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Band Name Origins:

  • Canadian bands in the '60s had trouble getting noticed in their own country, let alone in the U.S. The band's label sought to overcome that by issuing a single under the name, "Guess Who?" to create a rumor that the band was secretly the Beatles. The strategy worked, giving the group its first hit in Canada and the U.S. No one could quibble with success and so Guess Who it was. (Source: John Einarson's "American Woman: The Story of the Guess Who") Submitted by: Greg G.

Why the Name is Stupid:

  • I don't know, who? It is hard to talk about a song they sung, it doesn't sound right when you say: The Guess Who sung American Women Submitted by: Billy Florio

New Band Names:

New Name
Why It's Better
Submitter Name
We Already KnowThey've been around long enough to be known well.Martha Hankins

Better Names for Current Songs:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Italian Woman""American Woman"Frog face the second
"Ballad That Lasts Five Years""Ballad of the Last Five Years"Disco 3:16
"Laugh-In""Laughing"rocky
"No Clocks""No Time"rocky
"Ukranian Woman""American Woman"Cody

There are additional new song names available.

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
Comments & Submittor Name
"I Started A Joke""Laughing," Guess WhoKathy
"Mine All Mine""Share The Land," Guess WhoPeter
"Lady, What's Your Name""Albert Flasher," The Guess WhoFussBudget
"Laughing""I Second That Emotion," Smokey Robinson & The MiraclesRockin' Rye

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"No Tie" originally "No Time"
Mark Richardson
"No Tim" originally "No Time"
Teacher, I think Tim's playing hooky.
Peter

Add a Letter To a Song Title:

"Brain Dance" originally "Rain Dance"
Peter
"No Timex" originally "No Time"
Peter
"No Timer" originally "No Time"
Peter

Change a Letter In a Song Title:

"Shake the Land" originally "Share the Land"
Lousy earthquakes...!
hec
"Shavin' All Over" originally "Shakin' All Over"
The introductory song to metrosexuality?
Josh

Song Parodies:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Undun""Your Fly's Undone"Alvin Rhodes
"American Woman""Celibate Woman"Lionel Mertens
"No Time""No Rhymes Left Unskewed"Alvin Rhodes
"No Time""No Wards!"Lionel Mertens
"American Woman""Republican Moron"William Tong
"No Sugar Tonight/New Mother Nature""No Supper Tonight/New Dietician"Steve Kalafut
"Undun""Unfun"Alvin Rhodes
"Rain Dance""Pain Dance"Malcolm Higgins
"Laughing""Crapping"Malcolm Higgins
"No Time""No Time ( The Executioner Song)"Malcolm Higgins

There are additional song parodies available.

Untapped Commercial Ideas:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
LaughingTBS oldrock
No TimeH&R BlockPrimal Concrete Sledge
These EyesLensCraftersNickZ

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
American WomanForeign Mail Order Bride ServiceAndrew Lourey
No TimeINS/USCIS ImmigrationsJosh
Rain DanceWeather BureauFussBudgetVanPelt
UndunCrisis Counseling CenterJesusGeek
No Sugar TonightDiabetic help lineLegion
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Duets Not Yet Performed:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Beat It
   Michael Jackson
Albert Flasher
   Guess Who
Beat It, Albert Flasher!
hybrid
Dude Looks Like A Lady
   Aerosmith
Green-Eyed Lady
   The Guess Who
Dude Looks Like A Green-Eyed Lady
Raphael
No Milk Today
   Herman's Hermits
No Sugar Tonight
   The Guess Who
No Milk Today, No Sugar Tonight
Someone has some grocery shopping to do!
Raphael
She Said
   Cold
No Sugar Tonight
   Guess Who
She Said, 'No Sugar Tonight'
Josh
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be :

Twisted Guesser
Twisted Sister combined with The Guess Who
Submitted By: Anonymous Bob
Guess Who's Who
The Guess Who combined with The Who
They all look the same!
Submitted By: B.C.
Guess Who? U 2 !!
Guess Who combined with U2
Submitted By: Rob
Guess Who's Naked
The Guess Who combined with Naked Eyes
It's Me!!
Submitted By: Rob

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Misheard Lyrics:

"Albert Flasher"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was a workshop owner with guns for the people.
Original Lyrics:
I was a workshop owner in the gulch for the people.
"American Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye, American woman
Goodbye, American s***.
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye, American woman
Goodbye, American chick.
"Albert Flasher"
Misheard Lyrics:
And Micheal was a movie maker.
Original Lyrics:
And Michael was a moonbeam maker.
"Runnin' Back To Saskatoon"
Misheard Lyrics:
This tune is homegrown
Don't come from Hog Town.
Original Lyrics:
This tune is homegrown
Don't come from Hong Kong.
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Story:

"These Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sew curtains on me, yeah!
Original Lyrics:
The hurtin' on me, yeah

Story about this misheard lyric by: JD

My friend and I used to cruise around with this guy who would sing this lyric LOUDLY whenever "These Eyes" played on the radio. We tried to keep from cracking up, because he was the only one with a car.

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Song Parody Fragments:

"No Time"
Better Lyrics:
No more soup for you
Original Lyrics:
No time left for you
Submitted by: oldtimes
"American Women"
Better Lyrics:
Hillary Clinton, stay away from New York,
Hillary Clinton, go back to Arkensas
Original Lyrics:
American Women, stay away from me,
American women, mama's gotta be free
Submitted by: Mike Florio

Repetitive Lyrics:

"American Woman"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
Gonna leave you woman...
Gonna leave you woman...
Bye-bye...Bye-bye...
Why They're Repetitive:
So go already!!! What are you still hangin' around singing for? Shut up and leave!
Submitted by: mysticrose
 

Insulting Lyrics:

"American Woman"
The Insulting Lyrics:
American Woman (The whole song)
Why They're Insulting:
Do you know what it is about? It is written by a Canadian who has no use for Americans. I'm sure whoever wrote this song laughed his head off when he saw Americans buying this record and making it number 1.
Submitted by: Mona Helgesen-Biehl
 

Real Places Mentioned in Songs:

"American Woman"
The Lyrics:
American Woman, said get away American Woman, listen what I say Don't come hangin' around my door I don't need your war machines I don't need your ghetto scenes Coloured lights can hypnotize Sparkle someone else's eyes Now woman, get away from me American woman, mama let me be.
Why:
The continent of America is part of the word American in this song and title. "American Woman" was a #1 hit song for the Canadian group, the Guess Who in the first few months of 1970. With the vocals of lead singer Burton Cummings really selling this tune. It was a #1 tune the same week as the Kent State University, in Ohio, massacre on May 4, 1970 where students were protesting against President Nixon expanding the Vietnam War into Cambodia, and four students were shot by National Guardsmen. The "American Woman" being referenced by the Guess Who is the Statue of Liberty.
Submitted by: Peter
"Running back to Sakatoon"
The Lyrics:
Moose Jaw, Terrace, and Medicine Hat...
Why:
Umm. I'm confused. Isn't Saskatchewan somewhere you run FROM?
Submitted by: princejellyfish

Super Long Pop Songs:

"American Woman" Length: 5:07
Although the length of the original lp version of this tune, at 5:07, is not as long as many songs put on this section of amiright, "American Woman's original lp version is so much more superior than the 3:46 single edit heard more often (including for some unknown and unfathomable reason on many Classic Rock and Classic hit stations), with it's opening of Burton Cummings spelling out A-M-E-R-I-C-A-N. The anti-American war machine tune, "American Woman" was the first and unfortunately for the Canadian band's U.S. fans, only #1 single going to #1 on the same week, May 4, 1970, as the Kent State University in Ohio massacre of four students by National Guardsmen when students utilized their Constitutional rights to protest President Nixon's expanding the Vietnam War into Cambodia.
Submitted by: Peter

Upbeat Songs With Depressing Lyrics:

"No Time"
The Lyrics:
No time for a summer friend
No time for the love you send
Seasons change and so do I
You need not wonder why
You need not wonder why
There's no time for left for you
Why:
"No Time" was the third hit single for the Guess Who in the early 1970's (following "No Sugar Tonight/New Mother Nature" and "American Woman"). "No Time" continued the hard rock upbeat tempo, but with a decidedly depressing lyrics about the fact that Burton Cummings seems to have no time for someone, although near the end of the tune it ends up being that he has no time for the war, guessing he means the Vietnam War following on the theme set up in "American Woman".
Submitted by: Peter
"No Sugar Tonight"
The Lyrics:
No sugar tonight in my coffee
No sugar tonight in my tea
No sugar to stand beside me
No sugar to run with me
Why:
"No Sugar Tonight" by the Guess Who is most of the time played as medley with the Guess Who's song, "New Mother Nature". But alone as it sometimes is played, "No Sugar Tonight" is rather depressing in the lyrics department well continuing from "American Woman" the uptempo hard rock that the Guess Who was then playing in the early 1970's. It's depressing because the guy, Burton Cummings is vocalizing, can't get a woman (or his "sugar") to be with.
Submitted by: Peter
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