Song Parodies -> I'm Not A Total Wanker
| Original Song Title: | "Una Paloma Blanca" |
| Original Performer: | George Baker |
| Parody Song Title: | "I'm Not A Total Wanker" |
| Parody Written by: | Phil Alexander |
When the sun shines on my dentures
And my bald head's shiny too
It's a stick-up or a pick up
As I try to hit on you
Though my chat-up lines are clichéd
And my beer gut's six feet wide
Come on, babe, how's about it
Shall we hit your place or mine?
I'm not a total wanker
I'm just a pain in the arse
I'm not a total wanker
Hair on my head may be sparse
But no one can take my bullshit away
Once I had my share of losing
For my chat-up lines were weak
Now I use Kevin Bloody Wilson
For my Sheila-grab technique
I'm not a total wanker
I'm just a pain in the arse
I'm not a total wanker
You ain't so out of my class
No one can take my bullshit away
And my bald head's shiny too
It's a stick-up or a pick up
As I try to hit on you
Though my chat-up lines are clichéd
And my beer gut's six feet wide
Come on, babe, how's about it
Shall we hit your place or mine?
I'm not a total wanker
I'm just a pain in the arse
I'm not a total wanker
Hair on my head may be sparse
But no one can take my bullshit away
Once I had my share of losing
For my chat-up lines were weak
Now I use Kevin Bloody Wilson
For my Sheila-grab technique
I'm not a total wanker
I'm just a pain in the arse
I'm not a total wanker
You ain't so out of my class
No one can take my bullshit away
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All fives--
Phil, by the way, I'm glad no one can take your bullshit away.
:-) ...and keep yours flowing, too, Royce
I dunno... I personally tihnk the content is rather vulgar. No offense, though. So I gave it a five, one, one.
Phil , that is pure class. sk13er, please look up the meaning of parody....
Looks like sk13er wasn't the only one to consider it unfunny... yes, of course it's vulgar: it's supposed to be - I'm kind of surprised about the sense of humour failure, though. Ah well...
Unfortunately, I don't know the original, but the lyrics gave me a laugh.
I kinda agree with three of the above four commenters. So I'm gonna give it a 5-3-1.
I just for some reason thought that wanker was a bad word. Maybe I should look it up in my f... and wagnalls.
Five, two, one is my vote.
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