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Name | New Career | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "Morrissey" | "The King of Misery is definitely more miserable by himself! Long live the MOZ!" | - L. Ray |
Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
| "How Soon Is Now?" | "When you say it's gonna happen "now" Well, when exactly do you mean? See I've already waited too long and all my hope is gone." That just about as close to mentioning "How Soon Is Now?" as the song got. - British Bullcrap |
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Big Stick Bites Again" | "Big Mouth Strikes Again" | Regina Haniger |
| "Girlfriend in Tacoma" | "Girlfriend In A Coma" | Mae Beam |
| "Girlfriend in A Virgo" | "Girlfriend In A Coma" | Mae Beam |
| "Girlfriend in Aroma" | "Girlfriend In A Coma" | Mae Beam |
| "Girlfriend in Dakota" | "Girlfriend In A Coma" | Mae Beam |
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Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "There Is A Light That Never Goes Out," | All lights go out sooner or later. | Yvette Bristle |
| "You've Got Everything Now," | No person can attain everything. | Kara Oke |
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "Rock And Roll Band," Boston | "Shakespeare's Sister," The Smiths | |
| "Eternal Flame," Bangles | "There Is A Light That Never Goes Out," The Smiths | |
| "The Funniest Thing," The Classics IV | "That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore," The Smiths | |
| "Leave A Light On," Belinda Carlisle | "There Is A Light That Never Goes Out," The Smiths | |
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Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Please Please Please Let Me Get What I Want" | "Please Star Wars Let Me Get What I Want" | Fack Sabbath |
| "How Soon Is Now" | "How Soon Is Pow!" | Fack Sabbath |
| "There Is A Light That Never Goes Out" | "There Was A Song That Never Blew Up" | Fack Sabbath |
| "How Soon is Now" | "How Now Brown Cow" | Warren Baker |
| "There Is A Light And It Never Goes Out" | "There Is A Paladin And He Never Goes Out" | C Carroll |
| "Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now" | "Heaven Knows I'm Fashionable Now" | Phil Alexander |
| "Still Ill" | "Still Fill" | Emily Kirkham |
| "This Charming Man" | "This Uncharming Ham" | Emily Kirkham |
| "Sheila Take A Bow" | "Sheila Milk A Cow" | Emily |
| "Panic" | "Picnic" | Tokusou Sentai Blessranger |
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Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| There Is A Light That Never Goes Out | Peter Pan | pickle* |
| That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore | French & Saunders' New Series | pickle* |
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Bigmouth Strikes Again | FBI Informant Hotline | Jason C. Reeher |
| Please, Please, Please Let Me Get What I Want | Kleptomaniacs Anonymous | Fletch |
| The Queen Is Dead | Buckingham Palace | The Skuz |
| Death Of A Disco Dancer | Studio 54 | The Skuz |
| Bigmouth Strikes Again | Women's Help Center | Melody |
| There are additional on hold music ideas available. | ||
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| The Light That Will Cease To Fail Stereolab | There Is A Light That Never Goes Out The Smiths | There Is A Light That Will Never Cease To Fail It's so dark. | Tim |
| I Don't Like Mondays/Lucky Me Boomtown Rats/The Bee Gees | Every Day Is Like Sunday The Smiths | I Don't Like Mondays, Lucky Me, Every Day Is Like Sunday. | James Hutchings |
| Brown Eyed Girl Van Morrison | Girlfriend In A Coma The Smiths | Brown Eyed Girlfriend in A Coma so much in common - Irish, attitude about journalists, heterosexuality (not) | Tim |
| St. Anger Metallica | Big Mouth The Smiths | St. Anger's Big Mouth Wouldn't want to be in the way! | zoppo |
| There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
"This Charming Man"
Misheard Lyrics: I won't chew bicycles on a hill side, desolate.
Original Lyrics: Punctured bicycle on a hill side, desolate.
| "Big Mouth Strikes Again"
Misheard Lyrics: And now I know how Joan of Arc felt
Now I know how Joan of Arc felt As the flames rose to her roman nose And her hairy neck started to melt Original Lyrics: And now I know how Joan of Arc felt
Now I know how Joan of Arc felt As the flames rose to her roman nose And her hearing aid started to melt |
"Big Mouth Strikes Again"
Misheard Lyrics: And now I know how Johnny Marr felt.
Original Lyrics: And now I know how Joan of Arc felt.
| "This Night Has Opened My Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics: Down with a dubstep girl.
Original Lyrics: Dump her on a doorstep, girl.
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"Bigmouth Strikes Again"
Misheard Lyrics: And now I know how Joan of Arc felt
Now I know how Joan of Arc felt As the flames rose to her roman nose And her hairy neck started to melt Original Lyrics: And now I know how Joan of Arc felt
Now I know how Joan of Arc felt As the flames rose to her roman nose And her hearing aid started to melt |
Story about this misheard lyric by: Ira Davis I've thought these were the lyrics for over 20 years until I recently looked them up online after hearing the song in a book store. |
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"Nowhere Fast"
The Funny Lyrics: I'd like to drop my trousers to the Queen
Every sensible child will know what this means Why They're Funny: I guess I'm not very sensible then?
Submitted by: Kyle Patterson
| "How Soon Is Now?"
The Funny Lyrics: There's a club, if you like to go
You could meet somebody who really loves you So you go, and you stand on your own And you leave on your own, And you go home And you cry And you want to die Why They're Funny: Yes, Morrissey, as you do! I suppose it's just the matter of fact way he puts it. And he makes it sound so boring and predictable... as though ending up suicidal on your own at home is just your average night out. I don't know, those lines have just always made me laugh...
Submitted by: Jack E.
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"Kill The DJ"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Kill the dj, Kill the dj,
Kill the dj Kill the dj.... Why They're Repetitive: ok, you don't like the dj. I don't like any of your lyrics but I did hear it the first time. Most of Morriseys lyrics are just as repetitive (Dagenham Dave for instence)
Submitted by: Anglebob Humptybert
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"Big Mouth Strikes Again"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: And now I know how Joan of Arc felt
Now I know of Joan of Arc felt As the flames rose to her Roman nose And her Walkman started to melt. Why They're Nonsensical: It doesn't make sense because Walkmans didn't exist in the 1400s, when Joan Of Arc was alive.
Submitted by: Mr. Critic
| "Frankly, Mr. Shankly"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Sometimes I'd feel more fulfilled
making Christmas cards for the mentally ill. I want to Live and I want to Love. I want to catch something that I might be ashamed of. Why They're Nonsensical: Love + catch something that I might be ashamed of? STD. Sounds like instead of making cards for the mental, you should be joining them in the hospital.
Submitted by: BarbieForADay
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"Big Mouth Strikes Again"
The Insincere Lyrics: Sweetness, sweetness i was only joking when i said
'I'd like to smash every tooth in your head' Why They're Insincere: Lovely!
Submitted by: Ad
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"'Handsome Devil'"
The Dirty Lyrics: 'And when you're in your scullery room,
whom will swallow whom?' Why They're Dirty: Think about it. Disgusting!
Submitted by: The Loon
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"Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Loved Me"
Opening Lines: Last night I dreamt that somebody loved me
Comments: Submitted by: Mattias
| "Panic"
Opening Lines: There's panic on the streets of London.
Comments: Submitted by: Brian Kelly
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"Panic"
The Lyrics: Panic on the streets of London
Panic on the streets of Birmingham I wonder to myself Could life ever be sane again? The Leeds side-streets that you slip down I wonder to myself Hopes may rise on the Grasmere But honey pie, you're not safe here So you run down To the safety of the town But there's Panic on the streets of Carlisle Dublin, Dundee, Humberside I wonder to myself Why: London, Birmingham, Leeds, Grasmere, Carlisle, Dublin, Dundee and the former Humberside.
Submitted by: Dave
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