-> "Heaven Knows I'm Fashionable Now"
Original Song Title:
"Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now"
Parody Song Title:
"Heaven Knows I'm Fashionable Now"
I was happy as the worst-dressed bloke down t'pub
But heaven knows I'm fashionable now
I was dressing like a slob... I STILL dress like a slob
But **** knows why I'm fashionable now
Why do they waste valuable time
Deciding what's hot, what's not and what's "divine"
A tank-top and my corduroys
Yet now I'm told I'm fashionable now
And my sunglasses are cheap, not the real McCoys
Yet someone says they're fashionable now
Is worrying 'bout a fashion high-crime
My flares are big enough [to] hide a pig inside
What I often wear at the end of the day
Caligula would have blushed
Photographers, they came shooting me
And I'm on the front page
Can't be right
To give any time
To people who say socks with sandals are "just right"
What I wear is from the days of a bygone year
But someone says I'm fashionable now
"You're the height of the slob look" she said
And I (naturally) fled
In my life
Why do I give valuable time
To people who think I turn the other chic
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