There he was just a-wafflin' on TV,
What a Hooray Henry, is he dumb? How to tell?
Lookin' the picture of sheer buffoonery,
What a Hooray Henry, he looks dumb, dumb as hell
He looks dumb (looks dumb), he looks thick (looks thick)
He looks dumb, he looks thick - like the proverbial brick

Before I knew it he was trying to be Mayor
Was the Hooray Henry, is he dumb? Is it true?
It's kinda scary, what he'll do if he gets there
He's a Hooray Henry - if he wins, then we're screwed
But he'll win (He'll win?), wait and see (you'll see)
He's win - you'll see, just because he's on TV

Whoa-oh, and London is going to pay-ay-ay-ay
If they vote for: Alexander Boris de Pfeffel J

We wanted Red Ken to be off the public purse
But that Hooray Henry - are we dumb? Maybe true
Will we pick the only person here who could be worse?
He's a Hooray Henry, kinda dumb, pretty crude
Vote for him? (vote him) Not me! (not me)
Vote him - not me, I'd rather vote U.K.I.P.

Whoa-oh, I've not vote UKIP befor-or-or-re
My problem is: can't someone give me somebody worth voting for?

Quite promiscuous, this tousle-haired hooray
He's a Hooray Henry, did he come? Did he? True..
Seem kind of fitting his initials are "BJ"
Are the Hooray Henry's
Well, he's up- (he's up-), -per class (-per class)
He's upper class, always talking out his

Whoa-oh-oh-oh, oh s**t
Hooray Henry, pretty dumb? we're all screwed if he wins
Hooray Henry, is he dumb? pretty true, oh s**t, oh, no s**t
Hooray Henry, is he dumb? is it true?