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Fun Music Information -> Kris Kristofferson
This is the most recent information about Kris Kristofferson that has been submitted to amIright. If we have more information about Kris Kristofferson, then we provide a link to the section where it appears (the actual page whenever possible).
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Possible Misspelled Names:
These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.
Kris Kristofferson or Johnny CashMusic Performer Pseudonyms:
Also known as: Kris Carson. Submitted by: Countryhick
Singers Who Act:
Notable Acting Credits | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "A Star Is Born, Blade, The Sailor Who Fell From Grace With The Sea" | - Agrimorfee |
Former Career:
Name | New Career | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Kris Kristofferson" | "Janitor" | Worked as a janitor at a recording studio. - Tim Kramar |
| "Kris Kristofferson" | "Helicopter pilot" | Kris Kristofferson was a Lt. Col in the US Army and worked as a helicopter pilot before making a country music career. - Susanna Viljanen |
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Sunday Morning Coming Down," | Mornings arrive on a time scale, not vertically. | Heather Brockwell |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name |
| "A Song I'd Like To Sing," Kris Kristofferson | "Sing A Song," Earth, Wind & Fire |
| "Why Me," Kris Kristofferson | "Why Not," Hilary Duff |
| "Why Me," Kris Kristofferson | "Because," Dave Clark Five |
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Please Don't Tell Me How The Story Fends" originally "Please Don't Tell Me How The Story Ends"
Sutch
"Nobody Gloves Anybody Anymore" originally "Nobody Loves Anybody Anymore"
Gail McFarland
"The Tanker" originally "The Taker"
Adrienne Schnell
"The Talker" originally "The Taker"
Sutch
Change a Letter:
"Sunday Morning Coming Dawn" originally "Sunday Morning Coming Down"
Yes, dawn is when morning comes.
Karen Smith
"Sunday Mooning Coming Down" originally "Sunday Morning Coming Down"
Karen Smith
"They Billed Him" originally "They Killed Him"
Sutch
"Trey Killed Him" originally "They Killed Him"
Sutch
"They Killed Tim" originally "They Killed Him"
Sutch
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Sunday Morning Coming Down" | "Doomsday Mornin' Comin' Down" | Airfarcewon |
| "One Day At A Time" | "One Song At A Time" | Airfarcewon |
| "Help Me Make It Through the Night" | "Help! My Snake Is Out of Sight" | John A. Barry |
| "Help Me Make It Through The Night" | "There's A Protest In My Yard" | Old Man Ribber |
| "Jesus Was A Capricorn" | "Reagan Was A Liberal" | Old Man Ribber |
| "Help Me Make It Through The Night" | "Help Remake This Tune Just Right" | Stan Hall |
| "Me and Bobby McGee" | "Me and Flabby Marie" | Airfarcewon |
| "Help Me Make It Through the Night" | "Help Me Make It Through the Flight" | Jack Cherrix |
| "Help Me Make it Through the Night" | "We'll Never Make It Through the Night" | Jack Cherrix |
| "Help Me Make it Through the Night" | "Help Me Make it Through This Song" | Rick Duncan |
There are additional song parodies available. | ||
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Maggie May Rod Stewart | I May Smoke Too Much Kris Kristofferson | Maggie, I May Smoke Too Much | Sutch |
| Not to Blame Joni Mitchell | For the Good Times Kris Kristofferson | Not to Blame for the Good Times | Sutch |
| Hello, It's Me Nazz | Me and Bobby McGee Kris Kristofferson | Hello, It's Me and Bobby McGee | Sutch |
| Sunday/Morning Girl Blondie/The Neon Philharmonic | Sunday Morning Coming Down Kris Kristofferson | Sunday Morning Girl Coming Down | Marilyn Westbury |
| There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Kris Krosstofferson
Kris Kross combined with Kris Kristofferson
Submitted By: Kirsten Abercrombie
Misheard Lyrics:
"Me And Bobby McGee"
Misheard Lyrics: Then somewhere miscellaneous, Lord
I let her slip away. Original Lyrics: Then somewhere near Salinas, Lord
I let her slip away. | "Jesus Was A Capricorn"
Misheard Lyrics: Some folks hate the whites who hate the blacks who hate the clams.
Original Lyrics: Some folks hate the whites who hate the blacks who hate the Klan.
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"Help Me Make It Through the Night"
Misheard Lyrics: Shake a goose, and let it fall
Original Lyrics: Shake it loose, and let it fall
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Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Me And Bobby McGee"
Misheard Lyrics: Then somewhere miscellaneous, Lord
I let her slip away. Original Lyrics: Then somewhere near Salinas, Lord
I let her slip away. |
Story about this misheard lyric by: Glypher Of course, it sounded like he was singing 'miscellaneous' with a very odd accent or dialect. |
| There are additional misheard stories available. | |
Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"Jesus Was A Capricorn"
Opening Lines: Jesus was a Capricorn. He ate organic foods.
Comments: Submitted by: Candy Welty
| "Why Me"
Opening Lines: Why me, Lord, what have I ever done to deserve even one of the pleasures I've known?
Comments: Submitted by: Candy Welty
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Song Title Space Change:
"Nobody Loves Any Body Anymore" originally "Nobody Loves Anybody Anymore"
Submitted by: Sutch
"No Body Loves Anybody Anymore" originally "Nobody Loves Anybody Anymore"
Submitted by: Sutch
Song Title Anagrams:
"He Is Not Tall" originally "The Stallion"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"The Lost Nail" originally "The Stallion"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"Lion Stealth" originally "The Stallion"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"One Last Hilt" originally "The Stallion"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"Salt In Hotel" originally "The Stallion"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Bo Nody Wins" originally "Nobody Wins"
Submitted by: Sutch
"Monday Corning Summing Down" originally "Sunday Morning Coming Down"
Submitted by: Natalie Portmanteau Word
"Sunday Corning Mumming Down" originally "Sunday Morning Coming Down"
Submitted by: Natalie Portmanteau Word
"Sunday Corning Mumming Down" originally "Sunday Morning Coming Down"
Submitted by: Natalie Portmanteau Word
