-> "A Few Of My Favourite Pranks"
Original Song Title:
"A Few Of My Favourite Things"
Maria (The Sound of Music)
Parody Song Title:
"A Few Of My Favourite Pranks"
Vomit on roses, dissection on kittens
Sink supertankers to oil up bitterns
Slam doors on people who don't offer thanks
These are a few of my favourite pranks
Pick legs off spiders, pick fights with my neighbours
Sell lots of lies to the national papers
Bully my sister then paint her bright blue
These are my favourite things that I do
Grow up my hedge till it hits the air traffic
Print doctored pix of my friends (pornographic)
Tamper with brakes till the cars are all wrecks
Now the one question is "which favourite next?"
When the doc calls
When the nurse rings
When I'm feeling mad
They drug me to stop all my favourite pranks
And say that I've been a cad
Because Jerry Springer is kind of pathetic
I would castrate him (without anaesthetic)
Ditto for Kilroy, and Oprah too
Yeah, I can see that's appealing to you..
Carve my initials on Britney Spears' forehead
Post Michael Jackson a nuclear warhead
Put LSD in the reservoirs, too
Do these sound suitably prankish to you?
Put choking powder on President's snackies
Work for the USA guarding Iraqis
Incite revolutions, make governments fall
These are my favouritest things of all
When James Bond calls
Ethan Hunt rings
Saying I'm insane
I simply plan more of my favourite pranks
And then the world
shall hear from me
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