-> "Be Prepared (The Scar Scouts Version)"
Original Song Title:
Scar & Hyaenas - Lion King
Parody Song Title:
"Be Prepared (The Scar Scouts Version)"
I always thought Akela deficient
He's crude, and no good at his job
When I'm in, we'll be so efficient
No more dib dib dib! dob bloody dob
You know we need big contributions
We're in debt - we all must provide
So I'm thinking: sex, prostitution
With some gambling and drugs on the side
It's clear that with imagination
We'll have a most profitable time
The Scouts is the organization
To organize "organized" crime
So prepare for a big change of lifestyle
Be prepared for a criminal ruse
There's no need to fear our
Own criminal era
And where do we feature?
Just listen to teacher
Who cares that it's sordid
We'll all be rewarded
When the punters are giving our dues
From corruption, no one will be spared
[Banzai:] Yeah, Be prepared.
Yeah-heh... we'll be prepared, heh.
[Scar:] For the breakdown of law and order
[Banzai:] Does it need a shrink?
[Scar:] No, fool-- we're going to buy the cops, judges too
[Shenzi:] Great idea! Who needs laws?
[Shenzi (and then Banzai):]
Smoking! ***king! la--la-la--la-laa-laa!
[Scar:] Idiots! You will be working!
[Banzai:] Hey, but you said, uh...
[Scar:] You'll be *EARNING*! ...Stick with me, and you'll not be broke ever again!
[Shenzi and Banzai:] Yaay! All right! Paid for ***king!
[All Hyenas:] Paid for ***king! Paid for ***king!
[Full song again]
It's great that we'll be rich as Croesus
There'll be nothing that we can't afford
[Scar:] Of course, quid pro quo, there's some pieces
Of meat that you must take on board
The future is littered with condoms
And also with coke, meth and E
We won't act like Hugh Grant in "rom-com"s
I see myself more... Quentin T.
So prepare for the sodding rear-entry
Be prepared for the murkiest scam
(Oooh... La! La! La!)
we're plundering booty
(We'll take drugs!)
Out of promiscu'ty
(Lots of drugs)
Be making a pile
It ain't any trial
(Sold as meat)
Inspected.. and stupid
Obscene, but I don't give a damn
Yes, your cheeky, pert buttocks are bared
Yes, our cheeky, pert buttocks are bared
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