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Fun Music Information -> Katy Perry
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Jokes:
Q. What's the difference between Katy Perry and Dan Quayle? A. Dan Quayle had probably never kissed a potato before he forgot how to spell it. Submitted by: Angelina Laide
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Music Performer Nicknames:
Known informally as: Katy Purry, Katy Cat, Kitty Purry, Kitty Cat. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Known informally as: Barec**t. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "I Chased a Squirrel" | "I Kissed a Girl" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| "I Have To Hurl" | "I Kissed A Girl" | Nicole Adultman |
| "Snake Hissed a Girl" | "I Kissed a Girl" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| "I Dissed a Girl" | "I Kissed a Girl" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
| "I Missed a Girl" | "I Kissed a Girl" | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
There are additional new song names available. | ||
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "If You Can Afford Me," | She's not for sale. That would make her a slave. | Connie Brady |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "Who's Johnny?," El Debarge | "The One That Got Away," Katy Perry | |
| "Fish," Craig Campbell | "The One That Got Away," Katy Perry | |
| "Enchanted," Taylor Swift | "Not Like The Movies," Katy Perry | |
| "Fire And Ice," Pat Benatar | "Hot 'N Cold," Katy Perry | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Waking Up in Vega" originally "Waking Up In Vegas"
Someday Katy might wake up in that star?
Peter
"Hot N Old" originally "Hot N Cold"
Cliff Adair
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Walking Up In Vegas" originally "Waking Up In Vegas"
Peter
"Blast Friday Night (T.G.I.F.)" originally "Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F.)"
No need to Saturday morning.
Peter
"Part Of Mel" originally "Part Of Me"
Gretchen Wieners
"Part Of Meg" originally "Part Of Me"
Gretchen Wieners
"Part Of Men" originally "Part Of Me"
Gretchen Wieners
There are additional song titles with a letter added available.
Change a Letter:
"Who Am I Loving For?" originally "Who Am I Living For?"
Peter
"Who Am I Giving For?" originally "Who Am I Living For?"
Peter
"California Gurus" originally "California Gurls"
Connie Brady
"Raking Up In Vegas" originally "Waking Up In Vegas"
Peter
"Waking Us In Vegas" originally "Waking Up In Vegas"
Serafina
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Recordings:
Aug 24
a parody of "E.T." by Katy Perry
It's. . .well heck, the only way to explain is to listen. . .that's all I can say
Soundclick: (mp3)
Mar 10
a parody of "I Kissed A Girl" by Katy Perry
About Senator John McCain's 2008 choice of Sarah Palin as his running mate for Vice-POTUS (which may have cost him the election?). Posted with permission from All Star Radio Networks.
Soundclick: (mp3)
Feb 12
a parody of "Hot N' Cold" by Katy Perry
An accurate description of the weather in Northwest Ohio.
YouTube: (YouTube)
June 23
a parody of "Teenage Dream" by Katy Perry
A normal part of teenage growing up for boys and girls...now in song form!
YouTube: (Video)
Apr 25
a parody of "Hot N Cold" by Katy Perry
This Katy Perry hit was actually written not long after my internet smash, "I Verbed a Noun", but had I released it then it would have gone unnoticed. . .instead it leads off my first non-holiday, non-remix full length album
soundclick.com: (mp3)
Aug 10
a parody of "Teenage Dream" by Katy Perry
Inception spoof in the form of a song parody about Lucid Dreaming.
YouTube: (Video)
June 10
a parody of "Hot 'N Cold" by Katy Perry
You won't get it if you don't know who Phillip DeFranco is. Please subscribe to me here: http://tinyurl.com/asseenontv313
YouTube: (FLV, MP4, 3GP)
Nov 9
a parody of "I Kissed A Girl" by Katy Perry
I know that this idea has been done many times before...but I think I did it first.
YouTube.com: (YouTube)
Sep 17
a parody of "I Kissed A Girl" by Katy Perry
My Spoof of Katy Perry's "I Kissed A Girl". It is called "I Ate A Big Mac" and is sung my a nutrient-confused Burger King employee.
Youtub: (Video)
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "E.T" | "C.W" | Monstermaster13 |
| "The One That Got Away" | "The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill and Did Nothing" | Taylor R. |
| "Wide Awake" | "Coffee Break" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "Wide Awake" | "Still Asleep!" | Taylor Smith |
| "Firework" | "Beaver" | Madeline Campbell |
| "Teenage Dream" | "Cross The Street" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "Wide Awake" | "While You Wait" | quozaxx |
| "Firework" | "Captain Kirk" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "E.T." | "Gotta Catch 'Em All" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "E.T." | "Sunburn Terrestrial (S.T.)" | Below Average Dave |
There are additional song parodies available. | ||
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| E.T. | Steven Spielberg's Answering Machine | carly_carlz |
| If You Can Afford Me | Anti-slavery/Anti-human-trafficking organization | Diddims |
| Ur So Gay | Gay/LGBT society | Nathan Elia |
| I Kissed a Girl | Madonna and Britney Spears' answering services | Glenn |
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Don't Know Why Norah Jones | I Kissed A Girl Katy Perry | Don't Know Why I Kissed A Girl | Jen |
| Living in a Dream Finger Eleven | Teenage Dream Katy Perry | Living in a Teenage Dream | Dongquan |
| Chasing Cars Snow Patrol | California Gurls Katy Perry | Chasing California Gurls' Cars | Dongquan |
| Dani California Red Hot Chili Peppers | California Gurls Katy Perry | Dani California Gurls | Dongquan |
| There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Britta Perry
Britta Phillips combined with Katy Perry
Yet another character from "Community" (Gillian Jacobs, who look eerily similar to Britta Phillips)
Submitted By: Francis A. Sissy
The Band Katy Perry
The Band Perry combined with Katy Perry
Submitted By: Sheena Weston
Katy Perry Como
Katy Perry combined with Perry Como
An odd couple! I bet they've both kissed girls.
Submitted By: Sam Bucus the elder
Misheard Lyrics:
"Wide Awake"
Misheard Lyrics: I'm wide awake
Yeah, I was in the dart I was falling hard With an open heart I'm wide awake How did I read the stars so brown? Original Lyrics: I'm wide awake
Yeah, I was in the dark I was falling hard With an open heart I'm wide awake How did I read the stars so wrong? | "California Gurls"
Misheard Lyrics: Fine, fresh, fierce
We got it online Original Lyrics: Fine, fresh, fierce
We got it on lock |
"The One That Got Away"
Misheard Lyrics: 'Cause now I'll pay the fries
Original Lyrics: 'Cause now I'll pay the prize
| "Firework"
Misheard Lyrics: Make 'em go oh oh oh
You're gonna leave 'em falling do-o-own Original Lyrics: Make 'em go oh oh oh
You're gonna leave 'em all in a-a-awe. |
| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Firework"
Misheard Lyrics: Make 'em go oh oh oh
You're gonna leave 'em falling do-o-own Original Lyrics: Make 'em go oh oh oh
You're gonna leave 'em all in a-a-awe. |
Story about this misheard lyric by: LMA The lyrics are these on many websites. But as Katy released her official lyric video, it felt different and awkward. |
| There are additional misheard stories available. | |
Song Parody Fragments:
"Firework"
Better Lyrics:
Do you ever feel already buried deep?
Six feet under and no one seems to hear a peep
Six feet under and no one seems to hear a peep
Original Lyrics:
Do you ever feel already buried deep?
Six feet under and no one seems to hear a thing
Six feet under and no one seems to hear a thing
Submitted by: Flash Flood
"Teenage Dream"
Better Lyrics:
Barneys NYC with a Xmas GaGa theme
Orthodox is now gone, take a peek
GaGa's Boudoir full of hair is jam-packed
It's really jam-packed
Orthodox is now gone, take a peek
GaGa's Boudoir full of hair is jam-packed
It's really jam-packed
Original Lyrics:
You make me feel like I'm living a teenage dream
The way you turn me on, I can't sleep
Let's runaway and don't ever look back
Don't ever look back
The way you turn me on, I can't sleep
Let's runaway and don't ever look back
Don't ever look back
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"I Kissed A Girl"
Better Lyrics:
I killed a guy and I liked it
It was really cathartic
I killed a guy just to try it
Hope that my friends don't mind it
It felt so wrong, it felt so right
Don't mean I'm Psycho tonight
I killed a guy and I liked it
I liked it
It was really cathartic
I killed a guy just to try it
Hope that my friends don't mind it
It felt so wrong, it felt so right
Don't mean I'm Psycho tonight
I killed a guy and I liked it
I liked it
Original Lyrics:
I kissed a girl and I liked it
The taste of her cherry Chapstick
I kissed a girl just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong, it felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it
I liked it
The taste of her cherry Chapstick
I kissed a girl just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong, it felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it
I liked it
Submitted by: Sheogorath
Funniest Song Lyrics:
"I Kissed A Girl"
The Funny Lyrics: I kissed a girl, and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chapstick I kissed a girl, just to try it I hope my boyfriend don't mind it. Why They're Funny: Seems fairly obvious. How many women sing about kissing women? Whatever this song intended to do, it probably achieved it.
Submitted by: Aninnymouse
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Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"I Kissed A Girl"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: I kissed a girl, I liked it
The taste of her cherry Chap Stick I kissed a girl just to try it I hope my boyfriend don't mind it Why They're Nonsensical: FYI, some people think that girls kissing the other girls' lips may be doubtfully gross and sick!
Submitted by: Mickey D.
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Insulting Song Lyrics:
"Hot N Cold"
The Insulting Lyrics: You pee a mess
Like a bitch I would know Why They're Insulting: Actually, this whole song is a pointless rage of insults at Katy's old boyfriend. I guess she doesn't need him anymore now that she kisses girls all the time.
Submitted by: hekifier
| "I Kissed A Girl"
The Insulting Lyrics: It's not what good girls do
Not how we should behave Why They're Insulting: There are plenty of good girls who kiss girls, yet wouldn't be interested in kissing boys. It's not 'bad behavior' to be gay.
Submitted by: Yet Another Dutchman
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Inappropriate Song Lyrics:
"California Gurls"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: California girls we're undeniable, daisy dukes, bikinis on top,
Sunkist skin, so hot, will melt your popsicle Why They're Inappropriate: Katy is degrading women as objects and toys, being sexually provocative when she sings the chorus line. Snoop Dogg is also helping her provoke women's bodies as being sex toys as well when he does his rap lines in the song. It's especially inappropriate when you see how promiscuous Katy is in the music video when she's singing this chorus line lying naked in a bed of cotton candy with her hair dyed silver.
Submitted by: David Pratter
| "Ur So Gay"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: Ur so gay
and you don't even like boys Why They're Inappropriate: Saying that someone is gay when they're clearly not is inappropriate. :p
Submitted by: Celeste
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Dirty Song Lyrics:
"Peacock"
The Dirty Lyrics: Come On Baby Let Me See, What Your Hiding Underneath.
Why They're Dirty: Basically, Take Off Your Clothes, I Want To See You Naked.
Submitted by: Peanut.
| "Peacock"
The Dirty Lyrics: I Wanna See Your Peacock Cock Cock
Why They're Dirty: Well, I Think Its Slightly Obvious. Take The Pea Off, And Youve Got It;)
Submitted by: Peanut.
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Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:
"I Kissed A Girl"
The Lyrics: I kissed and girl,
and I liked it The taste of her cherry Chapstick. Product Brand Name: Chapstick.
Submitted by: Celeste
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Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:
"California Gurls"
The Song Lyrics: You can have a share of friends
but nothing came to the battle is not ours. Song They Mention: "Share of Friends" and "The Battle is Not Ours" both by the 'VeggieTales'
Submitted by: Taylor Veking
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Song Title Space Change:
"Wide A Wake" originally "Wide Awake"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"Theo Net Hat Got Away" originally "The One That Got Away"
Submitted by: Britney Spears into pruning hooks
"I Kiss Ed, A Girl " originally "I Kissed A Girl"
So, now Ed's a girl, huh? Like a boy named Sue?
Submitted by: Peter
Bad Grammar in Song Lyrics:
"Part of Me"
The Lyrics: This is the part of me
That you're never gonna ever take away from me. Why: The "ever" is unnecessary since it already uses a never.
Submitted by: Maren
| "The One That Got Away"
The Lyrics: In another life, I would make you stay, so I don't have to say you were the one that got away.
Why: People are WHOs, not THATs. It should read, "you were the one WHO got away" because she is most certainly singing about a boy, not an object. The constant repitition of this line drives me crazy!
Submitted by: Sondra
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Band Name Anagrams:
Ye Try Park Submitted by: michelle (hell in mice)
Perky, Arty. Submitted by: Rachel
That describes her perfectly!
Arty, Perky Submitted by: Terror Reid
Song Title Anagrams:
"Fling A Ratty Dish" originally "Last Friday Night"
Submitted by: Lauryn Canna
"Ding A Filthy Star" originally "Last Friday Night"
Submitted by: Lauryn Canna
"Last Friday Thing" originally "Last Friday Night"
Submitted by: Lauryn Canna
"A Skil'd Grad Dies" originally "I Kissed A Girl"
No comments.
Submitted by: Mickey D.
Songs That Are Banned:
"Hot N Cold"
The word "bitch" is often changed to "girl" or blanked out.
Submitted by: dxman
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Mart Of Pee" originally "Part Of Me"
Submitted by: Penelope Beckinsale
"Wire Fork" originally "Firework"
Submitted by: Jill Jacks
"Guy Kissed A Earl" originally "I Kissed A Girl"
Submitted by: Audrey Ruiz
Names as a Word Bank:
Pretty Patty At A Party Submitted by: Angie O'Plasty
Band Name Spoonerisms:
Kay P. Terry originally "Katy Perry"
Submitted by: Cape Canaveral Lavigne
Ray Key Petty originally "Katy Perry"
Submitted by: Cape Canaveral Lavigne
Paty Kerry originally "Katy Perry"
No comments.
Submitted by: Mickey D.
Paty Carrie originally "Katy Perry"
A more accurate spoonerizing.
Submitted by: Mr. Bump
What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):
"Marrying Russell Brand"
In October 2010, Katy Perry married comedian Russell Brand, aka Arthur Bach in the 2011 Arthur remake. The wedding took place in India.
Submitted by: Witterquick
"Removed from Sesame Street"
She was supposed to be on the new season of Sesame Street, but her part was removed because her dress showed too much cleavage.
Submitted by: JeReMy
"Kissing a girl"
Well, when asked about kissing a girl in interviews, all she does is blush and not answer. Coincidence?
Submitted by: Jim
Bad Ringtone Choices:
"I Kissed A Girl"
The Lyrics: I kissed a girl
and I liked it The taste of her cherry chapstick I kissed a girl just to try it I hope my boyfriend don't mind it It felt so wrong but it felt so right It don't mean that I'm in love tonight I kissed a girl and I liked it, I liked it. Why: Sheesh imagine if your phone went off around your boyfriend. He might think that you're a flaming homo.
Submitted by: Celeste
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