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Song Parodies -> "I Saw Mommy Hitting Santa Claus"

Original Song Title:

"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"

Original Performer:

Jimmy Boyd

Parody Song Title:

"I Saw Mommy Hitting Santa Claus"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

I saw mommy hitting Santa Claus
Just beside the kitchen door last night
As Santa Claus came in
She grabbed the rolling pin
And whacked the sack
Right off his back
With one strike on his chin
I saw mommy punching Santa Claus
And you know it's really sad I did
Santa's beard was turning red
I thought Santa Claus was dead
When I saw mommy hitting Santa Claus last night

I saw mommy KO Santa Claus
When he came in from the pub last night
Then she told him You Stink
And she said he smelled of drink
And stank the room
With cheap perfume
From the barmaid down the Pink & Lily
I saw mommy's knee in Santa's balls
And you know it's really sad I did
And as Santa flew away
He passed by passed out on his sleigh
When I saw mommy hitting Santa Claus last night

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 25

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D-Boz - December 31, 2002 - Report this comment
This parody made me laugh for ages, but what does KO mean?
ChuckyG - December 31, 2002 - Report this comment
KO stands for knock-out.. if you liked his parody, you should have voted on it...
lebeiw15 - December 31, 2002 - Report this comment
KO parody, Phil ;)
Phil Alexander - January 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks, guys...

Still, I must admit I'm a bit surprised: only three votes? It's made everyone I've sung it to laugh ;-)

Phil
WhizkidF - August 06, 2003 - Report this comment
That's soooooo funny,I liked the "I saw Mommy's knee on Santa's balls" part!(laughter imitating Popeye)
WhizkidF - August 14, 2003 - Report this comment
And one more thing,Phil Alexander.I liked the rest,notably the line "I saw Mommy KO Santa Claus"!Your parody almost gave me a KO!!!!!!
Claude Prez - August 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Ha, ha! Never saw this one before; can't believe the low votes.
Michael Pacholek - August 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Ho ho ho!
this is very funny - October 04, 2005 - Report this comment
lol, this rox

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