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Song Parodies -> "Dismembering A Zombie"

Original Song Title:

"Remember You're A Womble"

Original Performer:

The Wombles

Parody Song Title:

"Dismembering A Zombie"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

The idea for this came straight out of Sean of the Dead.. as anyone who's seen the film will realize..

..but then I couldn't resist the idea of dismembering those big furry eco-do-gooders, too
When the streets are full of shambling undead
And there's streaks along their cheeks of something bloody and red
Make sure you've got a cricket bat to whack off their head

Chorus:
Dismember, Dismember, Dismember, Dismember
Dismember, Dismember, Dismember (member, member, member)

Dismembering a zombie (Dismembering a zombie)
Dismembering a zombie (Dismembering a zombie)
Dismembering a zombie (Dismembering a zombie)
Dismembering a zombie (Dismembering a zombie)

Dismember, member, membering a zombie, zombie, zombie is fun

When there's zombies on the common and you look on aghast
As they shamble and they stumble like a fumbling farce
But they bite you on the butt and it's a pain in the arse

Chorus

{key change}

When Tobermory's gory, and he's blown Tomsk away
And Orinoco's psycho and says Bungo is gay
And someone's chopped the arms and legs off Madame Cholet

Dismember, Dismember, Dismember, Dismember
Dismember, Dismember, Dismember (member, member, member)

Dismembering a womble (Dismembering a womble)
Dismembering a womble (Dismembering a womble)
Dismembering a womble (Dismembering a womble)
Dismembering a womble (Dismembering a womble)

Dismember, member, membering a womble, womble, womble is fun

Repeat Chorus

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Phil Alexander - July 14, 2010 - Report this comment
Just realized... I meant "Shaun of the Dead".. oops
Andy Primus - July 14, 2010 - Report this comment
LOL @ thought of dismembering a Womble - I spent my first 20 years living a few streets away from Wimbledon Common.
Mark Scotti - July 14, 2010 - Report this comment
That was a very funny movie! Great parody..
Kristof Robertson - July 15, 2010 - Report this comment
I'm only 2 miles from Wimbledon Common, and believe me, those undead wombles make picnicking a tricky business. Wonderfully nuts, Phil. 555

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