Fun Music Information -> Bonnie Tyler
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Misspellings and other Alternate Names:
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Bonni TylerPerformer Pseudonyms:
Also known as: Gaynor Hopkins. Submitted by: Bobo
Better Names for Current Songs:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "It's A Hard Egg" | "It's A Heartache" | Alan |
| "Totally Blitzed By A Fart" | "Total Eclipse Of The Heart" | Larcen Tyler |
| "total eclipse from the fart" | "total eclipse of the heart" | bexi |
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Total Eclipse of the Heart," | How does someone's heart block the sun? | bexi |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | Comments & Submittor Name |
| "Holding Out For a Hero" | "We Don't Need Another Hero," Tina Turner | Raphael |
| "Lost In France" | "Just Like Belgium," Elton John | FussBudget |
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"It's A Heatache" originally "It's A Heartache"
Random Mysteryperson
"Total Eclipse Of The Heat" originally "Total Eclipse Of The Heart"
FussBudget
Add a Letter To a Song Title:
"Total Eclipse Of The Hearth" originally "Total Eclipse Of The Heart"
Penny Olivia Tyler
Change a Letter In a Song Title:
"Holding Out For A Zero" originally "Holding Out For A Hero"
She's lowered her expectations.
Rafeal De La Ghetto
"Total Ellipse Of The Heart" originally "Total Eclipse Of The Heart"
Naomi Swanson
Song Parodies:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Total Eclipse Of The Heart" | "The Smoke Break Song" | Tanner |
| "Total Eclipse of the Heart" | "Total Eclipse of Bernard" | Michael Pacholek |
| "Holding Out For A Hero" | "Holding Out For A New Bra" | Devilashe |
| "Total Eclipse of the Heart" | "Totaled Eclipse All Apart" | wannabemustangjockey |
| "Total Eclipse of the Heart" | "Totally Kiss In My Cart" | Michael Pacholek |
| "Total Eclipse Of The Heart" | "Totally Dissed Noah's Ark" | Stuart McArthur |
| "I Need A Hero" | "I'll Be A Hero" | Ace of Spades |
| "I Need A Hero" | "I Need Coke Zero" | Alex Zander |
| "Holding Out For A Hero" | "Need A Beer (Revised)" | 007Nick |
| "Holding out for a Hero" | "Holding out for an Emo" | Vj |
There are additional song parodies available. | ||
Untapped Commercial Ideas:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Holding Out For A Hero | Superhero Movie Promo | Da Phoenix |
| It's A Heartache | Pepcid AC | kelli |
| Holding Out For A Hero | Subway Or Another Sandwich Shop | CapitalE |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Holding Out For A Hero | Any Feminist Group | MassCountryFan |
| It's A Heartache | Dating Service | Natalie Stonecipher |
Duets Not Yet Performed:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Holding Out For A Hero Bonnie Tyler | Jukebox Hero Foreigner | Holding Out For A Jukebox Hero | Ed |
| Total Eclipse Of The Heart Bonnie Tyler | Heartlight Neil Diamond | Total Eclipse Of The Heartlight | Samantha Wayland |
| Total Eclipse Of The Heart Bonnie Tyler | Heart Attack Darren Hayes | Total Eclipse Of The Heart Attack | Ed |
| Total Eclipse Of The Heart Bonnie Tyler | Heart Of Glass Blondie | Total Eclipse Of The Heart Of Glass | Ed |
| There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
Misheard Lyrics:
"Total Eclipse Of The Heart"
Misheard Lyrics: We're livin' like a power cable givin' off sparks.
Original Lyrics: I'm livin' in a powder keg and givin' off sparks.
| "Total Eclipse Of The Heart"
Misheard Lyrics: Oh love, it's like you're shadowing me all of the time
Original Lyrics: Love is like a shadow on the altar of time
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"It's A Heartache"
Misheard Lyrics: It's a hot egg
Original Lyrics: It's a heartache
| "Total Eclipse Of The Heart"
Misheard Lyrics: Every now and then I get a little bit tired of listening to the sound of my teeth.
Original Lyrics: Every now and then I get a little bit tired of listening to the sound of my tears.
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Misheard Lyrics Story:
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"Total Eclipse Of The Heart"
Misheard Lyrics: We're livin' like a power cable givin' off sparks.
Original Lyrics: I'm livin' in a powder keg and givin' off sparks.
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Shawn Carly Smithson sang this incorrectly on American Idol 3/25/08. |
| There are additional misheard stories available. | |
Song Parody Fragments:
"Total Eclipse Of The Heart"
Better Lyrics:
Turn around, every now and then I get a little bit gassy cus I've eaten something wild,
Turn around, every now and then I get a little bit nauseous and and I'm lying like a child in my bed... And I need Gas-X tonite... and I need it more than ever...
If you'll only squeeze me tight... I'll be farting forever
And I'm only gonna make it light... with my zippo flame
Together we can light this, we can make a big scene
My farts are like a bad smell on me all of the time...
I really need Gas-X
My farts are gonna go on all night...
My farts are gonna go on...
Once upon a time I was eating dinner, now I'm really breaking some wind
Nothing I can do, a total big rip of a fart
Once upon a time I was lighting my fart, now I'm only wearing burn cream
Nothing I can say, I just let a big fart
A really big rip of a fart...
Turn around, every now and then I get a little bit nauseous and and I'm lying like a child in my bed... And I need Gas-X tonite... and I need it more than ever...
If you'll only squeeze me tight... I'll be farting forever
And I'm only gonna make it light... with my zippo flame
Together we can light this, we can make a big scene
My farts are like a bad smell on me all of the time...
I really need Gas-X
My farts are gonna go on all night...
My farts are gonna go on...
Once upon a time I was eating dinner, now I'm really breaking some wind
Nothing I can do, a total big rip of a fart
Once upon a time I was lighting my fart, now I'm only wearing burn cream
Nothing I can say, I just let a big fart
A really big rip of a fart...
Original Lyrics:
Turn around, every now and then I get a little bit restless and I dream of something wild,
Turn around, every now and then I feel a little bit helpless and I'm lying like a child in your arms
And I need you now tonite, And I need you more than ever
And if you'll only hold me tight, we'll be holding on forever
And we'll only be making it right, we can never be wrong
Together we can take it to the end of the line
Your love is like a shadow on me all of the time
I really need you tonite
Forever's gonna start tonite,
Forever's gonna start...
Once upon a time I was falling in love, now I'm only falling apart
Nothing I can do, a total eclipse of the heart
Once upon a time there was light in my life, now there's only love in the dark
Nothing I can say, A total eclipse of the heart
A total eclipse of the heart
Turn around, every now and then I feel a little bit helpless and I'm lying like a child in your arms
And I need you now tonite, And I need you more than ever
And if you'll only hold me tight, we'll be holding on forever
And we'll only be making it right, we can never be wrong
Together we can take it to the end of the line
Your love is like a shadow on me all of the time
I really need you tonite
Forever's gonna start tonite,
Forever's gonna start...
Once upon a time I was falling in love, now I'm only falling apart
Nothing I can do, a total eclipse of the heart
Once upon a time there was light in my life, now there's only love in the dark
Nothing I can say, A total eclipse of the heart
A total eclipse of the heart
Submitted by: Alex
Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"It's A Heartache"
Opening Lines: It's a heartache, nothing but a heartache
Comments: Submitted by: B1982
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Band Name Anagrams:
Neon Liberty Submitted by: Raphael
Upbeat Songs With Depressing Lyrics:
"It's A Heartache"
The Lyrics: It's a heartache
Nothing but a heartache Love him till your arms break Then he'll let you down Why: Although most U.S. audiences remember Welch pop/rock/folk singer Bonnie Tyler more for her huge #1 hit of 1983, "Total Eclipse Of The Heart" and it's endearing music video -- many more of us remember (as I do when I was 14 years old) first hearing Bonnie Tyler singing, "It's A Heartache" which was her first smash hit in the U.S. back in early 1978. It has an upbeat beat and is very danceable (a matter of fact it appeared on many shows of the time that featured disco dancing -- including, but not limited to "American Bandstand" and even in discos). But it is by far one of the most depressing songs about a woman loving a man I can think of. Just the lyrics I have posted up above which are the second verse and also are repeated near the end of the song would probably turn most women away from loving a man with the fact that Bonnie suffers from her love for a man with actual physical harm (her arms break -:); poor woman) when he let's her down. Despite it's depressing lyrics, or maybe because it's upbeat beat the song, from Bonnie's second lp, "Natural Forces", reached to #4 on the U.K. singles chart and #3 on the U.S. pop charts (Billboard Magazine's HOT 100 charts) and #1 in Australia, Brazil, New Zealand, Canada and much of continential Europe (including Sweden, Norway and France), and that was after Ronnie Spector and Juice Newton both cut versions of the song and failed with it. Also, Bonnie Tyler with "It's A Heartache" was compared favorably to Rod Stewart with many critics calling her "The Female Rod Stewart". Ironically and showing it's enduring appeal, in 2006, Rod Stewart would record a version of "It's A Heartache".
Submitted by: Peter
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Lyrics Spoonerisms:
"It's A Heartache"
The Lyrics: It's a fools' game, nothing but a fools' game.
Why: It's a ghoul's fame, nothing but a ghoul's fame.
Submitted by: Lydia Helton
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Band Name Spoonerisms:
Tiny Bowler originally "Bonnie Tyler"
Submitted by: Peter
