Song Parodies -> Help Me Make It Through The Flight
| Original Song Title: | "Help Me Make It Through The Night" |
| Original Performer: | Kris Kristofferson |
| Parody Song Title: | "Help Me Make It Through The Flight" |
| Parody Written by: | Phil Alexander |
I wrote this in the departure lounge at Belfast Airport last night, so was unable to check and find out that both Royce and Michael P have written parodies with this title... but I think that this is sufficiently different to be still posted (especially with a little sting in the tail)
Take the sick bag from that chair
Stop it going all around
As my skin is turning green
And we've not even left the ground
Tryin' to keep my breakfast down
As well as what I had last night
And I'm takin' dramamine, to
Help me make it through the flight.
I don't know what's up or down, I feel queasy in my tum
When the vomit gets projectile: then take cover - here it comes
Now the spray is cleaned and gone
Given me some small respite
I've got some clean clothing on
Help me make it through the flight.
I don't know what's up or down, feeling queasy yet again
As we're heading down the runway... pray it will stay down, amen
Air hostess gave me a pill
Now she's nipped back out of sight.
Lord! It's viagra, that will
Help me make it through the flight.
Stop it going all around
As my skin is turning green
And we've not even left the ground
Tryin' to keep my breakfast down
As well as what I had last night
And I'm takin' dramamine, to
Help me make it through the flight.
I don't know what's up or down, I feel queasy in my tum
When the vomit gets projectile: then take cover - here it comes
Now the spray is cleaned and gone
Given me some small respite
I've got some clean clothing on
Help me make it through the flight.
I don't know what's up or down, feeling queasy yet again
As we're heading down the runway... pray it will stay down, amen
Air hostess gave me a pill
Now she's nipped back out of sight.
Lord! It's viagra, that will
Help me make it through the flight.
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Lifting-off with a bit of the Rise of the Pfizer, eh? Off you blow, swallowing Wild Blue Thunder! ;-)
Uplifting suprise ending on flight 555.
TWA then? Great stuff.
Claude, if it were then I'm sure I'd have the problem licked... ;-)
555 Keep it up, Phil :-)
This deserves far more votes! An airborne 555, Mr A...
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