A mate said "Let's go hit that bar
Where all those transvestites are.
Make me up 'til the gender bends"

How did he break that taboo:
Talk me into coming too?
Made me up 'til the gender bends

Let me explain again
I'd been drinking beer:
Out of my brain again
What'm I doing here?

Then this bloke came up to me
Put his hand upon my knee [I said]
Look me up when the gender bends

He said "You haven't got the joke
'Cause I ain't really a bloke"
Shook me up when the gender bends

He's talking balls again
Like I felt 'em in my hand
Fooked me up when the gender bends

String me along again
Now I've had enough
'Cause I was wrong again
T'was a double-bluff

As my memory fades
I try to forget what I lost
Fake it up 'when the gender bends

Underneath all this glam
Now unsure what gender I am
Make it up 'til the gender bends

But, my friend, I won't forgive it:
Not just cross-dressed, I was *LIVID*
Wake me up when the gender bends
Wake me up when the gender bends
Wake me up when the gender bends