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Fun Music Information -> Katy Perry

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Jokes:

Q. What's the difference between Katy Perry and Dan Quayle? A. Dan Quayle had probably never kissed a potato before he forgot how to spell it.
Submitted by: Angelina Laide
 

Music Performer Nicknames:

Known informally as: Katy Purry, Katy Cat, Kitty Purry, Kitty Cat. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

Known informally as: Barec**t. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

New Song Names:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Bored""Roar"Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"I Chased a Squirrel""I Kissed a Girl"Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"I Have To Hurl""I Kissed A Girl"Nicole Adultman
"Snake Hissed a Girl""I Kissed a Girl"Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"I Dissed a Girl""I Kissed a Girl"Robert D. Arndt Jr.

There are additional new song names available.

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"Teenage Dream,"Dreams do not age.GlamRockNinjaLord
"If You Can Afford Me,"She's not for sale. That would make her a slave.Connie Brady

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Where's Captain Kirk?," Spizzenergi"Waking Up In Vegas," Katy Perry
"I Am A Cat," Shonen Knife"Roar," Katy Perry
"Swear," Sheena Easton"Damn," Katy Perry
"Tornado," Adema"Roar," Katy Perry
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Oar" originally "Roar"
Candy Welty
"Waking Up in Vega" originally "Waking Up In Vegas"
Someday Katy might wake up in that star?
Peter
"Hot N Old" originally "Hot N Cold"
Cliff Adair

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Walking Up In Vegas" originally "Waking Up In Vegas"
Peter
"Blast Friday Night (T.G.I.F.)" originally "Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F.)"
No need to Saturday morning.
Peter
"Part Of Mel" originally "Part Of Me"
Gretchen Wieners
"Part Of Meg" originally "Part Of Me"
Gretchen Wieners
"Part Of Men" originally "Part Of Me"
Gretchen Wieners

There are additional song titles with a letter added available.

Change a Letter:

"Fart Of Me" originally "Part Of Me"
Naomi Swanson
"Soar" originally "Roar"
Candy Welty
"Boar" originally "Roar"
Candy Welty
"Rear" originally "Roar"
Candy Welty
"Roam" originally "Roar"
Candy Welty

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Recordings:

Apr 18
a parody of "E.T." by Katy Perry
Originally uploaded May 24, 2011 (almost 3 years ago) Yeah it's morally wrong to actually treat people like crap and regard them as low and undeserving of anything, but in a satirical environment it's all good if it's not really how one thinks (not to sound overly utilitarian). Consider the narrator of the song as an actor portraying how a conservative douche would think about Mexican immigration to the U.S. but these aren't really my genuine words.
YouTube: (wmv avi hell i don't remember)
Nov 2
a parody of "Roar" by Katy Perry
It's about people getting music for free instead of buying. Parody of ROAR - "SCHNORR!" - as if sung by Cheapskaty Perry (Katy's cheap. more serious cousin)
YouTube: (YouTube)
Aug 24
a parody of "E.T." by Katy Perry
It's. . .well heck, the only way to explain is to listen. . .that's all I can say
Soundclick: (mp3)
Mar 10
a parody of "I Kissed A Girl" by Katy Perry
About Senator John McCain's 2008 choice of Sarah Palin as his running mate for Vice-POTUS (which may have cost him the election?). Posted with permission from All Star Radio Networks.
Soundclick: (mp3)
Feb 12
a parody of "Hot N' Cold" by Katy Perry
An accurate description of the weather in Northwest Ohio.
YouTube: (YouTube)
June 23
a parody of "Teenage Dream" by Katy Perry
A normal part of teenage growing up for boys and girls...now in song form!
YouTube: (Video)
Apr 25
a parody of "Hot N Cold" by Katy Perry
This Katy Perry hit was actually written not long after my internet smash, "I Verbed a Noun", but had I released it then it would have gone unnoticed. . .instead it leads off my first non-holiday, non-remix full length album
soundclick.com: (mp3)
Aug 10
a parody of "Teenage Dream" by Katy Perry
Inception spoof in the form of a song parody about Lucid Dreaming.
YouTube: (Video)
June 10
a parody of "Hot 'N Cold" by Katy Perry
You won't get it if you don't know who Phillip DeFranco is. Please subscribe to me here: http://tinyurl.com/asseenontv313
YouTube: (FLV, MP4, 3GP)

There are additional song parody recordings available.

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"I Kissed A Girl""I Kissed the Bricks"Joe the Crazy Conch
"I Kissed A Girl""Misspeakin' Words"the_conqueror_of_parodies
"Last Friday Night""New Human Rights"Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd
"Teenage Dream""Teenage Team (Ninja Turtles)"Matthias
"Waking Up In Vegas""The Lego Movie Is The Greatest"Christopher Long
"Unconditionally""Dewoitine D.520"Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Roar""Doors"the_conqueror_of_parodies
"Roar""Boers"Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Roar""Roar... of the 84(H)"Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"Wide Awake""You're Such a Fake"Rebekah Dub

There are additional song parodies available.

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
Hot n ColdIcy HotMike

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
E.T.Steven Spielberg's Answering Machinecarly_carlz
If You Can Afford MeAnti-slavery/Anti-human-trafficking organizationDiddims
Ur So GayGay/LGBT societyNathan Elia
I Kissed a GirlMadonna and Britney Spears' answering servicesGlenn

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Shattered Dreams
   Johnny Hates Jazz
Teenage Dream
   Katy Perry
Shattered Teenage Dreams
Jennifer
Boulevard Of Broken Dreams
   Green Day
Teenage Dream
   Katy Perry
Boulevard Of Broken Teenage Dreams
Newt Gingpoor
Bark At The Moon
   Ozzy Osbourne
Roar
   Katy Perry
Roar At The Moon
GlamRockNinjaLord
Should We Tell Him?
   The Everly Brothers
I Kissed A Girl
   Katy Perry
Should We Tell Him I Kissed A Girl?
Roger
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Britta Perry
Britta Phillips combined with Katy Perry
Yet another character from "Community" (Gillian Jacobs, who look eerily similar to Britta Phillips)
Submitted By: Francis A. Sissy
The Band Katy Perry
The Band Perry combined with Katy Perry
Submitted By: Sheena Weston
Katy Perry Como
Katy Perry combined with Perry Como
An odd couple! I bet they've both kissed girls.
Submitted By: Sam Bucus the elder

Misheard Lyrics:

"Firework"
Misheard Lyrics:
C'mon let you calories burst
Original Lyrics:
Come on let your colors burst
"Dark Horse"
Misheard Lyrics:
So you wanna play with matches?
Don't you know that you're farting fire.
Original Lyrics:
So you wanna play with magic?
Boy you should know what your falling for
"California Gurls"
Misheard Lyrics:
you can travel by whale
Original Lyrics:
You can travel the world
"Dark Horse"
Misheard Lyrics:
So you wanna play with my Jeep?
Original Lyrics:
So you wanna play with magic?
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Firework"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make 'em go oh oh oh
You're gonna leave 'em falling do-o-own
Original Lyrics:
Make 'em go oh oh oh
You're gonna leave 'em all in a-a-awe.

Story about this misheard lyric by: LMA

The lyrics are these on many websites. But as Katy released her official lyric video, it felt different and awkward.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"Firework"
Better Lyrics:
Do you ever feel already buried deep?

Six feet under and no one seems to hear a peep
Original Lyrics:
Do you ever feel already buried deep?

Six feet under and no one seems to hear a thing
Submitted by: Flash Flood
"Teenage Dream"
Better Lyrics:
Barneys NYC with a Xmas GaGa theme
Orthodox is now gone, take a peek
GaGa's Boudoir full of hair is jam-packed
It's really jam-packed
Original Lyrics:
You make me feel like I'm living a teenage dream
The way you turn me on, I can't sleep
Let's runaway and don't ever look back
Don't ever look back
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"I Kissed A Girl"
Better Lyrics:
I killed a guy and I liked it

It was really cathartic
I killed a guy just to try it

Hope that my friends don't mind it

It felt so wrong, it felt so right

Don't mean I'm Psycho tonight

I killed a guy and I liked it

I liked it
Original Lyrics:
I kissed a girl and I liked it

The taste of her cherry Chapstick

I kissed a girl just to try it

I hope my boyfriend don't mind it

It felt so wrong, it felt so right

Don't mean I'm in love tonight

I kissed a girl and I liked it

I liked it
Submitted by: Sheogorath
There are additional parody fragments available.

Funniest Song Lyrics:

"I Kissed A Girl"
The Funny Lyrics:
I kissed a girl, and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chapstick
I kissed a girl, just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it.
Why They're Funny:
Seems fairly obvious. How many women sing about kissing women? Whatever this song intended to do, it probably achieved it.
Submitted by: Aninnymouse
 

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"I Kissed A Girl"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
I kissed a girl, I liked it
The taste of her cherry Chap Stick
I kissed a girl just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
Why They're Nonsensical:
FYI, some people think that girls kissing the other girls' lips may be doubtfully gross and sick!
Submitted by: Mickey D.
 

Insulting Song Lyrics:

"Hot N Cold"
The Insulting Lyrics:
You pee a mess
Like a bitch I would know
Why They're Insulting:
Actually, this whole song is a pointless rage of insults at Katy's old boyfriend. I guess she doesn't need him anymore now that she kisses girls all the time.
Submitted by: hekifier
"I Kissed A Girl"
The Insulting Lyrics:
It's not what good girls do
Not how we should behave
Why They're Insulting:
There are plenty of good girls who kiss girls, yet wouldn't be interested in kissing boys. It's not 'bad behavior' to be gay.
Submitted by: Yet Another Dutchman
There are additional Insulting lyrics available.

Inappropriate Song Lyrics:

"I Kissed A Girl"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
I kissed a girl and I liked it
The taste of her cherry Chapstick
I kissed a girl just to try it
Hope my boyfriend don't mind it
Why They're Inappropriate:
This song is about gay relationships, she is totally not giving a good message, it's more of a song full of gays in it!
Submitted by: William
"California Gurls"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
California girls we're undeniable, daisy dukes, bikinis on top,
Sunkist skin, so hot, will melt your popsicle
Why They're Inappropriate:
Katy is degrading women as objects and toys, being sexually provocative when she sings the chorus line. Snoop Dogg is also helping her provoke women's bodies as being sex toys as well when he does his rap lines in the song. It's especially inappropriate when you see how promiscuous Katy is in the music video when she's singing this chorus line lying naked in a bed of cotton candy with her hair dyed silver.
Submitted by: David Pratter
There are additional inappropriate lyrics available.

Dated Song Lyrics:

"California Gurls"
The Dated Lyrics:
Snoop Doggy Dogg on the stereo
Why They're Dated:
He's been known as Snoop Lion since July 2012.
Submitted by: OTTO
 

Dirty Song Lyrics:

"Birthday"
The Dirty Lyrics:
Pop your confetti
Why They're Dirty:
"Pop your confetti" means ejaculate.
Submitted by: Semaphore
"Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F.)"
The Dirty Lyrics:
Last Friday night
We went streaking in the park
Skinny dipping in the dark
Then had a ménage à trois
Why They're Dirty:
Well, no explanation is needed.
Submitted by: OTTO
There are additional dirty lyrics available.

Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:

"I Kissed A Girl"
The Lyrics:
I kissed and girl,
and I liked it
The taste of her
cherry Chapstick.
Product Brand Name:
Chapstick.
Submitted by: Celeste
 

Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:

"Roar (2010's)"
The Song Lyrics:
I got the eye of the tiger.
Song They Mention:
"Eye of the Tiger" by Survivor.
Submitted by: Brian Kelly
"California Gurls"
The Song Lyrics:
You can have a share of friends
but nothing came to the battle is not ours.
Song They Mention:
"Share of Friends" and "The Battle is Not Ours" both by the 'VeggieTales'
Submitted by: Taylor Veking

Song Title Space Change:

"Wide A Wake" originally "Wide Awake"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"Theo Net Hat Got Away" originally "The One That Got Away"
Submitted by: Britney Spears into pruning hooks
"I Kiss Ed, A Girl " originally "I Kissed A Girl"
So, now Ed's a girl, huh? Like a boy named Sue?
Submitted by: Peter

Bad Grammar in Song Lyrics:

"Part of Me"
The Lyrics:
This is the part of me
That you're never gonna ever take away from me.
Why:
The "ever" is unnecessary since it already uses a never.
Submitted by: Maren
"The One That Got Away"
The Lyrics:
In another life, I would make you stay, so I don't have to say you were the one that got away.
Why:
People are WHOs, not THATs. It should read, "you were the one WHO got away" because she is most certainly singing about a boy, not an object. The constant repitition of this line drives me crazy!
Submitted by: Sondra

Band Name Anagrams:

A Perky Try Submitted by: Ed
Ye Try Park Submitted by: michelle (hell in mice)
Perky, Arty. Submitted by: Rachel
That describes her perfectly!
Arty, Perky Submitted by: Terror Reid

Song Title Anagrams:

"I Dislike Rags" originally "I Kissed A Girl"
Submitted by: Alexis
"For A Temp" originally "Part Of Me"
Submitted by: Alina
"Farm Poet" originally "Part Of Me"
Submitted by: Alina
"From Tape" originally "Part Of Me"
Submitted by: Alina
"Frame Top" originally "Part Of Me"
Submitted by: Alina

There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.

Songs That Are Banned:

"Hot N Cold"
The word "bitch" is often changed to "girl" or blanked out.
Submitted by: dxman

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Mart Of Pee" originally "Part Of Me"
Submitted by: Penelope Beckinsale
"Wire Fork" originally "Firework"
Submitted by: Jill Jacks
"Guy Kissed A Earl" originally "I Kissed A Girl"
Submitted by: Audrey Ruiz

Names as a Word Bank:

Pretty Patty At A Party Submitted by: Angie O'Plasty

Lyrics Spoonerisms:

"I Kissed A Girl"
The Lyrics:
I kissed a girl
Why:
I Gissed a Kirl
Submitted by: William
 

Band Name Spoonerisms:

Kay P. Terry originally "Katy Perry"
Submitted by: Cape Canaveral Lavigne
Ray Key Petty originally "Katy Perry"
Submitted by: Cape Canaveral Lavigne
Paty Kerry originally "Katy Perry"
No comments.
Submitted by: Mickey D.
Paty Carrie originally "Katy Perry"
A more accurate spoonerizing.
Submitted by: Mr. Bump

What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):

"Marrying Russell Brand"
In October 2010, Katy Perry married comedian Russell Brand, aka Arthur Bach in the 2011 Arthur remake. The wedding took place in India.
Submitted by: Witterquick
"Removed from Sesame Street"
She was supposed to be on the new season of Sesame Street, but her part was removed because her dress showed too much cleavage.
Submitted by: JeReMy
"Kissing a girl"
Well, when asked about kissing a girl in interviews, all she does is blush and not answer. Coincidence?
Submitted by: Jim

Bad Ringtone Choices:

"I Kissed A Girl"
The Lyrics:
I kissed a girl
and I liked it
The taste of her
cherry chapstick
I kissed a girl
just to try it
I hope my boyfriend
don't mind it
It felt so wrong
but it felt so right
It don't mean that
I'm in love tonight
I kissed a girl and
I liked it, I liked it.
Why:
Sheesh imagine if your phone went off around your boyfriend. He might think that you're a flaming homo.
Submitted by: Celeste
 

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