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Song Parodies -> "Under The Knife"

Original Song Title:

"Under The Sea"

Original Performer:

Disney (The Little Mermaid)

Parody Song Title:

"Under The Knife"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

De bodies look so much keener
When somebody on TV
You dream dat it you dat be dere
You be de celebrity
But physic'ly you not set, you
Don' like what de mirror see
Dat's when you go out and get you
De cosmetic surgery

Under de knife
Under de knife
You get de urge on
To get to de surgeon
You bet your life
You tink you got two heavy buns
You get de liposuck-shee-yun
Don' de cosmetic
Make you ecstetic
Under de knife

De surgeon he trim your eyebrow
He halve your double chin
He try to make you look high-brow
And he only just begin
Take de skin from your bottom
Stick it around your eyes
De flabby bits - sure, you got 'em
Den he cut you down to size

Under de knife
Under de knife
And your new figure
Is smaller not bigger
When it arrive
Dose bits and pieces from your toes
Get used for reshaping your nose
Tight as a button
After de cuttin'
Under de knife



Demise of de thighs
Dey cut down to size
De round bit round nose
He got rid of dose
De butt get de tuck
De hip get de nip
De tum and de bum dey go
De pecs and de abs
No longer have flabs
De elbows and knees
Dey just been degreased
De nipple been nipped
De eyes look surprise
And oh, dat t'ing has *GROWN*

Under de knife
Under de knife
Not sure you need your
Facial procedure
Dese days it's rife (nowadays it's rife)

I hear dat scalpel slicing bits
I know someone got brand new tits
Get de botox on
Like Michael Jockson
Under de knife

Tink you look cuter
After de suture
Under de knife

Ain't it too drastic
Getting de plastic
Yes, you is luckier
Wit nip and tuck here
Now you been cut up
Just put up or shut up
Under de knife

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Jack Wilson - October 27, 2006 - Report this comment
HILARIOUS! Funny how we both have under the Sea parodies up today
alvin rhodes - October 27, 2006 - Report this comment
dis be funny, mon
Meriadoc - October 27, 2006 - Report this comment
If de ting has GROWN, I bet lots of fellows are considering going 'under de knife' today...hee hee.
2Eagle - October 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Sharp.
Phil Alexander - October 30, 2006 - Report this comment
I'll have to go and have a look at that, Jack...
Merry - given the number of emails I've had offering that service, it's surprising there's anybody left to take it up.
2Eagle - as a scalpel ;-)
Thanks :-)
Derek Stiles - November 08, 2006 - Report this comment
I thought this song was about Trauma Center: Under The Knife!
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - November 12, 2006 - Report this comment
SOTM - Another big cut into this genre. :-)
tomario - November 14, 2006 - Report this comment
hate the os but you have given it a wonderful face lift ! good job 555
Matthias - November 15, 2006 - Report this comment
With the proper surgery you can turn these 555's into 666's, but that would just be evil
Chris Bodily TM - November 22, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Why is it so friggin' funny when you take a song like Under the Sea and change the lyrics to include adult humor? I don't know, I don't care. I just like getting a good laugh from it! Once again, Phil, you have amazed me with another outstanding parody. 555
Jack Wilson - November 22, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Severing skills,Im Burger Stephen King...
Anyways great job! 555!
The Charnstar - November 24, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) THAT WAS GREAT! 5-5-5
Red Ant - November 26, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Lots of great lines and rhymes, though "He halve your double chin" and especially "... oh, dat t'ing has *GROWN*" stood out for me, so to speak. I so love UTS parodies, though I think you may have gotten scalpel happy near the middle of the song. No malpractice suit though; excellent work here, mon, err, Phil. =)
Jack Wilson - November 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Ya like UTS parodies? Ever read Mend My PC? or my parodies of it?
bobpiecheese - November 26, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Typically, as the artist you put it under isnt officially recognised, you get a different album up there. And what a surprise...it's a Michael Jackson album! Who else saw that? Well done, Phil!
Agrimorfee - November 27, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) A worthy addition to the UTS canon of parodies. Well done!555
Stuart McArthur - November 27, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) fantastic Phil - reminds me very much of your classic "See My Chest" parody, and the accent added a great level of humour, especially enabling you to get away with Michael Jockson! - lol - 555
Michael McVey - November 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Told you they were fake!----MM
Phil Alexander - November 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks everyone :-)
Jack - was that "Ever read Mend My PC" question addressed to me? 'Cause I have (once or twice) ;-) Though my favourite UTS parody is probably Claude's Wonderful one
Stu - if I were being up-front about it, my "See Your Chest" has probably been my most successful parody here, so a comparison like that is a compliment I really appreciate :-D
bob - ROFL! It's still there, and wondrefully appropriate :)
Kristof Robertson - November 29, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Some gloriously silly punning and rhyming, Phil....and I'm a (lipo)sucker for a plastic surgery parody. Brill! 555
Jack Wilson - November 29, 2006 - Report this comment
No it was directed at Red Ant, its one ofm y faves of yours, LOL yeah I liek that one by Claude too
2nz - November 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Great work, Phil. TMGLTM but 'halve your double chin' and 'make you look high-brow' are being mentioned anyway.
wannabemustangjockey - November 30, 2006 - Report this comment
SOTM - Am I crazy or is UTS becoming the new BOG? (Don't answer the first part of that question). This is the second time you've spoofed it and the number of UTS parodies is steadily increasing lately, including mine from last month. This is great. I still can't get over the fact that it doesn't end in eeeee like most of the others, but Spaff pulled that same stunt with "Under Bear Lake" and no one yelled at him.
Jeff Reuben - November 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Brilliant job, as always, I loved the puns. Lots of good lines.
Tim Mayfield - December 01, 2006 - Report this comment
SOTM: I couldn't think of any funny cutting remarks, they did such a nice job!

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