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Song Parodies -> "Al Qaeda's Goals"

Original Song Title:

"California Girls"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Al Qaeda's Goals"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

Largely gleaned from the infoplease article on Al Qaeda, but inspired by a thread at the Debate Unlimited forums called (surprisingly enough) "Al Qaeda's Goals".
That Osama man has one grand plan
For a big Islamic state
From Turkey's land to Pakistan
He'll reinstate the Caliphate

Isra-el: he'd blow to hell
Of that there is no doubt
And he despise Western infidel guys
So he wants to kick 'em out

I guess that's just one of Al Qaeda's
I guess that's just one of Al Qaeda's
I guess that's just one of Al Qaeda's goals

When there's one Islamic country
Instead of.. oh, hell, quite a few
He'll want to see a law called Sharia
But I don't think he's thought it through:

For Ol' bin L's Wahabi
Thinking all "new" thoughts are dire
For the world won't fear Wahabi, Sunni and Shia
Gettin' on like [a] house on fire

I guess that's one more of Al Qaeda's
I guess that's one more of Al Qaeda's
I guess that's one more of Al Qaeda's goals

Oh, look it's one more of Al Qaeda's
(goals, goals, goals O. bin Laden's)
Blood and guts and gore, Al Qaeda's
(goals, goals, goals O. bin Laden's)
Not been well thought through, Al Qaeda's
(goals, goals, goals O. bin Laden's)
Now what will he do, Al Qaeda's
(goals, goals, goals O. bin Laden's)

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Dylan Baranski - April 26, 2007 - Report this comment
5-5-5 because Osama bin Laden sucks. As a reward, here's my 1st bin Laden parody: www.amiright.com/parody/80s/dschinghiskhan2.shtml
alvin - April 26, 2007 - Report this comment
intelligent AND jaunty..love it
TJC - April 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Mister Phil, you had me laughing so hard I knocked over the dialysis machine in my (undisclosed location) cave!
Meriadoc - April 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Liked the "Instead of.. oh, hell, quite a few" line.
Ann Hammond - April 26, 2007 - Report this comment
what Meriadoc said
Peregrin - April 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Loved it. What Ann said that Merry said.
Phil Alexander - April 27, 2007 - Report this comment
:-D Thanks, everyone

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