Spent too long a-drinkin'
Tryin' to be cool
Slowly I slip
Off my barstool

Brandy's done for me
Paralyticly
I had a drop
I couldn't stop
There's no more left for me
Now it's gone
I'm so forlorn
I sit and drink my wi-yi-yine and whine
No Reme, no brandy

No brandy! Maybe someday,
Although this bottle's done
Somehow, someway,
I'll get another one
Duh-rinkin'
Reme Martin
Vee-yee Esh Oh Pee
Oh please more for me
More brandy

(Spoken:)
Brandy my darlin',
My glarsh in my hand
Empty, it's true
But brandy, you gotta believe me when I say,
I've zrunk too mush of you

The drink ish shunk,
The bottle drunk
It ish, an' sho am I-yi-yi hic! I
Am tipsy on brandy

Brandy, brandy,
Why-yi-yi-y no brandy?