Ooh, I'm wondering how they all knew
About my plans to try an' screw
That hot little blooooonde who lives next door
Before she got wise
You know I failed to score
What took me by surpri-yi-yise - honestly
When browsing on my PC
Don't you know that...

I saw it up on YouTube
She caught me sniffing on her boob tube
A-and she posted it on YouTube
And that bit of me playing with an ice cube
And the bunny... yeah
(Posted it on YouTube there's a video of me so pervy.. ew, ew ,ewww)


Now I am damned 'cause I didn't see
Her house has got CCTV
Ev'ry roooom has a cam or two
So she could see everything I do
She could have told me that she know
Or could have simply told me "Go!"
Instead...

She put it up on YouTube
Video of me trying to see her nude
Oh, woe! It's number one on YouTube
That bit of me smearing on the blue lube
Very funny... yeah
(Saw it up on YouTube there's a video of me so pervy.. ew, ew ,ewww)


Now I'm planning my revenge, so sweet
And I'm setting up cameras here
This time it's her who'll be indiscreet
With a li'l help from drugs and beer
I don't plan to let her go
For a week, a month, or mo'
Then, you know...

I will post it up on YouTube
Only it may be a bit too rude,
Tee hee, I'll stick it up on YouTube
When I'm done dissolving these quaaludes
Mwahahaha, yeah.
(Then there up on YouTube will be videos of us so pervy.. he he he-hee)