R-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-
Ride a brown cow, the bung hole rubber
Chickened out now, the bunco mugger
Write about Slough, and monkey slobber
Check a tout now, the bunk's all rubber
Time to kowtow - kerplunk on blubber
Chuck a sprout now, or dunk another
How now Braun Frau - the young cold mother
White or brown sow
How now
Miaow
Bow wow

(Wha- wha- wha- wha- wha- wha- wha- wha-???)
(What's he on about?)

Lighten out now, the punk's a lover
Trekkie's out now, I thunk a wugga
Wipe a doubt tao, the fun coal digger
Chucky's out now, the hunk hole hugger


Light a trout now, tough uncool blogger
Crack a fart now, the monk soul brother
Mighty shout OW! who's drunk on sugar?
Shucky mouth OW! a dunkin' drugger

(Wha- wha- wha- wha- wha- wha- wha- wha-???)
(Sumo shimmy shimmy)
(Wha- wha- wha- wha- wha- wha- wha- wha-???)
(Shine a chammy chammy)

Right
About
Turn
A fo'c's'le lubber
Jagger's out now, a bum-hole lover
Right about? No. A scum-pole hummer
Jacket tout now... a-twinkle glover
Writer bow-wow huh bark uncover

Fella tricks now, the spun coal lover
Chucker chicks now,
The
Spun
King
O-
-dour
.
.

.
Wider pout, now, the funk's old hummer
Check-in's out, now, thief uncle brother
Writer's block, now.. er thinkin' nothin'
Skanky sock now, it's junk an' rubbish
Write about
Cow (Chow)
Dow (Drow)
Howe (how?)
Plough (pow!)
Rite around
Slough (sow)
Prow (pow)
Chow (now)
Wow! (ow!)