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Song Parodies -> "Newman in a Coma"

Original Song Title:

"Girlfriend in a Coma"

Original Performer:

The Smiths

Parody Song Title:

"Newman in a Coma"

Parody Written by:

Peter Steinberg

The Lyrics

In February 2020, NASCAR driver Ryan Newman was seriously injured in a crash coming to the checkered flag in the Daytona 500 which made national headlines. This parody details the thoughts some of his fellow drivers may have had as word on his condition was awaited.
Newman in a coma, I know, I know it's serious
Newman in a coma, I know, I know it's really serious
There were times when I could have wrecked him
But you know I would hate anything to happen to him
No, I don't want to see him
Do you really think he'll pull through?
Do you really think he'll pull through?
Oooooooooh...

Newman in a coma, I know, I know it's serious
My, my, my, my, my, my driver, goodbye
There were times when I could have flipped him off
But you know I would hate anything to happen to him
Would you please let me see him?
Do you really think he'll pull through?
Do you really think he'll pull through?
Oooooooooh...

Let me whisper my last goodbyes
I know, it's serious

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