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Song Parodies -> "Snot Rag"

Original Song Title:

"Hot Stuff"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Donna Summer

Parody Song Title:

"Snot Rag"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

n. snot rag - colloq. vulg.: Handkerchief
Sittin' here, hopin' my nose stops runnin'
Hopin' that it ain't gonna pour
Walked over to get a tissue, went an'
Left a trail of slime 'cross the floor

Lookin' for a snot rag - needin' some cleanin'
I need a snot rag - needin' a wipe
I want a snot rag baby it's streamin'
Gotta have a snot rag
Gotta blow my nose tonight
I need snot rag
I want a snot rag
I need snot rag

Lookin' for a doofus to stem the mucus
Don't want another nostril to spout
Wanna find the loo 'cus I don't like to cuss
Wanna clear my sinuses out

Gotta have a snot rag else I'll be screamin'
I need a snot rag wipin' this shite
I want a snot rag dripping all evenin'
Gotta have a snot rag
Gotta blow my nose tonight
I need snot rag
Snot ra-a-ag
Lookin' for snot rag

Snot, snot, snot, snot ra-ag
Snot, snot, snot
Snot, snot, snot, snot ra-ag
Snot, snot, snot

Where's that snot rag baby I'm gripin'
I need a snot rag baby alright
Gimme a snot rag 'cause it needs wipin'
Got a green moustache, I
Gotta wipe this nose tonight
I need snot rag
Lookin' for snot rag
Gotta have a snot rag

Sittin' here drippin' my nose out, lately
Sittin' here drippin a lot
I ask you is that sweat upon you, baby
But then you say to me, no it's snot

Shoulda got a snot rag for me this evenin'
So get a snot rag for me tonight
I need a snot rag if you wanna try breedin'
Gimme a snot rag baby
'Snot what I need tonight

Snot rag
Needin' some cleanin'
I need a snot rag - needin' a wipe
Yes, yes, I want a snot rag wanna try breedin'
I want a snot rag baby tonight
Yes, yes, yes now! Snot rag, baby
I need a snot rag baby tonight
I want a snot rag baby it's streamin'
Snot rag baby
Got to I blow my nose tonight

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 7

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Rick D - September 01, 2005 - Report this comment
We think alike today. Achoo!
carol - September 01, 2005 - Report this comment
very good! 5's
Paul Robinson - September 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Can't place the OS, Phil, but this is snot unfunny, and that's nothing to sneeze or blow your nose at...
Chuck A. Spear - September 01, 2005 - Report this comment
You picked a real winner to parody! This is what I call great boogie! 555
Johnny D - September 01, 2005 - Report this comment
And that snot bad, either.
Phil Alexander - September 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, all... Paul - have you seen "The Full Monty", by any chance?
Stuart McArthur - September 01, 2005 - Report this comment
well, that's just put me off MY lunch - no green moustache here, thanks - and that's for the second day running - yesterday I saw the movie Kung Fu Hustle (fantastic too) and the final scene had the worst case of green/yellow viscous globular snot I've EVER seen - I couldn't eat for 8 hours - perfect pacing and hilarious, Phil - 555
Yet Another Dutchman - September 03, 2005 - Report this comment
What's the problem? Aren't you wearing sleeves? Don't nobody inch away from me now.
Phil Alexander - September 03, 2005 - Report this comment
YAD - that'd be another parody: to "Greensleeves", perchance ;-)

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