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Song Parodies -> "Bored"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

Written while waiting in the departure lounge, when security checks were at their height...
No books to read
They're in the bag
No MP3s
It's such a drag
Ain't nothing we
Can take on the plane
My mind is numb
I'm goin' insane
Brain gone, brain gone
I been queueing - all night

I try and think
How to pass the time
Ain't nothin' to do
It's stultifyin'
My mind shut down
My brain has fried
I'm staring around
I'm zombiefied

Policeman look suspicious
Can see it in his stares
Can't be that I look vicious
And terrorist? My ass!

I'm only bored! I'm bored
(Really, really bored)
You know I'm bored, so bored
(Yawn, zzz, snore, I'm bored)
No shit, I'm bored, yeah, bored
(Brain shut down I'm bored)
'Cause there's sweet FA to do around here
And it saps into my brain
I'm bored

The word is out
Of a terr'ist plot
The world gone mad
It's going to pot
They've got techno-
Logy to try
To blow these planes
Right out of the sky
And so we wait
In humungous queues
As they rub us down
And x-ray our shoes

Though waiting may annoy ya
You better not forget:
It ain't just paranoia
It's us they're out to get

Although I'm bored, I'm bored
(mind-numbingly bored)
You know I'm bored, I'm bored
(Shit-fer-brains I'm bored)
Kerrrist I'm bored, I'm bored
(Terminally bored)
Don't mock those big policemen with guns
'Cause they'll shoot before you say
Who's bored

But then I get this rhythm
Echoin' round my head
I know what I'll do with 'em:
Write parodies instead

Although I'm bored, I'm bored
(Stupefiedly bored)
Oh, I'm so bored, I'm bored
(Brainchurningly bored)
One minute?
Cheese, I'm so bored, I'm bored
Drags on, You Know
(Really, really bored)
And there's only just one minute has passed
Since I started here a-sayin'
Who's bored

(Chorus ad lib ad nauseam)

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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alvin rhodes - October 27, 2006 - Report this comment
you're the chairman of the bored today
Red Ant - October 27, 2006 - Report this comment
"Terminally bored" was a great pun, Phil. Nice job varying the boring, repetitive sections too. Kerrrist? Is that a stetching of Christ?
2Eagle - October 27, 2006 - Report this comment
What isn't boring - TV, movies - go surfing!
The Charnstar - October 27, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL! 5-5-5, and I know how u feel
Peregrin - October 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Written whilst waiting to bored ? Good one Phil
Jack Wilson - October 28, 2006 - Report this comment
This ia HILARIOUS! 555!
Phil Alexander - October 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Pippin - groan, but yes.
Red Ant - yes, that's what it's supposed to be. Just to give it the necessary 2½ syllables ;-)
Thanks, all :-)

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