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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> P -> Katy Perry

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Katy Perry that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 74 misheard song lyrics for Katy Perry on amIright currently.

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"Birthday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make you lick your butt crack every day!
Original Lyrics:
Make it like your birthday every day!
"California Gurls"
Misheard Lyrics:
California girls we're under Nigel
Pine-fresh ears, we guarded on lock
Original Lyrics:
California girls we're undeniable
Fine, fresh, fierce, we got it on lock
"California Gurls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fine, Fresh beers, we got it unlocked
Original Lyrics:
Fine, Fresh, Fierce we got it on lock
"California Gurls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fine, fresh, fierce
We got it online
Original Lyrics:
Fine, fresh, fierce
We got it on lock
"California Gurls"
Misheard Lyrics:
One wedding white
Original Lyrics:
Warm, wet and wild
"California Gurls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sex on the beach
We look like Santa in stilettos
Original Lyrics:
Sex on the beach
We don't mind sand in our stilettos
"California Gurls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Six, on the beat
We pretend we are stilettos
Original Lyrics:
Sex on the beach
We don't mind sand in our stilettos
"California Gurls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sun drenched skin,
Bikinis on top,
California gurls we're undeniable
Original Lyrics:
Sun kissed Skin
So hot
We'll melt your popsicle
"California Gurls"
Misheard Lyrics:
The birds break their neck
Original Lyrics:
The boys break their necks
"California Gurls"
Misheard Lyrics:
The boys break their nikes
Original Lyrics:
The boys break their necks
"California Gurls"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can drive off the road
But nothing comes close to the Cullens' clothes.
Original Lyrics:
You can travel the world
But nothing comes close to the Golden Coast
"California Gurls"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can travel by whale
Original Lyrics:
You can travel the world
"Chained to the Rhythm"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dance dance dance to the Mr Show
Original Lyrics:
Dance dance dance to the distortion
"Dark Horse"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cuz I'm coming at you like a dire corpse
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I'm coming at you like a dark horse
"Dark Horse"
Misheard Lyrics:
So you wanna play with matches?
Don't you know that you're farting fire.
Original Lyrics:
So you wanna play with magic?
Boy you should know what your falling for
"Dark Horse"
Misheard Lyrics:
So you wanna play with matches?
Original Lyrics:
So you wanna play with magic?
"Dark Horse"
Misheard Lyrics:
So you wanna play with my Jeep?
Original Lyrics:
So you wanna play with magic?
It's fun to think that Katy Perry calls her lady parts "her Jeep."
"Dark Horse"
Misheard Lyrics:
So you wanna play with my cheek?
Original Lyrics:
So you wanna play with magic?
"Dark Horse"
Misheard Lyrics:
So you wanna play with my dick?
Original Lyrics:
So you wanna play with magic?
"Dark Horse"
Misheard Lyrics:
So you wanna play with my jeans?
Original Lyrics:
So you wanna play with magic?
"E.T."
Misheard Lyrics:
Boy, you're an idiot, your touch so foreign.
Original Lyrics:
Boy, you're an alien, your touch so foreign.
"E.T."
Misheard Lyrics:
Futuristic brother.
Original Lyrics:
Futuristic lover.
"E.T."
Misheard Lyrics:
Kiss me ki-ki-kiss me,
effect me with your heart and spice me with your lotion
Original Lyrics:
Kiss me, ki-ki-kiss me,
infect me with your love and fill me with your poison
"E.T."
Misheard Lyrics:
Ya really f*cked me up, I can't get over you.
Original Lyrics:
Boy, you're an alien, your touch so foreign.
"E.T."
Misheard Lyrics:
Your touch magnetizing
Physical imploding
Leaves my body glowing
Original Lyrics:
Your touch magnetizing
Feels like I am floating
Leaves my body glowing
"Firework"
Misheard Lyrics:
C'mon let you calories burst
Original Lyrics:
Come on let your colors burst
"Firework"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come and let your cola burst
Original Lyrics:
Come on let your colors burst
"Firework"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on let your colon burst
Original Lyrics:
Come on let your colors burst
"Firework"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just own the night like a fart that you light
Original Lyrics:
Just own the night like the fourth of July
"Firework"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make 'em go oh oh oh
You're gonna leave 'em falling do-o-own
Original Lyrics:
Make 'em go oh oh oh
You're gonna leave 'em all in a-a-awe.
"Firework"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe you should turn away
Original Lyrics:
Baby you're a firework
"Firework"
Misheard Lyrics:
You just gotta deny the lie
Men get it shined
Just owned the nine
Like the whores of July
Original Lyrics:
You just gotta ignite the light
And let it shine
Just own the night
Like the fourth of July
"Firework"
Misheard Lyrics:
You just gotta ignite the light
Original Lyrics:
You just gotta ignite the lie
"Hot N Cold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So what? Call the doctor.
Original Lyrics:
Someone call the doctor.
"Hot N Cold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Staccato roller coaster
can't get off this ride
Original Lyrics:
Stuck on a roller coaster
Can't get off this ride
"Hot N Cold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah you pee a mess
Original Lyrics:
Yeah you PMS
"Hot N Cold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah you pee amiss
Original Lyrics:
Yeah you PMS
"Hot N Cold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah you, pee your pants
or
Yeah you, be a mess
Original Lyrics:
Yeah you, PMS
"Hot N Cold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah you, penis
Original Lyrics:
Yeah you, PMS
"Hot N Cold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah you, you're a mess
Original Lyrics:
Yeah you PMS
"Hot N Cold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah, you pee a mess
Like a bitch I would know
Original Lyrics:
Yeah you PMS
Like a bitch I would know
"Hot N Cold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You pee a mess like a bitch
Original Lyrics:
You PMS like a bitch
"Hot N' Cold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And you overthink, always speak correctically
Original Lyrics:
And you overthink, always speak cryptically
"I Kissed A Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Hi Mister Girl, highlight it.
Original Lyrics:
I kissed a girl, and I liked it.
"I Kissed A Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I kissed a girl and I liked tit
Original Lyrics:
I kissed a girl and I liked it
"I Kissed A Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I kissed a girl, and I like tit.
Original Lyrics:
I kissed a girl, and I liked it.
"I Kissed A Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in or out tonight.
Original Lyrics:
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight.
"I Kissed A Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The taste of her Cherry Chopstick
Original Lyrics:
The taste of her cherry Chapstick
"I Kissed A Girl" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The taste of her chariot chapstick
Original Lyrics:
The taste of her cherry chapstick
"If You Can Afford Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you want me,
The cherry on top,
The pick of the peck,
The crumbly crop
Original Lyrics:
If you want me,
The cherry on top,
The pick of the pack,
The crème de la crop
This proves why I am having trouble learning French.
"Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F.)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ben had a ménage à trois.
Original Lyrics:
Then had a ménage à trois
"Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F.)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Skinny dipping with the Sharks
Runaway inside a bar playing with the minisharks
on Friday night.
Original Lyrics:
And we took too many shots
Think we kissed but I forgot
Last Friday Night
"Last Friday Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is this a hippie or a brute?
Original Lyrics:
Is this a hickey or a bruise?
"Peacock"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shoe stopping, amazing
Original Lyrics:
Show stopping, amazing
It's funny to think Katy is going to step on the guy's shoe just to see his you-know-what.
"Pearl"
Misheard Lyrics:
But now she's stuck deep in some man
Original Lyrics:
But now she's stuck deep in cement
They both make sense, since this is about a girl in a abusive relationship.
"Roar"
Misheard Lyrics:
Already 'cause she's up the duff
Original Lyrics:
Already brushing off the dust
"Roar"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got the eye of the diaper
Original Lyrics:
I got the eye of the tiger
"Roar"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're gonna hear me roam
Original Lyrics:
You're gonna hear me Roar
"Teenage Dream"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'mma get you hard as sin
In my skin-tight jeans
Original Lyrics:
I'mma get your heart racing
In my skin-tight jeans
"Teenage Dream"
Misheard Lyrics:
We drove the Kelley and got drunk on the beach
Original Lyrics:
We drove to Cali and got drunk on the beach
"Teenage Dream"
Misheard Lyrics:
We drove to Cali and had fun on the beach
Original Lyrics:
We drove to Cali and got drunk on the beach
"Teenage Dream"
Misheard Lyrics:
We drove to Kelly and got drunk on the beach
Original Lyrics:
We drove to Cali and got drunk on the beach
"Teenage Dream"
Misheard Lyrics:
We drove to Kelly
And got Raganza Beach
Got a motel with
Beautiful olive sheets.
Original Lyrics:
We drove to Cali
And got drunk on the beach
Got a motel and
Built a fort out of sheets.
"Teenage Dream"
Misheard Lyrics:
We drove to Kelly
And got Ragonza Beach
Got a motel and
Beautiful out of sheets
Original Lyrics:
We drove to Cali
And got drunk on the beach
Got a motel and
Built a fort out of sheets
"Teenage Dream"
Misheard Lyrics:
We drove to Kelly
And not Ragonza Beach
Got a motel and
Beautiful olive sheets.
Original Lyrics:
We drove to Cali
And got drunk on the beach
Got a motel and
Built a fort out of sheets.
"The One That Got Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause now I'll pay the fries
Original Lyrics:
'Cause now I pay the price
"The One That Got Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
And on my 18th birthday
We got a chin to twos
Original Lyrics:
And on my 18th birthday
We got matching tattoos
"UR So Gay" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
P*ss
Original Lyrics:
P*nis
"UR So Gay" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
PMS
Original Lyrics:
P*nis
"Unconditional"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm Condie Shawna Lee
Original Lyrics:
Unconditionally
That's what you get when you sing like Alanis Morrissette. ;-)
"Unconditional"
Misheard Lyrics:
Uncle Deschanel
Original Lyrics:
Unconditional
"Walking on Air"
Misheard Lyrics:
To Miley I'm watching on air.
Original Lyrics:
Tonight, I'm walking on air
That's what happens when you sing without Auto tune !
"Walking on Air"
Misheard Lyrics:
To bite, I'm talking for dare
Original Lyrics:
Tonight, I'm walking on air
This is really funny, I think the audience will enjoy it.
"Wide Awake"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm wide awake
Yeah, I was in the dart
I was falling hard
With an open heart
I'm wide awake
How did I read the stars so brown?
Original Lyrics:
I'm wide awake
Yeah, I was in the dark
I was falling hard
With an open heart
I'm wide awake
How did I read the stars so wrong?

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