Song Parodies -> Since You Been Blonde
| Original Song Title: | "Since You Been Gone" |
| Original Performer: | Rainbow |
| Parody Song Title: | "Since You Been Blonde" |
| Parody Written by: | Phil Alexander |
I wouldn't go so far as to call this a true story, but I was reminded recently of a university friend who started behaving (now, how to put this politely?) *differently* after bleaching her hair. OK, so this is a teensy-weensy wee bit of an exaggeration...
Thought it was in your genes, that which made you bright
Not in a D- or an A-cup
Maybe it ain't genetic,
Environmental, but cosmetic:
Something wrong in your make-up
The vacant look that's in your eyes
It's like you've been lobotomized
Since you been blonde, since you been blonde
What's in your head has faded
'Telligence gone, and since you been blonde
Can't walk and think unaided
D'oooooh, Duuuuuh, D'oooooh
Since you been blonde
And with the night-club band, you showed us "moonwalking":
Dragging your butt with a bare behind(!)
Should I blow in your ear, or just buy you another beer
If I want to change your mind?
Your passport has made you perplexed -
"Why did I get an 'F' in sex?"
Since you been blonde, since you been blonde
What's in your head has faded
Brains have all gone, and since you been blonde
Can't talk and chew unaided
D'oooooh, Duuuuuh, D'oooooh
Since you been blonde
When I shine a light
Into your ears
Your eyes sparkle bright
Duhhhhh
Since you been blonde, since you been blonde
What's in your head has faded
All thought has gone, and since you been blonde
Can't talk and think unaided
D'oooooh, Duuuuuh, D'oooooh
Since you been blonde
Since you been blonde, since you been blonde
What's on your head has faded
Since you been blonde, since you been blonde
What's in your head has faded
[FADE]
Not in a D- or an A-cup
Maybe it ain't genetic,
Environmental, but cosmetic:
Something wrong in your make-up
The vacant look that's in your eyes
It's like you've been lobotomized
Since you been blonde, since you been blonde
What's in your head has faded
'Telligence gone, and since you been blonde
Can't walk and think unaided
D'oooooh, Duuuuuh, D'oooooh
Since you been blonde
And with the night-club band, you showed us "moonwalking":
Dragging your butt with a bare behind(!)
Should I blow in your ear, or just buy you another beer
If I want to change your mind?
Your passport has made you perplexed -
"Why did I get an 'F' in sex?"
Since you been blonde, since you been blonde
What's in your head has faded
Brains have all gone, and since you been blonde
Can't talk and chew unaided
D'oooooh, Duuuuuh, D'oooooh
Since you been blonde
When I shine a light
Into your ears
Your eyes sparkle bright
Duhhhhh
Since you been blonde, since you been blonde
What's in your head has faded
All thought has gone, and since you been blonde
Can't talk and think unaided
D'oooooh, Duuuuuh, D'oooooh
Since you been blonde
Since you been blonde, since you been blonde
What's on your head has faded
Since you been blonde, since you been blonde
What's in your head has faded
[FADE]
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Big surprise in the voting stats here, looks like the One Guy is actually a Blonde Girl. I'm balancing the score a bit with 5s and this blond joke:
Q: Why do blonde women often have bruises around the navel area?
A: Blonde men aren't that smart either!
Q: Why do blonde women often have bruises around the navel area?
A: Blonde men aren't that smart either!
That should stop traffic, too.
I loved the moonwalking bit!
Man, I haven't thought about the original song in ages! This was fun--5's from me!
very good, must have taken ages to write. I like the original song a lot but I'd like to hear someone do this version, and I think Rainbow would too
Thanks doug.. oh, and everyone else seeing as I haven't already... I'd kind of like to hear it sung, too :-)
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