Steve's organizing the Christmas do
The cor-por-ate beanfeast
Got a bloke-y karaoke and a barrel or two
[And] A stripper dressed as a priest
Are you ready, hey, or unsteady and pissed?
Can you stand up on your own two feet?
This is the party not to be missed
There's got to be a repeat, yeah

Another bunfight's a must
Another bum bites a bust
Throw another one now
Leave your mother at home
Your mother might feel disgust
Who's gonna get the booze?
Some bugger that we can trust

How is the firm a-gonna to get along,
With us all partyin' down?
The shareholders I guess have been had,
No work at all being done

But we're happy, yeah, we're satisfied
On free food we are replete
There in the doorway the brassieres rip
Oh, boy.. we gotta repeat.. yeah!

Another bunfight's a must
Another one might combust
Throw another downtown
Let's party on down
Another bunfight's a must
Hey, gotta get good news:
Another one night of lust

Hey!
Party!
It's a must
It's a must, yeah
Another one night of lust, mmmm
An' rubber scum might be pus, ow!
Another bum bites a crust, hey hey!
Yo' mama's unsightly bust

There's many a way that you can organize
The perfect office bash
Get exotic
And erotic
And go tot'ly mad
And then really make a splash
I'm already... seein' double of you
You're bein' doubly indiscreet
Into the doorway the bill is slipped
Defeat.. it's time to beat a retreat

Another bunfight's discussed
Another one's right nonplussed
And another deep frown
And another shot down
Another bunfight? Not just
Pay? Who'll pay... Not you
Another idea's bust