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Song Parodies -> "Medical Science"

Original Song Title:

"Bad Moon Rising"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Creedence Clearwater Revival

Parody Song Title:

"Medical Science"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

Leave me to medical science
There's lots of bits of me to use
Assemble 'n organic appliance
Doped up by years of drug abuse

Well, I guess you know
What's afoot.. and it's a toe
There's an eyeball on the right

Drinkin' my lymph fluid with creamer
Eatin' my spare ribs on the side
Playin' baseball with my femur
Body's useful - can't be denied

If I'm dead, it does no harm
To re-use my left arm
There's an eyeball on the right
All right!

Don't bother keeping me together
Know I am quite prepared to die.
Nobody's gonna live forever
One eye used? Not bad, say I

So, go dissect my head
But first, please check I'm dead...
There's an eyeball on the right

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Kristof Robertson - October 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Bizarre but painfully funny, Phil...and totally original. 555. ps I see that 5-1-1 dips**t has spiked you too...oh well..
Johnny D - October 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Like Kristof said, quite original....wonderful Halloween parody, too! 5's
Phil Alexander - October 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks... yes, it is unusual: inspired by comment by adesignrsa on the DU messageboard in a life-after-death thread: 'Medical science seems like a good choice... at least then I might be remembered as "that eyeball in a jar on the 3rd shelf"'
Stuart McArthur - October 28, 2004 - Report this comment
That's hugely hilarious Phil "there's an eyeball on the right" - loved it - 555 - (PS: who gets to have their eyeballs on the 1st and 2nd shelves?)
John Barry - October 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Funny but profound. Organ donors are true angels.
LucidLupin LeeBee - October 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Brillliant! 555
Meriadoc - October 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Hilarious Phil! My 'pick of the day'. :-)
Royce Miller - October 28, 2004 - Report this comment
funny, Phil
Steven Cavanagh - October 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Loved the vitreous humour in the chorus!
Peregrin - October 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Here are 3 fives, if I might....
Know 1 can hear you dream - October 30, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm donating three 5s. Luckily I can do that over again when necessary (as long as I'm not dead).

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