-> "Holding Out For A Heroine"
Original Song Title:
"Holding Out For A Hero"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Holding Out For A Heroine"
Parody Written by:
Tanner Todora
The Lyrics
Holding Out For A Heroine
Where have all the good men and women gone?
And where are all the legends?
Where’s the champions of defenders
Who manages to defy the rising odds?
Night after night, I toss and I turn
Dreaming of what I need.
I need a heroine
I’m waiting for a heroine to rise in the moonlight.
Holding out till the end of the night.
She’s gotta be fast
She’s gotta be fierce
She’s gotta be strong
She’s gotta be emerging from the fight.
It’s gonna take a Wonder Woman to bring hope for me.
I need a heroine
I’m waiting for a heroine to rise in the moonlight.
Holding out till the end of the night.
She’s gotta be sure
And it’s gotta be soon
She’s gotta be larger than life!
Larger than life!
Sometimes in my wildest dreams
I can feel someone approaching me
Getting in close proximity, I can barely stand
Cause her approach is like lightning striking in my blood.
Astonishing everybody in wonder as she seems to appear like thunder.
Taking a risk, throwing that Lasso of Truth
Something’s gotta give and take
Cause by daylight
Everything could be gone without a sight!
I need a heroine
I’m waiting for a heroine to rise in the moonlight.
Holding out till the end of the night.
She’s gotta be fast
She’s gotta be fierce
She’s gotta be strong
She’s gotta have integrity.
Holding out till the end of night
I know she’ll rise by the start of daylight.
Yeah, I need a heroine
Gonna take a Wonder Woman to bring hope for me.
Yeah, holding out for a heroine...
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