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Song Parodies -> "Moe! A Beer"

Original Song Title:

"Do Re Me"

Original Performer:

Cast of The Sound of Music

Parody Song Title:

"Moe! A Beer"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

Moe's Bar is the place for drinking
It's a very good drinking bar
Want to eat? There's no point in coming here
When you drink what you say is "Moe! A Beer"

(Moe! A Beer)

So make instructions very clear:
Moe! A Beer

(Moe! A Beer)

Moe! A beer although I've no...

No, let's make it harder for him to realize...

Moe - a beer, I need a beer
A - is eaten by a 'orse
Beer - a drink that's made by Duff
Al - who'll buy me one, of course
Though - a needle pulling ththread
I've - an idea you don't know
No - no idea what I've said

Which will bring us back to
Dough - D'Oh! No dough

A beer, give me a beer
Indefinitely, one
And then another beer
Yankovic is fun
Needle'th thtill pulling ththread
Not much more song to go
Is what you're gonna say

When I say that I've no

Moe, a beer although I've no dough
D'Oh! No dough!

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 7

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Steve K. - December 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Funny concept, but I have to deduct you for leaving out anything (as far as I can tell) to "when you know the note to sing, you can sing most anything".
Phil Alexander - December 19, 2005 - Report this comment
D'Oh! that case, can I add:
Once you've drunk one case of Duff
You'll know one's never enought...
alvin rhodes - December 19, 2005 - Report this comment
i was laughing before i got to the song
Rod Worden - December 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Crazy funny, Phil!
MrMacphisto - December 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Have fifteen drinks on me... 5-5-5
Dee 'Mr Burns' Range - December 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Eeeeeexxxxxcelent :-)
Sweetie Gal - August 21, 2007 - Report this comment
I loved the song, i love the simpsons in general. I must agree with Steve K. though, you did miss some parts. Otherwise though, very funny. =)

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