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Song Parodies -> "I Want To Hold Your BLEEP!"

Original Song Title:

"I Want To Hold Your Hand"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"I Want To Hold Your BLEEP!"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

Not exactly a parody, but a version with all the rude words BLEEP!ed out, because we wouldn't want anything rude on this site, now, would we? So I'm afraid you'll simply have to use your imagination for the words under the BLEEP!s

:-)
Oh yeah, I'll BLEEP! you BLEEP! BLEEP!
I think you'll understand.
When I'll BLEEP! that BLEEP! BLEEP!
I want to hold your BLEEP!
I want to hold your BLEEP! BLEEP! BLEEP!
I want to hold your BLEEP!

Oh please, say to me
You'll let BLEEP! your BLEEP!
And please, BLEEP! BLEEP! me
You'll let me hold your BLEEP!
Now let me hold your BLEEP! BLEEP! BLEEP!
I want to hold your BLEEP!

And when I BLEEP! you I feel happy inside.
It's such a feeling that my BLEEP!
I can't hide, I can't hide, I can't hide.

Yeah, you've got that something,
I think you'll understand.
When I'll say that something
I want to hold your BLEEP!
I want to hold your BLEEP! BLEEP! BLEEP!
I want to hold your BLEEP!

And when I BLEEP! you I feel happy inside.
It's such a feeling that my BLEEP!
I can't hide, I can't hide, I can't hide.

Yeh, you've got that something,
I think you'll understand.
When I'll feel that BLEEP! BLEEP!
I want to hold your BLEEP!
I want to hold your BLEEP!
I want to hold your BLEEP!

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nnnag - November 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Too funny! I'm laughing my blank off!
Great one, Phil!
Phil Alexander - November 11, 2003 - Report this comment
I guess this one is one you'll either laugh your socks off at, or wonder what the joke is... I forgot to mention that the "censored song" idea is another one ripped from "I'm sorry I haven't a clue" - if you like this, you'll definitely like ISIHAC.
Diva - November 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Interesting commentary.
Know 1 can hear you dream - November 11, 2003 - Report this comment
BEER? ;-)
nnnag - November 11, 2003 - Report this comment
What I meant by "blank" above: If you ever watched Match Game, you'd see that the host reads the questions with part of the phrase missing, where he'd say "blank" (example: "He forgot his BLANK."). And on Game Show Network, they've had pro-mos for Match Game which say things like "What the blank?" and "You'll laugh your blank off!"

I suppose I could have said "laughing my bleep off."
Adagio - November 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Bleep! Bleep! oops, did I say something bad? lol
Wild Man - November 11, 2003 - Report this comment
I like using my imagination, it's far more creative than BEEEEEEEEP!. Check my grammer, spelling and punctuation, would you please, Phil. I think I'll have you edit all my parodies from now on. Are you up for the challenge!
Billy Florio - November 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Phil! How dare you say that here! lol....it makes me think of another Beatles song thats ripe for parody..."Bleep bleep, a bleep bleep yeah!"
BLEEPER - November 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Phil...were you having trouble holding your BLEEP at the time you wrote this...because of alcohol over-consumption? Then BLEEP you MAN! This was sooooo BLEEP! (Good I mean)
Phil Alexander - November 12, 2003 - Report this comment
No, I'd been listening to ISIHAC, with Barry Cryer and Graeme Garden singing the Gerry and the Pacemakers classic "You'll Never BLEEP! Alone", and went through a couple of dozen songs to try and find an equally funny one...

Wild Man - should I check your grammer speling, and punctuat'ion? Not sure I'd be able to cope with providing a parody proof-reading service...
Wild Man - November 12, 2003 - Report this comment
LOL! I'll just need to use BLEEPING Microsoft Word. I have been using BLEEPING Microsoft Word Pad.
Phil Alexander - November 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Wild Man - one caveat if you're using Word: turn off smart quotes because if you use apostrophes or quotes the "smart" ones in Word don't show up here too well... they ain't *that* smart.
ChuckyG - November 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Microsoft Word "smart quotes" are a bane of the internet. Microsoft totally ignored ISO standards when they created them, and so they only work on Microsoft machines. The server is on a Linux box, and they tend to churn them pretty bad. If they were at least consitant in how smart quotes got cut-pasted, I might be able to write a proper filter to prevent these issues.
Wild Man - November 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks for all the helpfull advice.
Max - May 04, 2004 - Report this comment
What a bleepingly funny parody!

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