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Song Parodies -> "Help Me Make It Through The Flight"

Original Song Title:

"Help Me Make It Through The Night"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kris Kristofferson

Parody Song Title:

"Help Me Make It Through The Flight"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

I wrote this in the departure lounge at Belfast Airport last night, so was unable to check and find out that both Royce and Michael P have written parodies with this title... but I think that this is sufficiently different to be still posted (especially with a little sting in the tail)
Take the sick bag from that chair
Stop it going all around
As my skin is turning green
And we've not even left the ground

Tryin' to keep my breakfast down
As well as what I had last night
And I'm takin' dramamine, to
Help me make it through the flight.

I don't know what's up or down, I feel queasy in my tum
When the vomit gets projectile: then take cover - here it comes

Now the spray is cleaned and gone
Given me some small respite
I've got some clean clothing on
Help me make it through the flight.

I don't know what's up or down, feeling queasy yet again
As we're heading down the runway... pray it will stay down, amen

Air hostess gave me a pill
Now she's nipped back out of sight.
Lord! It's viagra, that will
Help me make it through the flight.

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Johnny D - November 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Lifting-off with a bit of the Rise of the Pfizer, eh? Off you blow, swallowing Wild Blue Thunder! ;-)
John Barry - November 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Uplifting suprise ending on flight 555.
Claude Prez - November 04, 2004 - Report this comment
TWA then? Great stuff.
Phil Alexander - November 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Claude, if it were then I'm sure I'd have the problem licked... ;-)
Dee Range - November 04, 2004 - Report this comment
555 Keep it up, Phil :-)
Kristof Robertson - November 05, 2004 - Report this comment
This deserves far more votes! An airborne 555, Mr A...

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