-> "Greensleeves (The Runny Nose Song)"
Original Song Title:
"Greensleeves"
Original Performer:
Henry VIII (Allegedly)
Parody Song Title:
"Greensleeves (The Runny Nose Song)"
The Lyrics
Alas, my nose doth run and run
I've blown and blown it continuously
My handkerchief has been wrung, and wrung
Disintegrating, and that's why you see
Chorus:
Greensleeves 'cause I can't avoid
Greensleeves had my shirt of white
Greensleeves makes 'em all go "Ewww" 'cuz
My nasal mucus drips on greensleeves.
And now I've broken my appliance
I think I killed my washing machine
It was a Hotpoint, but now it's Smeg
I open the door: the inside's all green
(Chorus)
Greensleeves and I'm so annoyed
Greensleeves 'cause my shirt's all shite
Greensleeves makes 'em all go "Ewww" 'cuz
My nasal mucus drips on greensleeves.
My clothes are covered in mucus vile
In dank, putrid, dripping gooey grot
People ask "Is it some new style"
And I reply to them: "No, it's snot"
(Chorus)
For being clothèd all in green,
A green with its own gleam did shine
This sheen of green was seen, obscene
A-clothèd all in greenie slime
(Chorus)
Ah, Greensleeves, now farewell, adieu,
If thou wouldst burn, fain would I burn thee,
The pollen count has dropped, wha-hoo!
Now I welcome back my humanity
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