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Song Parodies -> "I Want A Rock"

Original Song Title:

"I Wanna Rock"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Twisted Sister

Parody Song Title:

"I Want A Rock"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

Don't you just love the mercenary side of marriage?
I want a rock! (Rock)
I want a rock! (Rock)
I want a rock! (Rock)
I want a rock! (Rock)

Want to marry me
But babe, if all you're gonna do is get down on one knee I say, "No!"
No! No! No!
Love don't come for free
And if it don't include a lump of diamond for me
I say, "No!"
No! No! No!
Not a little one that's just a dozen carats
Something bigger than the Koh-I-Noor

I want a rock! (Rock)
I want a rock! (Rock)
I want a rock! (Rock)
I want a rock! (Rock)

There's a feelin' that
Money can't buy love and that's the best thing in the world
That isn't so
So, so, so
I don't think like that
My pecuniary peculiarity makes me
A ho!
Ho! Ho! Ho!
If I've still got circulation in my finger
The stone you bought for me is
Way
Too
SMALL

I want a rock! (Rock)
I want a rock! (Rock)
I want a rock! (Rock)
I want a rock! (Rock)

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Overall Rating: 5.0

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Jack Wilson - December 01, 2009 - Report this comment
This is great,5s. Now its like 5 years ago again, one day I have a parody the next day there's a Phil Alexander parody LOL
carol brown - December 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Laughing my (ahem) off! 555
DivaLasVegas - December 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Yes, we ~GoldDiggers~ are worh it, Sir Phil.
Fiddlegirl - December 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Yep... just dangle that "karat"! :D
Phil Alexander - December 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Wow.. was it really that long ago, Jack?

..Thanks, folks
Jack Wilson - December 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Probably not LOL

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