Song Parodies -> Lost In France
| Original Song Title: | "Lost In France" |
| Original Performer: | Bonnie Tyler |
| Parody Song Title: | "Lost In France" |
| Parody Written by: | Phil Alexander |
I was lost in France
I had made some wrong connections
I was lost in France
I tried asking for directions
But they spotted I was English, and
Pretended not to understand
I was lost in France
And drunk
I was lost in France
I don't know what I'd been thinking
For I thought "Bon chance"
Wine was cheap, so I'd been drinking
There was something that I had to do
But could I recall the French for "loo"?
I was lost in France and drunk
Ou est, ou est le WC
Ou est la toilette
Ou est, ou est le WC
Ou est la toilette
I was lost in France
With a bladder near overflowing
I was lost in France
And nowhere to be going
And I looked round for a place to pee
Before I have to go, oui oui
I was lost in France and drunk
Ou est, ou est le WC
Ou est la toilette
(repeat till relieved)
I had made some wrong connections
I was lost in France
I tried asking for directions
But they spotted I was English, and
Pretended not to understand
I was lost in France
And drunk
I was lost in France
I don't know what I'd been thinking
For I thought "Bon chance"
Wine was cheap, so I'd been drinking
There was something that I had to do
But could I recall the French for "loo"?
I was lost in France and drunk
Ou est, ou est le WC
Ou est la toilette
Ou est, ou est le WC
Ou est la toilette
I was lost in France
With a bladder near overflowing
I was lost in France
And nowhere to be going
And I looked round for a place to pee
Before I have to go, oui oui
I was lost in France and drunk
Ou est, ou est le WC
Ou est la toilette
(repeat till relieved)
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in French, you say "BONNE chance" and "où sont les WC/toilettes"
Ah, oui... c'est "la chance"... but I was taught it was "le WC", not plural. Having said that, they're a funny lot, the French ;-)
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