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Song Parodies -> "There Is A Paladin And He Never Goes Out"

Original Song Title:

"There Is A Light And It Never Goes Out"

Original Performer:

The Smiths

Parody Song Title:

"There Is A Paladin And He Never Goes Out"

Parody Written by:

C Carroll

The Lyrics

Inspired by WoW nerds
Take me Outlands tonight
Where theres new mobs and theres people
And theyre horde and alliance
Going to Durotar
I never never want to go Stratholme
Because I havent got a group
Anymore

Take me Outlands tonight
Because I want to see Alliance and i
Want to see life
Going to Durotar
Oh, please dont take me Stratholme
Because its not my Stratholme, its their
Home, and Im not welcome no more

And if a warlock's succubus
Charms the both of us
To die by your side
Is such a heavenly way to die
And if a 70 warlock
Kills the both of us
To die by your side
Well, the pleasure - the privilege is mine

Take me Outlands tonight
Take me anywhere, I dont care
I dont care, I dont care
And in the city Darnassus
I thought oh god, a horde warlock has come at last
(but then a strange fear gripped me and i
Just couldnt control my character)

Take me Outlands tonight
Oh, take me Shattrah, I dont care
I dont care, I dont care
Going to Durotar
I never never want to go Stratholme
Because I havent got a group, da ...
Oh, I havent got one

And if a warlock's succubus
Charms the both of us
To die by your side
Is such a heavenly way to die
And if a 70 warlock
Kills the both of us
To die by your side
Well, the pleasure - the privilege is mine

Oh, there is a Paladin and he never goes out
Oh, there is a Paladin and he never goes out
Oh, there is a Paladin and he never goes out
Oh, there is a Paladin and he never goes out
Oh, there is a Paladin and he never goes out
Oh, there is a Paladin and he never goes out

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