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Song Parodies -> "Portaloo"

Original Song Title:

"Waterloo"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Abba

Parody Song Title:

"Portaloo"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

This is kind of a true story about my camping holiday this year...
My my, a portaloo was our only convenience
Oh yeah, and I have had to defacate in quite a similar place
And by the end of the week
Mother of God, did it re-e-e-ek

Portaloo - what you extreted runs on the floor
Portaloo - hideous stench that's behind the door
Portaloo - ain't nowhere else I can do a poo
Portaloo - a man's gotta do what he's gotta do
Porta- Porta- Porta- Porta-
Portaloo - Holding my nose in my portaloo

My my, I tried to hold it back but could no longer
Oh yeah, and now it seems my only chance is going once a night
And how could I ever refuse
It's not that I have choice of loos

Portaloo - what you extreted runs on the floor
Portaloo - hideous stench that's behind the door
Portaloo - ain't nowhere else I can do a poo
Portaloo - a man's gotta do what he's gotta do
Porta- Porta- Porta- Porta-
Portaloo - Holding my nose in my portaloo

And how could I ever refuse
I don't like a field for my poos

Portaloo - what you extreted runs on the floor
Portaloo - hideous stench that's behind the door
Portaloo - ain't nowhere else I can do a poo
Portaloo - a man's gotta do what he's gotta do
Porta- Porta- Porta- Porta-
Portaloo - Holding my nose in my portaloo

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Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 21

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Parody Police - July 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Phil, we have an offender:
http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/abba28.shtml
Pat - July 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Gross..:D
Phil Alexander - July 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Mr Police - same title, completely different song: I don't think there was any plagiarism there, at all.

Pat - Gross.. but true (well, maybe exaggerated a little bit, poetic license and all that)
Ingeborg - December 30, 2003 - Report this comment
"Waterloo" does seem to have attracted a lot of toilet-humor parodies, I'll admit...but Phil's "Portaloo" seems like the best of the bunch so far, on a par with his old "S.O.B." song. Bravo!
Johnny D - June 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Yee-haw, cough-cough!
Troy - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Hahahahahaha what a cack, Portaloo seems the obvious parody for Waterloo and I myself have wrote a Portaloo parody too http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/abba40.shtml , mine is really bad on the pacing but you might find it funny. Your version kicks arse and I was pissin myself laughing, all 5s mate!
Paula - October 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Horrible, disgusting, revolting! :-P Please record :-D
PJ - January 08, 2010 - Report this comment
I don't wish to know any of this. :D
loohire - February 25, 2010 - Report this comment
Mildly amusing. Probably funnier if you don't work for http:www.loohire.co.uk
ily - August 31, 2010 - Report this comment
i love it so much
bogman - October 12, 2010 - Report this comment
I agree with loohire, when you work in the industry these type of things are just a bit tedious. I work here

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