Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> G -> Guess Who
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There are 52 misheard song lyrics for Guess Who on amIright currently.
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"Albert Flasher"
Misheard Lyrics:
And Baby was a work chappeau.
Original Lyrics:
My baby was a work shop owner.
"Albert Flasher"
Misheard Lyrics:
And Micheal was a movie maker.
Original Lyrics:
And Michael was a moonbeam maker.
"Albert Flasher"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was a workshop owner with guns for the people.
Original Lyrics:
I was a workshop owner in the gulch for the people.
"Albert Flasher"
Misheard Lyrics:
My baby was a work shabone
Original Lyrics:
My baby was a work shop owner.
"Albert Flasher"
Misheard Lyrics:
My baby was a work shy b****.
Original Lyrics:
My baby was a work shop owner.
"American Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
American woman gonna measure mine.
Original Lyrics:
American woman gonna mess your mind.
"American Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
American woman, mama let me pee-pee
Original Lyrics:
American woman, mama let me be-e
"American Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Coloured lights can hit the tires
Sparkle someone else's eyes.
Sparkle someone else's eyes.
Original Lyrics:
Coloured lights can hypnotize
Sparkle someone else's eyes.
Sparkle someone else's eyes.
"American Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye, American woman
Goodbye, American s***.
Goodbye, American s***.
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye, American woman
Goodbye, American chick.
Goodbye, American chick.
"American Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't need your war machines,
I don't need your kerosene
I don't need your kerosene
Original Lyrics:
I don't need your war machines,
I don't need your ghetto scene
I don't need your ghetto scene
"American Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't need your war regimes
Original Lyrics:
I don't need your war machines
Recently redone by Lenny Kravitz, who says "war machines" very clearly. The mondegreen is for the original Guess Who version.
"Clap For The Wolfman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Black Water woman
Original Lyrics:
Clap for the Wolfman.
"Clap For The Wolfman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Black Florida woman
or
Plaque for the wolfman
or
Plaque for the wolfman
Original Lyrics:
Clap for the Wolfman
"Clap for the Wolfman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Clap for the Wolfman
He gonna make your record high
He gonna make your record high
Original Lyrics:
Clap for the Wolfman
He gonna rate your record high
He gonna rate your record high
"Glamour Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Climb onboard
Original Lyrics:
Glamour boy
"Guns, Guns, Guns"
Misheard Lyrics:
You be the red king, I'll be the other one.
Original Lyrics:
You be the red king, I'll be the yellow pawn.
"Hand Me Down World"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fuzzy-wuzzy, loving cup explosion
Original Lyrics:
I would like to know.
"Laughing"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I was happy.
Original Lyrics:
And I was laughing.
"New Mother Nature"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chakka says, 'No!', and I believe her.
Original Lyrics:
Jocko says, 'Yes', and I believe him.
"No Sugar Tonight/New Mother Nature"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the two buggered angels raping Oprah.
Original Lyrics:
It's the new Mother Nature taking over.
"No Sugar Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
No sugar tonight in my coffee
No sugar tonight on my feet.
No sugar tonight on my feet.
Original Lyrics:
No sugar tonight in my coffee
No sugar tonight in my tea.
No sugar tonight in my tea.
"No Sugar Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
No sugar tonight in my coffin
No sugar tonight in my teets
No sugar tonight in my teets
Original Lyrics:
No sugar tonight in my coffee
No sugar tonight in my tea
No sugar tonight in my tea
"No Sugar Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
No sugar tonight, because of you
No sugar tonight, not me!
No sugar tonight, not me!
Original Lyrics:
No sugar tonight, in my coffee
No sugar tonight, in my tea.
No sugar tonight, in my tea.
"No Sugar Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's gettin' dissolved.
Original Lyrics:
She's getting us all.
"No Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Different colored proton things
Original Lyrics:
Distant roads are calling me
"No Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
No Time-Life for you
Original Lyrics:
No time left for you
"No Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
No time for the killing thaw.
Original Lyrics:
No time for the killing floor.
"No Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
You died and died and died and died.
Original Lyrics:
Do da n da n da n da.
"Orly"
Misheard Lyrics:
Flames are comin' down
Original Lyrics:
Planes are comin' down
"Orly"
Misheard Lyrics:
Have a look at younger sister of my life
Original Lyrics:
Have a look at younger sister of my dad
"Runnin' Back To Saskatoon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Branded, jealous and a medicine hack
Sing another prairie tune.
Sing another prairie tune.
Original Lyrics:
Red Deer, Terrace and a Medicine Hat
Sing another prairie tune.
Sing another prairie tune.
"Runnin' Back To Saskatoon"
Misheard Lyrics:
This tune is homegrown
Don't come from Hong Kong.
Don't come from Hong Kong.
Original Lyrics:
This spirit is homegrown
Don't come from Hong Kong.
Don't come from Hong Kong.
Editor's note: I google-searched these lyrics and found a dispute as to whether the word is "tune" or "dirt" or "spirit"; most of the lyrics sites said "spirit", so I'm going with that one.
"Runnin' Back To Saskatoon"
Misheard Lyrics:
This tune is homegrown
Don't come from Hog Town.
Don't come from Hog Town.
Original Lyrics:
This tune is homegrown
Don't come from Hong Kong.
Don't come from Hong Kong.
"Runnin' Back to Saskatoon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Red Deer, Terrace and a Medicine Hat
Sing another prayer or two branded.
Sing another prayer or two branded.
Original Lyrics:
Red Deer, Terrace and a Medicine Hat
Sing another prairie tune.
Sing another prairie tune.
"Runnin' Back to Saskatoon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Red Deer, Terrace and a Medicine Hat
Sing another prayer or two
Sing another prayer or two
Original Lyrics:
Red Deer, Terrace and a Medicine Hat
Sing another prairie tune
Sing another prairie tune
"Shakin' All Over"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got snakes in my bible
Original Lyrics:
I got shakes in my thigh bone
"Share The Land"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby I'll be there to bare the land
Baby I'll be there to share the land.
Baby I'll be there to share the land.
Original Lyrics:
Maybe I'll be there to take your hand
Maybe I'll be there to share the land.
Maybe I'll be there to share the land.
"Share The Land"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby I'll be there to bare the land
Baby I'll be there to share the land
Debbie, give it away.
Baby I'll be there to share the land
Debbie, give it away.
Original Lyrics:
Maybe I'll be there to take your hand
Maybe I'll be there to share the land
That they'll be giving away.
Maybe I'll be there to share the land
That they'll be giving away.
"Share The Land"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shaby I'll be there to bare the land,
Shaby I'll be there to share the land
Shaby I'll be there to share the land
Original Lyrics:
Maybe I'll be there to take your hand,
Maybe I'll be there to share the land
Maybe I'll be there to share the land
"Share The Land"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shaby I'll be there to bare the land
Shaby I'll be there to share the land.
Shaby I'll be there to share the land.
Original Lyrics:
Baby I'll be there to take your hand
Baby I'll be there to share the land.
Baby I'll be there to share the land.
"Star Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stark naked (Stark naked)
Original Lyrics:
Star baby (Star baby)
"The New Mother Nature"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause it's the new mother nature taking over
It's the new spandex lady come to call
It's the new mother nature taking over
She's getting a thong, she's getting a thong.
It's the new spandex lady come to call
It's the new mother nature taking over
She's getting a thong, she's getting a thong.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause it's the new mother nature taking over
It's the new splendid lady come to call
It's the new mother nature taking over
She's getting us all, she's getting us all.
It's the new splendid lady come to call
It's the new mother nature taking over
She's getting us all, she's getting us all.
"These Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Designs cry every night for you.
Original Lyrics:
These eyes cry every night for you.
"These Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Levi's have seen a lot of love.
Original Lyrics:
These eyes have seen a lot of love.
"These Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sew curtains on me, yeah!
Original Lyrics:
The hurtin' on me, yeah
"These Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
The hurtin' uneasy
Original Lyrics:
The hurtin' on me, yeah
"Undun"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's coming down
Original Lyrics:
She's come undun
"Undun"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's commandant.
Original Lyrics:
She's come undone.
"Undun"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sheez c** undun.
Original Lyrics:
She's come undone.
'Undun' is the misspelled word, 'Undone' is the correct word.
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The Guess Who - Greatest Hits album at Amazon.com
The Best of the Guess Who album at Amazon.com
Anthology album at Amazon.com
Live at the Paramount album at Amazon.com
American Woman album at Amazon.com
Let's Go album at Amazon.com
Wheatfield Soul/Artificial Paradise album at Amazon.com
