Moe's Bar is the place for drinking
It's a very good drinking bar
Want to eat? There's no point in coming here
When you drink what you say is "Moe! A Beer"

(Moe! A Beer)

So make instructions very clear:
Moe! A Beer

(Moe! A Beer)

Moe! A beer although I've no...

[Spoken:]
No, let's make it harder for him to realize...


Moe - a beer, I need a beer
A - is eaten by a 'orse
Beer - a drink that's made by Duff
Al - who'll buy me one, of course
Though - a needle pulling ththread
I've - an idea you don't know
No - no idea what I've said

Which will bring us back to
Dough - D'Oh! No dough


MOE!
A beer, give me a beer
A!
Indefinitely, one
BEER!
And then another beer
AL!
Yankovic is fun
THOUGH!
Needle'th thtill pulling ththread
I'VE!
Not much more song to go
NO!
Is what you're gonna say

When I say that I've no
DOUGH!

Moe, a beer although I've no dough
D'Oh! No dough!