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Song Parodies -> "(How did you) Get So Ugly Overnight"

Original Song Title:

"Help Me Make It Through The Night"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kris Kristofferson

Parody Song Title:

"(How did you) Get So Ugly Overnight"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

I'm told that "How did you get so ugly overnight" is one of the best Country song titles ever... but I couldn't find the OS anywhere, so I decided to write my own
Take my hand, we'll go upstairs
T'was a good night on the pull
You're the perfect girl for me
'Cause we're both so beautiful

When I wake up by your side
By the early morning light
And I'm wond'ring how the hell
You got so ugly overnight

Don't know where the make-up's gone
I was scared that you'd been shot
With a double-barrelled shotgun
'Cause last night, you looked so hot

When my hangover has gone
And my brain's in gear, I might
Just about work out how you
Got so damn ugly overnight

Like a feminine King Kong
Something out of Abu Graibh
Now some devil-demon horror
But last night you were a babe

Sneak away, and I'll be gone
But you wake, and shriek with fright
'Cause you can't believe that I
Got so ugly overnight

So you're asking, how did I
Get so ugly overnight?

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Michael Pacholek - March 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Lemme guess: Makeup by Jack Daniels. But you sure made up for it with this parody. Five doses at the clinic.
alvin rhodes - March 07, 2007 - Report this comment
could be a real country western tune
2Eagle - March 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Do you remember seeing the TV commercial where Fabio turnes into an old man? Stuff happens.
John Barry - March 07, 2007 - Report this comment
More Ann Coulter!
AFW - March 07, 2007 - Report this comment
I see we both picked an ugly theme, today...right on the money, here
Stuart McArthur - March 08, 2007 - Report this comment
those beer-goggles work a treat don't they? - too bad reality has to stick its big ugly Abu Graibhish nose in, Phil (sigh) - 555
John Jenkins - March 08, 2007 - Report this comment
I, too, liked the Abu Graigh metaphor. Is this the first time Abu Graibh has been rhymed with babe?
Phil Alexander - March 09, 2007 - Report this comment
It seems to be, JJ... which may just be because in theory they don't actually rhyme: www.slate.com/id/2100290
Thanks everyone - will go and have a look, AFW
pogo - March 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Loved the tit for tat at the end. At first thought it was just another female bashing parody, but you saved it at the end. Good for you!
Phil Alexander - March 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, pogo - all the best songs have a twist in the tail, don't you think? ;-) After its first performance, this one has become a regular - it always seems to go down well

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