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Song Parodies -> "Bad Case of Child Abuse (Holy Father)"

Original Song Title:

"Bad Case of Loving You (Doctor Doctor)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Robert Palmer

Parody Song Title:

"Bad Case of Child Abuse (Holy Father)"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

Why won't the Pope say what he knew
'Bout what his clergy been up to?
You think there'd be, the very least
Some prosecutions o' pervert priests


Holy father, what's the excuse
There's been a bad case of child abuse
More'n just an abuse of trust
Another bad case of child abuse


Said they had sick..ness in their soul
It's not their fault.. they lost control
And if that's why.. they were impure
Why did you do.. nothing to find a cure?

Holy father, what's the excuse
There's been a bad case of child abuse
No pill's gonna cure that "ill"
Another bad case of child abuse


You're wittering on now, and we've had enough
And so we wanna know now.. why'd you cover up?

You said that no.. belief in God
Led to Hitler & co, but it's odd:
It's true the Nazis were a load of pricks
But you [of all people] should know most were Catholics


Holy father, ain't no excuse
There's been a bad case of child abuse
A shit, lying hypocrite
Another bad case of child abuse

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John Barry - October 13, 2010 - Report this comment
C**ksters, c**ksters--kids in the pews
Priests got a bad case of lovin' youths
Say nil, the Vatican drill
Rome's got a bad case "mum" abuse
Tommy Turtle - October 13, 2010 - Report this comment
This needs to be hammered on (so to speak) repeatedly, until it's ended. Great job. Yours truly did it here:
http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/nancysinatra37.shtmlb 555, if the voting box would work.
@#$% Flippers!!! - October 13, 2010 - Report this comment
Link is:

http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/nancysinatra37.shtml

the "b" on the end of .shtml was, of course, supposed to be a line break. Sorry - lack of opposable thumbs and all. ;-D

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