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Fun Music Information -> Cliff Richard
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Possible Misspelled Names:
These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.
Cliff RichardsJokes:
What's got 36 legs and smells of wee? - The front row of a Cliff Richard gig. Submitted by: Academy
| What has 100 legs and no teeth The front row of a Cliff Richard concert Submitted by: Tracey Duncan
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| There are additional music jokes available. | |
Music Performer Pseudonyms:
Also known as: Harry Webster. Submitted by: chazzard3
Also known as: Harry Rodger Webb. Submitted by: Harry Rodger Webb
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "I Just Don't Have The Heart," | Then how are you living, let alone singing? | Peter |
| "Living Doll," | Sorry, dolls are inanimate. Can't come to life. | Peter |
| "I'll Love You Forever Today," | Today doesn't last forever. | Yvette Bristle |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "Speakers," Days Difference | "Wired For Sound," Cliff Richard | |
| "A Little Love," Bryan Adams | "Give A Little Bit More," Cliff Richard | |
| "He's Dead," Scarface | "We Don't Talk Anymore," Cliff Richard | |
| "Communication Breakdown," Roy Orbison | "We Don't Talk Anymore," Cliff Richard | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Bachelor Bo" originally "Bachelor Boy"
Alyssa Jayne
"I'll Be Me" originally "It'll Be Me"
The simplest thing one can do!
Serafina
"Evil Woman" originally "Devil Woman"
Doesn't change this song, either.
MOR
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Santa's Liszt" originally "Santa's List"
Santa is famous composer? ('s becomes contraction)
Duncan Moore
"We Don't Stalk Anymore" originally "We Don't Talk Anymore"
That No-one Candy Nye
Change a Letter:
"Goodbye Ram, Hello Samantha" originally "Goodbye Sam, Hello Samantha"
Candy Welty
"Goodbye Ham, Hello Samantha" originally "Goodbye Sam, Hello Samantha"
Candy Welty
"Goodbye Dam, Hello Samantha" originally "Goodbye Sam, Hello Samantha"
Candy Welty
"Goodbye Pam, Hello Samantha" originally "Goodbye Sam, Hello Samantha"
Candy Welty
"Liking Doll" originally "Living Doll"
Serafina
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Recordings:
Oct 22
a parody of "Living Doll" by Cliff Richard
Lampoons Chucky from the classic horror flick series "Child's Play".
Soundclick.com: (mp3)
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Mistletoe And Wine" | "Rejoice For Christmas" | Eurrgh! |
| "Devil Woman" | "Dreaded Wolfman" | John A. Barry |
| "Living Doll" | "(Night Of The) Living Dolls" | Blaydeman |
| "Devil Woman" | "Devil 8-Ball" | Below Average Dave |
| "Dreamin'" | "Schemin'" | Rex Ungericht |
| "Ocean Deep" | "Buggin' Creep" | Agrimorfee |
| "The Young Ones" | "Those Drunk Bums" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "We Don't Talk Anymore" | "Vow of Silence (I Can't Talk Anymore)" | Matthias |
| "Miss You Nights" | "Pillow Fights" | Porfle Popnecker |
| "Living Doll" | "Living Dead" | Phil Alexander |
There are additional song parodies available. | ||
Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| I'm Looking Through The Window | Neighbourhood Watch | pickle* |
| Devil Woman | Maya From "Coronation Street" | The Triple F-Rated Coffee Stirrer |
| We Don't Talk Anymore | Helen Keller Foundation | aussierock |
| We Don't Talk Anymore | 'The Anti-drug' PSA's | aussierock |
| We Don't Talk Anymore | Braille Centre | FussBudgetVanPelt |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Devil Woman | Ann Coulter's office | Fbug |
| The Young Ones | Report A Pedophile Hotline | Anna Buehnenheim |
| Devil Woman | Convent/Nunnery | Fluffy Bunny |
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Along Comes A Woman Chicago | Devil Woman Cliff Richard | Along Comes A Devil Woman Run for your lives! | SlimKirby |
| (You're The) Devil In Disguise Elvis Presley | Devil Woman Cliff Richard | (You're The) Devil Woman In Disguise | Gebbie Dibson |
| Sympathy For The Devil Rolling Stones | Devil Woman Cliff Richard | Sympathy For The Devil Woman If anyone needed sympathy, it's her! | rocky |
| November Rain Guns 'n' Roses | Christmas Time Cliff RIchard | Christmas Rain I know this is lame, but my friend Tony told me to put this on! | Fiona Whitting, Plymouth, Devon, England |
| There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Richard Nixon
Cliff Richard combined with Mojo Nixon
The 37th president of the U.S.! (However, his middle initial, M, did not stand for Mojo.)
Submitted By: Ed
Misheard Lyrics:
"Devil Woman"
Misheard Lyrics: I've had nothing but bad luck
Since the day I saw a cat eat my dog Original Lyrics: I've had nothing but bad luck
Since the day I saw the cat at my door | "We Don't Talk Anymore"
Misheard Lyrics: And I ain't got cheap.
Original Lyrics: And I ain't counting sheep
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"Wired For Sound"
Misheard Lyrics: Power, thunder, leave on to the plastic
Original Lyrics: Power from the needle to the plastic
| "Wired For Sound"
Misheard Lyrics: I like smiles, people I like ties, people
Original Lyrics: I like small speakers I like tall speakers.
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| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Devil Woman"
Misheard Lyrics: She's just a devil woman with evil ornaments
Original Lyrics: She's just a devil woman With evil on her mind.
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Story about this misheard lyric by: mike h my sister just left a voicemail singing thise words .. im lmao ... |
| There are additional misheard stories available. | |
Song Parody Fragments:
"Mistletoe and Christmas"
Better Lyrics:
Christmas time, Madgod pissing wine
Haskill sings Oblivion rhymes
With Skooma on offer, and Mazte for free
A time to rejoice in all insanity
Haskill sings Oblivion rhymes
With Skooma on offer, and Mazte for free
A time to rejoice in all insanity
Original Lyrics:
Christmas time, mistletoe and wine
Children singing Christian rhymes
With logs on the fire and gifts on the tree
A time to rejoice in the good that we see
Children singing Christian rhymes
With logs on the fire and gifts on the tree
A time to rejoice in the good that we see
Submitted by: Sheogorath
"Mistletoe and Wine"
Better Lyrics:
Christmas time, methadone and wine
Toddlers singing blasphemous rhymes
With gifts on the fire and logs on the tree
A time to rejoice on the A580
Toddlers singing blasphemous rhymes
With gifts on the fire and logs on the tree
A time to rejoice on the A580
Original Lyrics:
Christmas time, mistletoe and wine
Children singing Christian rhymes
With logs on the fire and gifts on the tree
A time to rejoice in the good that we see
Children singing Christian rhymes
With logs on the fire and gifts on the tree
A time to rejoice in the good that we see
Submitted by: Sheogorath
"Congratulations"
Better Lyrics:
Congratulations
Obama-Nation
The history's new chapter is ready to begin
Commiserations
Abominations
USA's never ever will be same again
Obama-Nation
The history's new chapter is ready to begin
Commiserations
Abominations
USA's never ever will be same again
Original Lyrics:
Congratulations
And celebrations
When I tell everyone that you're in love with me
Congratulations
And jubilations
I want the world to know I'm happy as can be.
And celebrations
When I tell everyone that you're in love with me
Congratulations
And jubilations
I want the world to know I'm happy as can be.
Submitted by: Rocky Mak
Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"I Ain't Got Time Anymore"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: But the Sun don't shine anymore
Why They're Nonsensical: The Sun is always shining, although it may be hidden from view (such as at night or when hidden by clouds).
Submitted by: Candy Welty
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Dated Song Lyrics:
"Wired for Sound"
The Dated Lyrics: Power from the needle to the plastic
AM, FM, I feel so ecstatic. Why They're Dated: In the 1980s, this was obviously the height of modern technology. Now, it's not.
Submitted by: Hannah
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Song Title Space Change:
"I Ain't Got Tim E. Anymore" originally "I Ain't Got Time Anymore"
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
"Ant As Lists" originally "Santa's List"
Didn't know an ant was also lists?
Submitted by: Mark Chestnut Roasting On An Open Fire
"Can't Keep This Feelin' Gin" originally "Can't Keep This Feeling In"
Only if you drink more gin.
Submitted by: Peter
"We Should Be To Get Her" originally "We Should be Together"
Cliff expresses his desire for a threesome?
Submitted by: Peter
"De Vil Woman" originally "Devil Woman"
At least, we think Cruella's a woman.
Submitted by: She
Song Title Anagrams:
"Last Satins" originally "Santa's List"
Submitted by: Regina Haniger
"Satan Slits" originally "Santa's List"
Submitted by: Regina Haniger
"Ant As Lists" originally "Santa's List"
An anagram previously posted as a space change
Submitted by: The Quirkfetch Kid
Songs That Are Banned:
"Honky Tonk Angel"
Banned by Richard himself after realizing that the song was about prostitution.
Submitted by: dxman
Song Title Acrostics:
OR: "Occasional Rain"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
AS: "Apron Strings"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Glue Turns to Bray" originally "Blue Turns to Grey"
I knew they made it from horses, but donkeys?
Submitted by: crazydon
Band Name Spoonerisms:
Rich Clifford originally "Cliff Richard"
Submitted by: Claire Annette Player
Riff Clicher originally "Cliff Richard"
Submitted by: IBM (Itty Bitty Midget)
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