De bodies look so much keener
When somebody on TV
You dream dat it you dat be dere
You be de celebrity
But physic'ly you not set, you
Don' like what de mirror see
Dat's when you go out and get you
De cosmetic surgery

Under de knife
Under de knife
You get de urge on
To get to de surgeon
You bet your life
You tink you got two heavy buns
You get de liposuck-shee-yun
Don' de cosmetic
Make you ecstetic
Under de knife

De surgeon he trim your eyebrow
He halve your double chin
He try to make you look high-brow
And he only just begin
Take de skin from your bottom
Stick it around your eyes
De flabby bits - sure, you got 'em
Den he cut you down to size

Under de knife
Under de knife
And your new figure
Is smaller not bigger
When it arrive
Dose bits and pieces from your toes
Get used for reshaping your nose
Tight as a button
After de cuttin'
Under de knife



Demise of de thighs
Dey cut down to size
De round bit round nose
He got rid of dose
De butt get de tuck
De hip get de nip
De tum and de bum dey go
De pecs and de abs
No longer have flabs
De elbows and knees
Dey just been degreased
De nipple been nipped
De eyes look surprise
And oh, dat t'ing has *GROWN*

Under de knife
Under de knife
Not sure you need your
Facial procedure
Dese days it's rife (nowadays it's rife)

I hear dat scalpel slicing bits
I know someone got brand new tits
Get de botox on
Like Michael Jockson
Under de knife

Tink you look cuter
After de suture
Under de knife

Ain't it too drastic
Getting de plastic
Yes, you is luckier
Wit nip and tuck here
Now you been cut up
Just put up or shut up
Under de knife