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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Cliff Richard that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 59 misheard song lyrics for Cliff Richard on amIright currently.

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"Broken Doll"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't wind her up
I've all the pieces.
Original Lyrics:
You can't wind her up
Although the key fits.
"Congratulations"
Misheard Lyrics:
Congratulations and jubilations.
I want the world to know I'm happy as can be.
Who would believe that I could be happy and contented.
I used to think that happiness hadn't been invented.
But that was in the bad old days before I melt you.
Original Lyrics:
Congratulations and jubilations.
I want the world to know I'm happy as can be.
Who would believe that I could be happy and contented.
I used to think that happiness hadn't been invented.
But that was in the bad old days before I met you.
"Daddy's Home"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your best friend Robin told me
You had tear drops in your eyes.
or
Your best friend's mother told me
You had tear drops in your eyes.
Original Lyrics:
Your best friend wrote and told me
You had tear drops in your eyes.
"Daddy's Home"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your best friend Roland told me you had teardrops in your eyes.
Original Lyrics:
Your best friend wrote and told me you had teardrops in your eyes.
"Devil Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
I knew she was a Spalche cat.
Original Lyrics:
Same cat with them evil eyes, and I knew it was a spell she'd cast.
"Devil Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've had nothing but bad luck
Since the day I saw a cat eat my dog
Original Lyrics:
I've had nothing but bad luck
Since the day I saw the cat at my door
"Devil Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
On a night in the badlocks
[Later]
Same cat with them evil eyes
And I knew it was a smashy cat.
Original Lyrics:
I've had nothing but bad luck
[Later]
Same cat with them evil eyes
And I knew it was a spell she'd cast.
"Devil Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Same cat with them evil eyes,
and I knew it was a spam she-cat.
Original Lyrics:
Same cat with them evil eyes,
and I knew it was a spell she'd cast.
"Devil Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Same cat with them evil eyes, and I knew it was a squelchy cat.
Original Lyrics:
Same cat with them evil eyes, and I knew it was a spell she'd cast.
"Devil Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's just a devil woman
With evil autumn eyes
Original Lyrics:
She's just a devil woman
With evil on her mind
"Devil Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's just a devil woman that's evil all the time
Original Lyrics:
She's just a devil woman With evil on her mind.
"Devil Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's just a devil woman
That evil aunt of mine.
Original Lyrics:
She's just a devil woman
With evil on her mind.
"Devil Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's just a devil woman
with evil ornaments
Original Lyrics:
She's just a devil woman
With evil on her mind.
"Devil Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's just a devil woman
An evil lotta mm-hmm
We wear the devil woman
She's gonna get you.
Original Lyrics:
She's just a devil woman
With evil on her mind
Beware the devil woman
She's gonna get you.
"Dynamite"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna feel Lennie's bosom.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna feel an explosion.
"I Love You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your love means more to me
Than all the vicious women in the sea.
Original Lyrics:
Your love means more to me
Than all the fishes swimming in the sea.
"It'll Be Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna look in every lavatory.
Original Lyrics:
Gonna look in every tree.
"Little Town"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, little tongue, oh Beverly Hand.
Original Lyrics:
Oh little town of Bethlehem
"Little Town"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, little town of Beverley Ham.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, little town of Bethlehem.
"Living Doll"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna lock her up in a trunk
So no big hull can sail her away from me
Original Lyrics:
Gonna lock her up in a trunk
So no big hunk can steal her away from me
"Living Doll"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got to do my best to please her,
chest 'cause she's a, Living Doll
Original Lyrics:
Got to do my best to please her,
just 'cause she's a, Living Doll
"Living Doll"
Misheard Lyrics:
So no big monk can steal her away for tea.
Original Lyrics:
So no big hunk can steal her away from me.
"Mistletoe & Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Children drinking whisky and wine.
Original Lyrics:
Children singing Chris-tee-an rhyme.
"Mistletoe & Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Children singing Christie and rhyme
Original Lyrics:
Children singing Christian rhyme
"Mistletoe & Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gifts on the fire logs on the tree.
Original Lyrics:
Logs on the fire gifts on the tree.
"Mistletoe & Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kids on the fire
Logs on the tree
Original Lyrics:
Logs on the fire
Gifts on the tree
"Mistletoe & Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
With dogs on the fire
And crisps on the tree
Original Lyrics:
Logs on the fire
Gifts on the tree
"Mistletoe & Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
With love on the counter and gifts by the tree
Original Lyrics:
With Logs on the fire and gifts on the tree.
"Ocean Deep"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love catch you when you're alone
Original Lyrics:
Love , can't you see I'm alone
"Ocean Deep"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh Shanice
Original Lyrics:
Ocrean Deep
"Ocean Deep"
Misheard Lyrics:
Solitary rule
Original Lyrics:
In my solitary room
"Power To All Our Friends"
Misheard Lyrics:
Power to all of France
Original Lyrics:
Power to all our friends
"She's So Beautiful"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's so beautiful
She's some kind of freak.
Original Lyrics:
She's so beautiful
She's so kind and free.
"We Don't Talk Any More"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's a phoney, and we don't talk anymore.
Original Lyrics:
It's so funny how we don't talk any more.
"We Don't Talk Any More"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't losing sleep and I hate cotton sheets.
Original Lyrics:
I ain't losing sleep and I ain't counting sheep.
"We Don't Talk Any More"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's so funny while we don't talk anymore.
Original Lyrics:
It's so funny why we don't talk anymore.
"We Don't Talk Any More"
Misheard Lyrics:
P*** off honey 'cos we don't talk any more.
Original Lyrics:
It's so funny how we don't talk any more.
"We Don't Talk Anymore"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I ain't got cheap.
Original Lyrics:
And I ain't counting sheep
"We Don't Talk Anymore"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I ain't gotten shit
Original Lyrics:
And I ain't counting sheep
"We Don't Talk Anymore"
Misheard Lyrics:
Disco Barney, how we don't talk any more.
Original Lyrics:
It's so funny, how we don't talk anymore.
"We Don't Talk Anymore"
Misheard Lyrics:
Disco Bunny!
Now we don't talk anymore.
Original Lyrics:
It's so funny
How we don't talk anymore.
"We Don't Talk Anymore"
Misheard Lyrics:
Disco Bunny, now we don't talk anymore.
Original Lyrics:
It's so funny how we don't talk anymore.
"We Don't Talk Anymore"
Misheard Lyrics:
Disco bunny how we don't talk anymore.
Original Lyrics:
It's so funny how we don't talk anymore.
"We Don't Talk Anymore"
Misheard Lyrics:
Disco bunny, how we don't talk anymore.
Original Lyrics:
It's so funny, how we don't talk anymore.
"We Don't Talk Anymore"
Misheard Lyrics:
Disco bunny
Original Lyrics:
It's so funny
"We Don't Talk Anymore"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't gotten cheap
Original Lyrics:
I ain't counting sheep
"We Don't Talk Anymore"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hate garden shears.
Original Lyrics:
I ain't counting sheep.
"We Don't Talk Anymore"
Misheard Lyrics:
P*** off honey
Now we don't talk anymore.
Original Lyrics:
It's so funny
How we don't talk anymore.
"We Don't Talk Anymore"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sore itchy fanny, why we don't talk anymore
Original Lyrics:
Its so funny, how we don't talk anymore
"We Don't Talk Anymore"
Misheard Lyrics:
This old bunny, why we don't talk anymore.
Original Lyrics:
It's so funny, how we don't talk anymore.
"We Don't Talk Anymore"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tits and fanny, how we don't talk anymore
Original Lyrics:
It's so funny, how we don't talk anymore
"We Don't Talk Anymore"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I ain't on a losing streak
And I ain't got 'em cheap (cheap!)
Original Lyrics:
Well I ain't losing sleep
And I ain't countin' sheep (sheep!)
"We Don't Talk Anymore"
Misheard Lyrics:
You were the only wah
You don't know what you gah.
Original Lyrics:
You were the only one
You don't know what you got.
"Wired For Sound"
Misheard Lyrics:
I like small people, I like tall people.
Original Lyrics:
I like small speakers, I like tall speakers.
"Wired For Sound"
Misheard Lyrics:
I like smiles, people I like ties, people
Original Lyrics:
I like small speakers I like tall speakers.
"Wired For Sound"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want Thumbelina to the plastic AM/FM
I feel so ecstatic now.
Original Lyrics:
Power from the needle to the plastic AM/FM
I feel so ecstatic now.
"Wired For Sound"
Misheard Lyrics:
Power, thunder, leave on to the plastic
Original Lyrics:
Power from the needle to the plastic
"Wired for Sound"
Misheard Lyrics:
I like toasties and I like sausages
Original Lyrics:
I like small speakers, I like tall speakers.
"Wired for Sound"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was small boy who don't like history
Original Lyrics:
I was small boy who don't like his toys

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