Song Parodies -> Dove Turds
| Original Song Title: | "Love Hurts" |
| Original Performer: | Nazareth |
| Parody Song Title: | "Dove Turds" |
| Parody Written by: | Phil Alexander |
Dove turds
Dove flies
Dove drops - surprise
Any head
No hat
May well get shat
And there they fly again
There they fly again
Flocking like a cloud
Guess what drops like rain:
Dove turds
Eww... Dove turds
I had
Some soup
I heard a "gloop"
I took a cup or two
I got from you
And through the rising steam
Through the rising steam
I saw something white
Thought that it was cream...
Dove turds
Eww... Dove turds
Some fools say how pretty it
Looks, that it
Will never hit
I just think it's pigeon shit
And they're not missing me
I hate it when they coo
Hate it when they coo
Hate them when they fly, to dump on top of you
Dove turds
Eww... Dove turds
Eww... Dove turds
I hate it when they flew
Hate it when they flew
Wheeling overhead, dive-bombing my stew
Dove turds
Eww... Dove turds
Eww... Dove turds
Eww...
Dove flies
Dove drops - surprise
Any head
No hat
May well get shat
And there they fly again
There they fly again
Flocking like a cloud
Guess what drops like rain:
Dove turds
Eww... Dove turds
I had
Some soup
I heard a "gloop"
I took a cup or two
I got from you
And through the rising steam
Through the rising steam
I saw something white
Thought that it was cream...
Dove turds
Eww... Dove turds
Some fools say how pretty it
Looks, that it
Will never hit
I just think it's pigeon shit
And they're not missing me
I hate it when they coo
Hate it when they coo
Hate them when they fly, to dump on top of you
Dove turds
Eww... Dove turds
Eww... Dove turds
I hate it when they flew
Hate it when they flew
Wheeling overhead, dive-bombing my stew
Dove turds
Eww... Dove turds
Eww... Dove turds
Eww...
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5-5-5! Thank you thank you thank you for making me laugh out loud...and that's just when I saw the title on the list!!
This parody would make a good pre-quel to my "Love Shack" parody, "Dove-Whack". Good job, Phil.
As long as we're plugging, Johnnie, a sidebar to my "Cover My Head". Likewise, Phil.
Such *good* description. 5's :)
Phil, you are always original and hilarious! :-D
great title sub, Phil, and a "gloop" is the last thing one wants to hear when doves are dive-bombing one's stew - LOL - 555
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