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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Bonnie Tyler that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 92 misheard song lyrics for Bonnie Tyler on amIright currently.

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"Against The Wind"
Misheard Lyrics:
I kissed the wind
I'm flying I kissed the wind
I'm crying.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, against the wind
I'm flying against the wind
I'm crying.
"Angel of the Morning"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just brush my teeth before you leave me, baby
Original Lyrics:
Just brush my cheek before you leave me, baby
Yes, Bonnie recorded a cover of this song (in the 90's).
"Faster Than The Speed Of Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He said you're pretty boring
Let me show you what to do and you do it
Original Lyrics:
You're such a pretty boy
Let me show you what to do, and you'll do it
"Holding Out For A Hero" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He's gotta be strong
He's gotta be fast
He's gotta be larger than life.
Original Lyrics:
He's gotta be strong
He's gotta be fast
He's gotta be fresh from the fight.
"Holding Out For A Hero" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He's gotta be strong
He's gotta be fast
He's gotta be pressed from my body.
Original Lyrics:
He's gotta be strong
He's gotta be fast
He's gotta be fresh from the fight.
"Holding Out For A Hero" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He's gotta be sure
And he's got a bassoon
Original Lyrics:
He's gotta be sure
And it's gotta be soon
"Holding Out For A Hero" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Holding out for the heels on a Saturday night.
or Holding out for a hero on his heavenly light.
Original Lyrics:
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night.
"Holding Out For A Hero" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can feel his approach
I confide in my blood.
Original Lyrics:
I can feel his approach
Like the fire in the flood.
"Holding Out For A Hero" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I need a gyro!
Original Lyrics:
I need a hero!
"Holding Out For A Hero" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in a hero
I'm holding out for a hero to the end of my life
And he's gonna be strong
And he's gonna be cruel.
Original Lyrics:
I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night
He's gotta be strong
And he's gotta be fast.
"Holding Out For A Hero" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been a hero
Original Lyrics:
I need a hero
"Holding Out For A Hero" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Up where the Mormons meet the heavens above.
Original Lyrics:
Up where the mountains meet the heavens above.
"Holding Out For A Hero" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where the streetlight's heard the least, the fires are rising on.
Original Lyrics:
Where's the streetwise Hercules to fight the rising odds?
"Holding Out For A Hero" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where's the straight white Hercules?
Original Lyrics:
Where's the streetwise Hercules?
"Holding Out For A Hero" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where's the streetwise urban beast?
Original Lyrics:
Where's the streetwise Hercules?
"Holding Out for a Hero" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He's gotta pressed from my body
Original Lyrics:
He's gotta fresh from the fight
"Holding Out for a Hero" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Where are all the goo men gone, and where are all the goths
Original Lyrics:
Where have all the good men gone, and where are all the gods.
"It's A Heartache"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a Harley.
Original Lyrics:
It's a heartache.
"It's A Heartache"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a fool's game, nothing but a fool's game
Standing in the cold rain, feeling like a clone.
Original Lyrics:
It's a fool's game, nothing but a fool's game
Standing in the cold rain, feeling like a clown.
"It's A Heartache"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a hard day.
Original Lyrics:
It's a heartache.
"It's A Heartache"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a hard egg, nothing but a hard egg
Original Lyrics:
It's a heartache, nothing but a heartache
"It's A Heartache"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a hard egg.
Original Lyrics:
It's a heartache.
"It's A Heartache"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a hard egg
Baby, it's a hard egg.
Original Lyrics:
It's a heartache
Nothing but a heartache.
"It's A Heartache"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a headache.
Original Lyrics:
It's a heartache.
"It's A Heartache"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a hot egg
Original Lyrics:
It's a heartache
"It's A Heartache"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love is a heartache.
Nothing but a heartache.
Original Lyrics:
It's a heartache.
Nothing but a heartache.
"It's a Heartache"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a farting
Nothing but a farting
Original Lyrics:
It's a heartache
Nothing but a heartache
"Lost In France"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was lost in friends.
Original Lyrics:
I was lost in France.
"Total Eclipse Of The Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
...On the opposite side
Original Lyrics:
...On me all of the time
"Total Eclipse Of The Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And if you're lonely, hold me tight.
Original Lyrics:
And if you'll only hold me tight.
"Total Eclipse Of The Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're livin' in a polygamy and sitting in parks
or
We're nibbling on spongecake and giving off sparks
or
Livin' in a polygamy and giving off smog
or
Living in the public eye and giving off sparks
or
I'm livin' in a pony gang and givin' off sparks
or
Deliverin' a pony keg and giving up smarts
or
Deliverin' a pony keg and giving up smarts
Original Lyrics:
I'm livin' in a powder keg and givin' off sparks
"Total Eclipse Of The Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Every now and then I get a little bit tired of listening to the sound of my teeth.
Original Lyrics:
Every now and then I get a little bit tired of listening to the sound of my tears.
"Total Eclipse Of The Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Forever we will take it to the end of the line
You always like a shadow to my all of the time
I don't know what to do; I'm falling in the dark
I'm trying to get the power but I'm missing the mark
Original Lyrics:
Together we can take it to the end of the line
Your love is like a shadow on me all of the time
I don't know what to do; I'm always in the dark
I'm living in a powder keg and giving off sparks
"Total Eclipse Of The Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Had a good spew, and I drove home p***ed as a fart.
Original Lyrics:
Nothing I could do, a total eclipse of the heart.
"Total Eclipse Of The Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't know what to do; I'm always getting love
I'm living in the power, and you're giving off sparks.
Original Lyrics:
I don't know what to do; I'm always in the dark
I'm living in a powder keg and giving off sparks.
"Total Eclipse Of The Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't what to do
I'm always in the dark
We're living in an apartment
Now get it off sparks.
Original Lyrics:
I don't know what to do
I'm always in the dark
I'm living in a powder keg
And giving off sparks.
"Total Eclipse Of The Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I really need you tonight
the rave is gonna start tonight,
the rave is gonna start tonight
Original Lyrics:
I really need you tonight,
forevers gonna start tonight,
forevers gonna start tonight
"Total Eclipse Of The Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm livin' in a polar cave and givin' off sparks
Original Lyrics:
I'm livin' in a powder keg and givin' off sparks
"Total Eclipse Of The Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm living and I'm lollygagging, giving off sparks
Original Lyrics:
I'm living in a powder keg and giving off sparks
"Total Eclipse Of The Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm living in a party gang and giving off sparks.
Original Lyrics:
I'm living in a powder keg and giving off sparks.
"Total Eclipse Of The Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm living in a powder keg and giving off farts.
Original Lyrics:
We're living in a powderkeg and giving off sparks.
"Total Eclipse Of The Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Livin' in a corrugated tin off sparks
Original Lyrics:
I'm livin' in a powder keg and givin' off sparks
"Total Eclipse Of The Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Livin' in a parrot cage and giving off sparks
Original Lyrics:
Livin' in a powder keg and givin' off sparks
"Total Eclipse Of The Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Livin' in a polygag and givin' off sparks.
Original Lyrics:
Livin' in a powder keg and givin' off sparks.
"Total Eclipse Of The Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Livin' in a power, I've been givin' up for.
Original Lyrics:
Livin' in a powder keg and givin' off sparks.
"Total Eclipse Of The Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Living and apologing and givin' off sparks
Original Lyrics:
Living in a powder keg and giving off sparks
"Total Eclipse Of The Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Living in a college, I can get of smarts
Original Lyrics:
I'm livin' in a powder keg and givin' off sparks
"Total Eclipse Of The Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Living with a poltergeist and get enough start.
Original Lyrics:
Living in a powder keg and giving off sparks.
"Total Eclipse Of The Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Love is like a child only all of the time.
Original Lyrics:
Love is like a shadow on me all the time.
"Total Eclipse Of The Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Love is like a shadow on the altar of time.
Original Lyrics:
Love is like a shadow on me all the time.
"Total Eclipse Of The Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Love is like a shadow on the altar of time.
Original Lyrics:
Your love is like a shadow on me all the time.
"Total Eclipse Of The Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Love is like a shadow on the altar of time
Original Lyrics:
Love is like a shadow on me all of the time
"Total Eclipse Of The Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Love is like a shadow on the elephant's eye.
Original Lyrics:
Your love is like a shadow on me all the time.
"Total Eclipse Of The Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Love is like a shadow on the oliver tide
Original Lyrics:
Your love is like a shadow on me all of the time
"Total Eclipse Of The Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing I can do, I'm totally p**sed as a fart.
Original Lyrics:
Nothing I can do, total eclipse of the heart.
"Total Eclipse Of The Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing I can do, totally clipped of the heart
Original Lyrics:
Nothing I can do, total eclipse of the heart.
"Total Eclipse Of The Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing I can poo, total eclipse of the fart.
Original Lyrics:
Nothing I can do, total eclipse of the heart.
"Total Eclipse Of The Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh love, it's like you're shadowing me all of the time
Original Lyrics:
Love is like a shadow on me all of the time.
"Total Eclipse Of The Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Once upon a time I was riding my bike,
now that it's falling apart
Original Lyrics:
Once upon a time there was light in my life
now there's only love in the dark
"Total Eclipse Of The Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Once upon a time there was light in my life
Now there's only lovin' the dog.
Original Lyrics:
Once upon a time there was light in my life
Now there's only love in the dark.
"Total Eclipse Of The Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Once upon a time, I was falling in love
And now I'm only three inches long.
Original Lyrics:
Once upon a time, I was falling in love
And now I'm only falling apart.
"Total Eclipse Of The Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pull 'em down, Brown Eye
Every now and then I need to fart.
Original Lyrics:
Turn around, Bright Eyes
Every now and then I fall apart.
"Total Eclipse Of The Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sittin' in a pole and gaggin' giving off farts
Original Lyrics:
Living in a powder keg and giving off sparks
"Total Eclipse Of The Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tomorrow's gonna start the fight.
Original Lyrics:
Forever's gonna start tonight.
"Total Eclipse Of The Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Totally good to the heart.
Original Lyrics:
A total eclipse of the heart.
"Total Eclipse Of The Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Turn around Bright Eyes
Every now and then I pull the plug.
Original Lyrics:
Turn around, Bright Eyes
Every now and then I fall apart.
"Total Eclipse Of The Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll only be men eating rice.
Original Lyrics:
We'll only be making it right.
"Total Eclipse Of The Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're livin' like a power cable givin' off sparks.
Original Lyrics:
I'm livin' in a powder keg and givin' off sparks.
Carly Smithson sang this incorrectly on American Idol 3/25/08.
"Total Eclipse Of The Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're living in a barricade and giving out sparks
Original Lyrics:
I'm living in a powder keg and giving off sparks
"Total Eclipse Of The Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're living in a coldish singing get up spark
Original Lyrics:
I'm living in a powder keg and giving off sparks
"Total Eclipse Of The Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're living in a pat-a-cake that's giving off sparks.
Original Lyrics:
We're living in a powder keg and giving off sparks.
"Total Eclipse Of The Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're living in apartment now get it off spark.
Original Lyrics:
We're living in a powder keg and giving off spark.
"Total Eclipse Of The Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're nibbling on a Powder Cake and giving of farts
November's gonna start tonight
November's gonna start.
Original Lyrics:
I'm livin' in a powder keg and givin' off sparks
Forever's gonna start tonight
Forever's gonna start.
"Total Eclipse Of The Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're nibbling on a powder keg and givin' off sparks
Original Lyrics:
I'm livin' in a powder keg and givin' off sparks
"Total Eclipse Of The Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When living in a polygag and giving off sparks
Original Lyrics:
I'm living in a powder keg and giving off sparks.
"Total Eclipse Of The Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When living in the cold, you can't give off sparks.
Original Lyrics:
We're living in a powderkeg and giving off sparks.
"Total Eclipse of the Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A totally glimpse of the heart
Original Lyrics:
A total eclipse of the heart.
"Total Eclipse of the Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Living in a cul-de-sac and giving off sparks
Original Lyrics:
I'm livin' in a powder keg and givin' off sparks
"Total Eclipse of the Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Once upon a time I was falling in love
But now I'm only calling DuPont
Original Lyrics:
Once upon a time I was falling in love
But now I'm only falling apart
"Total Eclipse of the Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Once upon a time I was falling in love
But now I'm only falling upon
Original Lyrics:
Once upon a time I was falling in love
But now I'm only falling apart
"Total Eclipse of the Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Turn around Friday!
Original Lyrics:
Turn around Bright Eyes!
"Total Eclipse of the Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Turn around, dry eyes!
Original Lyrics:
Turn around bright eyes!
"Total Eclipse of the Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Turn around, right on!
Original Lyrics:
Turn around bright eyes
"Total Eclipse of the Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're living on a pickled egg and giving off sparks.
Original Lyrics:
We're living in a powderkeg and giving off sparks.
"Total Eclipse of the Heart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
livin' in a pony keg in care of Spot
Original Lyrics:
I'm livin' in a powder keg and givin' off sparks
"We Danced On The Ceiling"
Misheard Lyrics:
We danced on the moonlight
We danced on the stars
Till earliest the daylight
Came liftin' the Mars
Original Lyrics:
We danced on the moonlight
We danced on the stars
Too early the daylight
Came liftin' the mask
"You're Breaking My Heart Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's Herzl, it's Herzl, it's Herzl..
Original Lyrics:
It hurts so, it hurts so, it hurts so (good)

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