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Song Parodies -> "Stupid brainless f***ing twits whose actions are atrocious"

Original Song Title:

"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"

Original Performer:

Cast of Mary Poppins

Parody Song Title:

"Stupid brainless f***ing twits whose actions are atrocious"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

More on the sociopathic brainless idiocy seen on the streets of London (ah.. now there's another parody waiting to be written..)
They're
Stupid brainless f***ing twits whose actions are atrocious
Cops stopped interfering 'cause those kiddies looked ferocious
Ain't a looting ten-year-old a little *too* precocious?
Stupid brainless f***ing twits whose actions are atrocious


Dumb antisocial pillocks, dumb ****ing ****s
Dumb antisocial pillocks, dumb ****ing ****s


Because some guy was shot for dodgy reasons by the Met
(Whose public statements could have been more honest, I would bet)
Some people started rioting 'cause they got quite upset
And then it spread as rumours sped all round the internet

Those
Stupid brainless f***ing twits whose actions are quite brainless
Get the water cannon out - I'm sure that would be painless
You, too, could go rioting if you might be insane as
Stupid brainless f***ing twits whose actions are quite brainless


Dumb antisocial pillocks, dumb ****ing ****s
Dumb antisocial pillocks, dumb ****ing ****s


News travelled all around e.g. by Blackb'rry MMS
Then David Lammy MP called for that to be suppressed
(Yeah.. didn't that work well for Tunis, Egypt and the rest?)
Rioters or MPs? Which one makes me more depressed?

Oh..
Stupid brainless f***ing twits whose acts are idiotic
Sociopathic mindless twunts who're verging on psychotic
More than just "uncivilized", anarchic and chaotic
Stupid brainless f***ing twits whose acts are idiotic

Dumb antisocial pillocks, dumb ****ing ****s
Dumb antisocial pillocks, dumb ****ing ****s


So if you're f***ing stupid, then you may think that it's fun
To go rampage and looting stuff.. But no! It's really dumb
Can't you see how bad it is, how venal you've become?

What's worse..
It makes me think the Mail is right to say you're scum



Your're
Stupid brainless f***ing twits whose actions are atrocious
Stupid brainless f***ing twits whose actions are atrocious
Stupid brainless f***ing twits whose actions are atrocious
Stupid brainless f***ing twits whose actions are atrocious

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Ausfahrt - August 11, 2011 - Report this comment
I ****ing like it! 5s
Patrick - August 11, 2011 - Report this comment
Go to Amazon.uk and buy an aluminium baseball bat before those are banned, too. In the U.S. the police and the courts would be the only thing standing between the rioters and a sudden barrage of buckshot. In the UK, a rioter six feet away might as well be six blocks away as far as a policeman's ability to stop him.
Peter Andersson - August 11, 2011 - Report this comment
You know it's serious when the Brits cancel soccer games...
Old Man Ribber - August 11, 2011 - Report this comment
Phil - Please stay out of harm's way, OK? We heard that the rioters were shaking in their boots when Cameron threatened to deploy water cannon. ;D
Rob Arndt - August 11, 2011 - Report this comment
Nice combinations of words to convey thought!!! 555
Michael Pacholek - August 11, 2011 - Report this comment
Chavs. At least they show more initiative than their American counterparts, who do a lot more to prove conservative rhetoric than liberals do.
Phil Alexander - August 12, 2011 - Report this comment
Thank you for the kind comments, guys..

Peter - no Brit would ever cancel a soccer game. It looks like they've cancelled the football, though ;-)

It is a disappointingly American trend though: it's baseball bats Amazon are selling out of, not cricket ones.

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