Fought in a battle in 1805
I didn't get beaten, but I didn't survive, uh-huh
(There ain't no pigeons)
Late 'cause my job at Trafalgar went bad
But I beat that sucker, Napolean uh-huh
(There ain't no pigeons)

But if I'm gonna die
I know I wanna die here with you
And before I die
You can do something for ne, oh yeah

CHORUS
Kiss me once
Kiss me twice
I'm Admiral Lord Nelson, Kiss me Hardy

Now you can see me if you look up there
Standing on my column in Trafalgar square uh-huh
Now, THAT's a big thing
But here's the worst most dreadful bit
A hundred years of pigeon shit uh-huh
I hate those pigeons

'Cause I like it up high
I like looking down on you
And I know what you like
I know you like pigeons on me, oh no

CHORUS x2