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Song Parodies -> "Taliban Porn"

Original Song Title:

"Runaround Sue"

Original Performer:

Dion and the Belmonts

Parody Song Title:

"Taliban Porn"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

Here's my story, it's sad but true
About something that's been in the news
About an email somebody sent
To the whole IT depart-a-ment

The email had a video of a Taliban guy
A-doing something with a donkey's behind
You'll be fired and end up forlorn
If-a you forward that-a Taliban Porn

The video guy, he felt an ass-hole, it's clear
Or been a member of-a "His butt to rear"
But if you see this film, better be warned:
A-don't forward that-a Taliban Porn

It's not the video to play
That wonk with his Don Key-hote
Yeah, people, you'd better pass
Some guy playing with his ass

Here's the moral of the story from the guy who knows
About the way-a that the court case goes
They won't care if it gave you the horn
A-don't forward that-a Taliban Porn

She sent for people to see
This AK47 movie
Here's why they dismissed her:
The AK.. stands for "Ass kisser"

Here's the moral of the story from the guy who knows
Make sure you know where all your email goes
Next time, use brains and not brawn
A-don't forward that-a Taliban Porn, yeah

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John Barry - June 07, 2011 - Report this comment
I always thought their penchant was for goats.
Wendy Christopher - June 07, 2011 - Report this comment
Deeply disturbing... but funny as heck! My favourite line has to be "That wonk with his Don Key-hote" - and I don't even know what a 'wonk' is! (No, that's okay - I'm not sure I want to either!) An absolute 555... and therapy for the donkey..!
Andy Primus - June 07, 2011 - Report this comment
Hilarious - this'll definitely be a good one to perform live.
Phil Alexander - June 07, 2011 - Report this comment
:-) Thanks all..

JB - maybe they couldn't get hold of one for the photoshoot

Wendy - I've been wanting to use "Donkey/Don Quixote" pun for a while, so I kind of jumped at the chance

Andy - that's exactly what I'll be doing in an hour or so :-)
Max Power - June 07, 2011 - Report this comment
You can either call it a goatse. or "donkey BONG".
Patrick - June 07, 2011 - Report this comment
I remember an old joke that ended with "No, you're supposed to ride the donkey (or camel) into town where you can meet women".

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