British Pint O' Beer | The British Grenadiers | Traditional | 4.5 | 2.8 | 3.8 | 506 | |
| Rubik's Cube: It Gave Me RSI And Tendonitis | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Mary Poppins | 4.5 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 1190 | |
| The Turkey Song | The Chicken Song | Spitting Image: Philip Pope, Rob Grant and Doug Na | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 2562 | |
| I Can See That It's Died | I Believe I Can Fly | R Kelly | 4.0 | 4.2 | 4.0 | 261 | |
| Mr Creosote's Song | Herod's Song | Cast of Jesus Christ Superstar | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 363 | |
| I Hunt Guacamole | I Love Rock n Roll | Joan Jett and the Blackhearts | 4.8 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 458 | |
| Galloway, The Missing MP | Macavity, The Mystery Cat | TS Eliot | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 280 | |
| Purple Baize | Purple Haze | Jimi Hendrix | 5.0 | 4.3 | 4.7 | 328 | |
| The Baggins Who Carries The Ring | The Flowers That Bloom In The Spring | Gilbert and Sullivan (The Mikado) | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 338 | |
| Time To Get Rid Of You | Ain't No Pleasin' You | Chas n Dave | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 250 | |
| I Know An Old Pervert Who French-Kissed A Frog | I Know An Old Lady Who Swallowed A Fly | Burl Ives | 4.9 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 558 | |
| Abusive To Staff | Addicted To Love | Robert Palmer | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 225 | |
| I Don't Like Sundaes | I Don't Like Mondays | The Boomtown Rats | 3.9 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 329 | |
| Addicted To Oil | Addicted To Love | Robert Palmer | 4.9 | 4.7 | 5.0 | 345 | |
| Parodies We Write | Strangers In The Night | Frank Sinatra | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 198 | |
| David Cameron | The Wanderer | Status Quo | 4.9 | 4.7 | 4.9 | 222 | |
| Oh, PHB | O Christmas Tree | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 277 | |
| Didn't Grope Yo' Mama | Gimme Hope, Joanna | Eddy Grant | 4.5 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 758 | |
| The Lawyer-Hunting Song | The Hunting Song | Tom Kehrer | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 678 | |
| Last Night I Watched Fu Manchu | I Got My Mind Set On You | George Harrison | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 204 | |
| The Tumbler | The Gambler | Kenny Rogers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 361 | |
| Weapons of Mass Destruction | Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer | Gene Autry | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 248 | |
| Cat's On The Keyboard | Cat's In The Cradle | Harry Chapin | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 845 | |
| I Predict A Riot ('cause of some cartoons) | I Predict A Riot | Kaiser Chiefs | 3.9 | 3.9 | 4.0 | 307 | |
| The MRSA Song | The Major-General's Song | Gilbert and Sullivan | 4.5 | 4.3 | 4.5 | 666 | |
| Box With a Cat In | Nights in White Satin | The Moody Blues | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 226 | |
| All Your Fault | All That Jazz | Catherine Zeta Jones (from Chicago) | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 245 | |
| Life In The Daft Lane | Life In The Fast Lane | The Eagles | 4.9 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 263 | |
| Eight MPG | Eight Days A Week | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 287 | |
| Now I'm Sixty-Four | When I'm Sixty-Four | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 270 | |
| eBay | My Way | Frank Sinatra | 4.9 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 426 | |
| Met's Top Policeman | Death Watch Beetle | Eric Alexander | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 270 | |
| Bizarre Mangled Stammer | The Star Spangled Banner | Francis Scott Key | 4.4 | 4.6 | 4.5 | 468 | |
| That's My Aim | That's My Goal | Shayne Ward | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 304 | |
| The Demise of Communism | The Red Flag | Traditional | 5.0 | 4.5 | 5.0 | 1198 | |
| Take This Job And Stick It | Take It To The Limit | The Eagles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 360 | |
| Superstitious Minds | Suspicious Minds | Elvis Presley | 4.9 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 800 | |
| Why Don't We Stew Another Toad | Why Don't We Do It In The Road | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 193 | |
| Truvelo | Angelo | Brotherhood of Man | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.3 | 1049 | |
| Walter's Done For The World | What A Wonderful World | Louis Armstrong | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 340 | |
| Foursomes Do It For Me | Pour Some Sugar On Me | Def Leppard | 5.0 | 4.2 | 4.5 | 269 | |
| Battle Hymn of the Church of Ultimate Naked Truth | The Battle Hymn of the Republic | Traditional | 4.6 | 4.8 | 4.7 | 593 | |
| The Lambeff Talk | The Lambeth Walk | Me and My Girl | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 228 | |
| Undead By The Bite | Blinded By The Light | Manfred Mann | 4.9 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 432 | |
| Just a Hick Teen | Only Sixteen | Sam Cooke | 4.3 | 3.7 | 4.0 | 218 | |
| Arthur Dent | Penny Lane | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 236 | |
| Hard Rock Eurovision | Hard Rock Hallelujah | Lordi | 3.9 | 4.5 | 4.4 | 608 | |
| Helped Me Mate It With The Knight | Help Me Make It Through The Night | Kris Kristofferson | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 236 | |
| Make Me Up 'Til The Gender Bends | Wake Me Up When September Ends | Green Day | 4.8 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 289 | |
| Avian Flu | Summertime Blues | Eddie Cochrane | 4.4 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 437 | |
| I Didn't Fart You Liar | We Didn't Start The Fire | Billy Joel | 4.8 | 4.9 | 4.8 | 1342 | |
| Blow Me Bleedin' Self Up?(Self-Immolation Anxiety) | Get A Bleedin' Move On (Self-Preservation Society) | Michael Caine (The Italian Job) | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.1 | 615 | |
| Twenty-Four Pints | These Foolish Things | Frank Sinatra | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 335 | |
| Three Lions (England's Coming Home) | Three Lions (Football's Coming Home) | Skinner, Baddiel and the Lighning Seeds | 4.2 | 4.3 | 4.5 | 983 | |
| You Can't Think That | You Can't Do That | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 191 | |
| Stairway to Heaven | Stairway to Heaven | Led Zeppelin | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 350 | |
| Ronaldo | Fernando | Abba | 3.9 | 4.1 | 4.0 | 1071 | |
| I Ain't Got Internet | You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet | Bachmann Turner Overdrive | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 368 | |
| 40 | My Way | Frank Sinatra | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 278 | |
| Muslim Rent-a-Mob | The Urban Spaceman | Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band | 3.7 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 524 | |
| Bored | Bad | Michael Jackson | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 235 | |
| Under The Knife | Under The Sea | Disney (The Little Mermaid) | 4.9 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 333 | |
| I've Got A Little List | I've Got A Little List | Gilbert and Sullivan | 4.0 | 4.6 | 4.2 | 1054 | |
| I've Only Got A Three Inch Tool | I Only Want To Be With You | The Tourists | 5.0 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 2160 | |
| More Than An Ape, Not Yet A Human | I'm Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman | Britney Spears | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 268 | |
| Subconsciously Wrong | Comfortably Numb | Pink Floyd | 4.7 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 212 | |
| Greensleeves (The Runny Nose Song) | Greensleeves | Henry VIII (Allegedly) | 4.5 | 4.4 | 4.6 | 1068 | |
| Donny's No Good | Johnny B Goode | Chuck Berry | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 322 | |
| Song of the Parasite (Feed on Me) | Lean On Me | Bill Withers | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 376 | |
| Oh Bother, I'm Nearly Sixty | I Wanna Go Back To Dixie | Tom Lehrer | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 232 | |
| Fry Me A Baboon | Fly Me To The Moon | Frank Sinatra | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 276 | |
| I Ain't Going To The Vet | You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet | Bachman Turner Overdrive | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 261 | |
| My Way (The Blair version) | My Way | Frank Sinatra | 4.3 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 1303 | |
| Santa Claus Is Going To Jail | Santa Claus Is Coming To Town | Traditional | 4.2 | 3.7 | 3.8 | 554 | |
| My Way - Or Else | Highway To Hell | ACDC | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 282 | |
| My Guy | My Guy | Mary Wells | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 531 | |
| I'm Gonna Vote (500 Ones) | I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles) | The Proclaimers | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 604 | |
| Boozing and Smoking | Waltzing Matilda | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 266 | |
| The Walmart Burglary | Winter Wonderland | Felix Bernard | 4.9 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 236 | |
| Ex-Wife Number Five | Mambo Number 5 | Lou Bega | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 924 | |
| Santa Claus Is Dumbing It Down | Santa Claus Is Coming To Town | Traditional | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 416 | |
| Merry Christmas, Smelly Body | Merry Christmas Everybody | Slade | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 328 | |
| I Got A Pot Of Chocolate For Christmas | I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas | Gayla Peevey | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 386 | |
| I'm Round | I'm Down | The Beatles | 4.7 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 194 | |
| Your Round | I'm Down | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 206 | |
| Snoggin' Dobby | Rockin' Robin | The Jackson Five | 4.9 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 518 | |
| Another Leaves In Disgust | Another One Bites The Dust | Queen | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 372 | |
| The Juggler | The Gambler | Kenny Rogers | 4.9 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 265 | |
| Cricket Outside | Ticket To Ride | The Beatles | 4.6 | 4.7 | 4.5 | 216 | |
| A Metaphysical Investigation into Decision-Making | A Spoonful of Sugar | Mary Poppins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 512 | |
| The CBN 700 Club | The Castleford Ladies Magical Circle | Jake Thackray | 4.7 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 484 | |
| Stega-Bronto-Brachylopho-Anodontosaurus | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Mary Poppins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 285 | |
| No Good At Dancing | Don't Feel Like Dancing | Scissor Sisters | 4.8 | 4.1 | 4.2 | 263 | |
| Fight 'Gainst The Might of Yahweh | Fight For Your Right To Party | The Beastie Boys | 2.4 | 2.2 | 2.2 | 270 | |
| Jigglybytes | The Israelites | Desmond Dekker | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 232 | |
| Everything Shows | Anything Goes | Cole Porter | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 488 | |
| Bring a Spanner | Sing Hosanna | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 328 | |
| Thieving From A Jet Plane | Leaving On A Jet Plane | John Denver | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 281 | |
| When Iran Gets An A-Bomb | When A Man Loves A Woman | Percy Sledge | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 242 | |
| I Wanna Upgrade To Vista | I Wanna Go Back To Dixie | Tom Lehrer | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 241 | |
| Nailing Jelly To The Wall | Sipping Cider Through A Straw | Traditional | 4.8 | 4.2 | 4.4 | 639 | |
| A Comment on Intelligent Design | The Battle Hymn of the Republic | Traditional | 2.8 | 2.8 | 2.9 | 329 | |
| Farrago | Fernando | Abba | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 225 | |
| Crappy Modern Art | Achy Breaky Heart | Billy Ray Cyrus | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 352 | |
| Quackety Quack | Yakety Yak | The Coasters | 3.6 | 3.6 | 3.6 | 448 | |
| Yellow Bird | Yellow Bird | Harry Belafonte | 4.3 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 1583 | |
| I've Got Body Hair | I've Been Everywhere | Johnny Cash | 5.0 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 613 | |
| (How did you) Get So Ugly Overnight | Help Me Make It Through The Night | Kris Kristofferson | 4.8 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 577 | |
| The Nutritionist's Song | The Major-General's Song | Gilbert and Sullivan | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 420 | |
| Armageddon | Amarillo | Tony Christie | 2.2 | 2.2 | 2.2 | 251 | |
| If There Only Were A Train | If I Only Had A Brain | Wizard of Oz | 4.6 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 231 | |
| Hamster Munch | Monster Mash | Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band | 5.0 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 627 | |
| Boring is the Budget of Gordon Brown | Being for the Benefit of Mr Kite | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 375 | |
| Whatever Happened To My Arse? | Whatever Happened To My Part? | Spamalot - The Lady Of The Lake | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 460 | |
| The 100th Let It Be Parody | Let It Be | The Beatles | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 513 | |
| Prime Minister Tony | Dear Officer Krupke | Stephen Sondheim (West Side Story) | 3.0 | 3.1 | 3.1 | 311 | |
| Al Qaeda's Goals | California Girls | The Beach Boys | 4.8 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 507 | |
| Schtumm! They're Going To Get You | Somewhere Over The Rainbow | Dorothy (from The Wizard of Oz) | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 363 | |
| Sod It, Hobbit! | Damn It, Janet! | Brad and Janet | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 251 | |
| New Labour Dream (Gordon is a-Coming) | Wonderful Dream (Holidays are Coming) | Melanie Thornton | 2.0 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 248 | |
| Be Jay | Bad Day | Daniel Powter | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 251 | |
| Free Tits | Beat It | Michael Jackson | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 2060 | |
| If There's Violence & You Hate It(Blame the Games) | If You're Happy And You Know It (Clap Your Hands) | Traditional | 4.8 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 229 | |
| Paris Hilton's Going To Jail | Santa Claus Is Coming To Town | Traditional | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 651 | |
| If I Only Had A Brain (Paris Hilton version) | If I Only Had A Brain | The Scarecrow (Wizard of Oz) | 4.8 | 4.9 | 4.8 | 444 | |
| The Paris That Sits In Her Cell | The Flowers That Bloom In The Spring | Gilbert and Sullivan (The Mikado) | 4.7 | 4.6 | 4.7 | 242 | |
| Four-way: Three Women, and Me | Always A Woman To Me | Billy Joel | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 263 | |
| Rational Government Week | National Brotherhood Week | Tom Lehrer | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 276 | |
| Big Brother | My Brother | Terry Scott | 5.0 | 4.5 | 4.8 | 393 | |
| Boozy-Woozy Floozie Ho (From Clacton-On-Sea) | Boogie-Woogie Bugle Boy | The Andrews Sisters | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 564 | |
| Come On Luke, Join The Dark Side Of The Force | Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life | Eric Idle | 4.7 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 742 | |
| Khomeini Tonight | Comedy Tonight | Sondheim | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 527 | |
| Medication Now | Desolation Row | Bob Dylan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 314 | |
| Addicted To Pies | Ticket To Ride | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 300 | |
| If It's Trying To Sell Viagra (Then It's Spam) | If You're Happy And You Know It (Clap Your Hands) | Traditional | 4.9 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 413 | |
| A-S-S-H-O-L-E | D-I-V-O-R-C-E | Tammy Wynette | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 368 | |
| (I Ain't Got No) Inspiration | (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction | The Rolling Stones | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 656 | |
| Ruth Kelly | Grace Kelly | Mika | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 407 | |
| Tucking 'em In | Buckingham Green | Ween | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 266 | |
| Bleah! Birthday Boy | Hey Birthday Boy | Spaff.com | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 313 | |
| Drinking In The Street | Dancing In The Street | David Bowie and Mick Jagger | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 287 | |
| Larry Craig | Penny Lane | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 507 | |
| Be Prepared (The Scar Scouts Version) | Be Prepared | Scar & Hyaenas - Lion King | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 374 | |
| Fag | Nag | Joan Jett and the Blackhearts | 5.0 | 4.6 | 4.8 | 441 | |
| Bowdlerized | Yesterday | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 300 | |
| When I'm Cleaning Windowsâ„¢ | When I'm Cleaning Windows | George Formby | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 438 | |
| Pet Rat | Get Back | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 275 | |
| 404 | Yesterday | The Beatles | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 339 | |
| 404 | My Oh My | Slade | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 280 | |
| As I Was Surfing, Here And There | As I Was Going Up The Stair | Traditional | 4.4 | 4.8 | 4.6 | 302 | |
| Buy My Black Pud | Bye Bye Blackbird | Etta James | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 429 | |
| Thank God I'm An Atheist | Thank God I'm A Country Boy | John Denver | 4.6 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 838 | |
| The Flanker's Song | The Winker's Song (Misprint) | Ivor Biggun | 5.0 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 467 | |
| The Fundamentalist's Song | The Major-General's Song | Gilbert and Sullivan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 4.9 | 994 | |
| Whistles 'Cause She's Dire | Whistle For The Choir | The Fratellis | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 305 | |
| Bum Hair, Lycra in Dayglo | Somewhere Over The Rainbow | Judy Garland | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 478 | |
| Take The Piss Out Of Me (Ming's Farewell) | Save Your Kisses For Me | Brotherhood of Man | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 691 | |
| John Paul's On Fire | Great Balls of Fire | Jerry Lee Lewis | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 329 | |
| Posted It On YouTube | Heard It On The Grapevine | Marvin Gaye | 4.8 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 472 | |
| Ovens In Me Lair | Love Is In The Air | John Paul Young | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 268 | |
| Carbon Is A Greenhouse Gas | Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend | Marilyn Monroe | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 372 | |
| Hi Natasha, Hello Gregor (Letter from California) | Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah (A Letter from Camp) | Allan Sherman | 4.9 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 332 | |
| Dumbledore's Gay? | Runaround Sue | Dion | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 510 | |
| Monopoly | Dr Stein | Helloween | 4.8 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 356 | |
| Beagle Tai Chi | Eagle Fly Free | Helloween | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 398 | |
| Song of the Fridge Penguin Sceptic | Herod's Song | Cast of Jesus Christ Superstar | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 416 | |
| The Techies Of PC World | The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 427 | |
| That's Bad Porno | That's Amore | Dean Martin | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 810 | |
| Me Ears Are Like Ice | The Israelites | Desmond Dekker | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 269 | |
| Move Over (Alistair) Darling | Move Over Darling | Doris Day | 4.6 | 4.4 | 4.5 | 920 | |
| Hey Claire, It's Sylar | Hey There Delilah | Plain White Ts | 4.8 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 456 | |
| Ron Paul Rally | Long Tall Sally | Little Richard | 4.1 | 4.0 | 3.9 | 393 | |
| A Teddy Bear Called Mohammed | Teddy Bears' Picnic | Traditional | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.8 | 809 | |
| The Bad Habits Of Yours Truly | The Ballad of John and Yoko | The Beatles | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 278 | |
| Jesus In A Bun | Seasons In The Sun | Terry Jacks | 4.6 | 4.7 | 4.6 | 352 | |
| I'm Erect | Be Our Guest | Disney | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 570 | |
| Twas The Morning Of Christmas | Twas The Night Before Christmas | Traditional | 4.5 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 653 | |
| Heaven Knows I'm Fashionable Now | Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now | The Smiths | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 472 | |
| Someday My Prints Will Match | Someday My Prince Will Come | Disney | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 434 | |
| Crank A Fella's Sock | Rockafeller Skank | Fatboy Slim | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 439 | |
| All I Want In Bond Films Is Q | All I Want For Christmas Is You | Mariah Carey | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 276 | |
| Slayin' A Knight | Stayin' Alive | Bee Gees | 5.0 | 4.9 | 4.8 | 319 | |
| Dang! You Feel Like A Wookie | Man! I Feel Like A Woman | Shania Twain | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 393 | |
| McCain | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 491 | |
| H2O Has H-Bonds | Every Rose Has Its Thorn | Poison | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 527 | |
| Henry's Nose... | Every Rose Has Its Thorn | Poison | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 357 | |
| Why Do We Have A Problem With Sharia | How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria | Sound of Music | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 569 | |
| There's No Plan Two | Me Ol' Bamboo | Dick van Dyke | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 294 | |
| You Cannot Throw A Party | You Won't Succeed On Broadway | King Arthur, Sir Robin and the cast of Spamalot | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 380 | |
| Pyongyang | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 253 | |
| Help! | Help! | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 256 | |
| My Fundamentalist Things | My Favourite Things | Julie Andrews | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 299 | |
| Alkanes | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | 4.8 | 5.0 | 4.8 | 274 | |
| Icky Yucky Sticky Crappy Seriously Pooey Nappy | Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka-Dot Bikini | Brian Hyland | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 554 | |
| Free Falling (The Bear Stearns Share Price) | Free Falling | Tom Petty | 5.0 | 4.5 | 5.0 | 573 | |
| A Typical Man | An Innocent Man | Billy Joel | 4.6 | 4.7 | 4.8 | 570 | |
| The Greenback Party | The Folk Song Army | Tom Lehrer | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 241 | |
| Arthur C Clarke's A Writer | We Didn't Start The Fire | Billy Joel | 4.8 | 4.7 | 4.8 | 462 | |
| Sarcozy In The UK | Anarchy in the UK | The Sex Pistols | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 314 | |
| Elmer Fudd on Google | Thank You For The Music | Abba | 4.6 | 4.1 | 4.3 | 719 | |
| Hot Rod | Hot Stuff | Donna Summer | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 346 | |
| Software Pirates Sony BMG | Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 246 | |
| I'm Not A Nazi | I'm Not In Love | 10cc | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 301 | |
| She Misspeak, He Miss-Poke | Ob-la Di Ob-la Da | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 319 | |
| Another Bunfight's A Must | Another One Bites The Dust | Queen | 4.8 | 5.0 | 4.8 | 250 | |
| Hooray Henry | Do Wah Diddy | Manfred Mann | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 259 | |
| Parisienne Wa?kways | Parisienne Walkways | Thin Lizzy | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 221 | |
| I Believe | I Believe | Not The Nine O'Clock News | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 344 | |
| Conway's Song | Annie's Song | John Denver | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 251 | |
| The Night Santa Talked Dirty | The Night Santa Went Crazy | Weird Al Yankovic | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 270 | |
| Algebra is Useless (Theme from M*A*T*H) | Suicide Is Painless (Theme from M*A*S*H) | Theme Songs | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 613 | |
| Diluvian Pie | American Pie | Don McLean | 4.8 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 1277 | |
| Piled Higher and Deeper | The First Cut is the Deepest | Rod Stewart | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 282 | |
| Tranny's Song | Annie's Song | John Denver | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 418 | |
| Not Spongebob Squarepants | Goodbye To Romance | Ozzy Osbourne | 5.0 | 4.8 | 5.0 | 351 | |
| Mail Them All When The Rapture Comes | Wake Me Up When September Ends | Green Day | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 263 | |
| (Used to be a) Rockstar | Rockstar | Nickelback | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.7 | 794 | |
| Another Kid Up The Duff | Another Brick In The Wall (Part 2) | Pink Floyd | 4.8 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 229 | |
| Chelsea Tractor | Chelsea Dagger | The Fratellis | 3.8 | 4.0 | 3.8 | 349 | |
| Jesus Set In Stone With a Hard-On | Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds | The Beatles | 4.6 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 368 | |
| Fannie Mae | Maggie May | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 293 | |
| Are You Ready For The Rapture | She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain | Traditional | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 387 | |
| Brush Up Your Scripture | Brush Up Your Shakespeare | Cole Porter | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 547 | |
| Marching Through Georgia (2008) | Marching Through Georgia | Henry Clay Work | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 380 | |
| Big Brother | My Brother | Terry Scott | 4.7 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 235 | |
| Could You Ever See McCain | Have You Ever Seen The Rain | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 230 | |
| Plumber-Man Joe | Bungalow Bill | The Beatles | 4.7 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 230 | |
| Tina Fey | Let It Be | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 229 | |
| Whatever Became Of Dubya | Whatever Became Of Hubert | Tom Lehrer | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 147 | |
| **** Sarah Palin | Always A Woman | Billy Joel | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 287 | |
| El Condor Pasa (US Election '08) | El Condor Pasa | Simon & Garfunkel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 165 | |
| The Maverick Song | The Lumberjack Song | Monty Python | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 295 | |
| I'm Not Delusional | It's Not Unusual | Tom Jones | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 232 | |
| Gee Barack Obama | Gee Officer Krupke | Cast of West Side Story | 4.5 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 400 | |
| The Story of the Three Little Pigs | Another Brick In The Wall (Parts 1, 2 and 3) | Pink Floyd | 4.2 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 456 | |
| Vista Machine | Silver Machine | Hawkwind | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 159 | |
| I Do Not Want Christmas At All | All I Want For Christmas Is You | Mariah Carey | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 203 | |
| Insidious Sound of Brainwashing | O Little Town of Bethlehem | Traditional | 4.7 | 4.3 | 4.5 | 170 | |
| Porn in the USA | Born in the USA | Bruce Springsteen | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 218 | |
| Camp Obama | Camp Granada | Allan Sherman | 4.7 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 290 | |
| Eight Babies - Eek! | Eight Days A Week | The Beatles | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 306 | |
| Insimianated | Complicated | Avril Lavigne | 5.0 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 187 | |
| I'm Attending A Class In Aerobics | It's The End Of The World And We Know It | REM | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 218 | |
| **** Gordon Brown | Sweet Georgia Brown | Louis Armstrong | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 150 | |
| Leila | Layla | Derek And The Dominos | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 171 | |
| I've Got A Little List (of new features for the new version) | I've Got A Little List | Gilbert & Sullivan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 327 | |
| Three-Way | My Way | Frank Sinatra | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 172 | |
| 50 Ways To Leave High Wycombe | 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover | Paul Simon | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 151 | |
| Blame It On Obama | Blame It On The Boogie | The Jackson Five | 2.9 | 2.9 | 3.0 | 1119 | |
| Only "Flu" | Only You | Yazoo | 4.6 | 4.7 | 4.6 | 149 | |
| The Banker's Song | The Winker's Song (Misprint) | Ivor Biggun | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 196 | |
| MP's Expense | Mercedes Benz | Janis Joplin | 4.7 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 176 | |
| (I'm an MP) 500 Pounds | (I'm Gonna Be) 500 Miles | The Proclaimers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 164 | |
| Play Fair Delilah | Hey There Delilah | Plain White Ts | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 193 | |
| Goodbye Hazel Blears | Candle In The Wind (Goodbye Norma Jean) | Elton John | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 174 | |
| Falsies Brunhilde | Waltzing Matilda | Traditional Australian | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 128 | |
| Snuffed It | Beat It | Michael Jackson | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 288 | |
| The House of the Writhing Nuns | The House of the Rising Sun | The Animals | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 140 | |
| The Perils of Overdosing on Kaolin and Morphine | Without You | Harry Nilsson | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 95 | |
| I Got The Swine-Avian Flu | I Got My Mind Set On You | George Harrison | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 139 | |
| Grumpy, Happy, Dopey, Sneezy, Bashful, Doc and Sleaz-, oops Sleepy | Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka-dot Bikini | Brian Hyland | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 292 | |
| Toker Face | Poker Face | Lady GaGa | 4.5 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 149 | |
| Dear Diary | Dear Prudence | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 73 | |
| Slack Plastic Woman | Black Magic Woman | Santana | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 119 | |
| Whining Scouser From Liverpool | Long Haired Lover From Liverpool | Jimmy Osmond | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 84 | |
| I Only Want To Be A Jew | I Only Want To Be With You | The Tourists | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 123 | |
| Google Is God | Breaking The Law | Judas Priest | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 127 | |
| Y-Fronts | My Guy | Mary Wells | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 91 | |
| A Farewell To The Bush Administration | Be Our Guest | Disney Songs | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 148 | |
| TLA | Yesterday | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 99 | |
| There's Never Been A Punk Rocker | I Wish I Was A Punk Rocker | Sandi Thom | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 69 | |
| Another Vote | Another Girl | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 68 | |
| My Bum Has Got A Bomb In | The Sun Has Got His Hat On | Cast of Me and My Girl | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 76 | |
| Your Mother's Unsightly Bust | Another One Bites The Dust | Queen | 4.8 | 4.7 | 4.8 | 91 | |
| Ahmadinejad Is A Jew | All I Want For Christmas Is You | Mariah Carey | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 106 | |
| Wrong On The Internet | Born in the USA | Bruce Springsteen | 4.9 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 118 | |
| To Whom The Mud Sticks | For Whom The Bell Tolls | John Donne | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 71 | |
| **** Me | Call Me | Blondie | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 100 | |
| BNP | Let It Be | The Beatles | No Votes | 84 | |||
| Inedible You | Inflatable You | Tim Minchin | 4.2 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 55 | |
| Don't Sack Nutt, You Plonker | Don't Look Back In Anger | Oasis | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 66 | |
| Alan Johnson | George Murphy | Tom Lehrer | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 24 | |
