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Song Parodies -> "Living Dead"

Original Song Title:

"Living Doll"

Original Performer:

Cliff Richard

Parody Song Title:

"Living Dead"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

Got myself an evil talking, fresh-brain stalking, living dead..
And I like inflicting pain, gore, with a chainsaw, living dead
A splattering of guts and mangled nuts and the odd severed head
'Cause all that keeps me sane is eating brain because I'm living dead

Take a look at my blade, it's keen
And no, she can't run away, just scream
I'm gonna eat her while she's fresh
My teeth into her flesh, so she will end up like me

Got myself a mangling, crippling bloody dripping living dead
Now that after I have died I'm zombiefied I'm living dead
Bits are falling off so she is lit'rally giving me head
Soon we're taking over shambling, stumbling living dead

Well, take a look at my teeth, they're red
And it is from blood that you've just bled
Gonna eat up all your brain
An entertain.. ing pastime for a zombie

Got myself a hard, unyielding chainsaw-wielding living dead
Bodies all around upon the ground becoming living dead
We cannot be beaten 'cause we've eaten those who haven't fled
We go causing harm, the undead arm-y - Living Dead

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Susanna Viljanen - September 21, 2011 - Report this comment
I laughed so that my skeleton bounced! This song is really zombifying

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