Here's my story, it's sad but true
About something that's been in the news
About an email somebody sent
To the whole IT depart-a-ment

The email had a video of a Taliban guy
A-doing something with a donkey's behind
You'll be fired and end up forlorn
If-a you forward that-a Taliban Porn

The video guy, he felt an ass-hole, it's clear
Or been a member of-a "His butt to rear"
But if you see this film, better be warned:
A-don't forward that-a Taliban Porn

It's not the video to play
That wonk with his Don Key-hote
Yeah, people, you'd better pass
Some guy playing with his ass

Here's the moral of the story from the guy who knows
About the way-a that the court case goes
They won't care if it gave you the horn
A-don't forward that-a Taliban Porn


She sent for people to see
This AK47 movie
Here's why they dismissed her:
The AK.. stands for "Ass kisser"

Here's the moral of the story from the guy who knows
Make sure you know where all your email goes
Next time, use brains and not brawn
A-don't forward that-a Taliban Porn, yeah