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Song Parodies -> "Look It Up: One Hit On Google"

Original Song Title:

"Wake Me Up Before You Go-go"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Wham

Parody Song Title:

"Look It Up: One Hit On Google"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

Try clicking the following links to see whether they googlewhack to this page :-)
post-triassic poodle
blastocytic bugle
neliphantine noodle
orgasmotronic oodle
...it might take google a while to catch up, though...

Googlewhack!
A-googlewhack!

To have two words must be a knack
That get just one hit
In a googlewhack
The google-bug's into my brain
I gotta try, try, try
Till I can do the same

But it annoys me
Can't get it right
I hit thirty-thousand websites
Tryin' hard and I admit it
I've been scheming - this should work when I submit it

[Chorus:]
Look it up - one hit on google
Googlewhack a "post-triassic poodle"
Look it up - one hit on google
Isn't it bliss when you can hit that site
Look it up - one hit on google
'cause I'll blow a "blastocytic bugle"
Look it up - one hit on google
What a marvellous sight

I had a hit-count into the tens
Made it more obscure, then I tried it again
Turned a hand to phrases absurd
But it's really easy if you make up the word

And if I'm crazy
'f I'm a fool
Thinking googlewhacks are so cool
I'll keep trying for an age
When you're looking
Only hit will be this page

[Chorus:]
Look it up - one hit on google
Googlewhack a "neliphantine noodle"
Look it up - one hit on google
Isn't it bliss when you can hit this site
Look it up - one hit on google
I'll opt for "orgasmotronic oodle"
Look it up - one hit on google
What a marvellous sight
Here at amiright, yeah, yeah, yeah

Make it up, maybe, ain't so neat
"Neliphantine" is a real cheat
Just one try, and then it's gone
Won't register
At googlewhack.com

[Chorus to fade]

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John Barry - May 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Chuckle.
AFW - May 16, 2005 - Report this comment
You put a giggle into Google.....Google's great! Fun to Google your own screen name.. for an Andy Warhol-ish fifteen seconds of fame..
Red Ant - May 16, 2005 - Report this comment
0 for 4 on those Google links, but good parody. I have Googled a few things that I wrote and they come up as #1 on Google. Google the word " Mastabata " and it comes up as #5 as I left it on a comment on someones " Macarena " parody. Also the word I coined a few days ago " twatical " has only 3 listings but I am #1. My parody called " Tw***cal ( for K1chyd )" is also #1( not sure if that is a good or bad thing, but I take it to mean that I did infact coin a new word, just as you probably will have soon the #1 Google searches on the words you used ). ;-) PS- I did a quick Google search for YOUR NAME, and you are #1. ;-)
Phil Alexander - May 16, 2005 - Report this comment
> 0 for 4 on those Google links
Ah yes... now - but that means that once google's indexed them, they'll be googlewhacks linking to this page :-)
I do the occasional search for my name/parodies - it's nice to know I pip people like the editor of Kerrang magazine
Arwen - May 16, 2005 - Report this comment
From a Google-aholic's POV, this is great!!

AFW...every time I try to Google my screen name I get a bunch of crap about some place called Middle Earth...; )
John Lomain - May 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Good parody, funny new words
AFW - May 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Arwen: lol...try using your real name, Liv Tyler....
Rex - May 16, 2005 - Report this comment
With a knick knack googlewhack, Phil has got some fives, he's the king of google jive.
Rick C - May 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Phil, this is GREAT! 555
Stuart McArthur - May 16, 2005 - Report this comment
555 for a very funny idea, Phil
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - May 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Hoorah! I know the tune! Great parody, excellent rhymes, Phil! I SWEAR I got this on my first try jsut then: 'avocado pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism':
[url=http://www.googlewhack.com/tally.pl]Will this link work?[/url]
They're also a little slow on 'emphysema strudel'. ;) 555
John Jenkins - May 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Clever idea and well executed. Good luck in your pursuit of Googlewhack fame.
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - May 17, 2005 - Report this comment
As the inventor of the words "georgelucasy" (for really crappy movie dialogue between two people supposedly in love), "bourgeoiscene" (self-explanatory) and the phrase "(Starbucks) Coffee Latte-ry" that all three so far only google back to my stuff I can identify with this. Didn't expect to see a parody about it though. :-)
Jeff Reuben - May 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Not there yet, but I'm keeping an eye out for you
karen - May 17, 2005 - Report this comment
still couldn't find any of them on Google
Phil Alexander - May 17, 2005 - Report this comment
...looks like they've hit google, now :-) Some googlewhacks of my very own :-D
Michael Pacholek - May 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Sounds like a Johnny Carson "Carnac" joke: "One hit on Google."... Did the Mets do better against Google or Randy Johnson?
Johnny D - May 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Song Of The Month & Song Of The Year.
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - May 18, 2005 - Report this comment
One hit on Google and the world's your oyster... or was that one night in bangkok?
Phil Alexander - May 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, JD... but compared to some of the stuff around, I think that's a bit over-generous :-)
Michael - would that be a baseball reference? I'm not too hot on minority sports ;-)
Michael Pacholek - May 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Phil: You like soccer and cricket, don't you? If you don't want those to be considered "minority sports," go back in time and reverse the Battle of Saratoga!
Phil Alexander - May 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Soccer? Oh, you mean football...


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