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Song Parodies -> "I Ain't Going To The Vet"

Original Song Title:

"You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bachman Turner Overdrive

Parody Song Title:

"I Ain't Going To The Vet"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

I've got a little kitty
I think that he's unique
Because I understand him
Whene'er he tries to speak
"Miaow miaow" means "Feed me"
"Mrrawgurgle" means "I'm wet"
And when he looks at me with those big brown eyes
He says:

I ain't goin' to the vet
N-n-n-n-no way, no
I ain't goin' to the vet
Just try it, I'll give you somethin'
You never will forget
No, no, no, no
I ain't goin' to the vet

And now I'm feeling bitter
My hands are bleeding sore
Can't get him to the doctor
[He] Knows what he'll go there for
He knows that working balls are good balls
Losing them he would regret
Yes, the thought does make him fret
So then he scratches me with those big long claws
And says:

I ain't goin' to the vet
B-b-b-b-bollocks, no
I ain't goin' to the vet
You won't use, no won't use
My balls for castanets
No, no, no, no
I ain't goin' to the vet

[Solo that sounds like a cat howling]

Working balls are good balls
Do you want a psycho pet?
'Cause that's just what you'll get
If you (scratch 'n' scratch 'n') stick me into that big brown box
No way...

I ain't goin' to the vet
Test- test- test- testacles
I ain't goin' to the vet
It's something, it's something
I call Feline Roulette
Miaow, miaow, miaow
I ain't goin' to the vet

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Adagio - November 22, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL...funny, Phil! 5's
Paul Robinson - November 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Excellent, Phil...really funny, lll-iii-kkk-eed the "castanets", "psycho pet" , and "Feline Roulette"...very inventive rhyme lines. A couple years ago I tried pretty much the same story-line with this song, but the story wasn't developing fast enough to fit within the amount of lyrics in the OS and I just couldn't make it work when I started leaving stuff out...I guess I should have taken out the part about the "looming love interest" outside the window, but I couldn't bear to part with it...lol...anyway, this is really better than what I was working on - great job here. smudging some 5's out with my paws here ~ ~ ~
alvin rhodes - November 22, 2006 - Report this comment
funny as hell
Javck Wilson - November 22, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL this is hilarious! 555!
Yoidy - November 22, 2006 - Report this comment
This is furbulous! 555
PMS - November 22, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL Litter-ally
Phil Alexander - November 24, 2006 - Report this comment
:-) Thanks, everyone... I was worried this one might be a howler...
Ann Hammond - November 25, 2006 - Report this comment
funny I loved it
Martha - November 29, 2006 - Report this comment
fabulous as always Phil!!
Peregrin - June 25, 2012 - Report this comment
Way late again as usual, but great read Phil. Summed cats up beautifully.

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