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Song Parodies -> "Smoking Weed, Sniffing Glue"

Original Song Title:

"Knowing Me, Knowing You"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Smoking Weed, Sniffing Glue"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

No more facial hair there
Burnt-off eyelash stare there
You're looking at me, tears in your eyes
Here is where you went wrong - this is for why:

Smoking weed, sniffing glue (pfft - Aargh!)
That is something you don't do
Smoking weed, sniffing glue (pfft - Aargh!)
Look at your face and your cheeks are blue
Skinning up is never easy, it's true
But you don't use glue
Smoking weed, sniffing glue
Now, THAT's solvent abuse

Evo-Stik and Doobies
Both at once is stoopid
You're dropping gluey rocks, like snot on your clothes
Not your nose out of joint - get that joint out your nose

Smoking weed, sniffing glue (pfft - Aargh!)
You really shouldn't mix the two
Smoking weed, sniffing glue (pfft - Aargh!)
I'll just have to face it: you have no clue
Lighting up this way is easy, I know, but that flame will throw
Smoking weed, sniffing glue
Dumbest thing you can do

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.1
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 8

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   3
 4   1
 5   4

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Johnny D - January 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Good drug parody, Philbo. I posted a drug parody of my own today, "Heave-Ho In The White Bowl".
Laurence Dunne - January 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Bravo! 5s
Royce Miller - January 22, 2004 - Report this comment
good message, Phil
Phil Alexander - January 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks... but Royce, you'd have to be pretty stupid to sniff solvents and smoking anything at the same time. Having said that, you need to be pretty damn stupid to sniff solvents full stop, so I guess it ain't that far-fetched after all.
Laurence Dunne - January 22, 2004 - Report this comment
When I was a boy growing up in Ireland I remember a family of not-so-bright kids (we all made fun of them, shame). Anyway, they always had runny noses, and we found out years later that it was from constantly sniffing white-out in paper bags. It totally ruined their health!!
Jack Wilson - January 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Good-o job-o, Philbo!
Stuart Kidd - April 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Sorry to ruin your perfect 5's; just thought the pacing early on was a little iffy; otherwise very well done; 3-5-5.
Ingeborg - September 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Another 3-5-5 here: good anti-drug message with a humorous twist, reasonable attempt to keep the old pacing and rhymes...but the rhythm was off in a few places ("this is for why" sounds awkward, and some other lines needed unnatural stress to fit the melody).

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