-> "I Only Want To Be A Jew"
Original Song Title:
"I Only Want To Be With You"
Parody Song Title:
"I Only Want To Be A Jew"
When I was young I never really gave a damn
Whether I was of the line of Abraham
But I've started thinking it could be fun
If it turned out that I was a God's chosen one
And understood Hebrew
And so I want to be a Jew
I want to be authentic when I say "Oy vey"
And being Jewish has to be the only way
So I stuck a kipper upon my head
No yamulke, but rather a smoked fish instead
I've lots to learn, it's true
I really want to be a Jew
When Rosh Hashana comes,
I'll master that seder talk
But I made such an error when
I asked for Kosher pork
So Shalom, honey
I must read the Torah as I'm sure you knew
A Tora! Tora! Tora! video won't do
I tried matzor-ella, but that weren't right
When I lit the menorah, set my house alight
It's crazy but it's true
I only want to be a Jew
I found a synagogue, and went inside to pray
But then the rabbi told me that
First I would have to pay...
Mazel tov, Rabbi
Didn't know it cost so much to be a Jew
And circumcision - I'll passover that one, too
I missed my bah mitzvah, I missed my briss
(I've had a little tip-off says *THAT* won't be bliss)
I've change my mind anew
No longer want to be a Jew
It's not for me, thank you
Don't really want to be a Jew
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